Chapter 196: Little Stone Cleans Up the Flower Woman
The ugly girl is like a chrysanthemum Chapter 196 The small stone cleans up the flower woman
Xiao Shi sighed in his heart, looked at the dog and whispered, "Think again." You're all a four-year-old baby's doing, and it doesn't hurt your muscles and bones, but it's just to cause her to wash the pot and wash the quilt, and it's easy to be found - you can tell which baby did it at a glance. You have to make her suffer and still can't find the reason, and you can't figure it out. ”
The dog had to bow his head and think about it again.
Xiaoshi thought of several ideas, but they were too complicated to arrange, there was only one simple method, and I didn't know if it would work.
He thought, if it doesn't work, forget it, anyway, he doesn't necessarily have to fix her today, keep an eye on her in the future, and just fix her once he gets the chance.
I have to tell Sister Chrysanthemum about this, let her be careful, don't be hurt by that mother-in-law.
So, he said to the dog: "You hurry up and pick up some round little stones, pick up more, my family will go get some dung, and we will meet on the road next to this mother-in-law's house." ”
The dog nodded again and again.
The little stone ran home quickly, searched and searched, found a broken crockpot, scooped some large dung from the manure tank, and pulled a handful of grass to cover it, and walked all the way to the village road near Hua Pozi's house.
I saw that the dog Dan carried a bag of stones with his clothes, and when he saw the small stones, he hurriedly greeted him and asked, "What should I do if I picked up the stones?" ”
Seeing that the path leading to Hua Pozi's house was smooth, Xiao Shi frowned, walked forward for a while, and walked a little farther away from her house, where the road was not so smooth and there were some dead grass.
He set it up with the dog.
He threw those small stones on the road at random, pulled some dead grass from the grass next to him and sprinkled them to cover up a little, and then found some big stones and broken bricks and put them in the predetermined position, and waited nearby, so that the dog could see when the woman came out of Sun's house, and learn a bird call.
It was almost noon, when Xiaoshi heard an old eagle calling, and he hurriedly poured the dung from the crockpot in the middle of the road—no more, no less, and he could step over it with his feet, and then quickly flashed to the corner of the Li family's house, and looked at the village road.
I saw that the flower lady came over briskly, with a smile on her face, and her expression was very relaxed, I don't know if she came up with a good idea.
She was smiling beautifully, not looking under her feet, and walking forward with her head held high. Suddenly, he smelled a foul smell, so he covered his nose with his hand, swept around, and saw a puddle of dung on the road in front of him, and couldn't help muttering in disgust: "Which one is this that scattered the dung on the ground?" ”
Xiao Shi looked at her nervously, for fear that if she took a detour, then this method would not work, and he would be busy in vain.
But the flower woman came by the way, as he wished, and stepped over the stinky dung as he had expected—
"Whoa—"
As soon as Hua Pozi stepped on it, she felt that the round stones under her feet slipped and her body lost her balance, and she couldn't help but exclaim, and those two arms were rowed back and forth like rowing boats.
The little stone hiding in the corner of the house stared at her deadly, watching her staggering and unsteady standing, clenching his fists tightly and silently reciting in his heart: "Go forward, go forward······ Pour! ”
Hua Pozi didn't know whether she was afraid that she would sit on a big butt of feces if she fell backwards, or if she wanted to rush over to avoid falling this fall, in short, she pulled hard, threw forward, and brought her other foot over to help stand firmly.
Who knew that the bottom of the withered grass was full of round stones, and as soon as this foot stood up, it slipped again, because the body was pushing forward, but it was lying face down on the ground!
The small stones were measured according to her height, and there were some large stones and broken bricks in that one, and because he didn't know which direction she fell, he put some in all directions, and he thought that he would always come across one
The flower woman lived up to expectations, and sure enough, she smashed on a brick.
Xiaoshi's visual ability is not accurate enough, this woman's body is tall, so after she lay down, she didn't knock her forehead, but hit her mouth, and immediately knocked off her two front teeth, and the bridge of her nose also hurt.
She was stunned by this accident, although she was lying there in pain, but she couldn't struggle for half a day, and her mouth was humming!
Xiaoshi didn't know that the front teeth of the flower woman were smashed off, and when she saw that this method worked, she really made the woman fall, and she was very happy. Regardless of why she lay on the ground and didn't get up, she turned around and made a gesture to the dog who was poking her brain behind a big tree in the distance, and then gently stepped back for a while, and then spread her legs and ran.
The two children ran to the gate of Xiaoshi's house, and then stopped.
The dog simply threw himself to the ground in admiration of the little stone, his eyes lit up, and he said to the stone: "Stone, you are really god-this woman really fell for a mile!" Hehe! ”
Xiao Shi looked at his yard, his father had also returned, and hurriedly told the dog: "Don't say anything!" Even if you hear someone say that this mother-in-law has fallen, you must scold her for falling as usual, don't show off! If something breaks down, I'll never play with you again. ”
The dog nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, and said again and again: "Don't say it, of course you can't say it." If my mother knew, she would have scolded me. ”
Xiao Shi clapped his hands, straightened the clothes on his body, and then said to him as if nothing happened: "Okay, let's go back to dinner, let's think about giving Sun Jinshan's daughter-in-law a whole meal in the afternoon." ”
The dog nodded vigorously and said excitedly, "Hello! I also have to think about it, look at this mother-in-law, and I can't always use the same method. ”
Seeing that the dog had run away, Little Stone jumped into the yard.
