Chapter 570: Dog Men and Women
Lu Hao took out some paper money, threw it into the sky, and shouted, "Brother Ghost, don't arrest her." This paper money, for you. ”
There was a brazier on the ground, and Lu Hao threw all the prepared paper money into it. The paper money was in the brazier, burned, and quickly turned to ashes.
The two ghost pawns got a sum of money, gave up the shackles, and instead sandwiched Zhang Xiaohuan's ghost in the middle and entered the ghost gate.
"Thank you, Daoist Lu!" Before Zhang Xiaohuan entered the ghost gate, he glanced back at him and was very grateful.
In the void, the ghost door closed, and the yin wind stopped.
The crow spirit laughed and said, "In these years, money can make ghosts grind. These two ghost pawns are also greedy for money. ”
"If you have money, you are an uncle, and if you don't have money, you are a grandson." Lu Hao looked up to the sky and sighed, the underworld and the yang world are the same, they all need money.
It's easy to do things with money, but it's hard to move an inch without money.
The crow spirit smiled and said: "You are a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, you have nothing to do when you are idle, you should catch ghosts well and eliminate harm for the people." ”
Lu Hao smiled, disapproving, the ghost is not a beggar on the street, he grabbed a handful.
This kind of thing is rarely seen, and it is generally after a person dies, the resentment is too deep, and he is unwilling to be reincarnated, stay in the world, and harm one party.
Twenty years ago, Lu Hao and his younger sister Wang Jingshan encountered many powerful ghosts when they traveled south and north, slaying demons and eliminating demons. These powerful ghosts are extremely vicious, and they have done all the bad things, and they were directly eliminated by Lu Hao.
Ghost hunting is not an easy task!
"It's so troublesome!" Lu Hao sighed.
The eldest lady appeared and said, "Daoist Lu, yesterday you said that my house is not clean, but it is a locked house, and those who live in it are prone to death. ”
"Yes! This is the locking house in Feng Shui! Lu Hao glanced around and said.
"Daoist Lu, if you have a way to break this locked mansion, I can give you a lot of money." The eldest lady knew in her heart that when her daughter died, she could have another one.
As long as the lock is broken, the Zhang family will prosper in the future, and there will be no need to worry about no one continuing the incense.
Lu Hao is happy in his heart, he is rich and easy to do. As a Maoshan Taoist, you must serve for money. Just like 20 years ago, when you encounter a large family extorting a sum of money, you encounter a poor person, and you don't want a penny.
Lu Hao hooked his finger and motioned for the crow spirit to come over.
"Daoist Lu, what's the matter!" The crow spirit asked dumbfounded.
Lu Hao said in a low voice: "You are thick-skinned, you can ask for a price." ”
"How about I want five hundred oceans?"
"Your heart is so dark! Five hundred oceans is too much. ”
"And how much do you want?"
"Four hundred and ninety-nine oceans is good."
", your heart is darker than mine." The crow spirit was about to speak, when suddenly, the eldest lady stretched out a finger.
Lu Hao and the crow were stunned, they wouldn't just give a hundred oceans!
The crow spirit said unhappily: "It is very dangerous to break this locked house, and if you don't do it, you will lose your life." With less money, absolutely not. ”
"I'll give you a thousand oceans!" The eldest lady is generous.
Lu Hao and the crow spirit glanced at each other, surprised and delighted, they really ran into a local tyrant, and many people were stupid. I originally wanted 499 oceans, but who knew that as soon as people opened their mouths, it was a thousand oceans.
The thinking of local tyrants is really not something that poor people can imagine.
"This is a deposit of 500 oceans, and the balance will be paid after the matter is completed." The eldest lady had already prepared it, and a suitcase was full of silver dollars.
Lu Hao glanced at it, smiled, it is good to have money, you can eat the full banquet of the Han Dynasty.
"Thank you, ma'am." The Raven Spirit looked happy and took the suitcase.
"I hope you can solve this problem within three days." After the eldest lady finished speaking, she turned and left.
Lu Hao frowned and was silent, and had a question in his heart, a thousand oceans can buy a small western-style building in Shanghai. This mansion is worth up to two hundred oceans.
Why the eldest lady is willing to go out a thousand oceans, this is unreasonable.
The crow spirit glanced at the mansion and said, "We are guests, why don't we rub it and go back." ”
"No, something will definitely happen to Zhangfu tonight, let's go back to the temple to rest first, and then we'll take a look later."
"What will happen?"
"I don't know."
In the middle of the night, the moonlight is hazy!
