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Qinling Town, Police Station.

"Uncle Cao, it's obvious that he was framed!"

Inside the prison, Chen Ergou looked angry and yelled outside.

"Don't shout, we're prisoners now, let's die." The crow spirit leaned against the wall, gloating.

Chen Ergou turned his head and snorted coldly: "You are the same as me, wait for death!" ”

"I'm not like you, you're human, I'm a goblin, you're going to die, I'm not going to die." The Raven Spirit laughed.

Chen Ergou was stunned and said, "It's a goblin, it's amazing!" If you have the ability, you can escape, and I'll take a look. ”

"It's easy!" The crow spirit smiled and changed from a beautiful man to an ugly black crow.

The crow flapped its wings and flew out of the prison.

"Damn, you're amazing!" Chen Ergou was stunned, the goblin was awesome, a transformation, and went out directly.

The crow fell to the ground and said proudly, "Envy me!" ”

"Of course I'm envious, Brother Crow, try to find a way to get me out." Chen Ergou smirked and pretended to be a grandson.

"Later, Daoist Lu will naturally find a way to rescue you, so I won't worry about it. Go first. The raven flapped its wings and flew.

"Wait!" Lu Hao stood up and admonished, "After leaving, closely observe the girl named Xiaohuan." Her every move, she has to come back and tell me. ”

The crow spirit was surprised: "Do you suspect that Xiaohuan deliberately set a trap for us to drill into?" ”

Lu Hao nodded and said, "I'm not sure that Xiaohuan is a murderous monster yet, but her behavior has betrayed herself." ”

"What do you mean by that?" Chen Ergou was surprised.

Lu Hao said solemnly: "We have no grievances with Xiaohuan, why did she frame us, it shows that our appearance makes her feel afraid." ”

"This little ring is not normal, there must be a problem. Crow, you're going to keep an eye on her, and tell me whatever she does. ”

The Raven Spirit said, "What if she goes to the latrine?" ”

"You can do it yourself." Lu Hao's face was serious.

"Okay, no problem." The crow flew away.

"Strange, how did a crow fly in?"

"This damn crow, dare to come here to spread wilderness and kill you."

There are two policemen in the prison, one fat and one thin, who are responsible for guarding the prisoners. A crow suddenly appears, startling the police.

A policeman picked up a baton and whipped it.

The crow spirit pulled a piece of, laughed wickedly, and flew away.

"Ahh I have on my face! "The policeman who was wielding a baton and beating a crow just now poured blood mold, and his face was dirty and stinking.

In the prison, Chen Ergou gloated, and the police on the dog day deserved to be unlucky. Wait for Lao Tzu to go out and pop your chrysanthemum platform.

Lu Hao sat cross-legged on the ground and said nothing, as if what happened outside had nothing to do with him.

Chen Ergou sighed, sat on the ground, and complained: "Daoist Lu, it's all your fault, you have to find a man-eating monster, but as a result, you are in prison, and it is difficult to protect yourself." ”

Lu Hao closed his eyes and didn't say a word.

"Daoist Lu, can you say a word? We're all dying, so find a way to escape. Chen Ergou frowned.

"If it comes, it will be safe!" Lu Hao closed his eyes and said a word.

"Bullshit! I'm dying. Chen Ergou felt that he was unlucky, and he went to prison and became a murder suspect.

Lu Hao said lightly: "You still have one year to live, and you won't die here." ”

"That's right! If you don't say it, I'll forget. Chen Ergou no longer had a sad face, but a smile on his face. A year later, I would be shot and killed by the enemy to save my friend.

I can't die right now anyway, so I'll just get some sleep.

Chen Ergou smiled, lying on the ground, cross-legged Erlang, thinking about the beauty. When I die and am reincarnated, I will be the son of the richest man, and when the time comes, I will roll the sheets with beautiful women every day.

Lu Hao put aside distracting thoughts and concentrated on cultivating Maoshan Taoism. Maoshan Taoism emphasizes the unity of nature and man, and the Taoism is natural.

