Chapter 0078: Uncle Zhou's specialty is sarcasm
In order to allow his son to quickly adapt to society, Zhou Qingfeng's parents prepared a lot of knowledge for him before he died. It could be said that he had a small library in his head.
The knowledge is all in his head, but Zhou Qingfeng is used to being a scumbag, and he usually doesn't turn this knowledge out from time to time to re-learn, master and use it. Only when he feels that he is in need will he search in his head.
In this retrieval, Zhou Qingfeng can make people angry to death as soon as he opens his mouth.
A few Goryeo sticks were too imposing, and he could find out the black material that made the other party angry with a turn of his mind. Goryeo was colonized by the footbasin for several years, and was once willing to be a second devil, speaking Japanese, and proud of it.
Now that Nanbang feels that he has money, he can be awesome, and he desperately puts gold on his face. Whoever mentions speaking Japanese back then will definitely make them angry and embarrassed.
Zhou Qingfeng took the fighting armor and left with Eve. The head of the stick couldn't swallow this breath, and as soon as he turned around, he went to the organizer of the party, and whispered in private that he wanted to make it bad.
Nightlife entertainment abroad is really limited, either clubbing or nightclubs, and it is not easy to find a place to play. Hundreds of young people gathered together, and the picture was happy and exciting.
Free fighting, which is a challenging and competitive way to play, is still quite popular. At least two or three hundred men and women are willing to participate, and a thousand euros in cash is very tempting for young people who feel that they have the strength.
It's just that there is only one live ring, and that's for the finalists. The more than 200 competitors had to first make their initial preliminaries under the ring. This kind of preliminaries is the stage where everyone has fun and arouses emotions.
Eve returned to Zhou Qingfeng's side, chattering and asking. She had long heard that there was a fighting match at the party, and she was ready to go down to find someone to fight, so as to be happy.
Anyway, ordinary rookies don't use their muscles and can't exert some strength. In addition, there are protective gear to provide defense, and if it really fights, it will be like a 'quagmire duel', which belongs to rookies pecking each other.
Before the official start, in order to give the girl a sense of accomplishment and have a happy game. Zhou Qingfeng also deliberately 'temporarily hugged Buddha's feet' and taught Eve a trick, "Pay attention to using your waist and legs, don't just use your arms."
The strength of your arms is weak and not very powerful. Come, watch the pace, clench your fist, step forward with your right leg, use your back to bring your arm, swing your fist, and attack my chin. ”
Eve is really obedient. Zhou Qingfeng said a few words casually, and she happily followed the example, waving her fists in a decent manner. When she felt that the gloves were windy and really full of power, she cheered happily and went to the game in high spirits.
The rookies pecked each other officially, and the scene was really funny. All kinds of Wang Ba Boxing, Wild Ball Boxing, and Any Boxing appeared. Eve's opponent was a girl about the same size as her, and the two sides didn't need a referee at all, so they screamed and fought.
The girl on the opposite side also didn't know how to fight, and only learned to raise her arms as a protection in the appearance of a boxing match. Eve's 'beginner' stepped forward with a bold lunge, hooked her right hand, and punched the opponent's chin as Zhou Qingfeng preached.
Although the girl on the other side was wearing protective gear, her brain was still buzzing when she was hit in the chin, and the sky suddenly spun, and her body lost her balance and staggered down. A staff member next to her hurriedly helped her to the side to confirm that she was fine.
One-hit victory!
"Yay......, yes......" Eve immediately cheered when she won, she herself didn't expect the victory to come so easily. She spit out the braces that protected her tongue, and as soon as she turned around, she pounced on Zhou Qingfeng and shouted: "Victor, I won, I won!" ”
Eve, who had never been in a fight, was bursting with self-confidence. She hung on Zhou Qingfeng's neck like a koala, screaming desperately. After making out for a while, she turned around and ran to the next opponent to fight.
Zhou Qingfeng was also infected by the girl's vitality and couldn't stop laughing. The organizer of the fight suddenly shouted 'Forty-four', and his match was about to begin.
The preliminaries were like child's play, but there was constant laughter. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, everyone is happy anyway. Zhou Qingfeng thought that this kind of competition was separate for men and women, but when he saw his opponent, he found that it was a round-faced girl with glasses.
"Uh......, are you mistaken? Let me fight with a girl? Zhou Qingfeng asked the organizers who arranged it.
