013. Fixing the ball position
On the green field, a group of football rookies were so excited that their faces were red and their necks were thick, and they were about to scramble to speak, but they were interrupted by Coach Confucian. Seeing that Coach Ru clapped his hands very experienced, signaled the rookies not to be too excited, and spoke unhurriedly: "Calm down, football doesn't need players with hot brains at all times - okay, let me repeat it again: please tell me the position you want to play, and I will consider the arrangement according to your ability!" Of course, I have to ask you to introduce yourself. After all, from today onwards, everyone is on the same team, and they know each other, so they can be regarded as a kind of care, so I don't need to say more about these rules, right? Also, you all lined up for me, and I was ranked by height, from left to right, from high to low. Look at you, what have become of you people? β
After saying it in one breath, there was no panting in the middle, obviously it was a rehearsal before.
A group of football rookies lined up in a row, and began to report their homes:
ββ¦β¦ IβI'm a goalkeeper, okay? My surname is Duanmu, my name is green, I am one meter eight or nine tall, and I am a major in 'leisure sports'...... I, my sense of existence is very low, and everyone suggested that I add a club to find a sense of existence, but I applied for several clubs, and they were all full of ......"
The tallest Duanmu Lu was like a wall, and his face was full of honesty, and he didn't notice Coach Ru's slightly angry face at all.
"My name is Yang Le, majoring in 'physical education', I am 1.85 meters tall, my speed is okay, I want to be a striker!"
"I'm going to be a striker too! My name is Xiao Yu and I am a ...... majoring in 'sports rehabilitation'"
"And meβand meβI'm a 'Advertising' major, and my name is Qi Feiyi!"
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Since Duanmu Green, a total of fifteen football rookies have all said that they want to be forwards, and there are various reasons.
Coach Ru grinned, and the smile was extremely cold.
"Huh? Why are you all forwards? Then I'll be a defender~" Finally, there is a member who is willing to be a defender, but it is a thin bamboo pole with a depth of myopia of 1.77 meters, "I am a 'national traditional sports' major!" My name is Zhou Hua and I'm interested in all sports, but I heard that the football team has the least number of people, so I applied to join the football team β to even out the number of people in each club! β
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Not to mention, the average altitude of a group of football rookies is above 1.7 meters, and Lang Tao, who is 1.75 meters, has no high advantage and stands on the right! And, what makes Lang Tao speechless is that there are a total of thirty-five football rookies, including him, and twenty of them come by randomness, and they can't even talk about their preferences. However, when it was Langtao's turn to introduce himself, he didn't dare to be in the limelight, but said succinctly:
"My name is Lang Tao, 'sports training' major, 1.75 meters, I also want to be a striker, please take care of me!"
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It took half an hour, and finally it was the last partner's turn to introduce himself.
"I'm from Province M, my name is Lin Ruojin, and I'm a goalkeeper!" The last friend was a jumpy character, and he smirked big, "I have studied martial arts, and my skills are good, I hope to become a 'martial arts goalkeeper' similar to 'Jianwei', don't look at me short, I have strong bounce and offensive awareness-"
"Stop, stop-" Everyone was confused, and they heard the short man beside Lin Ruojin ask puzzled for everyone, "Who is Jianwei?" How come I've never heard of it? "The short man's height ranks second to last in the team, his name is Jiang Bisheng, with short legs and thick hands, and his appearance is a little obscene, and he is a classmate of Lin Ruojin.
"Wakashimazu Kenwei~" The man introduced with a smile, "Have you heard of the football player?" β
"......" Jiang Bisheng squinted at Lin Ruojin and solved everyone's doubts, "It's been a long time, you're talking about comic characters!" Ladies and gentlemen, there is a manga of "Soccer Player" that mentions a 'karate' goalkeeper, and the goalkeeper's name is 'Wakashimazu Kenwei'! By the way, that manga is a Japanese manga! β
Everyone has a black line on their faces: It turns out that this product is a comic book fan!
After listening to the self-introduction of a group of football rookies, Lang Tao silently estimated, and really felt sorry for Coach Confucian: Look at Coach Confucian's face~
Have you ever been slapped in the face? - Yes!
Does it hurt? - It hurts!
My face was so swollen from being beaten!
It was only then that he coldly expounded the exhortation essay......
There are many people who participate in clubs such as table tennis, basketball or volleyball, but the football club has the least number of people! Moreover, out of these thirty-five, twenty are not qualified, and the remaining fifteen can form a team - but eleven of the fifteen want to be forward!
