Chapter 530: Yang's High Theory

When Yang saw his grandson's small person, he said Liu Erniang, a difficult mother-in-law, in a few words, and walked away with her tail between her legs, and she hadn't even played a mile. In previous years, she quarreled with this mother-in-law, even if she had a blue nose and swollen face, she couldn't let go of her and admit defeat, and she didn't expect her grandson to memorize a few words of the book, so he told her to shut up.

She was really proud in her heart, and she couldn't help but praise Huang Dou: "Huang Dou hasn't gone to school yet, and he will endorse it." I was stunned that the old lady didn't say anything back. ”

Seeing that the soybean still didn't know what was wrong, the gourd looked proud, so angry that he reached out and grabbed his ear, so that the soybean tilted his head to dodge, and screamed again and again, and the other arm made the chestnut clamp tightly, and he couldn't break free, so he shouted loudly.

The Yang clan hurriedly came up to break the gourd's hand, and said reproachfully: "What are you doing to pinch his Chapter 530 Yang's high talk ear?" ”

Hulu glared at Huang Dou fiercely, and said to Yang: "Grandma, you believe him is talking nonsense!" ”

Yang asked in surprise, "What's wrong?" Soybeans have the wrong back? "It's very likely, he's only four years old.

Hulu said helplessly: "It's not wrong, it's ...... Misused. That's not how it works. ”

Hearing that there was no mistake, Yang was relieved and said to the eldest grandson angrily: "If you don't make a mistake, it will be done." He's only so big, it's no wonder he's using it wrong. "Thinking about it and wondering" why is it used wrong? Grandma thinks he reads it very smoothly, which is weird and good. ”

The little babies laughed again, and Chrysanthemum looked at the old lady with tears and laughter.

Chestnut scolded the soybeans: "You are so capable, you dare to pile up anything, you should be a pile of straw?" Is that how this sentence is used? ”

Shallot wrinkled her cute little nose and said, "Fool people!" It really scared him. ”

Huang Dou muttered unconvinced: "I didn't remember the wrong ......"

Seeing that Huang Dou was a little depressed, Yang suddenly clapped his hands and said, "I said that you babies can't catch up with Huang Dou's smartness." No wonder your aunt always said that you would hold your ears and tell you to read and have a more active mind. I didn't think it at first, but now I know that you guys are really brainless Chapter 530 Yang's high theory. ”

At this time, not only the chrysanthemum was stunned, but even the gourds were stunned. They all stopped and stood in the courtyard of the Zheng family, looking at the Yang family for some reason.

Yang saw his son, daughter, grandson and grandson looking at him together, and rolled his eyelids at the gourd. said: "What's wrong, still not convinced? Grandma also doesn't recognize a single word, and she doesn't know why you say that soybeans are wrong, and no matter what is right, grandma knows the same: you quarreled for a long time, and you didn't let the mother-in-law stop, and the more you scolded, the more fierce it became. But as soon as Huang Dou opened his mouth, he didn't dare to say anything about the woman, and walked away with his tail between his legs. Grandma felt that he was right. ”

The last sentence was uttered in an unquestionable tone.

The little babies were shocked by Yang's "high theory", and the gourd and chestnut wanted to refute, but they didn't know where to start, so they set their sights on the chrysanthemum.

Chrysanthemum is a little funny, I didn't expect my mother to be able to say this. From another point of view, Huang Dou's words did bluff Liu Erniang, but ......

She hadn't finished thinking about it yet. I heard Yang ask again: "Gourd, chestnut, you say, what is the sickle for?" ”

Chestnut pouted and said: "Chopping wood, cutting rice, wheat, and leeks is useful." Grandma looks down on people too much, and I'm not a three-year-old baby, so how can I not know this. ”

Yang smiled: "The sickle is used to cut things, but let's tie it to a bamboo pole and use it to hook peaches." No one said it was wrong. We have always planted rice in our fields, otherwise we would have to plant crops next to it, but your mother made a paddy field to raise yellow eel loaches. If this had been put aside, I would have scolded her for being a fool. But you see, the eel and loach are sold for more money than rice. When you buy wasteland, you always have to grow corn, soybeans, and potatoes. But your mother has to plant bamboo, planting bamboo doesn't count, and she still raises chickens in the forest, I've lived so big, and I've never seen anyone do this......"

