Volume 1 Bully Me, Insult Me, I Can't Bear Chapter 421 Moon Palace Glory (2)

"Haven't heard of it. //. 78 No pop-up window Update fast // Why are you better than my mother? "Wei Jia look at Xiao Wei, M Bai Yu, you can help me talk about this truth."

Xiao Wei said, "There is only one Mulan." ”

Mo Zi suddenly rebounded, raised his eyebrows, and looked at people from the gap in his eyes, "Song Mozi is also only one." "I feel good about myself.

"Mulan's story is only until she gets married." Xiao Wei said again.

"Song Mozi's story is written by me." Than eloquence?! Ha!

"Your Majesty, Queen Mother, the Queen Mother has arrived." The announcement came at the right time.

There were more than three people who came, as well as Xiao Mingrou, Concubine Xian, Concubine Hui who had a bulging lower abdomen, and several adult princesses.

After kneeling, everyone sat down as arranged. Mo Zi's position is not at the table of the female dependent, but at the table with Xiao Wei and Yang Ling, they are all young and promising people, and they appreciate and admire Mo Zi's talent. Although the others looked a little strange, Mo Zi was a female official, not a female dependent, so it was not wrong to arrange it this way, so she only muttered in her heart.

When she sat down, Mo Zi found that the people who came to the banquet today were all relatives of the emperor except for her. The three princes paid tribute to the prince, the queen mother, the queen and the maiden family of the concubines. In such a comparison, Yang Lingbang looked at the flowers, and they seemed to have put it together for her.

"Today's family banquet and moon appreciation, let's feel free." The emperor and the queen mother are also round tables, which are really like their own wine.

"What did I do at the family dinner?" Mo Zi whispered.

"And called a few of us." Yang Ling was also suspicious.

The two of them didn't feel funny after looking at each other, and they both had the understanding that what they came to is safe.

There's nothing to say about this meal. Vegetarian diet is the mainstay, supplemented by stewed and boiled meat, but because the emperor is the supreme leader, the imperial dining room is more thoughtful than the last time the queen invited guests. There were a little more flowers on the dim sum, and to Mo Zi's surprise, the moon cakes had also become small, imitating what she gave the emperor last year.

"Ink purple girl, how does this mooncake look?" The emperor called names.

Mo Zi got up and replied respectfully: "It looks very similar to the Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes given to the emperor last year." ”

The emperor laughed, "Don't say a word of flattery, what a girl." Then you can taste it, and give me another evaluation. ”

Mo Zi took a bite and was stunned, muffled for a while, and took another bite.

"Why don't you speak?" The emperor had a boring meal just now, waiting for someone to make him happy, and sure enough, that person did not disappoint him.

"Well-Your Majesty, Mo Zi doesn't know if she should tell the truth." Her good taste said, "Call you to hear the truth." Say, rightly, there is a reward, whatever you want, you can ask. I'm not going to be as stingy as I was last year. "Emperor Eli yòu.

"Mo Zi is not here to beg for reward, but no matter how I taste this mooncake, it seems to be made by Wangqiu Tower." The shape looks like it, and the taste is exactly the same as the one Bai He gave her a few days ago.

The emperor made a face, "You girl, I told you the truth, and you really said—the truth." "Break the gong, laugh" Yes, I asked Liu Ning to buy this moon cake from Wangqiu Tower. I heard that it was very difficult to buy, and it was sold out on the day of sunrise. Liu Ning didn't understand the rules of Wangqiu Lou to make a reservation, and when he went to buy it yesterday, he asked for a hundred boxes when he opened his mouth, but he added a few copies of silver to it, and people still said no. Later, I could only tell the big boss that the palace wanted it, and then I promised to do it urgently. No, it just came in. ”

Mo Zi laughed with him, but he didn't say a good word for Wangqiu Tower. The words must be said at the right time, otherwise the truth may not make the emperor happy. Wangqiulou's fame is famous, and she doesn't need to add to it.

"This moon cake is not difficult to make, as long as the master of the imperial dining room eats two, Wangqiulou will not be able to do the emperor's business next year."

"That's right, otherwise the imperial chef in this palace can't compare to the chef in a folk restaurant, where will I put my face?" The emperor said this half-jokingly, half-seriously.

The imperial dining room got the letter, and since then he has been researching moon cakes and a dried dish of Wangqiu Lou.

"Okay, now that you're right, say what's the reward?" The emperor intended to fulfill Chrysostom's words.

"......" Mo Zi hesitated.

"It's not like you. Anything goes, as long as I can get it. The Emperor began to be curious.

“…···” This time, Mo Zi did not hesitate, but muttered.

Yang Ling is also a lively treasure, and immediately became a microphone, "Your Majesty, Lord Mozi wants to eat crabs."

Mo Zi glared at Yang Ling fiercely, and immediately knelt down, "Your Majesty, what Mo Zi said casually can't be taken seriously." It is an eventful autumn, and the whole country is mourning, how can we read the yù of the mouth? Even if the moon in the sky is really round tonight, it looks like a crab with its feet plucked—"

Many people drank on the spot, and the ladies couldn't help but laugh and covered their mouths, all of them looked up at the sky.

The emperor laughed and looked at the bright moon, "The moon looks like a crab with its feet plucked? You can figure it out, but you want to eat it. Get up, it's a family feast, and if you have something to say, don't kneel. ”

"Your Majesty, the ancients climbed high to look at the moon and enjoy the chrysanthemums and eat crabs, which were elegant and delicious, so there were no crabs in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I always felt that something was missing. Besides, the crab is neither lively nor festive, and it is still in line with the ceremony. When Mo Zi said this, he was in a mouth.

