The fat man's face was very strange, and he was in a stalemate with the two brothers of the Dong family, he was not stupid, although he was not too proficient in business, but he could still see this kind of big murderous hole.

"Brother, is there something wrong with the Dong family, can people be buried in such a place? Also, look, this isn't a popular way of fucking burial here, is it? ”

When the fat man saw me coming, he leaned against me and muttered quietly.

"It's okay, I'll preside over the next ceremony!" I squeezed the fat man's arm and motioned for him to stand behind me.

The fat man hesitated, I gave him a look, and he got out of the way. Looking at the hole below depressedly.

The burial method of Lao Dong's family is indeed different, it is not a lying place, but a cave burial.

The place had already been chosen, and Dong Lao Eldest and Dong Lao Er knelt on the ground, burning incense and lighting candles. There is no need for our brothers to do anything at all.

When the incense and candles burned out, the two brothers took out a piece of paper with a colorful portrait on it, with a line of words on each side of the portrait. On the left is Wuxu Tai Sui, and on the right is General Jiang Wu.

This is a portrait of Tai Sui, there is an old saying that Tai Sui broke ground on his head, and when he was buried, he wanted to invite Tai Sui, and then avoid the direction of Tai Sui.

Boss Dong made a decent appearance, took out a compass and measured it, and set a direction, which happened to be the hole that was laid.

"Eight Immortals Hit the Cave!"

After measuring the direction, the old man who carried the coffin carried a hoe and a shovel and began to work with two wooden stakes.

The two wooden stakes are a little more than two meters apart, one is located in front of the hole, and the other is behind the hole.

Do these well, these two brothers took the portrait of Tai Sui and burned it at the mouth of the hole, that is to say, the direction of the mouth of the hole is the direction where Tai Sui is.

Lao Dong's family is really awesome, breaking ground on Tai Sui's head, doing this is to increase the evil qi, the heavier the evil qi, the stronger the good luck brought by the conflict.

Correspondingly, the luck of the overdraft will be more, and the descendants of the Dong family will be even worse, in other words, the fate of Mr. Yin and Yang who presided over the ceremony for them will also be even worse.

I looked at it coldly and didn't speak.

The burial of this kind of tomb is to push the coffin forward, and the bottom of the tomb is padded with smooth and round branches that have been peeled, and several eight immortals shout trumpets while pushing it in with a crowbar.

The coffin was pushed forward for nearly five minutes before the coffin was pushed in, and after pushing in, they pulled out the branches at the bottom and sealed the hole.

"Gu Dashen!"

The coffin was pushed forward, and Boss Dong turned around and handed over the presiding power of the ceremony to me again.

"Add soil!"

You're welcome. In the normal order, the funeral is conducted.

The two brothers of the Dong family grabbed a handful of floating soil and sprinkled it at the mouth of the cave, and the same was true of the old Dong head.

After adding soil, it is a net harvest, which means to wash away the bad luck, Dong Boss took out the wine that had been prepared a long time ago, and the grandfather and his wife washed their hands together, and circled the tomb three times, and the ceremony ended.

From beginning to end, the fat man and I were just decorations, and everything was already ready for the Dong family.

Thinking about this kind of process is good for us, and let us take it for us, which is tantamount to a fool's dream.

If you want to harm me and the fat man, one is to do it in the coffin, and the other is to do it in the grave.

There is no need to think about it, the Dong family is likely to have prepared all this a long time ago.

Calling the fat man to come to the emergency yesterday may not be a temporary idea, but an elaborate conspiracy.

At the end of the funeral ceremony, as usual, the mourners thanked the drummers and guests, and the Dong family was willing to spend money on this point. The drummer has a big bag per person, and depending on the thickness, there are at least two or three thousand.

I also have it with the fat man, and Boss Dong gave each of us a big bag, and I pinched it. At least five thousand.

As for the villagers who came to watch the ceremony, there was a banquet when they went back, also known as grabbing the last meal, and the Dong family was ready to put on a day's flowing water feast.

"Gu Dashen, don't leave for a while. Let's have a good drink! ”

Returning from the cemetery, Dong Lao Da and Dong Lao Er surrounded my fat man in the middle, and the eight immortals who carried the coffin also leaned over in time.

