168. It's really not touching porcelain
"You," Cheng Wu couldn't help laughing, "I found out that you are really, you are so thoughtful, I don't know how to make me feel a little familiar?" ”
"Huh?" Wu Zhizhi blinked, suddenly thought of something, and asked cautiously, "Even on a cloudy day?" ”
"That's not, even the cloudy day is realism, you're different, you're imaginary."
"What pie? All I know is apple pie. ”
"Hey, it's not like an old oilman, it's a good rookie." Cheng Wu explained, "Realism, that is, the kind of our company, he never guesses what happened or how it might happen, he only looks at the evidence, connects the evidence, and restores the truth." ”
"What about imaginary?"
"It's just that if you grasp a little clue, you can come up with many possibilities, and then eliminate them one by one."
"Oh..... Then you're right, I'm imaginary. She asked, "Who else is like that?" ”
"I know, there's a special name, but you don't necessarily know it, of course you have to go back and say that your boyfriend probably knows."
"Who?"
"That guy's surname is He, his name is He Sibai, the criminal investigation captain of your Rongcheng, hey, did you mention it to you?"
"Ah," Wu Zhizhi was a little embarrassed, "No, no." ”
"I guess no, if I were your object, I wouldn't say it."
Wu Zhizhi was a little puzzled when he heard this: "Why? ”
"I can't say, that kid, I'll tell you, is a character who is angry with people and gods."
"Huh?" The more Wu Zhizhi listened, the more he couldn't understand, to be exact, he was a little angry, but it was not easy to show it directly.
Cheng Wu didn't pay attention to the change in Wu Zhizhi's attitude, and continued: "Let me tell you, it is also thanks to me that I got married early, otherwise I would not be uncommon to deal with him, it is too annoying, it is more angry than a person." ”
Wu Zhizhi was a little proud when he heard this: "This doesn't sound like a curse." ”
"Why are you scolding people, but this person is a little annoying."
Wu Zhizhi rolled his eyes: "Have you had a holiday?"
"That's not either."
"Then why?"
Don't ask. Aren't you going to ask the commissary owner, let's take a walk? ”
"Then, you'll have to tell me later, you'll have to say!"
"I found you kid, why are you so good?" Cheng Dahei was helpless.
"Boss!" Wu Zhizhi walked into the commissary, and saw the owner of the commissary, an old man in his sixties wearing glasses, who had no business at this time, sitting behind the counter and watching TV, a nineteen-inch square-shell antique TV.
"What to buy?" The old man glanced up at her, his attention still on the TV show, a little careless.
As soon as he stood up, Wu Zhizhi found that the old man's hands were wrapped in bandages, and when he saw the electric car parked at the door, he immediately guessed that it was not far from ten.
Wu Zhizhi originally wanted to ask casually with his identity, but when he saw this posture, he didn't seem to be able to do so, so he simply said, "Buy a pack of cigarettes." ”
"How much?"
"Yuxi is fine." Wu Zhizhi said.
The boss took out a pack of hard boxes and put them on the counter: "Twenty-two." ”
Wu Zhizhi asked while looking for money: "Boss, what's wrong with your hand?" ”
"Don't mention it," the boss said, with a sad face, "I let a pit last night." ”
"What do you mean?"
"Hey, I'm angry when I mention it, you said I was riding an electric car there well, and that guy hit me with his eyes closed, do you think it's sick? The most annoying thing is that I hit him while riding a car, I fell and felt uncomfortable, and the car was broken, but his leg was also broken, and I had to pay him money! If I hadn't seen the wound on his leg with my own eyes, I would have thought I had met Porcelain. ”
"Boss, the person you bumped into is named Zhang Jian, right? The new one in your yard. ”
The boss froze for a moment, and then looked at the tall and strong Cheng Dahei behind Wu Zhizhi, his face was a little stiff: "What, know?" ”
"Don't, don't think about it, we're not here to theorize," Wu Zhizhi saw that there was no way, so he took out his documents, "We are the police, and we are here to learn a little about Zhang Jian, who was bumped into by you yesterday." ”
"Police?" The old man's eyes rolled and he became suspicious, "What a liar is he?" ”
"We don't know if it's a liar or not," Wu Zhizhi said, "It's just that we just came out of his house, and he said that he was hit by a car yesterday, so we can ask you if the situation is true." ”
"It's true, it's true, then my electric car is still there." The old man pointed to the electric car at the door and said.
"That's good, it's okay, you're busy." Wu Zhizhi said goodbye.
"Hey, comrade, is he a liar or not?" The old man followed behind and asked.
Wu Zhizhi was a little confused, so he had to answer: "Anyway, what we are investigating now has nothing to do with fraud."
"Oh." The old man's face couldn't hide his loss, "Okay, you two go slowly." ”
"Relieved this time?" Cheng Dahei asked.
"Hmm." Wu Zhizhi pouted and nodded, "I didn't expect it to be true, it's a pity!" ”
"This is all normal, do you think it's so easy to solve the case?"
Of course not, she Wu Zhizhi is a knowledgeable person, but she felt that she couldn't make such a big show, so she only said: "I'm inexperienced." ”
"That's true, but it's good for you to be like this, let me say, you can be regarded as a grandfather's appreciation."
"What do you mean?"
"Don't be afraid of the dead, let me tell you, do this business, you can not be afraid of the dead, this has already won, don't say that you are a little girl, even the big men can't stand it at the beginning."
