Chapter 004: Queen Mother Baby
Erlang God stared at his phone, he couldn't believe his eyes, in today's court, there were still people who dared to tear himself up.
Compared with Erlang God's unbelievability, Zhang Xingxing was completely broken and broken, and he let it go.
A king like Erlang God must not be coaxed, and as soon as he coaxed, he kicked his nose in the face.
Bar, must be hard bar!
Erlang God: Xingxian, dare not explode the law number, set the time and place, and never die. Angry expressions.
Then there was Erlang God's angry expression.
The anger is monstrous, and the tearing war has officially begun.
Erlang God: Xingxian, why don't you speak? What exactly is the Dharma name? Xing? Could it be the Big Dipper?
Erlang God: Why, don't you dare to report the Fa number?
Erlang God: But what about you? I have 10,000 ways to get you out.
Xingxian: Erlang is funny, others are afraid of you, but I, Xingxian, will be afraid? It's a joke. An expression of contempt.
Jirojin: Good! Very good! Angry expression. Angry expressions.
Xingxian: Erlang teased, you said that I used some ulterior means to grab 10 gold ingots, which means that the group function is only a half-finished product. And we were all invited by the Queen Mother, do you have any doubts about the Queen Mother?
Queen Mother: Bold Erlang!
Erlang God: The Queen Mother atoned for her sins, I didn't mean that. A panicked expression.
Xingxian: I don't mean that? What do you mean by Erlang teasing?
At this time, Erlang God's mood has never been as colorful as today.
First he was angry because he didn't grab the red envelope from the God of Wealth, then he was angry because he suspected that someone was using secret means to grab the red envelope, and then he was angry because he was pointed at his nose and scolded and teased.
Anger + Anger + Anger = Anger +++.
But the angry +++ Erlang God has nowhere to vent, and even has to face the accountability of the Queen Mother, and he now feels as uncomfortable as beeping a roaring dog.
Xingxian: The great Queen Mother, Erlang God has acquiesced.
Queen Mother: Replace greatness for cuteness, remember, it's cuteness!
Zhang Xingxing, who was holding the mobile phone, jumped his brows, is this really the queen mother? cute? Is this still the indifferent queen mother in "Seven Fairies"?
Although thinking so, Zhang Xingxing quickly replied to the message.
Star Fairy: Yes, lovely Queen Mother. Bared tooth expression.
Queen Mother: Baby? Yes, yes! Queen Mother baby. Laughing emojis.
Queen Mother: Erlang, don't think that if you don't speak, you can act as if nothing happened, and come over to receive the punishment yourself. An icy expression.
Jirojin: Yes.
Oh my God, Erlang God actually failed to tear up.
At this time, looking at the immortals in the fairy chat group, their expressions were not to mention how exciting. They had never seen Erlang God so deflated.
Who is that Taoist friend called Xingxian? Let Erlang God be deflated, and even dare to call the queen mother baby.
This...... This simply refreshed the cognition of all immortals.
The fairy chat group is as quiet as water.
As soon as Zhang Xingxing put down his phone, it vibrated again.
The Queen Mother applied to be added as a friend.
Zhang Xingxing's eyes widened, he didn't expect that the Queen Mother would take the initiative to add himself, and after thinking for a while, he still clicked to agree.
The Queen Mother is the boss in the fairy chat group, and even in the entire fairy group, she is definitely the most powerful, and Zhang Xingxing is not stupid enough to offend the Queen Mother.
Queen Mother: Xingxian, why did it take so long to agree to this baby's application!
Zhang Xingxing, who was holding his mobile phone, wiped his sweat. It's been less than a minute, okay.
Xingxian: Introduce ...... I just went to eat and didn't pay attention to my phone. Hungry expressions.
Queen Mother: Eat, what is delicious? Hurry up and give this baby a little taste. Drooling expressions.
Zhang Xingxing was stunned, he just panicked casually, where did he think that the Queen Mother would ask him for food.
He touched a crumpled piece of candy in his pocket and hesitated.
Queen Mother: It must be delicious!
Zhang Xingxing gritted his teeth, let's die.
Scanning the candy with my phone shows up in the sac. Then click to send red envelopes, candy, god of song cards, and gold ingots appear on the screen options.
Candy, send.
System: The Queen Mother has received your red envelope.
Zhang Xingxing stared at his phone nervously, he was afraid that the Queen Mother would find something, but he waited left and right, but he never saw the Queen Mother reply.
As time passed, a heart sank as well.
Zhang Xingxing suspects that perhaps, he will soon be kicked out of the fairy chat group by the Queen Mother.
Sure enough, it is impossible for mortals to enter the fairy chat group and want to mix like a fish in water.
Putting the phone in his pocket, Zhang Xingxing walked towards the bedroom dejectedly.
It was almost ten o'clock in the evening when I returned to the dormitory, and the three roommates were there.
Wu Pan and Ge You lay down on the bed, looking like he couldn't read it, Geng Bao was wearing headphones, the keyboard clicked on the ground, and Chang Kui was holding a book and reading it.
"Damn, star, you're finally back!" Wu Pan suddenly jumped up from the bed, "I'm waiting for you, brothers, hurry up, go!"
Zhang Xingxing asked with a confused face: "Where are you going?"
Chang Kui casually threw away the book in his hand, picked up the mirror, looked left and right, and then slammed the gel water on his head a few times, and kept fiddling with his hairstyle with his hands.
Geng Bao quickly closed the computer and arranged his collar in front of the mirror.
"Ah Xing, you ...... Do you want to change your clothes?" Wu Pan looked at Zhang Xingxing and said.
Zhang Xingxing asked suspiciously: "What are you doing to change clothes?"
"I made an appointment with the sister in the dormitory next door tonight to sing K, do you feel that happiness came too suddenly?" Wu Pan said with a smile.
Singing K? Zhang Xingxing spared his head, if he wants to say that he is still quite good at drinking, he can do it with a lot of stuffy head, but when he sings K, he is confused.
Zhang Xingxing was born with incomplete tones, and every time he sang K, it was someone else's laughing point, and over time, he rarely went to KTV.
But looking at Wu Pan's high-spirited appearance, and at the same time, he also knew that they were singing K this time in order for themselves to get out of the shadows as soon as possible, and Zhang Xingxing didn't want to spoil their interest.
I thought that when the time came, I just hid in the corner and listened to them sing.
Zhang Xingxing happily agreed, but he didn't change his clothes, after all, he wanted to hide in the corner of KTV in a low-key manner tonight, and he didn't need to attract the attention of others.
Dunhuang KTV, midnight from 11 o'clock, until 6 o'clock the next day, the room fee is only 30 yuan, very affordable, plus buy some food, drink, will not cost too much.
Zhang Xingxing and the others quickly opened the room, ordered a few of their best songs, and waited quietly for the sisters to appear like hungry wolves.
"I'm sorry, I met two friends on the way, and I brought them here, don't mind!"