The meaning is obvious, if you don't drink this drink, don't think about leaving.

"Okay. Be sure to have a good drink! I smiled and responded.

If you don't stay, how can you know what the Dong family wants to do!

Even if the Dong family asks me to leave now, I won't go.

I am a very honest man, people do not offend me, I do not offend people. If anyone sins against me, he will pay it twice.

It's not over.

Seeing the joy of my promise, a trace of inexplicable meaning flashed in Boss Dong's eyes.

Dong Lao Er is still the same as yesterday, and the woman on his back doesn't seem to affect him, but I don't know if it's an illusion. I felt something familiar to the woman on his back.

Back in Lanxi Village, the flowing water banquet has been arranged.

The villagers sat down, and the old Dong Tou also spoke, the core meaning of which was that as long as he came. is to give him the face of the Dong family, and the flowing water banquet will be set up for a day, and he will not accept gifts, which is the key.

Hearing that there was no need to give gift money, the villagers cheered in unison.

I looked at the fat man. A good funeral made the Dong family look like a wedding banquet.

The fat man can be regarded as letting go at this time, he should eat and drink, no matter who toasts, he will not refuse. And you can pay back.

After drinking for half an hour, the atmosphere came up.

I didn't say anything, like a fat man, I should eat and drink, at this time, it was useless to say anything else.

This wine, drank until the afternoon, and the fat man and I were a little too much, and slept in Dong's house.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

I nudged the fat man. I yawned, took out my phone and looked at it, it was six o'clock, and I slept a little long.

It's still noisy outside, and this flowing water feast is not over yet.

"Great God Gu. Wake up! ”

When I came outside, Boss Dong saw the two of us and said hello with a big tongue.

The fat man and I drank a lot, and the brothers of the Dong family also drank a lot, in the eyes of these brothers. Me and the fat man are already dead.

This wine can be called a severed head wine.

I didn't want to leave today, I'm going to go to the Dong family's graveyard tonight to see what the hell they're up to!

As usual, it is a big drink, but before drinking. The fat man and I both swallowed a hangover charm.

At half past eleven in the evening, I sat up from the kang, and the fat man turned over and asked softly, "Brother, are you awake?" ”

"Woke up early!"

I whispered back.

The courtyard of the Dong family is very quiet, and at this time, they should all be asleep.

The fat man and I slipped out of Dong's house, didn't drive, and walked to the back mountain.

After walking for about an hour, the hill was packed.

Standing in front of the grave, a figure suddenly appeared and said angrily, "Why is it so slow? ”

"Waited, huh?"

I smiled, it was Chen Xi who came, and after realizing that the Dong family had buried people in the cave of the great murderer, I sent a message to Chen Xi as soon as possible. Let her come.

"Not long!" Chen Xi was very satisfied with my attitude, came over and hugged my arm, and said, "Don't worry, it's all ready!" ”

"The grave has been dug up?" I asked.

"Dig it up!"

Chen Xi nodded.

I looked at her suspiciously, and there was not a trace of work on her. I didn't see any change in the grave, how did I dig it up?

"With me out of the horse, no matter how strong the tomb is, I can dig a hole!"

At this moment, a small head popped out of the dirt bag next to him, and he said something in a sharp voice.

I looked at it for a long time before I could see that what came out was a rat's head.

"Five fingers?"

I asked tentatively.

"It's me!"

Five fingers shook his little head, and responded with a slight meaning.

Rats can make holes, and for five fingers, making a hole or something is a trivial matter.

"What did you dig up?" I asked.

"Good stuff!"

Five fingers drilled out, and on the claws were two wooden figures.

One is me, both in appearance and dress, very similar to me, not only that, but also my birth date.

One is a fat man, and the fat villain is also vivid, and his birthday is also engraved on the back.

"How is that possible?"

Looking at the villain, I was shocked in my heart, my birth date, except for my grandmother, no one knows.

The date of birth on my ID card is fake, and my grandmother said that a person's birthday is a password, and if you unlock this password, then that person will not have any secrets to speak of.

"Grandma?"

I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe that except for my grandmother, I couldn't think of a way for the old Dong family to get my eight characters.

But what did Grandma do this for, I was stunned for a while.

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