Chapter 35: The People's Version of Sister Guanyin
Can a mere anesthetic needle cure me? Fortunately, the undercover agent on the ark informed him in time, and Lao Tzu already had an antidote in his body. Playing dead because I saw the laser weapon in that girl's hand! The iron scorpion galloped across the bridge.
Since your weapons aren't ready yet, why don't I run away? Anyway, I can't beat you, so it's better to run first, and then wait for the opportunity to attack later! Alas, it seems that Liu Yuchen has handed over the weapon to destroy the mutant gene to them, and it will be a bit difficult to recapture it......
"Shoot the arrows!" The five masters here saw the half-human, half-scorpion monster running across the bridge, and hurriedly shouted in panic.
A rain of arrows came at the iron scorpion.
Slut! The iron scorpion rushed towards the bandits in a rage.
As soon as the bandits saw this posture, the seven spirits had already lost six spirits and fled in all directions!
The five masters were also busy shouting: "Throw dung!" Demon Breaker! ”
The trick of throwing dung really works, the iron scorpion is afraid of this, it's not that he has a habit of cleanliness, and no one wants to get a rice field together, right?
The iron scorpion turned and fled, in the same direction as the big boss went.
"Why don't you hurry up and chase after you? This god guards the village! Ye Qingyang shouted at everyone.
"You can't fight, I'll stay." Tang Doudou said.
"It's good!" Liu Zhen saw that the bandits had no intention of attacking, so he got on his horse with Ma Li Duoji and chased out in the direction where the iron scorpion had fled.
The five masters watched the three people rushing out of the village, and they were also helpless. He finally regrouped the minions who had fled in all directions, and lined up by the small bridge at the head of the village, feeling uneasy in his heart, please stay in the village well, don't come out, okay? Wouldn't we be able to take a step forward?
The thieves were anxious, and a gorgeous rainbow suddenly appeared on the bridge, and the auspicious clouds above the rainbow were scattered, and on the lotus throne sat Guanyin Master, whose loving eyes swept over everyone.
"Ahh The Bodhisattva has appeared! ”
I don't know who among the thieves shouted, everyone threw their weapons and knelt on the ground, and the five masters were also frightened and prostrate on the ground.
"The bitter sea is boundless, and the shore is the back." The voice of Guanyin Bodhisattva came from the sky.
"I appeared in the mortal world today, just to save all sentient beings, and to advise you to abandon evil and follow the good side as the way out."
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground, there are more than 10 million ways out, there is only one dead end to stay here, don't disperse quickly!"
That's right, the little one can't fight the world with Chen Youliang, and he has been a thief for many years, and he is not a fart until now, so why bother? Back then, I was also a laid-back cowherd, and although my life was hard, I was also a happy poor person, wasn't it? The five masters kowtowed three times, turned over and left.
All the minions also had their own thoughts, kowtowed and dispersed.
Guanyin on the cloud head showed a kind smile on his face and nodded frequently, "All mortals go back early, open up wasteland and farm, study and study, all are the way out." There is no road in this world, and there will be a road when there are more people, I wish you all early success! ”
Tang Doudou hurriedly pulled down Ye Qingyang's sleeves, "What nonsense?" Be careful! ”
Before the officers and soldiers arrived, the difficulties in Fangwa Village had been solved.
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On the road at the edge of the dense forest, several carts were stuck in the mud, and the big boss looked at the cart in a daze, there was no gold in the cart, just some dirt and stones.
I, the king of the mountain, have failed very much, and his heart is extremely lost.
What are these truckloads of dirt pretending to be gold out of the village for? Turning the tiger away from the mountain? Do they know that we are being snoozed?
What the little boss heard, he also said it on purpose?!
Not good! Hit the trick! The big boss was shocked into a cold sweat, and Lao Tzu wronged the second master.
"Come back to Fangwa Village!" The big boss shouted, patted the horse and left.
"Whoosh——! The long arrow broke through the air and went straight to the heart of the big boss.
The big boss heard the sound, dodged sideways, and with a "poof" sound, he was hit by an arrow in the shoulder.
Huang Yifan, who was hiding in the woods, raised his hand and opened his bow and fired three arrows at once, and the three minions fell off their horses in response.
Liu Zhen asked me to pretend to escort gold, isn't that just to let you disperse your troops? Mission accomplished!
"Withdraw!" Huang Yifan shouted, and twenty villagers followed him to the depths of the dense forest.
The thieves rode their horses and chased into the mountain forest, but the ancient trees and shrubs in the dense forest were overgrown, and the horse team was very difficult to march, and from time to time there were cold arrows shooting, so they had to give up the pursuit, retreated, and continued to rush to Fangwa Village.
Is it that coincidental? It's such a coincidence! The big boss with a few hundred horsemen ran into the iron scorpion head-on.
Seeing this half-human, half-scorpion monster blocking the road, the big boss felt a pang in his heart, and his eyes widened in surprise, is the scorpion spirit?
"Hehe, big boss, meet again." The Iron Scorpion said with a sneer.
The sound is very familiar, the second master!
"Dick? What are you doing with those demons, turning you like this! People are not insects and insects? ”
"Uh......" The iron scorpion is very helpless, this is the demeanor of the real me, okay?
"Dick! Big brother, I wronged you! Let's go together, set foot in Fangwa Village, and capture Liu Yuchen alive! ”
Yo, this idiot got it? The iron scorpion rolled his eyes and hurriedly said, "Okay! As long as the eldest brother still recognizes me as a little brother, I will take the lead in the next and break out for the eldest brother! ”
The corners of the big boss's eyes suddenly moistened, he is really a good brother who values love and righteousness, he was originally quite a good person, but he was indirectly harmed by me and made him ugly out of a new realm, and he is still so loyal.