But Princess Changming, who was not used to her, made a difficult noise, "Why aren't crabs festive?" When cooked, it is bright red sè. The prince has only passed away in March, but the Song female official wants to eat crabs because of her greed, what kind of system has she become? Relying on your father's promise to reward you, but Song female officials should also pay attention to identity etiquette. ”

The emperor was unmoved by Princess Changming's words, and still smiled, "Mo Zi girl, your mouth has always been powerful, and it will not be unreasonable to speak." You say that crabs are not festive or lively, there must be a reason. I'm waiting. ”

Mo Zi wanted to sit down, and let Changming stir up like this, but the emperor asked her to explain, so she could only stand. Princess Changming is not wrong, she just wants to eat crabs, but how is it not in line with her identity and etiquette. The prince is dead, crabs have to be banned, is there any clear regulation, take it out and see! Could it be that the prince is allowed to run rampant like a crab, so she is not allowed to eat crabs?

"Your Majesty, crabs are cold things, boiled and poured with spirits, and eaten with male huang, naturally not lively." She explained the first three words first.

"Barely calculated, so what about not being festive?" The emperor had to get an extremely satisfactory answer, because Mo Zi usually never let him not be disappointed, which made him have high expectations.

"It's not festive-" Mo Zi was stuck for a while.

"That's right, how can you say if you're not festive," it was the hard stubble that came in, "I have heard of the famous Song female officer in the army and the camp, and I have always been curious about how knowledgeable and intelligent our first female officer of the Great Zhou is, and I can see and understand it today." ”

Mo Zi's gaze swept over several princes, their fiefs were close to the borders of all parties, and they hadn't heard of her relationship with Da Qiu, thinking that Su Lan and Ding Gou had played a role.

Thinking of this, she saluted Emperor Yingying, "Your Majesty, Mo Zi is not erudite, he is a shipbuilder who can only carpenter. But it's the festive season, since there is no singing, no music and no dancing, Mo Zi will tell you and everyone a story. "She hasn't used her trick for a long time, and I don't know if it's still working.

"Don't divert the topic, why aren't the crabs festive, you haven't answered yet." Princess Changming thought that Mo Zi couldn't be dispatched, and she was a little proud.

"Princess Qiyu, you will understand after listening to this story." After Mo Zi finished speaking, he looked at the emperor.

Of course, the emperor agreed, "It's okay to tell a story, but if the story has nothing to do with what I want to know, I will punish you." ”

"What did Father punish her?" Changming finally seized the opportunity to suppress Mo Zi. She and Mo Zi have no grudges or grudges, just because she thinks she is the first person to be smart and capable, and now she is unhappy when she sees someone stronger than her. "If you want me to say, she took off her official hat and received her county lord's dowry."

Mo Zi was very indifferent to Princess Changming's words, but there was a discovery, the Min family are all cousins and cousins, but there are four cousins and cousins of the Wang family, and there are many things to do with them.

"What do you think, girl? If I don't have faith, I'll change the punishment. "The emperor has no objection, let Mo Zi choose for himself.

Is it eccentric to the daughter, or is there confidence in her? Mo Zi said, "Even if everyone doesn't believe me, I always have to cheer for me." Your Majesty, just do what Princess Changming said. "The official hat will be lost sooner or later, and she will not hesitate to ask for the county lord's dowry. As the saying goes, the hands of the taker are short, do you think the emperor's reward is so easy to take? All she wants is a crab, and the other party can come up with these tricks.

"Good. If you speak well, I will give you a big reward. "The emperor seems to be serious this time.

After two times of "being deceived", Mo Zi was already indifferent, "Emperor Xie." The story begins with a white snake—"

At the beginning of her, she attracted the attention of most people, thinking to herself what the crab and the white snake have to do with it?

"It's a long story, I'll tell you briefly." If you really want to talk about it in detail, it is the plot of dozens of episodes, "The white snake has a spirit, and has been cultivating for nine hundred and ninety-nine years in order to become an immortal, and when he was suffering from a thousand-year catastrophe and lost his mana, he encountered an evil Jiao fighting. She was about to become food for the black Jiao, but she met a kind young man who saved her life. In order to repay the favor, the white snake and his sister Little Green Snake transformed into an adult, named Bai Suzhen, and met this man named Xu Xian in the West Lake, and then fell in love with him, and allowed him to become a husband and wife. Xu Xian is a talent who is preparing for the exam, and he teaches for a living on weekdays. Although Bai Suzhen has magic power, she never abuses it, and opens a pharmacy to treat the poor. The two support each other, and their lives are not rich and expensive, but they are very loving and happy. Unexpectedly, there will be unforeseen circumstances—"

"What's this, what does it have to do with crabs?" Princess Jiāo hummed.

"Changming, the story is not over yet, you should be quiet." The Emperor listened attentively.

The fact is that except for Changming's deliberate troublemaking, everyone listened attentively.

Changming pursed his lips and was about to top it, but let the queen drag it and shake her head to make her rude.

Mo Zi continued: "There was a monk Fahai who was catching demons passing by Xu's Mansion and noticed that there was an aura that did not belong to people, so he decided that Bai Suzhen was a monster and told Xu Xian. Xu Xian didn't believe it at first, but Fahai made up his mind to accept Bai Suzhen, so he grinded it softly. On this day, when the Mid-Autumn Festival arrived, Fahai said that the demon met the realgar and appeared in its original form, if Xu Xianggong didn't believe it, he could buy realgar wine and drink it with his wife. Xu Xian thought about it, just buy it, just let the monk make a fool of himself, and don't come to sāo to disturb them. So, he bought wine and groceries and went home. Your Majesty, I'll drink saliva and eat a snack. ”

Drink slowly, eat slowly, ignore the many eager eyes...