Lang Tao: "......"
Lang Tao looked at the sky speechlessly: I haven't reported that I am actually an ace striker? Look at you all competing for the front, and you really think of yourself as a trump card?! It's all forwards, who cares about the midfielders, defenders and goalkeepers? β¦β¦
Lang Tao was powerless to complain.
What's even more tangled is that no matter how the ball position is arranged, everyone has no choice for the reserve team!
Alas, no matter how conscientious and responsible Coach Confucianism is, he is actually very self-righteous!
"Enough, I've got it." Coach Ru's expression was faint, and people couldn't see what he was thinking - if Lang Tao hadn't known the unspoken rules of the school football team in advance, Lang Tao would have really thought that Coach Ru in front of him was a good gentleman, "Next, you will shoot, pass or catch the ball one by one according to your preferred football position." β
After that, he motioned to Wu Zejun and the other candidates who had been watching for a long time to bring a football over.
One of the positive candidates was very active, and immediately kicked a football with the accuracy of the right to the feet of Coach Ru.
Coach Ru controlled the football at his feet and said, "I'll kick the football to you in turn later, and see your performance - if you want to be a striker, you should focus on shooting; If you want to be a midfielder or a defender, you should focus on passing; The goalkeeper doesn't have to worry about it, you two are watching! β
Of the football rookies, only two have clearly chosen the goalkeeper position.
Coach Ru kicked the football away gently, and saw Yang Le, a physical education major, striding forward, and with a shot, the football crossed a beautiful parabola and smashed accurately into the goal frame!
"......" Yang Le blushed.
The football rookies secretly laughed.
Another selected player came running and kindly kicked the football back to Coach Ru.
"Next." Coach Ru was neither disappointed nor accusatory, and calmly kicked the football away again.
Xiao Yu, a sports rehabilitation major, stared at the football, ran up, raised his foot, and shot vigorously, and saw the football rushing straight into the goal at a low altitude.
"Great!" Xiao Yu was so upset that he deliberately ran over and kicked the football back to Coach Ru.
"Next." Coach Ru was not shocked and continued to calmly kick the football away.
"It's my turn this time!"
A figure rushed in, but somehow, almost fell. Fortunately, the figure was able to adjust its balance in time, touched the football, shot lightly, and the football flew into the goal - it was Qi Feiyi, a major in advertising!
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"Look at me~!" Lang Tao drank softly, determined to earn enough eyeballs.
The football rolled slowly, Lang Tao ran vigorously, brushed the grass, kicked it upwards hard, and kicked the ball high into the air. Staring at the speed at which the ball is falling, Lang Tao seizes the moment and shoots with a header!
The ball is in! This is the first of all football rookies to shoot with a header!
"Very good ~ perfect ~ !" Lang Tao was quite satisfied with his performance and glanced at Coach Ru expectantly.
But I saw that Coach Ru was like a repeater, and said monotonously: "Next." β
Lang Tao: "......"
- Well, he can't see Coach Confucian's thoughts!
It doesn't matter what Coach Ru thinks, as long as he can become a striker smoothly, whatever Coach Ru thinks!
It took a long time to finish the general test of this selection competition.
By this time, it was getting dark.
Coach Ru didn't seem to want to delay the time of the football rookies anymore, and quickly assigned the task: "Okay, I'll set a position for you later, and we'll end today's selection!" From tomorrow onwards, you will all have to trainβ
Duanmu Green, Goalkeeper; Yang Le, left forward; Qi Feiyi, right forward; Xiao Yu, center; Zhou Hua, defender; β¦β¦ Langtao, midfielder; β¦β¦ Jiang Bisheng, midfielder; Lin Ruojin, goalkeeper!
Thirty-five of you, welcome to the football team! β
Player positioning, a few happy and a few worried, the most worried is Langtao.
"What am I?!" Lang Tao unconsciously raised his voice and pointed to his nose in disbelief, "I'm a midfielder?!" Why?! β
"Because ......" Coach Ru turned to Lang Tao accurately, rubbing his temples with both hands, "You are too short to be suitable for a striker, and the striker of the football team is full." β
There was silence.
Coach Ru said it so casually, but he knocked Lang Tao down.
After that, Lang Tao was full of thoughts: he was too short to be a striker! Too short to be a striker! Too short to be a striker! Too short, too short, too short......
Now it's good: not only can you not be a regular selection or substitute, but you can't even keep the position of a striker!