Lu Hao and the crow spirit left the Dog Temple, quietly sneaked into Zhang's Mansion, and found that Steward Li mysteriously walked out of the room and turned into an alley.
Lu Hao followed, and found that Steward Li was looking around like a thief, and when he found that no one was following, he knocked on the door.
After a while, the door opened, and a beautiful young woman appeared. The young woman was wearing pajamas, heavy makeup, and a amorous face.
This young woman is the third aunt, and she has an ambiguous relationship with Steward Li.
"Dead ghost, come here so late." The third aunt poked Steward Li too much, and her face was slightly angry.
"It's not peaceful tonight, it's too late." Steward Li stood at the door, looked outside for a while, and closed the door.
The crow spirit said in a low voice: "Daoist Lu, what do you say Steward Li is sneaking around?" ”
"It's not good for a lonely man and a widow to be in the same room." Lu Hao's face sank, and he quietly came to the roof.
Lu Hao lay on the roof and listened attentively, and the voice of Steward Li sounded in the room: "Baby, you miss me." ”
"Dead ghost, if you bully me like this, aren't you afraid that the eldest young master will find out and kill you?" The voice of the third aunt.
"The eldest young master is busy with business, he is in Xi'an City every day, and he rarely goes home, otherwise you won't take a fancy to me." Steward Li smiled.
"The eldest young master should have come back yesterday, but I didn't see anyone today, I guess I was entangled by the little fox and couldn't get out."
"The eldest young master has lived in Xi'an City for half a month, and those women with rippling hearts have already pounced."
"Those women outside are all sleeping with the eldest young master for money. If he didn't have money, the ugly monsters wouldn't like him. ”
"If you say such bad things about the eldest young master, you are not afraid that I will tell you."
"We are grasshoppers on a rope, and if something happens to me, you won't be much better."
"Dead ghosts, things without conscience."
"I'm kidding you, even if I die, it won't bother you."
"Dead ghost, I knew you were good to me. **A moment is worth a thousand dollars, hurry up and get on me! "The third aunt can't wait.
"Little baby, my brother is here." Soon after, the lingering voices of men and women were heard inside.
"Dead ghost, love me hard. Yes! So cool, so happy. ”
"Baby, I love you to death."
"Ahh ……”
On the roof, Lu Hao heard it clearly, his face was flushed, and his heart was beating faster.
Lu Hao calmed down, this Steward Li was so bold that he dared to commit adultery with the eldest young master's aunt, if he was discovered, he would be immersed in the pig cage.
"Let's go, go back to the Dog Temple." Lu Hao said a word, quietly left the roof, and went out over the wall.
The crow spirit walked on the street, and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect that a scumbag like Steward Li is not shallow, and he is too involved with the third aunt." ”
Lu Hao looked at the moon and said, "Look at how beautiful this moon is, don't you want to chant a poem at this moment?" ”
"A must." The crow spirit faced the sky and said loudly, "The moonlight in front of the bed and two pairs of shoes on the ground." A pair of dog men and women, I think it's you. ”
"Good poetry, good poetry!" Lu Hao clapped his hands.
In this Republic of China, like the 21st century, both men and women are lustful. In the past, in the 21st century, there were often dogs and men who had fun and were embarrassed.
The most famous classic case is the matter of Ma Rongrong and Wang Baobao. This Wang Baobao is a movie star, very rich, and often away from home for work.
If this man is not at home, the woman will be lonely, and the red apricot will go out of the wall, so Song Jiji, the bastard, took advantage of the situation and got together with Ma Rongrong.
The dog couple often goes in and out of the hotel and has fun together.
If you don't want people to know, you can't do it unless you do!
Ma Rongrong's Song Jiji was embarrassed and embezzled Wang Baobao's property and was discovered. And so, a lawsuit began. The adulterer Song Jiji was imprisoned and deserved to be unlucky.
The silver woman Ma Rongrong was scolded by the people of the whole country, a shameless stinky bitch. There are countless such things, Ma Rongrong is a woman, but in a materialistic society, there are too many such silver women, and there are countless of them.
For example, Li Xiaolu, Fan Bingbing, etc., are not good birds, so they like to eat wild game in the morning and evening. These cheap women, whose skin is as thick as the city wall, will not change their mistakes when they know their mistakes.
Lu Hao hates these women very much, stinky and shameless.
Reborn in the Republic of China, Lu Hao also saw the filth of dog men and women. For a night of passion, it's really mad and shameless.
Steward Li and the third aunt are too stubborn, if it leaks out, it will be two lives.
(End of chapter)