Jia Yangren was stunned and scratched his hair: "Tea? ”

"Tsk, tea, tea, is there a word you don't understand?" Zi Shumo rolled his eyes and looked at Jia Yangren.

"Uh, no, no, then what tea are you going to drink? You didn't tell me about it before. Jia Yangren scratched his hair and looked dazed.

"I didn't say it before, so I can't say it now? I didn't think you were stupid before, but now I think the ice cubes in your head have melted, can't you? Zi Shumo said leisurely with a playful look.

"Where do I get the ice cubes in my head? Is the ice melting? Jia Yangren looked even more confused, and scratched his hair again.

Zishu Mo smacked his lips and asked "step by step": "What will become when the ice cube melts?" ”

Jia Yangren replied with a serious face: "Water? ”

"So your brain is full of water right now! Go and make a pot of tea for the teacher! I want green tea! Zi Shumo yelled at Jia Yangren, so frightened that Jia Yangren hurriedly ran to the kitchen. Zi Shumo glanced at the plate in his hand again, and smacked his mouth: "Tsk, eat this early in the morning, it's salty!" Salty to death! But it's delicious! As he spoke, he grabbed another piece and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zi Shumo's scream woke Tu Xiuwen up, she turned over and sat up, thinking about last night's incident, her face was feverish. I was so panicked and confused that I didn't even have the strength to get out of bed and wash. After pondering, he simply got back into the quilt and continued to sleep with his head covered.

After a while, Jia Yangren ran out tremblingly with a teacup, with a flattering smile: "Master, look, tea, do you see it?" ”

Zi Shumo raised his eyebrows and glanced at the glass teacup, through the glass, he could see that the green tea leaves were standing up in the water like silver needles, the corners of his mouth twitched, nodded and said, "Not bad." Now, you start doing push-ups and won't stop until I'm done with this cup of tea. ”

"Huh!? Master, is this the beginning? I haven't had breakfast yet. Jia Yangren said with a bitter face.

Zi Shumo withdrew his legs, leaned his body forward, stared at Jia Yangren and said: "There is nothing in this world that is not earned for nothing, since you call me Master, I will teach you skills, when I teach you skills, when you still need me to teach you skills, you are not qualified to talk to me." Do it, and then you have to bargain, and you can't stop until I'm done with lunch! If you don't listen, you'll fuck me off! ”

Jia Yangren was stunned, thought about it, and finally gritted his teeth and lay on the floor next to the coffee table and began to do push-ups.

Zi Shumo nodded slightly meaningfully and took a sip of tea slowly.

When Shanhe came out early, he was both funny and angry, and the most angry thing was that no one ate the breakfast he had worked so hard to make!

Eating is the most pleasant thing in the world, you can't get angry, you can't get angry. Shanhe muttered in his heart, and walked to the small table by the window, which was bathed in the early morning sun. Closing his eyes, smelling the aroma of coffee in the air and the slightly burnt bacon and the milky aroma of bread blending wonderfully, feeling the sun and breeze blowing on his face, it was really a leisurely morning, even the humming sound of Jia Yangren doing push-ups could not affect his mood.

However, in an instant, it was as if a huge dark cloud appeared in the sky, obscuring all the sunlight!

"Well, this coffee is a little sour! Why don't you add any sugar! Zi Shumo's voice came into Shanhe's ears, he suddenly opened his eyes, and saw Zi Shumo holding his coffee cup looking at the sunlight outside the window, drinking his coffee comfortably.

Shanhe's eyes are about to pop out: How are you!? Grab the breakfast and grab the coffee again! Don't you have green tea yourself!? However, he held back his breath and pursed the corners of his mouth to squeeze out a reluctant smile.

Zi Shumo lowered his eyes and glanced at Shanhe: "Hey, what?" Not happy that I drink your coffee? Heck, you know, it's not good to touch other people's things casually? ”

Shanhe narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I don't understand what you're talking about?" ”

"Don't understand? Oh, okay, then I'll be clear, stay away from that little girl! Zi Shumo said, put the half-drunk coffee cup heavily in front of Shanhe, and slowly swayed to the sofa.

Shanhe blinked, and then he realized that Zi Shumo was talking about last night's incident just now, and couldn't help but laugh secretly: What a dishonest guy.

Although Jia Yangren plays basketball and his physical fitness is not bad, according to Zi Shumo's slow speed of drinking tea, he estimates that he will not be able to hold on to his finished drinking, and even if he can hold on, it is estimated that his hand will be broken. He peeked at Zi Shumo and wanted to plead with him, but when he saw Zi Shumo staring at him with a warning look in his eyes, he had to swallow it back in his stomach if he wanted to ask for mercy.

As time passed, the sunlight broke into the house little by little, Zi Shumo glanced at Jia Yangren who was exhausted on the sofa, and confirmed that he didn't have the strength to do it anymore, so he took a big sip of the teacup and said, "Hey, don't do it, go and add water to me!" What a lack of eyesight! ”

This sentence may be the best sentence that Jia Yangren has heard in his life, it is like heaven! As soon as his hands were relaxed, the whole person lay on the ground, and after gasping for breath a few times, he turned over again, and the stomach of a dead fish was on the ground, and he said weakly: "Master, Master, I, take a breath." ”

"It's useless!" Zishu Mo muttered, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, he jumped up from the sofa and walked towards Tu Xiuwen's room.

Tu Xiuwen was drowsy in the quilt, when suddenly a sharp knock on the door startled her to sit up suddenly.

"Lazy - Pig ——!" Zi Shumo's voice was not loud, but it was just enough for Tu Xiuwen to hear, and the long tone was unbearable.

Tu Xiuwen opened her mouth and wanted to scold him back, but she didn't know what to say, so she got into the bed again.

"Lazy - cat ——!"

……

"Lazy - Dog ——!"

Zi Shumo didn't leave, just stood at the door and changed the names of various animals endlessly. Tu Xiuwen couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and opened the door and shouted, "Are you finished!?" ”

Zi Shumo nodded and glanced at Tu Xiuwen in pajamas, his eyes swept over her poor little breasts, and grinned and teased: "I really don't know the inspection, how can I just open the door to a boy in pajamas?" Oh, or do you know it's me, that's why you're deliberately dressed like this to open the door for me? Well, but it's okay, your figure doesn't look good, it's better to say that you only suffer when you see it. ”

Tu Xiuwen listened to Zi Shumo's words, her face was red and white for a while, and she was so angry that she couldn't speak, she really couldn't beat and scold, so she could only slam the door slam slam shut.

Bisheng Zi Shumo pressed on the door again, but the door failed to close.

"Let's go! You scoundrel! Lunatic! Tu Xiuwen shouted frantically.

(End of chapter)