Water turns into oil, it's definitely a big deal.

It was 1984, and a driver claimed to have mastered a core technology that could turn water into oil.

One of the key points is to add two drops to it.

By the way, add two drops, just add two drops.

Later, of course, it was debunked, and this person was sentenced to ten years for fraud and selling dangerous substances.

However, the water to oil is not over, there have always been related legends, intermittently, many, many, especially now on the Internet, there are many versions.

There is a legend that the U.S. government bought the formula, studied this black technology, and then came up with 1.5 billion tons of crude oil.

There are also advocates that the things that our country doesn't want, looking at other people's foreign countries, are already so awesome, we are stupid......

Anyway, there are too many versions.

But right now, it's very interesting.

It's different, it's very different, except for the familiar, it's also two drops.

But this time, there is more oil, and the two drops added are not water, which is obviously taller, and there is a word, the actor said so.

"Renewable energy! It's renewable energy, you know? Do you know how much you make if you go public? None of our problems are a problem! ”

Xu Zheng, he was at the airport, he was in a hurry, obviously he was going to take a plane, and he was talking on the phone while walking, and in his tone, he could hear that he was calling his wife, and there must be something at home.

Sure enough, it didn't take long to give a small shot, and the little sister Peach appeared, very angry.

pointed out a contradiction, that is, Xu Zheng wants this renewable energy, that is, the 'oil tyrant', that's right, water to oil has become an oil tyrant under the packaging of the new era, and this is what Xu Zheng wants very much, for which he can even ignore his wife's divorce proposal.

The Three Musketeers of the film review, at this time, have already roughly understood, especially Jiang Xiaoyu and Lu Fu, you must know that the two of them are still good old, and they know that water turns into oil, in the 8th and 9th decades, a lot of things were introduced, and many scams were related to this.

They were even afraid that they didn't know a little, so they explained it a little.

But he reacted slightly, "This kind of thing, such a nonsense thing, will anyone believe it?" ”

"......" Lu Fu and Jiang Xiaoyu were very speechless, and they didn't know what to say.

In fact, not only in our country, but also abroad, there have been a lot of such things.

And, it depends on the present......

Although it was dark in the screening room, it could be heard from some whispered discussions, and in this premiere, there were still some individuals who believed in this oil bully.

"Huh? This thing seems to really work. ”

"Impossible, right?"

"There seems to be research on this."

"Really? Unbelievable. ”

"Friend, you have to be afraid of science."

Listen, listen, you know, this is the premiere, most of the people who come are a bit big, or many people are playing with the pen, it's not an exaggeration to say that intellectuals, at least than in the 80s, the popularity of that knowledge is much higher, and now universities have expanded their enrollment for more than ten years.

However, there are still many people who think that this 'oil tyrant' may be a reliable thing.

Weiwei naturally heard it, and she couldn't help but be a little ...... I don't know why, it's not embarrassing, but it's a bit ironic when combined with this movie.

Soon, this next......

Hahaha!

I couldn't hold it back anymore, there was a lot of laughter in this screening room, and everyone looked like a fool.

It's so funny, it's really funny.

Bao Qiang appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he answered Xu Zheng.

The one played by Xu Zheng is called Lao Xu, and he talked to his secretary, "When are you going to send the map?" ”

He wants to find Lao Zhou to take the oil bully.

But..

"Guess." is strong, there is just a butt in front of the camera at this time, but the voice has betrayed him.

This is too accurate, Lao Xu's eyes are very weird.

"It's good that you give me seriousness, if I get to Thailand, I don't have a map, and all I get is those four words, near Chiang Mai, then what am I ...... become?"

"Shemale."

It's simply ......

I was holding it back before, but now I can't hold it back.

Not to mention it after that.

Bao Qiang is completely a brainless gag guy who calls himself a baby.

And not long after, Huang Bo appeared again, he was Lao Xu's competitor, called Wang Lang.

No one knows, the reason why it is called this name is because the old man Wang Lang passed away, he has a long life, he is absolutely happy to mourn, and he walks very peacefully, which is very good.

