7 Who is the devil?
I have long heard that Shanghai is a world of flowers, there is everything, and there are a lot of foreigners, it is rumored that there is already a world of foreigners, I have long wanted to see, but there has been no chance, my father has been there several times, every time I go will bring some fashionable new things back, especially interesting. Being able to go to Shanghai this time can be regarded as the fulfillment of my dream before my death.
Yue Yuehong reacted lightly, in her words, "After so many years of traveling south and north, I haven't seen anything new, and what's so great about Shanghai!" I've even been to the capital! I was sent into the Forbidden City. "
I thought she was bragging, but I didn't expect that she was more skilled than me all the way.
We went to Shanghai by boat, and she stood on the deck dressed as a little farmer's daughter, although she looked cold, she was delicate and lovely, and there were always ill-intentioned people along the way to talk to her.
"Little girl, where are you going?" A middle-aged man with a meaty face and a scruffy beard pretended to be caring.
"I'm going to Shanghai." I don't know if I'm wrong, I feel that when Yueyuehong said this, her voice was as small as a mosquito, and she looked like a country girl who had never seen the world with low eyebrows.
"What do you care about him, it's not a good thing at first glance!" I immediately reminded her.
"What's your name? How old are you?" The middle-aged man continued to ask.
"My name is Lian'er, and I'm seventeen years old this year."
Lian'er? Didn't you tell me that it was called Yueyuehong? How did it change again, I knew that she lied to me.
"Are you alone?" The middle-aged man naturally couldn't see me, and his eyes were staring straight at Yue Yuehong.
"Hmm." Yueyuehong nodded pitifully.
"Oh ~ hehehe! Good! Have you eaten?"
Yueyuehong shook her head.
"Hehehe, are you hungry? Would you like to go get something to eat?"
Yueyuehong stared at the shipboard in embarrassment, first nodding and then shaking her head.
"It's okay, little sister, I have a private room up there, and there is everything delicious in it, let's go! Shall I treat you to dinner?"
"Uncle, I don't have any money." Yueyuehong whispered embarrassedly.
"It's okay! Uncle please! Don't want money. "
The obscene horizontal meat on the middle-aged man's face was squeezed out of his face by a smile, and he felt disgusting just by looking at it, I kept reminding Yueyuehong to ignore him, but Yueyuehong turned a deaf ear and followed him directly.
"Moon Moon Red! You are crazy? This man looks bad at all, you will suffer if you follow it, come back quickly!"
Seeing that she was really about to enter the man's room, I stomped my foot in a hurry, but she suddenly winked at me more than me, and I realized that she had a bad heart, so I stopped talking and followed her in.
"Uncle, I'm hungry, what do you have to eat here?" As soon as Yue Yuehong entered, she sat down unceremoniously, holding her chin in her hand, and asked the middle-aged man softly.
Which man can stand such a sweet and soft voice, the middle-aged man immediately said flatteringly like a boneless person: "I have everything here, you can eat whatever you want!" What do you like to eat?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his chubby, greasy hand, wanting to touch Yueyuehong's hand. Yue Yuehong deliberately turned a blind eye and pulled her hand away, and said coquettishly: "People are so hungry, can you eat first?"
"Good, good! Come on, go to the kitchen down there and get some good food and wine!"
After a while, the wine and food were all on the table, Yueyuehong gobbled up the sea of nonsense and drank, the middle-aged man wanted to take advantage, but he couldn't find a chance to start, so he had to pour wine and vegetables on the side patiently, probably thinking that Yueyuehong was already in his bag, so he said with a smile on his face: "Slow down, there is..."
Finally, after she was full of wine and food, Yueyuehong spread out on the chair, she burped and said, "Thank you!" Big brother!"
After only one meal, how did he change from "uncle" to "big brother"? Before the middle-aged man could react, Yue Yuehong said again: "I am dizzy from blowing on the splint, can I borrow your bed to lie down?"
"Absolutely!" It's just unbelievable! The middle-aged man rubbed his hands, as happy as if he had found a treasure.
Yueyuehong turned her back to the man and glanced at me.
"What?" I asked her strangely.
"Do it!" Yueyuehong exaggerated mouth shape.
"What hands?"
"You can't really watch him take advantage of me! Why don't you hurry up and clean him up!"
"How do you clean it up?"
It's not that I don't help her, I'm really strange, just now she was full of confidence to go into someone else's room, I thought she had some tricks, and she was counting on me for a long time! But how can I help her?
"Cast spells!" Yueyuehong is dying.
"Eldest sister, what kind of spell is cast? I'm a ghost, and I'm not a great immortal, where can I have any spells?"
After listening to my words, Yueyuehong seemed to have been struck by lightning, she looked at me motionlessly, looking at that look at it, it was hard to believe that I was so useless.
"Then you've got to know something!" She was about to jump up in a hurry, because at this time, the middle-aged man had already taken off his clothes, revealing a round belly as white as a frog's belly, and said to Yueyuehong happily: "Sister, let's go together!"
"Hurry up! You've got to do something!"
That's it, see that she's pitiful, just help her!
When the man pounced on Yueyuehong, I threw the teapot at the man's feet.
The man was standing far away from the teapot, and it was impossible for him to trip over the teapot, so when the teapot smashed in front of him, he looked confused, "What's going on?"
"It's probably too dark." Yue Yuehong said.
I pointed to the candle, and it lit. That's right, I'm good at ghost fire!
This frightened the middle-aged man a lot, he stared at Yueyuehong, "Ah, you····· You ·····"
"Isn't it still bright enough, so let's not light a candle again!" Yue Yuehong pretended to be innocent and said.
I had to order another one.
"Ah~ you, you, who are you?" The middle-aged man was directly frightened and stammered.
"People? Hahaha..." Yueyuehong laughed seductively, "Do you think I look like a human?"
No, I think she's a devil better than me! Presumably the middle-aged man felt the same way as me, and he broke down and screamed.
"Shhhh Don't be noisy! I don't like to be too noisy!" Yue Yuehong gently touched the middle-aged man's round belly, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, I just don't like to blow the wind on the deck, I want to borrow your room for a use, I won't do anything to you!" Is that okay?"
Of course! Does he dare to refute it?
In this way, we comfortably arrived in Shanghai in the private room waiting for the warehouse on the passenger ship.