Zhao San saw that his son had come back from outside, and asked in a loud voice, "Stone, where did you go crazy again?" I don't write, and I don't stay at home with my sister, so I know how to play by myself. ”
Xiaoshi pouted disdainfully and saidWrite, write, how does Dad know that I don't write? When I was writing, my father didn't know where I was hanging out, and when I came back, he didn't ask why, he said I didn't write. Dad, did I write your big letters? You won't forget the words you learned yesterday, right? ”
Zhao San was dumbfounded when he heard this, looking at this kid and not knowing what to say.
Isn't he just gossiping around with people? In the first month, there was nothing to do, and after breakfast, I went to Zhao Dazui's house next door, and chatted with Changxing and others while basking in the sun, and I just came back at this time.
In fact, he is not really training his son, but like all fathers, when he sees his son, he has to pretend to say two words, whether it is to maintain the majesty of being a father, or to discipline his son, it is a habit.
But this kid is so hateful, he can say two sentences every time, so he has nothing to say. When the father is in this position, it is really shameless.
He couldn't help but regret it in his heart—why did he forget that his son would read and write every morning? Isn't it boring to train him like this? This kid has always been unforgiving, so he doesn't care if his father can get down or not.
The father and son looked at each other for a while, Zhao San had a flash of inspiration, and said, "I'll clean the pig pen - this pig pen must be cleaned, otherwise the pig will be easy to get sick." Then he turned and hurried away.
Shi Niang saw this scene in the kitchen, lowered her head and smiled for a long time.
Xiao Shi looked at his father's back and thought angrily, why is his father like a dog, so hated reading? The dog should be my father's son, and I'm not like my father at all.
If Zhao knew that his son thought so, he would have to faint with anger.
After an afternoon, when eating in the evening, Shi Niang said to Zhao San: "Mrs. Hua doesn't know what's wrong, she fell hard - the bridge of her nose is crooked, her front teeth are knocked out, and Li Lao is so angry that she scolds at home!" ”
Zhao San asked strangely, "Why did she scold her when she fell?" It wasn't for her to fall. ”
Shi Niang gloated and smashed the bowl with chopsticks, and said with a smile: "She didn't stay at home well, she ran to Sun Jinshan's house and broke with Liu Erniang all morning, and when she came back, she slipped and hit the stone." That Boss Li was distressed about the medicine fee and scolded her for not being able to support her family, and she couldn't stay at home at all, so she ran to other people's houses, and the bottom of her feet itched if she didn't go out for three days. ”
Zhao San said with a smile: "It's okay to fall, so she won't have anything to do and run around." It's just that I pity Changming, I'm about to marry my daughter-in-law, and this old lady is poor and tossed, causing him to spend money. ”
Shi Niang snorted and said, "If I were Boss Li, I wouldn't spend this money, what's the matter?" She won't die, her front teeth will fall out, and the bridge of her nose will be crooked, and she doesn't look good, so she doesn't have to go out to meet people. ”
Zhao San laughed when he heard the "flutter" and said, "Yes." With her front teeth open, she didn't even dare to open her mouth to speak. ”
Xiao Shi listened to his father's words on the side, and his heart bubbled with joy, he didn't expect this fall to produce such a big result.
But he also knew that this was a big disaster, if it was known that he had harmed the flower woman who fell this fall, I am afraid that it would be difficult to escape the punishment, and the father and mother would have to spend money to come to the door to apologize, and if the master knew, it would be even worse, so he died without saying a word, thinking that he would have to tell the dog again, and he must not show his mouth.
The little baby's heart blossomed, and while lowering her head to pick up the rice, she squinted her eyes and secretly glanced at her father and mother from the top of the bowl, and saw that they did not suspect that the flower woman had fallen strangely, and her heart was even happier.
Seeing what his father and mother said, he no longer cared about the affairs of the flower woman, but thought carefully about how to fix Liu Erniang - he didn't come up with a good idea after thinking about it all afternoon, so naturally he didn't go out with the dog.
Zhao San saw this kid's happy appearance, and gave him a blank look and said, "This mother-in-law is so happy that she fell?" "Because of the chrysanthemum, his son hates the flower woman, and he knows it.
Xiao Shi nodded vigorously and said, "That's it, I deserved it." This mother-in-law should fall a few more times, otherwise she will not remember to eat or fall. ”
Shi Niang gave her son a funny look when she heard this, and said, "Sensei is talking nonsense outside." Let people hear, and say, "You don't know how to be polite even if you read a book." ”
Xiao Shi nodded vigorously to his mother, pushed the bowl, and went to see his sister.
The dog's concentration is much worse than that of the small stone, he heard that Hua Pozi broke the bridge of his nose and knocked out his front teeth, so he was so happy that he forgot the stone's advice to the clouds, and immediately shouted with a smile: "Good fall, this stone is really amazing." ”
Meizi glared at him fiercely when she heard this, "What's good?" I want to hurt Brother Changming to spend money again! ”
She is very distressed about Li Changming's money now, and when she thinks of the catastrophe flying from the sky, which will cause Brother Changming to spend a sum of money, she feels uncomfortable, and she can't help but complain about the flower woman, she is really useless, she can't walk well, and she can drop her nose, which is really a strange news.
Seeing his sister frowning, pouting, and depressed, Goudan realized that he had missed his mouth, and glanced at his family nervously, but fortunately, everyone didn't pay attention to this "stone" and not the other "stone", so he breathed a sigh of relief and didn't dare to interject anymore.
The dog girl said in a deep voice: "If you fall well, you will spend some silver." First, let her teach a lesson, and second, knock her front teeth to see if she is embarrassed to run around - she leaks when she speaks, and she still runs out to show her eyes? ”
Meizi thought about it for a while, then stretched her brows and asked, "Mother, then do we want to go and have a look?" ”
The dog said: "You don't care, I'll just take a look." ”