I was taken aback, I didn't expect that my unreliable cousin Yan Wei had already started to have fans, and I had to look for his novels on the Internet to read.

"Ah, not alone, that writer is my relative."

"I said! The name is so similar! I thought it was my real name! Xuan Liang was a little excited, "You must know him well, right?" ”

"It's okay, I grew up with a bare ass since I was a child."

"Huh? Have you seen his ass? I envy you so much! ”

“…… No need to be envious. ”

"Then the next time you see him, can you help me get an autograph?"

"Yes."

"Thank you so much! Well, does he look a little like you? ”

"How can I say it, after all, it is a family member......"

"Ahh

“…… You think so—what novel has he been writing lately? ”

"Yan Shen Husband and Wife Detective Series", it's very interesting, I really like the female detective Shen Yu in it."

"Huh? Did he really write it? Is Shen Yu in the novel set as his wife? ”

"That's right."

"This bastard, it looks like he wants to be beaten."

"Ah, why do you say that?" Xuanliang asked puzzled.

"Nothing—I'll ask you for an autograph next time." I looked at my watch and it was almost eleven o'clock, so I sent this book lover away and prepared to go up to Wen Tingxu to talk.

"That's, Mr. Charger, can I take a picture with you?" Xuanliang stopped me again, "After all, you are the one who has seen my idol's ass." ”

"Okay." I'm speechless.

Xuanliang asked the clerk to take a group photo of the two of us, and I was able to get out and walk into the office elevator to find Wen Tingxu.

Kewei company on the eighteenth floor, as soon as I got off the elevator, I saw Wen Tingxu standing there waiting for me with a smile.

"Wooden stakes! It's your first time to see me! ”

"Yes, I want to disturb Mr. Wen in my busy schedule and ask you about multiple personality disorder."

"Multiple personalities? Who? You? Ha ha! ”

"I want to write an essay on multiple personalities, can't I do my homework?"

"Okay, okay, I'll tell you nothing, I'm about to go to you again recently!" Wen Tingxu said.

"Looking for me?" I asked, confused.

"Yes, looking for you! There's a personal matter I'd like to ask you for, a matter about our family's secrets. ”

......

My cousin is probably a very narcissistic person.

If you're familiar with his writing style, you'll know that most of his novels are written in the first person, and he is particularly fond of using the spring and autumn penmanship of stepping through the snow without leaving a trace.

If you don't believe it, go to his "Yan Shen Husband and Wife Detective Incident Book", although the detective protagonist in it is a female detective Shen Yu, the "Yan Xu" in the novel seems to be a soy sauce character, and it is an authentic "strict wife".

But if you think about it carefully, you will find two characteristics, first, the role of "Yan Huan" in the novel is actually no less than that of the heroine, and sometimes even she is the main force of the investigation; Second, on the surface, the heroine is jealous and often beats "Yan Yan", but if you think about why the heroine is jealous, it is clear that she loves him!

Because of this, I have never dared to show his novel to Shen Yu, the real her originally took the route of "double cold (cold sex and coldness)", you must know that she was written as someone else's wife in the novel, and she is still a jealous guy, so it is strange that she is not so angry that she smashes Yan Yan's brain.

So, I am here to make a formal statement and commitment. I want to truly record the real Shen Yu and the stories that are stored in her body for whatever reason, try not to make up or adulterate, not to let my subjective emotions affect the development of the truth, not to be self-centered, and to be self-defeating on the surface, but actually boastful.

I want to show you more angles, so that everyone can see a more three-dimensional, real detective image, even if she has shortcomings and weaknesses, I will not "hide for His Holiness" and erase these one by one.

I'm not singing against my cousin in the opening scene, I'm just not angry at his boasting style and arrogant attitude that I think is authentic.

Also, secretly tell you a secret, there are some messages at the bottom of his novels that expose his shortcomings, which are actually written by me in a vest, in order to make him recognize the reality and "change his ways" as soon as possible.

After all, Shen Yu is the person I love and pursue, even if he doesn't understand this situation, he can't come up and narcissistically write someone as his wife, right?! As long as he dares to write Shen Yu as his wife, I will not be finished with him!

When I was angry, I accidentally wrote too much...... Actually, I am writing this paragraph with two meanings.

First, I like Shen Yu and know her better, the Shen Yu written here should be the most authentic Shen Yu deity.

Second, in this narrative article, I will tell you the truth of all the cases from different perspectives, rather than sticking to one perspective.

So I want to be different from Yan Wei next, first put aside my meeting with Wen Tingxu, and first record the investigation of Shen Yu and Lin Ying on this day, as for the family secrets that Wen Tingxu wants to tell me, I will also tell them slowly.

......

After I went out that day, Shen Yu didn't go to the criminal investigation team, because Lin Ying quickly drove over to pick her up.

Shen Yu received Lin Ying's call and hurriedly went downstairs, and as soon as he got into the car, Lin Ying handed over a bottle of cooking wine.

"Teacher Shen, I only found out yesterday that you like to drink this thing. So I specially checked before I bought it, cooking wine, there are preparations, there are brewing, and the preparations are all blended with rice wine and water, and the bottle that Yan Pile gave you to drink yesterday is prepared, only a few dollars a bottle. I went to the supermarket this time to buy you a bottle of the most expensive brewed cooking wine to drink, 20 yuan for a bottle of wine! ”

Shen Yu glared at Lin Ying viciously, took the bottle of cooking wine and threw it directly into the back seat.

"I'll leave it to you for the fish stew."

"Oops, why did the taste change just a day?" Lin Ying was inexplicable.

"Stop talking nonsense, what are you going to do today?"

"I want to visit Yuntang Town—can you still 'smell' the final whereabouts of Shang Weimin's body today?"

"Smell it! Do you think I'm a dognose? ”

"Didn't you say yesterday that your nose is more smart than a dog's?"

"What a hairy man! Hurry up and drive! ”

"You said well, you want to tell me something today." Lin Ying said while driving.

"How did you find Shang Weimin's body?"

"yes, do you really smell it with your nose?"

"It can't be said that it's not at all, but the smell is also a clue in the investigation. But the main thing is that I was thinking about things in my own head at that time, and I didn't want to be bothered by you. ”

"Look, I guessed that right - you're just pretending to be crazy and stupid, not letting us get close to you, so you can save your energy to think." Lin Ying said with a smile.

"Hehe, it's really a plastic girlfriend. I'll just give you an explanation—didn't you find the wine in Shang Weimin's house? ”