Chapter 635: The Fat Man Is Fake!
The fat man is so hard to die, and there are many ways to save his life, before the fat man disappeared inexplicably in the Buddhist shrine, although Wu Yi was flustered, but he definitely didn't believe that he would be killed without even making a sound.
At this time, Wu Yi was standing next to the base of the Buddha shrine, and hurriedly looked up, but before he could see the situation above, a figure jumped down from it, and saw that it was a fat man.
The fat man looked extremely embarrassed at this time, covered in mud, as if he had just climbed up in the swamp, and he had a torch in one hand and a flare gun in the other.
Wu Yi saw that the fat man was agile, and he didn't seem to be injured at all except for embarrassment, and said with great joy,
"Damn, why did you suddenly disappear just now? Scared the hell out of me. ”
The fat man waved his hand first, then walked quickly to the figure that was still burning, took out his gun and fired a few shots at his head, completely rotting his already scorched head, then stopped, turned around and sighed at Wu Yi,
"What happened just now really scared me a lot of fat man, but thanks to that scare, I think it won't be long before we can dig up the coffin board of the tomb owner!"
Wu Yi was stunned, and then said confusedly,
"You found a clue about the coffin on it?"
The fat man pointed to the muddy roads on his own body,
"The clue was not found, but I found a secret passage, and it was opened on the Buddha seat, damn, there was a thread-like thing on the Buddha seat, I pulled it out, and then I felt like riding a roller coaster, the bottom of the ass was light, the fat man, my whole person fell, the moment I fell, I reacted, the Buddha seat was empty, there was a passage!
The inside of the passage is very damp, the soil has been soaked into silt, fat man, I originally wanted to climb to the depths of the passage to see what is going on, but as soon as I thought that a few of you might have an accident outside, I climbed up again! ”
Wu Yi suddenly realized after hearing this, but he was also a little afraid in his heart,
"Your mother-in-law promised to be good when she came, and she would never touch anything after you came in, how did you treat what you said as a fart? The thread you unplugged was a mechanism that opened the passage, and if it was an explosive pack, it is estimated that several of us would be killed by you after you unplugged it! ”
The fat man patted his thigh proudly and said,
"You don't have to worry about the explosives bag, when it comes to playing with explosives, the fat man I am the ancestor of the owner of the tomb, if there is really an explosive bag under this Buddha seat, the fat man I would have smelled the smell of gunpowder a long time ago."
I said let's not be stunned here, now I killed an impostor, I don't know if the other few people heard the movement and rushed over, if they all come up, it will be enough for us to drink a pot, hurry up into the passage, fat man, I already feel it, there are a lot of dark weapons beckoning to us underneath! ”
The fat man took off his backpack as he spoke, took out the climbing rope from it and walked to the bottom of the Buddhist shrine to prepare for the climb, Wu Yi shook his head with a wry smile and beckoned the blind man and Bai Yue to follow, and was about to tell the fat man Don't be so troublesome, I will directly use the flying tiger claw to pull the blind man up later, but before the words came out, Wu Yi suddenly tightened his nerves!
The fat man was squatting under the Buddha shrine at this time, untying the knotted climbing rope little by little, Wu Yi's eyes were fixed on the fat man's back, and he shone on his back with a flashlight, but found that his back did not have the aperture drawn with phosphor before!
Wu Yi's brain exploded, and his heart said Damn, is this fat man a fake? !
But it shouldn't be, the demeanor and tone of his previous speech were all exactly the same as the fat man, how could it be fake? And he also solved a snake spirit with flares with his own hands, could it be...... Could it be a bitter ploy? The snake spirit will fucking play this too?
As soon as he thought of this, Wu Yi's cold sweat came out, and he hurriedly pulled the blind man and Bai Yue from left to right and retreated, and at the same time, the whirlwind shovel also spun rapidly in his hand with a 'woo', aiming at the fat man in front of him.
The fat man didn't notice what was going on behind him, and squatted there while untying the climbing rope and said,
"After the meeting goes up, I'm in front, you all follow closely, the passage is very narrow, it's not easy to turn around, in case something comes in with us in the back, it's far away, fat man, it's not good for me to save you, do you hear?"
After the fat man finished speaking, he waited for two seconds, and when he saw that no one answered him, he sighed, looked back puzzled, and saw that Wu Yizheng was blocking the blind man and Bai Yue behind him, aiming at himself with a whirlwind shovel, and almost jumped up from the ground, and said angrily,
"Damn, Xiao Wu, what the hell are you doing here?"
Wu Yi scolded,
"Fuck you, don't pretend to be garlic, you're not fat at all, I didn't expect you to pretend to be really similar, and I almost fooled you, come on, where is the fat man!"
The fat man was confused by the scene in front of him, and then he reacted and shouted,
"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't we all make marks on our bodies when we came here just now? You're blind, I have circles drawn on me, how can it be fake? ”
As he spoke, he tore up his clothes and pointed to the piece on his chest.
Wu Yi's brows furrowed even tighter, and he directly poked the whirlwind shovel over, only a few dozen centimeters away from the fat man's head, and said coldly,
"Signs? See for yourself if there are any marks on your body? ”
The fat man scolded, looked down at his chest, and was immediately taken aback, rubbed his eyes and looked again, and found that there was no mark on his clothes at all, and the fat man was a little panicked all of a sudden.
"Fuck, I don't know what's going on, you calm down first, I promise not to move, I'll put down my weapon, don't do it, give me a few minutes and you let me think about what's going on!"
This kind of thing is not a joke, a few people have said it very clearly, as long as you encounter no mark, don't care about 3721 kill it first, and then say, at this time I found that I had no mark on my body, and the fat man was really a little messy, after all, the impostor learned the deity vividly, and it was difficult to distinguish the true from the false without the mark, and even if it was true, it was extremely difficult to explain.
Wu Yi looked at the fat man coldly, and saw that the sweat on the fat man's forehead was coming out, and it was dripping down, but he didn't dare to do it for a while, in case he killed the wrong one, it would be a big deal, and he waited for more than a minute, and saw that the fat man's cold sweat wet his clothes, and then he suddenly said,
"Lao Tzu knows!"