Chapter 573: Too vulnerable
Chapter 573 is too fragile
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Lord Qian fell crookedly, "bang", his head hit the mud floor, everyone was startled, and his entourage hurriedly stepped forward to help. (Kendo Exclusive /0/116/)
When Huang Dou saw it, he thought he was pretending to be dead again, so he shouted angrily: "Sensei! When there is gold in the sky, it will not be too late for you to die. No one is urging you! ”
The second prince grinned when he heard this, and said in his heart that this kid is really ruthless.
The entourage almost fell when he heard this, and looked at him sadly, "Little Ancestor, who pretended?" Obviously, my master just fainted.
Everyone was concerned, looked at Lord Qian with sympathy on their faces, and unanimously decided not to offend this little baby in the future, even Master Huang thought that he couldn't be too strict with him in the future.
Lord Qian was just so angry that he fainted for a short time, and there was no major incident, so he woke up quickly.
His decades of officialdom have not been in vain, and when he saw that the bitter meat plan could not be effective, he immediately fought back forcefully - if today's humiliation cannot be washed away, he really has no shame to live in the world.
It was because he closed his eyes first to raise his mind, and when the second prince called Aoki and Huaizi and others, he held the arm of his entourage, trembled and knelt down, and asked for a cure for the crime of contempt for the court and insulting the court officials.
Huang Dou was surrounding Zhang Dazhuan with Hulu and others, looking at the wound on his forehead, Chestnut wanted to call someone to bring medicine, but was stopped by Zhang Huai - the matter is not over yet, who dares to apply medicine in a big way.
Huang Dou looked at his grandfather and the skin on their heads was broken, and he was already angry, and he listened to Lord Qian's lame text, and Chestnut said that he was suing and asked His Highness to punish his own crimes, and he was even more angry.
He turned his head suddenly, ran forward with a "kick", and glared at Master Qian: "Do you always say that this matter is annoying?" It's all said to be an analogy. It's not all stupid, I can't figure out why my family has to open this restaurant. I'll give you an analogy, so that you can know: making money is not so easy, little by little, a grain of grain and a lotus leaf. It's all hard work, and it's all useful. Your Highness, you say, how can I say it wrong? ”
Qin Yuan was really stopped by him.
Pursue the source. This topic is drawn from the front, and it is intended to show that you must be down-to-earth in doing things, and there will be no good things in the sky that will drop pies, which is right. Even this kid is too ...... to talk This is so embarrassing, it can really make people angry.
He looked at Lord Qian with a headache, and said in his heart that this matter was difficult to be good, if he was still a little pretentious before. Now it's real, and it's not impossible to die.
He looked at the soybean again, and felt that he should still teach him a few words, so that the child would not have no reverence for the government.
So, he said to Huang Dou with a calm face: "What you said is right. But. Why do you say that Lord Qian was stoned to death by gold, and he died a well-deserved death? Don't say that Lord Qian is an official of the imperial court, he is an ordinary old man, and it is too disrespectful for you to speak like this......"
Huang Fuzi hurriedly got up and said, "It's all old decay and poor teaching. I hope that adults will remember that they are young, and they will not be held accountable. Punish him and pay compensation to Lord Qian, right......"
The second prince was surprised: This child turned out to be a disciple of Mr. Huang?
Huang Dou was not happy, he listened to the words of the two, especially felt that the words "compensation is not" were harsh, and he said to the second prince angrily: "It's all said to be an analogy." Why don't you understand? There will be no real gold in the sky. He didn't want to be stoned to death by gold, he felt that it was uncomfortable to die like this, so he just didn't smash it, and he didn't let him die, he could die if he wanted. Even if there was gold in the sky, it would not hit him on the head. If you want to smash it, you will hit me on the head - I must have been luckier than him. Let the gold stone me, it's done, right? ”
When the second prince and Huang Fuzi heard this, they looked at the little baby's aggrieved and injured expression, and they didn't know what to do; Everyone pursed their lips and snickered, they all felt that Master Qian was really making a fuss, this baby was so funny, why was he so serious, and it was not good to laugh.
With a roll of his eyes, the second prince pretended to touch his chin and said to Lord Qian: "Lord Qian, you have heard it, he is young and straightforward, he does not mean to humiliate adults, it is better to ......"
He stopped and didn't speak, only looked at Lord Qian.
Sure enough, Lord Qian immediately shouted in a loud voice, quoting scriptures and arguing with some words, meaning that not punishing soybeans today is not enough to correct the law and order.
Aoki and Huaizi were uneasy when they heard this, and were about to step forward to argue, but they were stopped by Zhou Fuzi with his eyes, so they stopped and pulled Zhang Dazhuan and Zheng Changhe.
They didn't come forward, of course it was the little baby who came forward. The gourd and chestnut are responsible for the translation, and the soybeans and red peppers are responsible for pinching with Lord Qian.
This is really a unique debate, a strong confrontation between the ancient Chinese and the vernacular.
Lord Qian deliberately quoted the scriptures, but later the chestnut and gourd could not be translated, so Aoki Huaizi stepped forward to help; When the ink in Aoki Huaizi's stomach was not enough, Su Wenqing stepped forward to help.
