Chapter 1, the embarrassment of the bathroom

When he came out of the bar, it was already late at night, and because Luo Qingan had to go to work the next day, he took a ride and went home directly, so he didn't go to Lantian's house to sit down.

Lantian and Zhuang Xiaomeng returned home by car, Lantian poured a glass of water from the kitchen, and then sat on the sofa with an unsmiling appearance, he turned on the TV, his eyes looked directly at the TV, but his thoughts didn't know where to go. He never imagined that things would move so quickly.

Zhuang Xiaomeng changed his slippers and stood next to the shoe cabinet, only to see Lantian watching the boring advertisements on TV very seriously, he kept muttering in his heart, isn't Lantian sleepy? He doesn't sleep, does he?

Lantian's face is a little old-fashioned, and when he gets serious, he really looks like a big brother in society, and the ruffian temperament that emanates from him is particularly strong. He looked at Lantian and felt a little stunned, and a trace of regret suddenly flashed in his mind, he really should have insisted on the idea of going to live in a hotel, and he should not have agreed to Luo Qing'an to live in Lantian's house, because he felt that Lantian was not a good person to get along with.

At this time, the anger at home was a little embarrassing and weird, Zhuang Xiaomeng coughed lightly, wanting to break this deadlock, but unfortunately it was not as he wished.

"That ......" Zhuang Xiaomeng wanted to say something, but when the words came to his lips, he forgot what he was going to say.

Zhuang Xiaomeng took out five hundred yuan from his wallet, and then put it on the coffee table, he said shyly and embarrassedly, "Mr. Lan, this is this month's rent, you collect it first." ”

Lantian didn't speak, he looked at the money on the coffee table, then at Zhuang Xiaomeng, and then moved his gaze to the TV. Zhuang Xiao was even more embarrassed when he dreamed of Lantian ignoring him, he thought that Lantian was too little, so he said, "If you are too little, I will make up for you when I pay my salary next month." ”

Lantian sighed, and he didn't take care of Zhuang Xiaomeng again. Zhuang Xiaomeng was most afraid of embarrassment, and he didn't know how to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, Zhuang Xiaomeng felt bored and went straight into the bedroom and never came out.

At night, the wind is blowing, the evening breeze is light, gently blowing the curtains, the bright moon on the starry sky is very dazzling, and the seemingly small stars are also inlaid beside it, in such a beautiful night, you can temporarily not think about those sad and troublesome things, you can sleep with peace of mind, but Zhuang Xiaomeng can't sleep.

Zhuang Xiaomeng has a problem, every time he enters an unfamiliar environment and changes his bed, he will lose sleep. Zhuang Xiaomeng opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling intently, and didn't move, he regretted thinking that he had to live such an embarrassing life all these days, and at this time he had fallen into the abyss of regret and couldn't extricate himself.

The morning curtain gradually opened, the gray morning fog was flowing, receding, people faintly appeared in the morning fog, people in the city began to go out, began to go to work, and started a new life for the day. Zhuang Xiaomeng's alarm clock had not yet sounded, but his stomach began to growl. It's not that he's hungry, it's that he's having a stomach, in fact, he had been to the bathroom a few times an hour ago, he thought he wouldn't go again, but his stomach didn't listen to him, he really regretted listening to Luo Qing'an's words last night and eating those cups of ice cream.

Zhuang Xiaomeng jumped off the bed, put on his slippers and hurriedly ran to the bathroom. Zhuang Xiaomeng didn't have the habit of wearing pajamas when he slept at night, not that he didn't wear them, but Wu Tong didn't let him buy them, saying that his kind of thinking was poor and exquisite, and he didn't care about it over time, so he only wore a pair of underwear when he rested every night, whether it was spring, summer, autumn or winter. Because he prefers red, he has more red underwear, and people who don't know still think he is sloppy and doesn't change his underwear.

Because he was in a hurry to solve domestic demand, Zhuang Xiaomeng didn't bother to put on his shirt and pants, and ran to the bathroom frizzily like he used to do at his own home. The moment he opened the bathroom door, he was embarrassed that there was a person sitting on the toilet in the bathroom. His mind was a little fuzzy and confused because of the sleepless night, and he wondered why there were people in the bathroom at home. When he took a closer look and saw the face of the man on the toilet, he suddenly realized that this was not his former home. He looked at Lantian and smiled embarrassedly.

"Have you seen enough?" Lan Tian held the paper, and his face gradually showed displeasure.

