Chapter 190: I'm a Genius
Yi Xiao was so happy that she couldn't find the north, and smiled extremely happily, which was in stark contrast to Ju Yiran's black face.
"Don't thank me, don't thank me. Brother, this is also for your good, in the future, you don't have to come to my house in the middle of the night, what to solve by yourself, where to go by yourself, it is very convenient. ”
The wrench finger was crushed in Ju Yiran's hand, but the black lotus became more and more vivid.
"It's useless to crush it, they've all seen it, and the mark of the Black Lotus wrench finger is also branded, you can't run away. ”
The wrench powder fell from Ju Yiran's fingers, his face became darker and darker, Yi Xiao saw that he was really angry, he smiled and wanted to come over and climb his shoulder, Ju Yiran's eyes made him just take two steps closer and didn't dare to get closer.
"Brother, don't I think about you? You see, the two girls in my family are also older, I care more about them and educate them, and you are the most suitable for me to think about the important responsibility of the master of this house. ”
Ju Yiran glared at him as if he was going to devour him into his belly, Yi Xiao was a little embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was, and lowered his voice and said, "You want the golden armor warrior to go, let's talk about it, okay?"
Ju Yiran suddenly smiled, the laughter made Yi Xiao's back cold, he opened his hand, the powder of the wrench finger was blown away by the wind, and he said, "Take Yi Xiao down for me." ”
"Yes!"
"Ah, don't, it's the same, your uncle, you're not authentic!"
Yi Xiao turned around and ran, but the black lotus spell on his body made it impossible for him to escape from the tracking of the golden armor warriors, and he knew that if he had a hard encounter with the other party, they would trigger the power of his spell, and then life would be worse than death. Therefore, after he scolded this sentence, he didn't even resist and let the golden armor warrior tie up.
"Don't tie it so tightly, after all, they are all acquaintances, I was still your master half an hour ago, let's talk about intercession, okay?"
The gold-armored warrior escorted Yi Xiao to him and said, "Lord of the courtyard, the person has been brought." ”
"You guys did a good job, now throw him into the water for me to soak for three days and three nights, and then throw him to Mobei for three days, and then..."
Before he finished speaking, Yi Xiao shouted and said, "I'll go to your uncle, you are enough! Lao Tzu tells you, if you go too far, I will turn my face!"
"This man is too noisy, and I will stop him first. ”
"Yes. ”
The gold-armored warrior stuffed a large piece of rag into Yi Xiao's mouth, and this rag was known to be made from local materials just by smelling, and it should have been ripped off from the people of Zhigang Village.
As soon as he stuffed Yi Xiao's mouth, his face immediately changed and he kept retching, the gold-armored warrior was afraid that he would spit it out, so he stuffed him tighter, Yi Xiao was really anxious now, his internal organs were going to stink, and he kept giving Ju Yiran a look, and Ju Yiran stood indifferently in front of him unmoved.
Yi Xiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the contents of her stomach rolled and vomited together with this cloth.
"Bold!" the golden-armored warrior shouted, and was about to stuff him back again, but Ju Yiran stopped him: "Forget it, you guys go, go to Chaos, and he will leave it to me." ”
"Yes, Master of the Academy. ”
Ju Yiran untied the rope for Yi Xiao, Yi Xiao turned his head and rushed down, plunged into the spring water in the forest, stayed in the water for a long time before it came out, his stomach bulged high, and he obviously drank a lot of water.
Yi Xiao's limbs were spread flat and floating on the water, looking at Ju Yiran on the shore, he hiccuped and said: "Ju Yiran, I'll go to your uncle, such a whole man, our brothers can't do it." ”
Ju Yiran sneered: "You also know that we are brothers? You know that my identity does not allow me to do such a thing at all, and you still come to yin me?"
"Bah, how can I yin you? Lao Tzu is all for your good, and you still don't appreciate it!"
As soon as he heard this, Ju Yiran became even more angry, and grabbed him out of the water with a volley, Yi Xiao just went ashore and jumped back into the water, Ju Yiran said: "You come up, I won't beat you." ”
"If you don't hit me, I won't come up, Lao Tzu's body is too stinky, don't soak for a while, left, left and right will definitely dislike me to death." ”
Ju Yiran sat down on the shore, pointed his palm at him and said, "How can this thing be eliminated?"
"I won't tell you. ”
Ju Yiran pulled out his sword with a snort, Yi Xiao dodged into the distance, and said, "Don't worry, be anxious, Lao Tzu told you that you really made a fuss with me." ”
"Then let me ask you, how should the position of the head of this courtyard be given to others?"
Yi Xiao changed her posture and reclined in the water, and said, "Ju Gongzi, let me ask you, do you know that the first three words you say after becoming the master of the courtyard will become the rules of the courtyard?"
Ju Yiran was stunned, he was so angry just now that he forgot about it, and tried to remember what he had just said. Yi Xiao had an expression that I knew you had forgotten, and said, "Look at the lotus flower in your palm again." ”
Ju Yiran looked down, only to see that the lotus flower was halfway open and then no longer opened, Yi Xiao said: "Of course your brother knows that you can't be the master of this Laoshizi, your brother is not to embarrass you, and what I gave you is not the big seal of the master, but my half life." ”
"What did you say?"
Yi Xiao rolled her eyes and said, "Is your brain gnawed by chaos? You don't know how your courtyard master inherited it? Even if you don't know, you should know how your brother became the courtyard master, right?"
Ju Yiran remembered that Yi Xiao killed the previous courtyard master himself before becoming the courtyard master, and said: "You put half your life in this black lotus, for the golden armor warriors, I killed you, so they recognize me as the master?"
"Clever. Yi Xiao said: "But it's not all right. ”
"What do you mean?"
"You wait, my brother is not sure if it will be successful. ”
Yi Xiao jumped out of the water, and let out a long roar at the top, and after a while, he only heard the sound of the forest, and after a while, there were gold-armored warriors in all directions, and he knelt down and said, "Lord of the courtyard." ”
Yi Xiao crossed his waist and said, "Shut up Lao Tzu!"
"Yes!"
"Use your shoes!"
"Yes!"
All the gold-armored warriors took off their shoes and stuffed them into their mouths, and Ju Yiran said, "Put your shoes on and put them off." ”
"Yes!"
"No, I just..."
"Don't make a fuss, you guys stand down!"
"Yes!"
The golden-armored warriors retreated like a tide, and it didn't seem strange at all that two courtyard masters appeared at the same time.
Yi Xiao was so happy to somersault on the water, and said: "It's the same with the residence, Lao Tzu is not powerful? Lao Tzu is really a fucking genius! Shentu that old man built an immortal transformation courtyard, but it seems to have been built especially for me, and there is no more fun place than here." ”
Ju Yiran waited for him to laugh enough before he said, "Yi Xiao, you separated your divine soul, have you thought about the consequences?"
"The consequence? The consequence is that my brother and I have become the masters of the Immortal Transformation Academy. Yi Xiao jumped ashore and climbed on his shoulder and said, "With this identity, it is more convenient for you to walk in the courtyard." To tell you the truth, Lao Tzu just can't get used to the way Shentu instructed you, and if you become the master of this courtyard, you will be much freer in the future. ”
"But you..."
"No, if you can get out of here in the future, you can return this half-god soul to me. In the future, this immortal transformation is the world of my two brothers, you go to your Han Qingge, and I will go back to take care of my left, left and right, the best of both worlds. ”
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