The girl was not very old, with a little childishness on her face, and she was not as old as Eve, but she shouted to Zhou Qingfeng unhappily: "Hey, stupid big man, do you look down on me?" Come and punch me, I'll beat you until you cry. ”
The little girl's hands in fist gloves touched each other, and the momentum was menacing. The organizer shrugged his shoulders and said in a low voice: "This girl is good, if you let her win, she will definitely be happy, maybe she will date you." ”
This little wild cat-like girl with teeth and claws, who wants to date her?
I've got a nineteen Eve over there that I haven't figured out.
If you lose, how can you win a prize of 1,000 euros? That's my labor fee for tonight!
You don't want me to win, so you found me such an opponent, right?
The organizers ignored Zhou Qingfeng's resentful eyes and walked away directly. 'Little Wildcat' kept jumping in place, really trying to circle around him like a boxer, "Hey, are you going to fight?" If you don't fight, you will admit defeat quickly, and I will compete in the next game. ”
Outside the competition circle, several Goryeo sticks were smiling at him, looking like they were watching a good show. Zhou Qingfeng had no choice but to sigh to the 'little wild cat': "Please, I can't fight you." Please don't make a fuss, okay? ”
The 'little wild cat' narrowed his eyes slightly, and whispered unappreciatively: "Stupid, do you think you are very powerful? Or do you want to throw in the towel? But it's too late to beg me now. ”
The round-faced 'little wild cat' flew close and attacked Zhou Qingfeng's jaw with a punch. It can be seen that she has indeed received some combat training, and both speed and strength are stronger than ordinary people. Ordinary men really don't necessarily beat her.
It's just that it's good to die, this little sister met Zhou Qingfeng.
The right straight punch came, and Uncle Zhou didn't move, only tilted his head, and the boxing sleeve brushed his face. He still had time to shout, "Hey, I really don't want to fight you." I'm asking for a substitution. ”
This was a must-win hit, and 'Little Wildcat' was surprised. But this stimulated her anger even more, and she continued to swing her fist and hook up with a left hook, still to hit Zhou Qingfeng's chin. But Zhou Qingfeng's body turned faster than her, and he dodged away again.
With two missed punches, 'Little Wildcat' was enraged.
She found that Zhou Qingfeng seemed to be very flexible, so she immediately changed her tactics, and swooped several consecutive jabs, with little power and fast speed, and still wanted to hit Zhou Qingfeng's jaw and knock him out with one punch.
Zhou Qingfeng had to twist his body slightly, playing the 'hand-to-hand combat' he learned from Erica, and his body flickered east and west, running in circles with this 'little wild cat'.
A true martial arts master, with an extremely flexible body. Ordinary people can't hit even if they stick to their bodies.
The scene is very funny at the moment, the one-meter-six girl is attacking with all her might, but she can't even touch the corner of the opponent's clothes. After only two minutes of fighting, the girl was tired and panting, and had to slow down her attack.
Zhou Qingfeng wanted to persuade this girl to stop fighting, but he found that when the two were fighting, there were two more sturdy guys around him. Judging by the width of their shoulders and their pace, these people must have been professionally trained in martial arts, but they only stared and did not interfere.
High-intensity fighting is extremely physically demanding, and a professional fighter's fight lasts only two minutes in one round. After a long time, Tyson has to get tired and lie down.
After another minute, the 'little wildcat' was so tired that he had to put his hands on his knees. She glanced up at Zhou Qingfeng and asked unwillingly...... "Who are you?" ”
"Uh......, I'm just a normal person."
"No way, you're definitely not an ordinary person. When I trained, I wasn't that bad. I've heard that you can find people you don't know to fight freely here, and they come to compete in competitions. If you were an ordinary person, I wouldn't have missed you. ”
That's right!
Zhou Qingfeng took pity on this girl. In terms of real level, she can easily defeat a dozen Eve.
It's just that in the face of the strong men around him who look like bodyguards, Zhou Qingfeng can only shrug his shoulders and apologize, "Uh......, I actually want to win that thousand euros in prize money." ”
"Just for a thousand euros, you actually teased me?" Little Wildcat almost burst into tears, "No one has ever done this to me, you bastard, you remember you." I'll come back to you again. ”
After saying that, the girl turned around, really wiped her tears and left. The strong men around him didn't say anything, at most they glanced at Zhou Qingfeng a few times, and silently followed the 'little wild cat' away.