"Don't worry, big brother will seek justice for you! Change back to your original appearance, if you can't, you swear not to be a person! With that, the great master pulled out the arrow from his shoulder and broke it in two.
What a heavy oath, and an arrow as an oath, I'll just hehe, it's up to you? Pull it down, I've finally become a mutant, the iron scorpion sneered in his heart.
Liu Zhen and the three of them chased after them, and saw from a distance that the iron scorpion had entered the bandits' team again, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious, knowing that the discordant plan had come to an end.
The three of them discussed a little, and returned to Fangwa Village, and on the way back, they could always meet bandits in twos and threes, walking in a hurry with their bare hands.
"Hey, brother, where is this going?" Curious Ma Li stopped a person and asked.
"Oh, isn't this the uncle who guards the bridge in Fangwa Village? You still don't know? Guanyin Master of Fangwa Village has appeared to the saint, forgiven us for the sins of waiting, we are going home! After the little minion finished speaking, he ran away with a smoke.
"Nima, it must be Qingyang, the goddess, who is engaged in feudal superstition!" Ma Ma said firmly.
In Fangwa Village, Tang Doudou saw Liu Zhen and the three of them coming back from a distance, and stepped forward and asked, "Did you catch up?" ”
Liu Zhen returned the injection gun to Tang Doudou and said, "I caught up, he was mixed with the bandits again, and he was coming here." ”
"I'd better replace the needle with a demonic needle, this guy should have an antidote to an anesthetic needle!" Tang Doudou took the gun and said to Liu Zhen.
"Goddess! The bandits at the edge of the village have been persuaded by you to quit? Ma Li shouted at Ye Qingyang with a grin.
"People's hearts are kind, only the shortcomings are dialed, and Sister Guanyin is just a little bit." Ye Qingyang is also very professional in acting.
The big boss and his entourage also encountered a lot of escaped bandits on the way, and they were surprised when they were caught.
Guanyin Bodhisattva manifests! The news spread among the bandit army.
"Brothers! That's the demon making a trick, don't worry, don't worry! The Iron Scorpion explained in a loud voice.
Not to worry about? Can you give a perfect explanation for your current shape? I especially think that you are a thousand-year-old scorpion spirit, Guanyin and his old man are here, maybe he is here to subdue demons and eliminate demons......
There was a lot of discussion in the bandit horse team, and when they arrived at the head of Fangwa Village, there were only more than 100 people left in the team of hundreds of people.
Ye Qingyang's old tricks were repeated, and above the rainbow, Sister Guanyin's feet stepped on the lotus canopy and appeared again.
"Mortals in the world, they must also be in the heavenly heart, you fools who lack hearts and eyes, shout at you to get out, that is to save you, you like to die so much? I am not afraid of the wrath of heaven! Don't get out of here! Horsepower yelled.
"Brother, dear brother! Guanyin usually talks like this? This tone, this word, tsk. Liu Zhen couldn't cry or laugh.
Duoji and Tang Doudou also had black lines on their faces, and only Ye Qingyang nodded approvingly.
She patted Ma Ma on the shoulder, "Okay, genius!" That's what I should have said. Ye Qingyang praised.
The thieves are stupid, Guanyin's appearance in the sky has made them not possess their souls, and this opening is even more thunderous! The style of the immortals speaking is very different from the legend, much more approachable than the legend, it should be this tone!
"Brothers, don't go! Rush into the village with our boss and kill the demons! It's all an illusion! The Iron Scorpion shouted hoarsely as he watched the bandits scatter and flee.
Hallucinations, your hands are like a pincer, and it's also an illusion? If you want to pit us, there is no door! They threw their weapons and fled.
The big boss has long been deeply shocked by everything in front of him.
He looked around him, the thieves were all scattered as birds and beasts, and there were only two masters! Despite the blow of his own image being damaged, he is still running for his team......
The big boss was moved, I owe him too much, thinking about it, a muddy old tear came out of his eyes.
He rolled over and dismounted, and bowed to the ground.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, please be merciful! I have a wish! From now on, I would like to cut my hair and become a monk and follow the Dharma! The big boss cried and begged.
"If there's a fart, let it go." Sister Guanyin's voice came from mid-air, concise and bright.
"I beg you to change the second master back to his original appearance! He offended the gods, all for me, and had nothing to do with him! "The big boss kowtows like pounding garlic.
Oops, I can't see that it's quite righteous, "Good, good!" Let that kid hurry up to the bridge, open his mouth wide, and let me give him a pill to fulfill your wish! Horsepower replied.
"My Buddha is compassionate!" The big boss is grateful.
The iron scorpion kicked over the big boss, pretending to be a god and playing ghosts, you also believe it, what kind of bandit is to be so fated with the Buddha! Watch Lao Tzu kill the person who pretends to be a ghost.
The iron scorpion shook its spirits, screamed and galloped across the bridge, and the two pincers waved wildly.
"Go!" Dorjee shouted, the rope loop fell, and it was set upright! Ma Ma rushed up to stop the waist and hugged the two arms of the iron scorpion, and Liu Zhen pressed the scorpion tail to death.
Dorjee did a somersault, flew over the top of the iron scorpion's head, and yanked above his head, tearing off the transparent armor!
With a soft "snap", Tang Doudou pulled the trigger, and the demon needle was nailed to the iron scorpion's face......