"What are these goblins up to?"

Zhou Qingfeng and the others stared at the picture transmitted by the drone, waiting boredly for the incident to break out. They have made many arrangements, which are enough to make this target unable to eat and go around.

But the wedding had only started for a long time, and it hadn't yet entered the official link. Just the music played, the guests entered, and suddenly it collapsed.

The hundreds of goblins gathered scattered like headless flies, and the joy was gone. Several people in front of the surveillance screen stared at the screen in surprise, and Uncle Zhou said faintly: "What are these guys spraying in their mouths?" ”

"Stupid, Victor." The old thief is also inexplicable. Hearing the description of 'squirting in his mouth', he immediately corrected: "This is obviously a squirting ...... on the buttocks."

"Shut up, y'all!" The white-haired old lady screamed and forcibly suppressed the description of the two.

The old lady's face was incredulous, her eyes widened, and she cried out a few times, "God, this scene is so disgusting, I can't stand it." My eyes are polluted and I can't look at this kind of picture. ”

The old man in the house was calm, he stared at the screen and studied it for himself, "Judging from the direction and angle of the spray, these goblins seem to be in public, and they are still very thin." ”

"James, you bastard." The white-haired old lady had already turned her head away from the screen, and she would have to cover her ears, "Why did you say that word?" It's disgusting. ”

The old cripple was also very calm, and at most he asked puzzledly: "What's going on?" Is the wedding scene suddenly turning into a squirting competition? That's more than 100 people doing this kind of thing at the same time, huh? It's the first time I've seen you. ”

The old thief shook his head, "It's the first time I've seen you." ”

Uncle Zhou shook his head, "It's the first time I've seen you." ”

The white-haired old lady did not shake her head, she was drawing a cross on her chest and shouting 'Virgin Mary'.

The old cripple deliberately turned his head to look at the old man in the house, "Although goblins always like to do strange things, ...... Have you ever seen this strange custom before? ”

"Mass at the wedding?" The old man shook his head, "No, I haven't seen it." I'm more inclined to have an accident on the spot. For example, someone secretly gave them a lot of laxatives. ”

The drone hovering in the air for 300 meters clearly captured all the details. The wedding scene was completely chaotic in just one minute, and many people ran around and left stains on the side; Some people couldn't move a single step, squatting down at the scene, squirting out a lot of excrement;

More people rushed into the buildings, in the woods, on the side of the road, busily taking off their pants, revealing a row of butts. It's a breathtaking image.

Although they knew that they were hundreds of meters away, there seemed to be a strong stench lingering in the box truck, and everyone subconsciously held their breath, and their expressions were very exciting.

This is really a new refresh of everyone's new perception of 'the world is really wonderful', and there is another entry on 'The strange things I have experienced in my life'.

When the old man in internal affairs mentioned the word 'laxative', everyone turned their heads to look at Zhou Qingfeng.

Uncle Zhou was also shocked, and then exclaimed, "Why are you looking at me like this?" I didn't do it. I didn't put laxatives on those goblins. ”

Everyone was very skeptical, feeling that only Zhou Qingfeng could do this kind of thing that lacked virtue and arrived at home. Just listening to him deny it, it's hard for everyone to say it clearly.

It's just that......

This surveillance screen is so disgusting that everyone doesn't want to watch it.

Bad mood!

The old man of the house affairs wanted to announce the cancellation of today's mission, but a dense siren sounded on the street. One police car after another whizzed down the road, killing the onion temple where the wedding was being held, clearly angered by the situation.

"I suddenly felt that these Gallic policemen were pitiful." Zhou Qingfeng is recalling the drone, and by the way, he got out of the car to breathe, "They are about to encounter a strange scene in their lives." ”

The others also looked deeply sympathetic, only Coco asked incomprehensibly, "You poor policeman, why?" ”

"I'd love to know what they're going to do with those goblins when they bring them back?"

Yesterday, Zhou Qingfeng went to plant a false accusation for Arem's goblins, wanting to drop a few zha bombs in their residence. As a result, when he sneaks in, he discovers that the goblins in this community are planning a parcel bomb attack themselves.

By watching horror tutorial videos on the Internet, these guys secretly really organized a secret society, bought materials, made plans, and made parcel zha bombs.

It's just that with the urine nature of goblins, their plans are very low, and most of them are in the mouth cannon stage. The parcel zha bomb is very crudely made, and it is even more distant to send it out. Maybe one day it will be forgotten.

After Uncle Zhou found out about this, 'kindly' helped them, took out the most complete parcel zha bullet, and sent it to the local police station in Arim.

That crude zha bullet was basically no threat, but it scared the local police station half to death. It took only half an hour for bomb disposal experts to solve the ZHA bomb, and then found a large number of clues from the parcel.

This includes fingerprints, packaging materials, courier receiving information, and even the shipping address.

There was a state of emergency, and the Gallic security services were acting efficiently. After receiving the police information, there were immediately special police officers who killed Arem's goblin community, for fear that the suspect would escape.