Uncle Zhou felt that he was really innocent, and he couldn't do anything, but he could actually get into trouble. Eve would have come running up again, laughing and laughing, and threw her arms around him and shouted, "I won, I won twice." ”
"Ah...... I knew you were going to win, and I'm so happy for you." Zhou Qingfeng was still inexplicable about the 'little wild cat', and he could only pretend to praise Eve who pounced.
Eve is really stupid, hugging Zhou Qingfeng and jumping and jumping, as if she has never been so happy. When Zhou Qingfeng asked carefully, he knew that she lost after winning two games, or she punched too hard by herself and couldn't hold back her feet and fell.
Eve, who had fallen, had a little oily skin on her face and oozed a little blood. But she didn't care at all, cheering, more excited than drugs.
Next, Zhou Qingfeng continued to play, and the organizer who was responsible for arranging his opponent was surprised. The latter thought that either Zhou Qingfeng would admit defeat, or he would punch the 'Little Wildcat', and then be beaten up by the bodyguards of the 'Little Wildcat'.
Unexpectedly, the 'little wild cat' was tired after fighting for a long time, so he cried and left. Uncle Zhou has no, and he can continue to the next one.
As the number of sessions continues, half of the personnel will be eliminated in each round. More than 200 contestants will soon be reduced to single digits. Zhou Qingfeng's opponents are average, and it is impossible for him to be ruthless, and he even has to pretend to fight for a few rounds.
Every time he won, Eve jumped and jumped as if she had hit the jackpot, laughing and cheering. The remaining eight made it to the finals, and the original ring came in handy. Winners are determined by points.
The Goryeo stick called 'Brother Seungxian' is really a bit level, and he also entered the finals with three shots and five divisions. When he saw Eve cheering for Zhou Qingfeng, his face was ugly - this guy thought that Zhou Qingfeng robbed his sister and insulted his country.
Naturally, this kind of hatred must be repaid with all its might.
Zhou Qingfeng unexpectedly passed the 'Little Wild Cat' level, and several other Goryeo minions had no choice. They can only continue to pay attention to the situation of Zhou Qingfeng's competition and keep reporting to 'Brother Chengxian'.
Uncle Zhou fought too much, and even took a lot of punches from several opponents in the early stage. In the eyes of others, his fighting level is average. 'Brother Chengxian' was full of confidence in this, and felt that he would be able to take Zhou Qingfeng down in three rounds at most.
In the first leg of the final, the two enemies were drawn by lot, and it was the first game.
When the two sides came to power, they were very angry.
Taking advantage of the time when the referee announced the rules, Uncle Zhou also took the opportunity to taunt his opponent.
"What did you say just now that the Fifth Division is coming? Also praised by the president himself. I think there seems to be something going on. But why did your president write in Chinese 'invincible in the world, always victorious in the five divisions'? ”
Zhou Qingfeng really retrieved such a thing in his mind.
In the 50s of the last century, President Nam Bang Lee wrote a plaque that was "invincible in the world", and in the 70s, President Park wrote a message to this unit that "the Fifth Division of Constant Victory" was written.
Sticks are uneducated, and such an important thing is written in Chinese characters.
I can't write it in Korean.
This is like a thorn in the heart for a stick, and it can't be pulled out.
Uncle Zhou mentioned this today, and the 'Brother Chengxian' on the opposite side screamed, his anger soared, and he rushed up bravely, and hit a heavy punch with all his strength - Pegasus Meteor!
Fist of Vengeance!
The taunt skill is in effect!
Zhou Qingfeng stood still and punched over.
The two sides punch to fist and collide directly with each other.
'Brother Chengxian' has enough momentum, but he is unlucky. He whined, like a dog, and the man fell, holding his right shoulder and elbow, and screaming in mourning.
This victory came so quickly!
The scene was suddenly silent.
Uncle Zhou looked at the fallen stick pitifully, and continued to educate: "Actually, what are you happy about? I don't understand 'sentence reading', Chinese can you learn?
Obviously, it is 'there is no one in the world, the enemy always wins, and the five divisions and regiments'. This is your two generations of former presidents educating you to recognize the reality and be a little brother with good intentions. But you have failed the legacy of the previous presidents and sent them all to prison. ”
This is really a great humiliation, the rods on the ground will cry, and they can't die of hatred!