Just like that, the three of them came up with waves of interesting stories.

Needless to say, as the story unfolds, that is, Lao Xu and Wang Lang compete for the oil tyrant, and in the process of finding that Lao Zhou, that is, Zhou Daxian in Thailand, it simply makes everyone laugh...... Some people breathe differently.

He~he~he~ It sounds like asthma.

Being able to laugh so characteristically is also a talent.

It's really funny, it's really funny.

And, what's even funnier......

"Lao Xu, I heard that Thailand is full of good-looking shemales, what do you think of that?"

"That? The one you are talking about is so fierce, with such a thin waist and ...... legs The one with such a good face? ”

"That's her! That's her! ”

"I guess she's a shemale too, or you ask."

"I, I don't dare ......"

Who are these two talking about?

Anyway, hahaha laughed out loud, no way, the 'shemale' I said was Mimi.

Similarly, no one knows, when she was in Thailand, Mimi knew that she was arranged by Big Brother Bai to play a ladyboy, which was simply ...... Actually, this character is not defined as a shemale, but she doesn't do it either.

In this way, the water gun war was triggered, because it didn't take long......

In the elevator, there is another beautiful girl, she is Tangtang.

And so, later.

"Don't mention it, there are two people in the elevator."

This one...

Poofha!

Under Bai Shiqiu's careful teaching, Tangtang's Northeast accent is still quite in place.

This movie is basically funny, it's good for everyone to laugh more.

Of course, this is the understanding of ordinary people, but some individuals pay more attention to the movie itself, and because this is Bai Shiqiu's movie, although he is not the starring actor, but he appeared, then, this movie will definitely not be as simple as being funny.

Weiwei soon found some more interesting places, in this movie, it is indeed a few people messing around in Thailand, and the old Zhou who wants to find it is Chow Tai Sin, but this Zhou Da Sin still appears from time to time.

At the same time as he appeared, there was also that Master Wang Shuanglin.

"Wang Shuanglin! Look at my exercises, this is the Nine Heavens Xuanlei Fa! Disease! ”

......After a while, it seemed that there was nothing, and Wang Shuanglin immediately began to fight back.

"Wait! Wang Shuanglin! You've just been thundered by my Fa-rectification, and you've already suffered internal injuries! ”

"Huh?"

All kinds of this, a great immortal, a master, where to fight the law, it's just ...... Fa-rectification thunder?

This is in line with the overall style of the movie, and everyone laughs.

However, the appearance of Zhou Daxian and Wang Shuanglin can actually be seen to be outside of this main plot, that is, it has nothing to do with the story of Lao Xu, Baobao, and Wang Lang looking for Zhou Daxian, and it seems to be starting anew.

It's weird, but ...

What's even more strange is the clothes of Zhou Daxian and Wang Shuanglin, and there are some individual things...... It doesn't feel like it's in this era.

It must be said that this must be watched very carefully, that is, professional film critics like Weiwei and Lu Fu and Xiaoyu will pay attention, and ordinary fans are likely to laugh, because it is really funny.

So what's going on here?

You must know that Lao Xu and they are really at this time, there is nothing wrong, and even, Lao Xu's secretary Xiao Zhao Tong shoes, the TT mobile phone she still uses, is still the 2nd generation.

It doesn't matter if this is implanted or not, anyway, this is Bai Shiqiu's common undisciplined method, but what is going on with such a time difference?

The role of Wang Shuanglin is very interesting, he is played by Mr. Wu Gang, vividly, especially when he comes out to deceive people, that kind of confidence is like a big official.

No one knows that this role of Wang Shuanglin played a very important role for him to later play the mayor of a city.

But, it just appeared again and again, the fighting methods of the two of them are constantly escalating, and all kinds of deception are continuous, not to mention, not to mention, but what do you want to express?

Finally, Lao Xu and Baobao have gone through a lot of hardships, and they can be regarded as able to find Zhou Daxian.