"Enough, enough." Zhuang Xiaomeng held the doorknob tightly with one hand and the door frame with the other, and replied stupidly.

said that it was too late, and when Zhuang Xiaomeng's words just ended, a roll of tissues flew towards his body in a parabolic and elegant manner, Zhuang Xiaomeng was alert, and when he saw that the roll of tissues was about to hit him, he turned around lightly and successfully avoided the past. I saw that the roll of tissues hit the wall of the corridor and slowly fell to the end of the corridor, and then rolled slowly to the living room, just like the red carpet that the stars walked. Zhuang Xiaomeng looked at the tissues and then looked at Lantian sitting on the toilet, with a smug smile on his face, as if to say that you didn't hit me.

"Haven't you seen enough and still won't close?" Lan Tian held his forehead and felt helpless, if he could get up, he would definitely give Zhuang Xiaomeng a punch.

Zhuang Xiaomeng realized why Lantian hit him with a tissue, so he consciously closed the door, and then kept saying sorry, he didn't mean to say it.

Zhuang Xiaomeng held back for a long time, he really couldn't hold it back, he covered his stomach that had been rumbling, and asked Lantian anxiously, "Mr. Lan, are you okay, I have a stomachache, can you hurry up." ”

"What a rush." Lan Tian restrained his emotions and lowered his voice.

"I really can't hold it anymore." Zhuang Xiaomeng said almost pleadingly.

It didn't take long for a complaining voice to come from the bathroom, "Pick up the paper towels for me, there are no spare paper towels in the toilet." ”

Zhuang Xiaomeng looked at the roll of tissues that rolled from the aisle to the living room, feeling helpless, he covered his rumbling stomach, bent down with difficulty to pick up the tissues, and then pushed open the door and carefully threw it to Lantian, "This time I didn't mean to see it." ”

"Close the door."

After half a minute, Lan Tian came out of the bathroom, he looked at Zhuang Xiaomeng who was leaning on the door and wanted to get angry, but when he looked at Zhuang Xiaomeng's innocent expression, he felt that he couldn't keep his mouth shut, so he couldn't help it.

"There is only one bathroom at home, please remember to knock on the door next time you go to the toilet."

Zhuang Xiaomeng kept nodding, he couldn't help it, if he stood for a few seconds, maybe he would pull his pants. But just when Zhuang Xiaomeng was about to enter the bathroom, Lantian grabbed Zhuang Xiaomeng's arm and dragged him back at once, Zhuang Xiaomeng didn't stand firmly, leaned over, and fell into Lantian's arms.

"What are you going to do?" Zhuang Xiaomeng pushed Lantian away, a little annoyed.

"You haven't answered me yet." Lantian said leisurely.

"Didn't I nod?" Zhuang Xiao dreamed that Lantian was still holding his arm and did not mean to let go, feeling inexplicably anxious, after all, his stomach didn't listen to him at this time, so he said, "I know, next time I go to the toilet, I will knock on the door, are you satisfied." ”

Lantian let go of his hand and went back to the bedroom, without giving Zhuang Xiaomeng any response. Zhuang Xiaomeng felt a little helpless, thinking in his heart how Lantian was such a rigid person, it was really boring.

Zhuang Xiaomeng began to brush his teeth and wash his face after solving his domestic needs, and when he cleaned himself up, he was ready to go out to work. At this time, Lantian happened to change his shoes next to the shoe cabinet, and when Lantian saw him coming, he said seriously, "In the future, remember to dress well at home, don't be too casual, so as not to affect it badly." ”

Zhuang Xiaomeng nodded like an obedient child, and kept smiling with his face. He remembered that behind the scene that happened just now, he was afraid that Lantian would embarrass him again, so he said, "I know. There will never be a next time. ”

Zhuang Xiaomeng and Lantian went out together, Zhuang Xiaomeng followed behind Lantian, he smelled a sweet fragrance wafting from Lantian's body to his nose, the smell was looming, it felt very unreal, but it was real. Zhuang Xiaomeng wanted to ask Lantian what perfume he sprayed, but he was afraid that Lantian would ignore him and make him bored, so he had to keep laughing in his heart and keep scolding, a big man and three rough old men actually sprayed perfume, it was really ridiculous, it was just a waste of perfume.

However, the smell of this perfume is soft and the smell of Lantian is also excellent, which makes Zhuang Xiaomeng a little intoxicated.