Yang folded his fingers and counted carefully, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became, and finally concluded: "Things are dead, people are alive, and you can use them as you want; The earth is dead, but man is alive, and he can sow whatever he wants; Your book is also dead, and people are alive, so you have to be so particular? ”

Hulu and Chestnut never expected that Yang, who couldn't read a single word, would say such a big thing, and they were very aggrieved: on the one hand, they had to admit that grandma (grandmother) was reasonable, but they felt that what Soybean said was really wrong, so they were full of depression.

Li Jingwen and Loach and others were also dumbfounded - Grandma Zheng's words seemed to be quite profound!

Huang Dou was so happy that he couldn't find the north, but he knew his eyes very well, and pretended to be okay on his face, so as not to provoke his brothers and sisters to besiege him together, he smiled and looked at the chrysanthemum, thinking what would his aunt say?

Chrysanthemum first laughed, then grabbed Yang's arm, helped her to sit down under the eaves, and asked the children to find a bench to sit down, and then praised Yang's greatly: "Mother said it so well." is not worse than the master in the school, and his words are not rough. ”

Although Yang was arguing on the basis of reason and posing as a dead pole, when she heard Chrysanthemum really say that she was right, she was puzzled and embarrassed, and asked timidly: "You girl, you know how to coax your mother, and being a mother is a little baby!" ”

Chrysanthemum coughed, looking at these babies who had only been studying for a few years and were confused by the Yang family, except for Liu Sanshun's loach yellow eel, Zhao Dazui's Liangzi, Zhao Feng, Li Jingwen and Li Jingwu brothers often go to the oak garden to play and recognize themselves, the other babies don't recognize them.

She said: "What my mother said, in a word, everything 'varies from time to time, from person to person, and from place to place'. The sentence on the back of the soybean is correct, and it is not right to use it so indiscriminately. But he used it when he quarreled with Grandma Qijin, who was illiterate and was bluffed by him, so he used it right; If you change to a literate person, you will definitely make a fool of yourself, and this is 'different from person to person'. But now it's okay to use it like this; If Ming'er uses it like this again, it won't work, because Qijin will definitely tell his grandmother when he goes home, this is 'different from time to time'. In our Qingnan Village, there are not many literate people, just now except for me, there are gourds, chestnuts, Li Jingwen, loaches and a few big ones who understand the meaning of that word, if you change places, such as in Qinghui City, or in the capital, there are many literate people there, you think, if Huang Dou said this, what would be the effect? ”

She glanced at the babies who suddenly realized it, and said with a smile: "This is 'adapting measures to local conditions'." Of course. It's a bit far-fetched to say this, but 'adapting measures to local conditions' usually has another meaning, which is to do something appropriate according to a place's climate, water and soil, topography, human customs, etc. ”

The loach said excitedly, "I know. My father often said that my sister-in-law is the best at doing business, and everyone is the same when they see what people say. Isn't that 'individual-specific'. ”

Chestnut said happily: "Our family receives water from the mountain, which is 'according to local conditions'. Also, there is more wheat in the north and more rice in the south, and we grow wheat and rice here. It is also 'adapted to local conditions'. ”

Hulu also seemed to have an experience, smiled slightly, and was about to say something, but he closed his mouth again, provoking Qin Miao and Hongjiao to ask him, but he just laughed, but he didn't speak.

Zhao Feng concluded arbitrarily: "As long as you can say that the mother-in-law doesn't dare to bare her teeth, Huang Dou's book will be right." ”

Everyone laughed.

Chrysanthemum looked at a bunch of radish heads chattering endlessly. snickered with Meizi, and Yang finally believed that Chrysanthemum was really praising her, and suddenly smiled. I feel a lot more confident.

While taking the soles of her shoes, Meizi said enviously to Chrysanthemum: "Chrysanthemum, if you can say some truth, I won't say it." ”

Chrysanthemum smiled: "You don't say it, but you are the best person to behave, or I can be so good with you?" Some people say one thing with their mouths, but what they do is despised by people. ”

Meizi was a little embarrassed to hear this, glanced at the chrysanthemum, but pursed her lips and smiled happily.

