Chapter 468: Hi Da Puben, the birth of Wang Xingren! (Happy New Year, everyone)

In the east courtyard of the manor, in the domestication room, several young people sat on chairs, like pins and needles, scratching their ears and cheeks.

And next to it, several second-hand goods also lay on the carpet next to them, straightened their upper bodies, and stared at them with wide eyes.

The current domestication house has long been expanded, with playgrounds, lawns, and houses, and from a distance, it looks like a school.

The young man and the second-hand people sat in a classroom, and in front of them, there was a blackboard, on which were written several simple binary equations.

"X+Y=17, X-8=1, so what are X and Y?" In front of the TV, standing was Xiao Wang from Xuzong University, knocking on the blackboard.

Hearing that Gao Crab went to Continuation University to find a teacher again, as Gao Crab's first teacher, Xiao Wang immediately volunteered.

No way, the house was bought, but there was no money to decorate it! Work for a day or a year, and you will have the decoration money immediately!

However, he didn't expect that this would be a long-term job, and it would not be done in a day as he thought.

Fortunately, the salary is very high, and it occasionally accelerates time, and in general, the efficiency of making money is still much higher than in school.

Of course, on the first day of teaching, Xiao Wang was almost beaten up by these former gangsters, after all, these people hate teachers the most.

So starting the next day, the high crab sent a few fools to maintain order.

"How do you calculate such a simple formula? To find an equation that is only one element, X-8=1, that means X=8+1 is right? What is 8+1? ”

In front of the blackboard, several unlearned gangsters were dazed and dizzy.

Of course, they are equal to 8+1, but they are already confused by this equation.

Why do you have to go around the problem like this, which can be easily solved?

They don't understand.

Xiao Wang suddenly had a big headache.

threatened: "If you don't study hard like this, I'm going to find Brother Crab!" ”

A few people burst into tears, sure enough, they were lazy at the beginning, it was all water in their heads, who would have thought that they had been out of society for so many years, and they would have to go back to school?

Several people quickly made the appearance of listening carefully, but in fact, their heads were full of mush.

"So, what is 8+1?"

"Can you not go around like this! I don't understand this as a person! The cricket couldn't help but complain.

Why, why should such an anti-human thing exist!

If Lao Tzu can learn such an annoying and tiring thing, how can he still go to society!

I am a cricket brother in society, people don't talk much, if I am allowed to learn, I will directly move bricks!

I'll take a brick to free you, believe it or not! The cricket's hand subconsciously went to touch the bench.

"Wang! Chirp! Beside him, Dahu glared at a few thugs with disdain and shouted loudly.

A few poor gangsters, who had been abused by the big tiger for the past two days, trembled, and trembled when they heard the cry of the big tiger, for fear of being slapped in the face by the "little hands" again, and hurriedly said: "We learn, we learn, you wait, let's slow down, don't be too fast!" ”

Xiao Wang is about to cry, are you still fast?

I have a salary as high as Brother Crab and teach children-level math, you guys are still too fast?

"It's really too fast...... "Cricket was very aggrieved.

Before Xiao Wang could speak, the big tiger shouted again: "Wang! Chirp! Barking! Let's do it! ”

After shouting, the big tiger still glanced at them with disdain.

"Don't scream, Dahu is going to school here......" Xiao Wang waved his hand, and Dahu lay down a little unhappily, humming and chirping on the ground, making a grievanceed whining.

"Hey, wait......" Xiao Wang suddenly felt wrong, he pointed to the blackboard: "Big Tiger, are you talking about this?" ”

"Wow!"

"What about this?"

"Wang, slip! Barking! Hiss! ”

"Hahahaha, this dog is actually doing a question!" Next to him, the cricket laughed so much that tears were about to come out, this dog was actually doing a question?

Smiling and smiling, the cricket suddenly realized that Xiao Wang was not smiling.

Wait a minute...... Is this dog doing the right thing?

Not to mention the crickets, Xiao Wang was almost stunned, he opened his mouth wide, it took a while to react, tested it again, and then turned around and ran, shouting as he ran: "Brother Crab, Brother Crab, no, no, it's not right...... That's great! That's great! ”

More than ten minutes later, Zhuang Buyuan and Gao Crab stared wide-eyed, watching Dahu write on the blackboard with his "little hands", which were already about the same.

Next to it, there are more and more people, and there are a lot of strange things in the manor, but today this time is particularly rare, and the dogs can write!

“1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9……”

"Study hard and make progress every day."

"I didn't teach them either! Where did they learn this? Gao Crab was puzzled.

"I guess I've seen these words somewhere before, so I learned them." Zhuang Buyuan's eyes lit up, it turned out that these two goods opened his mind and helped him complete the achievement!

Hi Da Pu Ben, Xi Da Pu Ben!

Although Zhuang has seen countless new races not far away, it feels really amazing to personally create a race with advanced intelligence.

In this world, no matter how powerful a person is, he can create a child at most, but he has created a whole race!

He couldn't wait to urge: "Hurry, what else will you write?" Keep writing! ”

Encouraged to do so, Dahu began to write again.

"Double-click 666......"

"I'll buy you an orange."

"Duxiu, please sit down and ......"

"I'm drunk and drunk ...... alone"

Everyone smiled, this must have been learned from the phone.

"Thank you boss for the red envelope!"

"The owner is shameless!"

"The owner is here, run!"

"Owner, you also have today's ......"

Wait, it seems to be mixed in with inexplicable sentences?

"Okay, big tiger, good." Gao Crab stepped forward, took the chalk from Dahu's hand casually, and said with a slight smile: "The words you wrote are too ugly, I'll wipe it for you......"

Zhuang Buyuan also smiled slightly, and in an instant, hand shadows flew in the room.

The invincible divine palm that has not been seen for a long time has reappeared in the rivers and lakes.

A moment later, the big tiger ran to Gao Crab's side, wondering.

Daddy, daddy, why are you pouting on the ground? Is this position comfortable?

Zhuang Buyuan stretched out his hand and stroked the head of the big tiger, and said, "Good, the big tiger deserves to be commended!" ”

Then he took a bone out of his backpack and gave it to him.

The big tiger grinned, sticking out his tongue, and Hachi Hachi gasped, completely unaware of where he had been rewarded.

But the owner must be right when he says so! Big Tiger is great!

Wait a minute......

After all, now it's time to open his mind, and the big tiger ran in front of Gao Crab again, and looked at his father in wonder: Daddy, daddy, did I do something wrong?

"The big tiger didn't do anything wrong, we did it wrong......" Gao Crab glanced at Zhuang not far away, looking up to the sky and sighing.

It is said that parents are the best teachers for children, and we neglect our children's education, and we deserve to be beaten......

Zhuang walked not far away, and Gao Crab got up from the ground, looked at the excited big tiger, and then looked at the crickets next to him, sighed helplessly, and shook his head.

The big tiger stretched out his little hand and waved it at them, his expression of disdain overflowing.

"We seem to ...... Despised by a dog. Several people burst into tears.