This is like what Lao Xu said, "I just want to get an oil bully, how can it be more difficult than learning scriptures from the West?" ”

Of course, this caused another burst of laughter, but at this time, did you see Zhou Daxian?

In the original version, the character of Lao Zhou did not appear at all, he was a very mysterious guy, but now, it is definitely not mysterious, everyone knows, isn't it Bai Shiqiu.

"Lao Xu, hello." Chow Tai Sin appeared.

This appearance is really powerful, it is different from before, Zhou Daxian looks a little mature.

Although Bai Shiqiu is almost thirty years old, he is a well-maintained guy, and he usually wears makeup most of the time, which is normal, as a star, to maintain his image, of course he doesn't wear makeup in private.

He's always been young, but now, he's a bit of a middle-aged man.

What he said was even more interesting, and he came straight to it.

"Congratulations, you're here at last, but there's something we need to talk about."

"Old Zhou, what's the matter?"

"That oil bully, it's fake, do you really believe that thing can make more oil?"

"......" Lao Xu's expression.

Fake,In the end, it turned out to be a void.,So this...

"Impossible! When pigs fly! "And Wang Lang.

Wang Lang, played by Huang Bo, was very embarrassed at this time, it was simply a pity for me, and I was injured, but I couldn't take care of it, I came directly, it was climbing, and he knelt down and said: "Great Immortal!" Of course the oil bully is real, right? Right? Ha ha...... How can it be fake? Absolutely! ”

This moment, this scene, this conversation.

At least, Jiang Xiaoyu, Lu Fu, and Weiwei, the three musketeers, they don't have to continue to look down.

I understand, I completely understand, it turns out that all this is a scam, and this scam is actually to warn the big guys, that is, us viewers.

Water turns into oil, can such a thing be believed?

There may be such technology in the future, but what is needed is to change the atomic structure, and such technology, ability, and energy are difficult to imagine now.

So, of course it's a scam, but this one.

Look, such as Wang Lang played by Huang Bo, he believes it.

Look, a person like Lao Xu, he can abandon his wife for this matter.

Look, baby......

Finally, I knew, it turned out that the baby was arranged by Chow Tai Sin.

The baby is not stupid, and the appearance of the baby is not so abrupt, the two of them just met by coincidence, and it was deliberately arranged, which was arranged by Chow Tai Sin.

And in the end, why do it?

Lao Xu's wife appeared, and that was Little Peach.

It turned out that this was an arranged scam to test Lao Xu.

The two reconciled again, because Lao Xu no longer believed in this oil bully, that is, he passed the test.

And what about Wang Lang?

"Nope! Oil Ba is real! It's true! ”

Wang Lang believed it, he really believed it, so he was nervous.

Zhou Daxian expressed his helplessness about this, but in fact, there was nothing to do with Wang Lang in this test, and it was not for him at all.

This result......

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, but they reflected deeply in their hearts.

Can I be stronger than Wang Lang?

And at the end of the end, a small paragraph was given.

It turned out that Zhou Daxian and that Master Wang Shuanglin fought with each other before, that is, they competed with each other to deceive, and in the end, Master Wang Shuanglin was arrested because of this oil bully fraud.

This one...... There is also a little bit of news, as mentioned above, Wang Shuanglin is good at turning into a snake.

This, this, this ...

Insinuating! Proper insinuation!

Not to mention Jiang Xiaoyu and them, even ordinary people can think of it at this time, didn't there be a case of Wang Shuangmu before, and there is also a person named Zhou Yong, this person also spent 5 million to apprentice, this movie, this ......

Bai Shiqiu is too bold, right?!

She couldn't help but be a little worried, she also looked at the two seniors, and at this time, the three musketeers happened to exchange glances with each other, could it be ......

This is why Bai Shiqiu did not appear at the premiere?

Well, this is definitely a lot to think about, this movie can pass the review and be released, of course there will be no problem, even if Bai Shiqiu insinuates something, but who can do anything to him?

In this way, "Chow Tai Sin 2" lives up to its name, and the movie promised by Bai Shiqiu is also presented.