But when the first dozen police officers arrived at the scene, they got out of the car and found themselves encountering an unprecedented scene.

It stinks!

How can a bad word describe it?

When a large number of goblin men and women fled in terror, a policeman quickly got out of the car and shouted at gunpoint, 'Don't move, get down'. But he immediately shouted in horror on the radio again: "Ah, hell, what did I step on? ”

The police kept leaving the police car, and before they could figure out what was going on, they covered their noses and shouted, "Why does this place stink so much?" God, I can't breathe. ”

"My airways are suffering from severe irritation."

"We need support. Send us a professional. ”

"It's terrible here."

"I can't describe what I'm seeing, and I ask to be evacuated."

"It's horrible, the air here is polluted and I feel dizzy."

After the murder of the president, the whole of Gaul was outraged. After receiving a report that a terrorist had sent mail bullets, the policemen who arrived first were brave and brave, and they were not afraid to fight to the death with the enemy and sacrifice their lives for the country.

As a result, get off the car at the place......

The recalcitrant terrorists didn't see it, but the dung all over the ground was clear.

And a lot of stinking goblins.

"Don't come near me, don't come near me. Do not come near me. ”

Half of the hundreds of goblins were scattering and fleeing, and they had seen the Gallic police with hatred and contempt, but now they had pounced on them as if they were relatives, crying and hoping for help - I want to go to the toilet and give me some butt wipes.

But when these fart-free, squirting goblins came running with their arms outstretched, the police were as terrified as if they had seen a group of zombies. They first raised their pistols and shouted, then waved their hands in refusal, and finally simply fled.

"Headquarters, we need help, this situation is really unmanageable."

The radio was filled with the shouts of the officers in front, and the senior officers in command behind were confused. They asked loudly, but all they got was 'smell', 'pollution', 'can't breathe', 'demand to evacuate'.

Hearing this description, a terrifying word immediately came to everyone's minds - biochemical attack.

"Immediately seal off the Arem neighborhood and prohibit people and vehicles from entering or leaving."

"Immediately request support from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and we ask for help from the anti-chemical warfare forces."

"At the same time, the media will be blocked, and press restrictions will be enforced until the information is confirmed."

The response of the Arem District Police Department cannot be said to be wrong, but the order was given, and the policemen who were rushing to their destination halfway down the road were scared half to death. Everyone is not stupid, and the order issued above clearly says 'something big has happened'.

In those years, information was easy to disseminate, and after the murder of the president, a large number of media outlets focused on the actions of the police and the Ministry of Internal Affairs. There are also special reporters who listen to the police channel 24 hours a day, just to get the most shocking news clues at the first time.

When the news from the local police station that 'help from the anti-chemical defense forces' was needed, the Gallic media immediately intercepted the information. All the reporters were writing press releases in an instant, and one explosive headline after another was released.

"Peara is suspected to have been attacked by a biochemical attack."

"The police have cordoned off the Arem area."

"According to police officers at the scene, hundreds of people have been killed in the attack."

"The air in the neighborhood has been polluted."

"The officers at the front shouted that they needed support, and the pollution spread so dramatically that they couldn't breathe."

"The evacuation of residents is being organized in the Arem area, thousands of people are fleeing frantically. Roads are clogged. ”

The media reacted faster than the police, and before the officials were informed, all kinds of news spread wildly on mobile phones, television, and radio.

The paradoxical news added to the panic, and the residents of the Arem region fled at the sight of the terrible words on the news. As a result, the situation is even more chaotic.

But there are still reporters who are not afraid of death who are going against the current in order to grab news. While the residents fled, they drove in the direction of Arem.

The blockade set up by the police finally stopped their interview car, so all kinds of drones continued to fly into the sky, and the development of technology made the police helpless.

Once again, the Gallic TV reporter was at the forefront, and when the studio anchor asked anxiously about the latest situation, the reporter in front sent back the drone footage via satellite.

"We were stopped hundreds of meters away from the scene of the incident, and the police forbade anyone to enter."

"Several fire engines have arrived, but firefighters have refused to enter the scene due to the possibility of a biochemical attack."

"It is said that the anti-chemical warfare units are arriving by helicopter, but it will take time."

"According to the footage taken by the drone, the scene is really a mess."

"Oh my gosh. I don't know how to describe what I saw, dozens of bare-bottomed people crouching on the side of the road where the incident occurred. ”

"I don't know what these people are doing? I saw that some police officers were trying to take them away, but they refused to leave. ”

"Actually, I really smell rotten eggs wafting through the air. It's kind of disgusting, I don't know if I've been poisoned, I'm a little dizzy, I have to lie down for a while. ”

The ambulances that arrived did not rush to treat the injured at the scene of the incident, but instead carried out emergency rescue for police officers and journalists. Countless Gauls held their hearts in their hands and prayed silently.

This year is not good, and there have been too many disasters and difficulties recently.