Chapter 910: The Terrifying 'Row Sitting'
The fat man was also taken aback by Wu Yi's voice, but he seemed to have seen that things were not as simple as he thought, and reached out to pull Wu Yi's arm and pulled him to his side, and as soon as the other hand was raised, the Luoyang shovel aimed at the portrait, and said,
"What the hell is going on? Did you kid just fall into the evil and take the woman on the portrait as your own mother? β
Wu Yi's mind was still buzzing, and he couldn't speak at all, the fat man saw this and reached out and smashed two punches on Wu Yi's chest, Wu Yi bowed his body in pain, and spit out a mouthful of bloodshot old phlegm, and then said in shock,
"It's not my mother, it's blind, it's special, there was a blind man's voice in the photo just now, so I leaned over and listened......"
The fat man was puzzled,
"Do you see the blind? How is this possible, didn't you say they were all waiting outside? β
Wu Yi shook his head, thinking about the woman who had put his ear on the portrait for a long time just now, he felt trembling all over, and the fat man was inexplicable, and said softly,
"What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry, there is a fat man here to support you, you speak slowly. β
Wu Yi's thinking was very confused, and he almost didn't dare to look at the photo again at this time, so he took a few breaths and reorganized his language, and finally sorted out his thoughts, and said in shock,
"Just now when you opened the coffin, I heard someone coughing, the coughing sound came from the statue, I was startled, I was about to call you, then I heard the voice of a blind man from the statue, he asked me to pass, I passed......"
Fortunately, Wu Yi had read the book for a few years, and after stammering a few words, he probably explained the previous things clearly, and the fat man was also surprised after hearing it, and then said angrily,
"You kid was really kicked in the head by a donkey, you don't want to think about it, if someone is really talking to you, Lao Tzu is two steps away from you, how can you not hear it!"
Wu Yiyi,
"I saw that you opened the coffin seriously at that time, and I thought you were too involved so I didn't hear it......"
The fat man shook his head angrily,
"Who doesn't see the six roads and listens to all directions, you can hear the fat man, how can I not hear it! The voice is obviously aimed at you, and in my opinion, there is no sound at all, so you must have fallen for the crooked path of the statue! β
As he spoke, the fat man glared at the statue again,
"This thing knows that our brothers are coming to open her coffin, so they play a trick, trying to make the two of us suspicious of each other and kill each other, believe it or not, as long as you go out quietly with me on your back just now, she may become a voice to come to me and say bad things about you, and when the time comes, according to Lao Tzu's temper, I will definitely chase you out immediately and ask you for an explanation.
And we both went out as she wished, this coffin escaped, and if we want to come in again, it is estimated that it will not be as easy as before! β
Wu Yi has also eased up at this time, listening to the fat man say this, and his heart is cold, if it is really according to what the fat man said, the two of them have been deceived into disagreement, then the consequences are really unimaginable, I can't imagine that I and the fat man really want to fight, and then it will be someone else who will take advantage of the fisherman!
Seeing that Wu Yi's face was blue and white for a while, the fat man reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said with relief,
"It's also thanks to your kid who has been clever for the first time in thousands of years, and he didn't fall for the little devil, now don't worry, isn't it the ghost of this statue, look at the fat man, I'll smash it to pieces!"
As he spoke, the fat man lifted the Luoyang shovel to poke at the portrait, but at this time, the familiar voice of the blind man came out from the portrait again.
"Master Wu, oops, why are you so confused and don't believe the old man!
Hurry up and turn around and run, hurry up, Ye Wuxin and they are waiting for you on the bridge, as long as you meet them, there will be nothing wrong!
Don't stay here! Run! Run, Master Wu! Runβ"
The 'blind man' seemed to be about to break the jar at this time, and he was not afraid of being heard by the fat man, so he shouted very loudly, almost at the top of his voice, and sounded miserable and helpless in this empty stone house.
Wu Yi had already completely believed that a fat man was a fat man, but he was shaken by the heart-rending and sincere cry of the 'blind man'.
At the same time, I looked at the posture of myself and the fat man, and suddenly there was a chill in my heart, after the fat man pulled himself from the wall, he kept pressing his shoulder with his hand, and at this time his whole body was almost half wrapped in the arms of the fat man, as if the fat man was deliberately trying to control himself!
Wu Yi was startled, hurriedly twisted his body, broke free from under the fat man's hand, and moved a few steps to the side, the fat man was stunned by the blind man's voice just now, so the Luoyang shovel had not had time to stab out, and at this time, he was pushed by Wu Yi one by one, so he also took a step back to the side, and suddenly frowned and said angrily,
"Why are you pushing me? Damn, do you believe what he says again? I just praised you for your cleverness, and you gave me this set again, if I want to hurt you, do I have to wait until now! β
Beads of sweat on Wu Yi's forehead were pouring out, and he was nervous and didn't know what to say, so he was stunned for a long time before he said,
"He shouted too really, my body simply doesn't obey the call, you smash this statue first, I'll go out and see, if Ye Wuxin and them are really on the stone bridge......"
Before Wu Yi finished speaking, the fat man had already shoveled out Luoyang in a hurry, the portrait had already decayed, the frame was very unstrong, and the fat man poked a big hole in its surface as soon as he shoveled, and at the same time, what Wu Yi and the fat man didn't expect was that a terrible woman's scream also came out of the portrait!
"It's a sperm, this statue is a sperm, it's actually called!"
Wu Yi exclaimed, desperately took a step back, but felt a pain in his heel, as if he had tripped over something, and his whole body was tilted backwards, but the expected fall to the ground did not appear, and Wu Yi felt as if he was sitting on a chair!
"Chairs?"
Wu Yi lowered his head and looked, and suddenly the pores all over his body were about to explode, and he saw that the two papier-mΓ’chΓ© chairs that were originally placed on the side of the wall actually ran behind him and the fat man, and he was tripped by the crossbar on the chair's leg before, and he happened to sit on it!
In a panic, the fat man was also frightened by the screams on the statue, in this environment, as long as he is a normal person, he will almost reflexively shrink his hand and retreat, and the fat man is no exception, and then he appeared in almost the same situation as Wu Yi, he was tripped by the chair behind him, sat straight on the chair, and sat stiffly side by side with Wu Yi.
And in front of the two of them, there is the miserable white portrait and the yellow and white burial flowers all over the ground!
(End of chapter)