Tao gives birth to one, life two, two gives birth to three, three gives birth to all things, all things are negative yin and embrace yang, and they are impulsive and think they are harmonious.

What is the Tao, all things in heaven and earth can be the Tao.

Lu Hao has a unique talent in Dao arts, and over time, he will definitely be able to cultivate into the Great Dao of Heaven.

Time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was dawn. The sunlight shone into the cell, and Chen Ergou inside fell asleep.

Lu Hao closed his eyes and meditated, motionless, as if his soul was out of his body.

"It's time to eat." A policeman came over with a meal and banged on the cell door with a baton in his hand.

Chen Ergou woke up suddenly and shouted, "What are you shouting, Lao Tzu was woken up by you." ”

"If you don't eat, if you don't eat, Lao Tzu will leave." The policeman snorted coldly.

"Brother policeman, I was wrong." Chen Ergou was hungry, saw the food, and pretended to be a grandson.

The cop snorted and left the meal near the cell door.

Chen Ergou walked over, dragged the food in, looked closely, and was shocked, there was fish and meat, as well as rice, and more importantly, a pot of wine.

"Damn, is this a prison meal?" Chen Ergou looked surprised, this meal was too rich.

The policeman sneered: "Eat it well, and send you on your way tomorrow." ”

"What do you mean?" Chen Ergou was shocked.

The policeman said coldly: "It means that your murder is conclusive, and I will shoot you tomorrow." ”

"Isn't it! It's going to kill us so soon. Chen Ergou was shocked, the person who died last night is conclusive today, and it is obvious that he has no regard for human life.

"Brother policeman, are you mistaken, we didn't kill anyone." Chen Ergou shouted.

"All the murderers said that they didn't kill anyone, and in the end, they still surrendered to the law." The policeman snorted and noticed that there was one person missing from the cell.

"Where's the little white face?" The police were shocked.

Chen Ergou said with a smile: "The little white face has escaped from prison." ”

"When can you run?" The policeman asked angrily.

"Last night!" Chen Ergou sneered.

"Impossible! I was on the night shift last night and didn't find anyone escaping from prison. The police were stunned.

"You yourself are blind and do not see." Chen Ergou laughed evilly, and a crow flew out, and both policemen saw it. No one would have thought that the crow was a little white face.

"It's over, it's over, prisoners are escaping." The police panicked and blew their whistles.

"What's going on!" The prison cell boss asked.

"Oh no, there's a murderer who escaped from prison last night."

"What, hurry up and find it!" A group of police officers messed up and began to search for the fugitives.

Inside the prison, Chen Ergou laughed and said, "These policemen are really stupid!" ”

Lu Hao opened his eyes and said, "Xiaohuan colluded with the police to put us to death, and tomorrow is the deadline." ”

"Daoist Lu, you quickly think of a way, I still have a year to live." Chen Ergou didn't want to die early.

"I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, not an immortal, and it is difficult for the mud bodhisattva to cross the river by himself!" Lu Hao sighed, took his own food and ate it.

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to die early." Chen Ergou had a sad face, thinking about his life, he was really alive.

Since he was a child, he followed the market hooligans to eat, and fought every day, either being abducted or being a thief. I finally grew up, and I went to be a tomb robber again, dealing with dead people every day.

I have worked hard for several years and made a lot of money, but unfortunately, I have been eaten, drunk, prostituted and gambled.

People in their twenties are just delusional to start a family. Finding a wife, giving birth to a boy and half a girl, and continuing the incense is also delusional.

Whose girl is willing to marry a tomb robber!

Tomb robbery is a kind of business, hurting the principles of heaven and damaging yin morality, and if you don't do it well, you will cut off your children and grandchildren.

Give me another chance to be reborn, Lao Tzu still went to rob the tomb, why? Because the money comes quickly.

A gangster like Chen Ergou is talentless and incompetent, and he would have starved to death if he didn't rob the tomb. In these years, there was a shortage of soldiers, and people died every day.

If you don't have money, you won't have anyone to collect your body when you die. It's hard to be a good person, and it's even harder to be a good person with money!