There was a lot of noise, and the little babies chattered about chestnuts and gourds. In the afternoon, I'm going to hunt rabbits. After the chestnut said yes, he immediately rushed forward, surrounded the chestnut, and said that he wanted to go with them.

The loach rolled his eyes and smiled flatteringly at the chrysanthemum: "Aunt Chrysanthemum, I want to go hunt rabbits with chestnuts." I happened to have a slingshot with me. ”

Because Chrysanthemum is like a sister to his aunt Liu Xiaomei, he also calls Chrysanthemum his aunt.

Chrysanthemum likes little babies, of course, she will not dislike them coming to Oak Garden, but they are not very welcome to go.

Why? Because there are dangers in the mountains, too. My own children, and even my mother's nephews, can bear it if something happens, but if someone else's baby is bitten by a snake in the forest of their own house, or falls, or poked by thorns, it is all indescribable.

She was embarrassed to tell the little babies her worries, and said to them that it was not too busy now, so it was better to go home and tell their respective fathers, let them find a day to spare, and personally take them to Zhangjia Mountain to hunt rabbits, and she turned around and told the chestnut father about it.

Li Jingwen is very sensible, he saw that Chrysanthemum was embarrassed, so he said to the little babies: "Aunt Chrysanthemum is right, we have so many little babies, if we bump into it, the adults will definitely blame the aunt." Wasn't the seven-pound grandmother just looking for trouble? Her family has not yet seven catties, so she scolded the gourd and chestnut bullying, if it was injured on the mountain of the chestnut family, it would not be noisy, besides, there are snakes on the mountain. ”

Meizi was very happy to see her son so sensible, touched his head and said, "When your father is free one day, my mother will accompany you with him." I won't go today, anyway, Aunt Chrysanthemum's mountain can't run with long legs. ”

Li Jingwen nodded with a smile and turned to talk to Xiao Shallot.

When Loach and the others heard this, some were disappointed, and some were anxious to go home immediately to call someone, and they each made a choice. Only Zhao Feng said indifferently: "I'm not afraid, and my mother won't trouble Sister Chrysanthemum." Chestnut, let's go. What are you still grinding around? ”

So Chrysanthemum said goodbye to the Yang family, took Chestnut and others back to Oak Garden, followed by Zhao Feng and Loach. The loach family went to call a boy to follow him, but drove his younger brother Huang Eel back, saying that he was too young and added to the chaos.

Not to mention that chestnuts and gourds and other babies practice archery under the guidance of the master, and say that when Liu Erniang returned home, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, slapping the table and slapping the bench and scolding Qijin and Ban'er for not being angry, and even a four-year-old baby couldn't compare, which made her embarrassed.

Seven catties is still smart, and he reads well, although he can't say a truth like a chrysanthemum, but he also knows how to drag the text of soybeans, so he said to his grandmother unconvinced: "He is talking nonsense." Endorse who won't. ”

Liu Erniang glared and said, "Then why don't you carry it?" ”

Qijin pouted and said, "That can't be displayed randomly, it's a joke for nothing." Didn't Grandma see Jingwen and they all laughed? The gourd and chestnut also pulled the younger brother away, just because the soybeans were ashamed. ”

Liu Erniang immediately became energetic, opened her eyes wide and asked, "Shameful?" Isn't it right with the soybean back? ”

It turned out that she wasn't laughing at her!

Qijin shook his head and said, "Back to the right." It is...... It's ......"

He was distressed for a long time, and finally said impatiently: "Endorsement is not a casual recitation, and it is not possible to pull it out." Soybeans are just pulling things around, so they make people laugh. ”

Liu Erniang asked her grandson, and the babies before were not laughing at themselves, but at soybeans, so they were greatly relieved, and when they came back to their senses, they thought about how to save face.

She said outside the next day that the soybean endorsement was pulling about Sila, and she would fool people at a young age.

However, those older babies learned from their families what happened by the river that night, so Liu Erniang not only did not save face, but became a joke after dinner, saying that she was stunned to ask a four-year-old baby to read a few words of a book, so angry that she was half dead, and she was helpless.

On this day, she took a subordinate to the village to cook rice, and before she entered the house, she heard a daughter-in-law laughing inside: "...... It is said that soybeans can withstand miles, and in the future, they are afraid that they will be more powerful than small stones. You said such a big little baby