"Not dead?" The Shi Liu's brows furrowed a little deeper, he stretched out his hand and leaned into the coffin, and said in a deep voice, "It's really not dead." ”

As soon as these words came out, several other people put their hands deep into the coffin, probed Wang Chuyao's snort, frowned one by one, and remained silent.

In contrast to their silence, there was one who was particularly active, and this one was the woman who spoke sarcastically, first symbolically probing into the coffin, and then, with a sneer, said, "Son, since she is not dead, why did you put her in the coffin?" ”

As she spoke, she thought for a moment and continued: "Didn't you put a living person in a coffin to win our sympathy? Boy, I can tell you, don't take this note, we don't have any sympathy for those who pretend to be pitiful. ”

"Erhua, shut up, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." The stone willow seemed to be a little unable to stand the woman, glared at her viciously, and then turned his head to look at me, wanting to say something, but in the end he still didn't speak.

In an instant, the entire tent fell silent.

At this moment, the woman who had proposed to enter the tent spoke up, and she frowned: "It looks like the situation is a bit like the deceased wants to find someone to accompany the burial, but what the old body can't understand is, how could Su Mengke find her to accompany the burial?" ”

"Yes! Why would you find her to be buried with you? The woman, Erhua, spoke.

I thought about it for a while, these people are all people with status in the Ten Thousand Towers, and there are a lot of things that have been passed down from their ancestors, and they should be better than me, a fledgling hairy boy, in terms of knowledge, so I plan to discuss it with them.

At that moment, I didn't hide anything, so I told them: "The reason why Mengke is looking for her to accompany the funeral is probably because their eight characters correspond to each other, which gives rise to Yanqi, and it is Yanqi that makes Mengke find her to accompany her for burial, in addition, it's not that I don't want to set up the mourning hall somewhere else, but this coffin is placed here, and it can't be moved at all, let alone carried away." ”

"Can't move?" The wizard, who had never spoken, asked.

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to break the coffin and said in a deep voice: "It's so heavy, it is estimated to be thousands of catties." ”

As soon as the words fell, several other people followed the example of the hemp wizard, broke the coffin, and all said the same thing, "It's so heavy, it's estimated to be thousands of catties." ”

For a moment, they fell silent again, no one spoke, and even the two flowers rarely closed their mouths, with a solemn expression.

"Guys, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Seeing that they didn't speak, I asked.

The stone willow nodded, first at me, then at the other people, and said, "Everyone, what do you think?" ”

"There is only one reason why the coffin can't be moved, it may be that the deceased is unwilling to leave here, as for the funeral, I'm afraid it's just like what the young man said, what kind of anger is it." This was said by another woman.

"I think it's also true, there are few strange things in general funerals, unless there is a specific aura, plus some other reasons will be abnormal, and now the coffin can't be moved here, which means that this is a good place, and the deceased is unwilling to leave."

"I agree with the opinion of the two of them, as the saying goes, the mourner, satisfaction, in this case, we should try to satisfy the deceased."

"Yes, satisfying the deceased is the most important thing, but then again, weren't we a little too ruthless before? Su Mengke is also a member of the Ten Thousand Towers, and we should be honest with each other and let her do the funeral here. ”

"Yes! was ruthless before, Su Mengke should be allowed to hold a funeral in this tent, and it is best to keep the tomb in the tent. ”

Listening to their discussions, I wondered in my heart, their attitudes changed too quickly, right? Just more than ten minutes ago, he gathered a group of people to kick us out, and now he actually agreed to Mengke's funeral here? I'm not dreaming, am I?

I rubbed my face vigorously, I didn't dream, they really agreed to let Su Mengke hold a funeral here, as for the reason, I asked Shi Liu, and she only said two words, "Ludi." ”

I didn't understand what this meant, so I asked her, "What land?" ”

She said: "Some women who marry outside, after death, no matter where they are buried, everything will go well in the mother-in-law's family, only by burying it in the mother's house, the luck of the mother-in-law's family will be better, and the land that is buried, in the mother's side is called 'Lu land', which is conducive to the feng shui of the mother's family." It is said that in the third year after the woman is buried, the 'Lu land' will become a treasure of feng shui, as long as someone is buried near the woman, they will be able to get a little light, and they dare not say that they will be promoted and rich, at least in terms of physical health. ”

After listening to her explanation, I suddenly realized that those people were not for the sake of the so-called fellow villagers, but related to their own interests, and their attitudes would change so quickly.

Thinking about this, I had a feeling of turning over and being in charge, so I was about to sarcastically mock them, coughed softly twice, and said, "Ahem... Ahem, since you don't agree to set up the mourning hall here, I'll find a way to remove the coffin later, so as not to cause trouble to you. ”

"Don't! It's not a hassle at all, on the contrary, you are quite welcome to have a funeral here. When the second flower heard that the coffin was going to be removed, she immediately accosted.

"Yes, Chen Jiu, if you set up the mourning hall here, we ten thousand villagers can also join in the fun, so that Su Mengke will not be shabby." The hemp wizard advised.

"Really?" I glanced at them and said, "Didn't you just drive me away?" ”

"That's nonsense, angry talk, don't put it on your body!" As he spoke, the hemp wizard took out a cigarette and handed it to me, and continued: "Come, come, come, little brother must have worked hard these days, this pack of cigarettes will let you smoke and relieve your fatigue." ”

I glanced at the cigarette in his hand, it was a dark blue shell, and there was a crown like a hat in the flap, and three words underneath, King Hibiscus. Frankly speaking, I haven't seen this kind of cigarette, but I heard Guo Fatzi say it, he said that this kind of cigarette is the Diamond Hibiscus King, which seems to be a thousand yuan a piece.

It may be a problem in the industry, since I became the Eight Immortals, I have an almost perverted hobby of smoking, especially in the face of good smoking, I have no immunity at all.

At that moment, where would I be polite to him, took the cigarette, and reluctantly said: "Since this is the case, then set up the mourning hall here!" ”

"That's right! This is our good son-in-law of Wanta, turn around, Uncle Ma will bring you a cigarette of this kind, but Uncle Ma has to make a small request for you. The wizard said.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I asked him what he wanted.

He smiled and said, "You have to keep this piece of land next to Su Mengke for me." ”

"Why?" I wondered.

"You don't care about this, as long as you do the funeral, you write my name on red paper and put it in..."

As he spoke, he looked towards the place where the coffin was placed, and pointed not far away, "Put it there, dig another pit, and bury the red paper in it." ”

I looked at the place where he was pointing, and the place he was pointing to was about two meters away from the coffin, and I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him, "Why do you put it there?" ”

The Ma wizard was about to speak, and the second flower next to him spoke, and she said: "Little brother, don't believe the words of the old pockmark, he wants to buy you with a cigarette, it's too picky, so be it!" I'll get you five of those cigarettes, and you'll leave that place for me. ”

Now, I finally understood what they meant, and I dared to love them for their own grave in advance.

I ignored them, and looked at the other four, all of whom were frowning and their faces were a little terrified.

"Mrs. Shi, who are you?" I asked Shi Liu.

"The land is good land, but... I'm afraid that the funeral is a bit of a problem. She said.

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"The deceased puts safety first, but Su Mengke wants to find someone to accompany the funeral, the anger you said is a reason, but the more important reason is probably that the deceased is unwilling and wants to make trouble." She said as she walked in the direction of the coffin.

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, unwilling? I remember Su Xiaolin said that Mengke was willing to die for the old witch, how could he be unwilling?

ps: I wish you all a happy April Fool's Day, and by the way, I ask you for a few monthly passes, thank you!!