Look at the soybeans again, no matter what Lord Qian says, he always has something right, and that phrase is also very rich. Later, everyone became more and more surprised: How can such a big baby be so good at pulling? It's so smooth, and there are few duplicate ones.
The second prince saw that the more Lord Qian argued, the more energetic he became, and he didn't want to die at all, so he smiled secretly in his heart.
Mr. Qian often said that Zi said, and Huang Dou always said "my mother said", "my father said" and "my aunt" said, and he quoted it all over and over again.
Lord Qian finally couldn't stand it anymore and threw out a sentence "The words of the village woman are not enough to rely on".
After listening to the translation, Huang Dou asked him what he was talking about.
Su Wenqing hurriedly told him that Master Qian had just quoted Mencius's words.
Huang Dou asked: "Is it the Mencius of 'Meng's mother's three migrations'?" ”
Su Wenqing nodded violently.
Huang Dou said to Master Qian: "Doesn't Mencius also have to listen to his mother's words?" Whatever he does, he has to listen to his mother! Why doesn't my mother say it? ”
Lord Qian was dumbfounded, and everyone was stunned.
Huang Dou remembered something again, and said angrily: "My mother is no worse than Mencius and his mother." Although I didn't move, I donated money to the college, and it was the same. My dad didn't go to school when he was a kid because there was no one in the village to teach. He turned to the students, "Look, now the master of Xiucai is also here, and the master of the lifting man is also here, and the children in our village often listen to the old men, don't they turn black next to the black, and turn red next to the red?" ”
"Wonderful!" Gu Yun clapped his hands and smiled, and said to him kindly. "What you just said is called 'the one who is close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black'."
The little baby nodded, and when she saw that Lord Qian was going to write again, she pouted and said, "It's useless for adults to write again." It's still not as good as Grandpa Zhou's. Save some trouble as soon as possible, I see that you feel sorry for you with your hard work, and it makes Uncle Su sweat with it. Grandpa Zhou and my grandfather spoke in the vernacular. I've never seen you like this. ”
Lord Qian's face suddenly turned purple.
Soybeans touched his belly, looked at the sky outside, and suddenly got angry: "I'm too lazy to tell you!" Dad, let's eat. Isn't that a delay? When he was so busy, the family didn't know how many things were going on, and they were so busy that they didn't even have time to fart, but he tripped up our whole family here. Can we compare with him? He took the money issued by the emperor. useless things; We don't work, waiting for pie to fall from the sky? ”
Everyone heard that they were so busy that they "didn't even have time to fart", and they were collectively sluggish: this thing can be done with a pause when walking, and there is no time to even pause, so how busy is that? Hear the words "pie in the sky" again. I couldn't help but shudder.
Master Qian closed his eyes, took a deep breath, stared at the soybean and asked word by word, "You mean, His Highness is also delaying your business?" "He finally stopped talking.
Huang Dou asked eloquently: "The emperor asked you to investigate my uncle's affairs, what's the matter?" It's all your fault! If you hadn't pretended to be dead, would Your Highness have asked about this? You just have no interest, just a little baby who will die or live if he says a word, and be an official! Grandpa Zhou will not be like this, he can run a boat in his stomach. ”
The second prince listened to a stirring spirit.
Don't wait for Lord Qian to faint for the second time. Red Pepper suddenly stepped forward and said loudly to Zhao Yun: "Uncle Shi, what kind of excerpt did you write, and complained to the emperor, just say that he set fire to my house." After speaking, the little hand pointed at Lord Qian.
Everyone was discolored, and even Zhao Yun was so shocked that he almost fell down.
Lord Qian was furious: "Dare to slander the old man? ”
Seeing his sister's glare, Chestnut hurriedly translated to her: "He said you were talking nonsense." ”
Red Pepper said crisply: "Why am I talking nonsense? The emperor can't send someone to investigate this matter? It's like you come to my house to check. I've checked, you didn't put it, so don't forget it. I didn't say you put it. ”
Huang Dou hurriedly continued: "That's it." What kind of is that, regardless of whether it is indiscriminate, it will be said that we are bullying the king. I see that you are really a deceitful. The emperor asked you to check on my Uncle Yang, have you checked? ”
Lord Qian said angrily: "Of course, this official has already checked, and your lordships and Your Highness can prove it." He didn't speak Chinese anymore, and talked directly to Huang Dou.
