Chapter 241: Armistice
After returning to my home, Shen Yu suddenly became much more restrained. She deliberately sat far away from me, and carefully connected the glass of water I handed me for fear of touching my fingers.
The way she looks actually makes me embarrassed.
When she first moved into my house, although she was a hundred reluctant and always showed a strict posture towards me, she was never pretentious.
To put it bluntly, she has always been generous in my family and has never seen anyone outside. She can take whatever she wants, use whatever she wants, eat whatever she wants, sleep in whichever house she wants, and even if she wants to beat and insult her master, she can basically do it at any time.
But today she suddenly began to squirm, just like a big girl who had just come out of the boudoir in ancient times, which made me completely dispossessed.
We were silent for a long time, and finally I broke the silence through gritted teeth.
"Didn't you say that you have something to discuss with me?"
"Oh yes," she seemed to wake up suddenly, "there's something to discuss." ”
"What's the matter—you have another glass of water? Let's not be so, so embarrassed, okay? ”
"Who's embarrassed with you?" She glared at me.
"Are you, that what, what to me—have feelings for me?" I simply pierced the window paper.
She was stunned for a moment, then she looked up at me, looked at me seriously, looked at me carefully, saw that I was about to move, and almost had the courage to step forward and kiss her.
But all of a sudden, she burst out laughing.
"Do you think that I blushed and didn't speak just now, I wanted to confess to you, right?" She asked me.
"Ah...... How else......"
"Dream your big dreams! I was wondering what I was going to tell you about it! ”
"What's the matter, a lifelong event?"
"You're a big-headed ghost! I am, I am, I want to ......"
"What do you think, if you don't say anything, I'm going to think crookedly!" I'm not lying, I'm trying to be on the edge.
"I want to make a truce and reconciliation with Hua Qi." Her face flushed, and she suddenly said such a sentence.
"What?!" I was taken aback.
I know her temper very well, she is a person who wants to be strong and not die, and it is her principle not to bow to the "evil forces".
Even if she wanted to make peace, she would definitely not take the initiative to say it, she had to be given the steps, and then she would have to get off the donkey.
So she was able to say this sentence of peace, which was even more incredible than proposing to me.
Could it be that her own persuasion has finally worked, and she has completely figured it out in the end?
"Do you want me to tell Hua Fei?" I noticed that she had just mentioned Hua Hu, and she also called her by her first name, and no longer said "that woman".
She nodded, then handed me a piece of paper.
"This is the condition I have made for peace talks."
I took it and looked at it, and I was dumbfounded.
The headline on that piece of paper was "Conditions for Peace Talks," and it was densely written:
"Whereas, Shen Yu (hereinafter referred to as 'Party A') is the owner of Party B's body physiologically and legally, and Hua Yu (hereinafter referred to as 'Party B') is another personality who has been living in Party A's body since April 20, 2016, and claims to be Princess Asura. After friendly negotiation between Party A and Party B, an agreement is hereby reached on May 28, 2016 as follows:
"1. Party B fully acknowledges that Party A is the original, legal, sole and eternal status of the owner of Party A's body, and does not make any trespassing claims to Party A's body ownership.
"2. Party A allows Party B to temporarily reside in Party A's body, and the temporary period of sojourn is tentatively set at six months. If the temporary period of residence is approaching, but Party B is still unable to move out of Party A's body, Party A and Party B may reasonably extend the period of residence through friendly negotiation with the consent of Party A.
"3. For the convenience of action and the need to pursue a better life, Party A allows Party B to reasonably use Party A's body when the personality appears, but the following will be regarded as unreasonable use of Party A's body:
"1. Overeating, as well as eating and absorption behaviors deemed unfriendly by Party A, including but not limited to drinking, smoking, and eating strange food (such as gnawing on toenails, swallowing plastic bags, eating feces, etc.);
"2. Excessively intimate contact with the opposite sex, including but not limited to physical contact with speech piles or other males, and even mating;
"3. Excessively intimate contact with the same sex, including but not limited to physical contact with other women and derivative sexual acts;
"4. Behaviors that are very different or obviously different from Party A's personality and identity, including but not limited to overly exaggerated language and actions, fanatical pursuit of food and alcohol products (including cooking wine), crazy screaming, smirking and hysterical behavior in public, undisguised violent episodes, destroying public utensils, infringing on private property, not giving money to eat, not flushing the toilet, playing missing, self-harm and other ignorant behaviors;
"5. Any other behavior that Party A deems unreasonable.
"4. If Party B uses Party A's body and any of the above unreasonable behaviors occur, Party A can remind Party B by warning; If Party B repeats the above unreasonable behavior, Party A will take legal measures to punish Party B or expel Party B from Party A's body.
"5. Party A realizes that Party B has extraordinary abilities and means to solve the case, and Party A agrees that Party B will participate in the tracking and detection process of the case as Party A's assistant and vassal. However, Party B needs to seek written permission from Party A before taking the ability to investigate the case.
"6. Party A and Party B agree that the person with the word pile (ID number XXX) shall be the sole and legal communicator, notary and witness of both parties.
"VII. Confidentiality. Party A and Party B shall keep the status of Party B's sojourn in Party A's body confidential, and shall not disclose such status to any third person except Party A and Party B and the speech pile. If Party B violates the confidentiality clause, Party A will take legal measures to punish Party B or expel Party B from Party A.
"VIII. Dispute Resolution. If there is a dispute between Party A and Party B on the application of the terms of the contract to the actual behavior, it shall be resolved through equal negotiation, but Party B shall not challenge the authority of Party A under any circumstances.
9. Party A has the final right to interpret the terms of the contract.
"X. Entry into force. The contract will come into effect after both parties sign and fingerprints are pressed.
"11. This contract shall be executed in triplicate, one copy by both parties A and B and one copy of the speech pile."
"How's it going, have you finished reading it?" Shen Yu sat on the sofa and asked.
I put down the piece of paper, took a deep breath, and said, "I'm done." ”
Shen Yu saw that I finished reading it in one go, and asked a little nervously: "Is it that I am too kind and set the conditions too lenient?" ”
I smiled bitterly: "Is this still loose? Is this a peace agreement or an ultimatum? Is it an armistice and reconciliation, or is it a punishment for war criminals? With this kind of clause, that guy has to jump up and tear up the ticket when he sees it! ”
"To whom are you speaking?" Shen Yu slammed the table and stood up, "Don't forget, now she is forcibly taking my body as a blessing, and I recognize her sojourn status!" My body is a colony! I've lost my power and humiliated the country, what's wrong with mentioning some restrictions on her! ”