Huang Dou asked, "That's right! You've checked it all, and you know that our vegetables are cheaper than people, why don't you let go? It's easy to say, even a cow has also been taught, and you are stunned and pretending to be confused. You don't listen to the emperor, isn't this a bully? ”
Master Qian took a deep breath and said proudly: "Yellow-mouthed child, the smell of milk has not dried, and he only knows the benefits of his tongue." Let your tongue shine lotus, and it won't help. It is the news of the imperial history, and it is not groundless. This field restaurant is located in the field, which is obvious to all; You are trying to burn the mountain, but you have no basis and fabricate the facts. ”
"He said that you are a little baby, the hair has not yet come out, and there is still a milky smell on your body, and you don't have the ability to do it, so you know how to play tricks. Even if you name flowers, it won't work. The rumors of the imperial history are also based on the fact that flies don't bite seamless eggs. Our Zhuangzi is erected in the field, and anyone with long eyes can see it, so the imperial history will sue the emperor; You say that he burned our mountain, but he is talking nonsense with empty teeth and white teeth, and no one believes what he says. ”
"The benefit of the tongue is ...... Tongue can lotus flower is...... Groundless is ...... It is obvious to all, that is, everyone who has eyes has seen it. ”
Chestnut was translated synchronously, and after Mr. Qian finished speaking, he also happened to finish the translation, and at the end there was an explanation of the idiom.
Everyone wanted to laugh when they heard this, but the atmosphere was tense at this time, even more than before, so they had to endure it. For a while, gritting his teeth and puffing out his mouth and coughing, and turning his head and bending over, he had different shapes.
However, at this time, even the second prince himself couldn't help it, the corners of his mouth curved, and he hurriedly looked up at the ceiling.
After listening to this, Huang Dou said to Qian Dadao, who was so angry that his face turned black: "I didn't talk nonsense." Hum! Are all people stupid? Look at me, I'm small, but I know how to look at my eyes. You haven't given us a good look since you came in, you have been saying that the Zhang family is not good from beginning to end. Everyone has seen it, and this is also obvious to all. ”
He is now learning and selling, and immediately uses the idiom he has just learned.
Lord Qian's heart sank, and he finally realized what a mistake he had made: he obviously thought about not mentioning Zhang Yang to bully Jun, and only said that it was inappropriate for the Zhang family to open a restaurant, how did it become like this?
In other words, it seems that from these babies coming in, he is out of control.
Without waiting for him to speak, Huang Dou suddenly asked the second prince: "My lord, you have listened to it for a long time, you say, did my Uncle Yang Zi bully the king?" ”
Qin Yuan saw that this little baby was obviously a little impatient, staring at him with his eyes, and did not look at Master Qian, thinking that he was completely disappointed in him, as if to say: Why are all officials like this?
He knew that if he didn't come forward, he would disappoint this little baby, and maybe he would despise him in his heart: the emperor's son is so unproductive, and he is not as good as a country baby.
He straightened up, put on a majestic posture, and said solemnly: "The impeachment of Zhang Yang by the imperial history has been clarified: it is pure nonsense. I shall personally appear to the Holy One and elaborate on this matter. ”
Speaking of this, he paused, looked at the Zhang Zheng family who were a little excited, and muttered: "As for the Tianshang Restaurant......
"Your Highness, please listen to the old man."
Master Zhou suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Your Highness doesn't need to say much about the restaurant. Qingshan Academy is not run by the imperial court, and the old man has also died old, in this mountain and wild village, the old man can eat wherever he wants, and he can wherever he wants! ”
As soon as these words came out, a group of people were stunned.
All the students burst into laughter, the old master was dressed in cloth, spitting foul language, uninhibited form, and looking at a lifetime, which made people look up.
Old man Huang snorted, motioned to a middle-aged scribe beside him, and handed the two books to the second prince to see, it turned out to be the "Planning for the Establishment of the Academy" and the "Regulations for the Management of the Academy", which had been approved by the emperor. It means that except for supervising the scholars not to "satirize the government and shake the court", everything else is under the control of the academy.
Master Zhou said lightly: "Even a three-year-old child can analyze and understand things, His Royal Highness has seen it for so long, he must have already made a bamboo in his chest." Let's finish it sooner. Didn't this baby say that he wanted to invite everyone to dinner! ”
Qin Yuan hurriedly replied respectfully, "What the old man said is true. When the imperial history of the day was impeached, his father did not believe it. Because the matter involved the elder and his disciples, the official was afraid that he was biased, so he ordered the prefect of Qian to take this trip. ”
Qian Zhifu was stunned: What has he become? Jumping beam clown?
One thing is for sure, he did it.
Next, the second prince declared the Zhang family innocent and could continue to run the Tianshang Restaurant, and sent someone to take the white-clothed student away, because the Zhang family also sued others, but did not deal with Lord Qian on the spot.
And Zhou Fuzi said to Li Gengtian that the academy no longer has a kitchen, let the originally selected people also open a restaurant like the Zhang family, and in the future, all students and gentlemen will choose where to eat. If you think these two are not good, it doesn't hurt to go to a farmer's house to eat.
He also asked the head of the college who was in charge of secular affairs to set up a separate place in the concierge room, which was specially used for the restaurant to deliver food up the mountain when it rained and snowed.
Now the students are happy, and they all say that it is so good.
When the work is over, the gourd and chestnut over there have already arranged a wine banquet. After sitting upright for almost an hour, they were finally able to relax, eat, drink, and rest, and they were very happy.
However, when the second prince and others, under the leadership of Zhou Fuzi and Zhang Huai, had just changed a pergola to enter the table, Huang Dou stood up and said to everyone that he couldn't invite everyone to eat this meal, and he had to pay for it.
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