"Really? Can't you stand it too? ”
Cheng Dahei instantly looked embarrassed: "Don't talk about me, I can't stand even the cloudy day, he just came at that time, and the first case he took over was the corpse shredding case, he, he didn't know what the situation was, at that time, his master told him that he was full for lunch, otherwise he wouldn't be able to eat for a few days, but he thought he was busy and couldn't take care of eating, so he ate a lot of food, and went crookedly, but as soon as he arrived at the scene, he was planted in the trash can and couldn't climb out." In fact, there was a newcomer with him at that time, but he didn't eat much because he was nervous, so he vomited after a while. ”
"Wait a minute!" Wu Zhizhi suddenly remembered something, "You mean, even on a cloudy day, I went to the scene for the first time because I vomited all afternoon because I ate too much?" ”
"Hmm." Cheng Da looked at her with deep meaning.
"Well, he invited me to dinner this morning, and he wasn't kind at all!"
"You just know?" Cheng Dahei grinned again, "You, you are unlucky, you know that although Lian Yin Tian doesn't look good, but he loves beauty, what do you say you can't do to expose his wig?" ”
"I don't have any!" Wu Zhizhi was so aggrieved that he covered his face, "Wronged!" I was really wronged! ”
The traffic jam on the way back, before arriving at the unit, Cheng Dahei received a notice of even cloudy days, got off work early today, held a meeting at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, reported the inquiry, and turned to Wu Zhizhi and said: "Comrade Xiao Wu, today's inquiry is mainly carried out by you, my brother gave you a chance, how about you report tomorrow?" ”
"Okay!" Wu Zhizhi looked at Cheng Dahei gratefully, "Brother Hei, you are too righteous!" ”
"Yes, this is all as it should be, taking care of the newcomer is the obligation of our old birds, tomorrow you behave well, you can rest assured that even the cloudy day this person said that he was not so careful, if you behave well, he will slowly face you in the future."
"Mm-hmm, I'm sure I'll behave well!"
"Okay, then I'll be relieved."
Wu Zhizhi happily looked at the slowly squirming traffic outside the window, and his mood improved.
Suddenly thought of something: "By the way, Brother Hei, you said that He Sibai in Rongcheng hated it before, how much did he hate it, you haven't said it yet."
"How do you remember?"
"That'...... Of course, my boyfriend is in the same unit as him, so I'll get to know him so that he can be more guarded. Wu Zhizhi opened his eyes and said nonsense.
"You can really do it," Cheng Dahei was speechless, "It's nothing else, it's just a bit of straight male cancer." ”
"Brother Hei, you're terrible, do you still know about straight male cancer?"
"That's it, your black brother is also a person with a wife, I don't know, can my wife still not know? The daughter-in-law teaches well, hehe. Cheng Dahei would only grin and giggle every time he mentioned his wife.
"So, my sister-in-law has seen it too?"
"I've seen it, when he first joined the work, he came to our team to help for a while, even Yin Tian likes him very much, and wants to leave him behind, but his unlucky master is unwilling, that is the director of your object bureau, that guy is an old slippery head, he won't let go, he has to let him experience at the grassroots level, and then he still pulled him back, let me say that the old guy is not authentic, his own apprentice, blocking the progress of others, this is unreasonable, don't you say?"
"Hmm, is there a special reason?"
"Tsk, that's why you're smart."
"Really? What is the reason for that? ”
"It's just that he has no one under him." Cheng Dahei said.
Wu Zhizhi raised his eyebrows, feeling that this reason was really not a reasonable reason.
"And what does that have to do with his hate?"
"The relationship is big, and he has the energy to make a big difference at a young age, you said that if this is your colleague, do you think he hates it?"
"You're jealous." Wu Zhizhi said.
"Hey, I also told you, Brother Hei is really not a jealous person, the key is that he is too cheap! You say you are wise, this thing is not abominable, but what is it that is abominable? It's disgusting that you're in that self-righteous state, you look at you, you're different, you're smart, aren't you? ”
"yes." Wu Zhizhi said.
"Look, yes, this word bar, it reveals a kind of modesty from the inside out, if I ask him this question, guess what he says?"
"Isn't that a matter of course?" Wu Zhizhi said and raised his eyebrows by the way.
"That's right! Oh my god, how can you guess so well, it's exactly the same! Do you know him? ”
"No, it's not, I'll guess, most nasty people are like that." Wu Zhizhi said.
"You learn too similarly, just this virtue, do you say you hate it?"
Wu Zhizhi couldn't help but grin and nodded: "It's a little." ”
"Of course, in addition to this, there is another point that I particularly hate, which is straight male cancer." Cheng Dahei said.
"Brother Hei, I don't understand when you say that, straight men should hate him more than women, right, you guy, why do you hate him?" Wu Zhizhi scratched his head.
"Most straight male cancers are annoying to women, but he's different, he's just annoying, because what, because he's good-looking, that's where it's annoying, in fact, it's not that he's angry, it's you women who are annoying, you know?"
"For....... Why? ”
"Wu, brother asks you a question, do you have a favorite male star?"
Wu Zhizhi thought for a while and said, "Cui Yuan." ”
"Who's that?" Cheng Dahei was stunned for a moment, thought about it again and said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, if you are sick and your partner asks you to drink more hot water, what will you think?" ”
"Straight male cancer." Wu Zhizhi replied without thinking.
"What if it's Cui Yuan?"
Wu Zhizhi thought for a while, Cui Yuan, a cross talk actor, looks like a dwarf winter melon, if he suddenly said gently, "Wu Zhizhi, drink more hot water." "It's cheap to think about.
"Poof!" Wu Zhizhi suddenly didn't hold back, "No, I'm sorry, Brother Hei, poof, poof, hahahaha!" ”
"Look, look at you to make you happy! So, damn it! ”
"Why?" Wu Zhizhi still doesn't understand.
"Okay, since you ask, brother will tell you a story, anyway, there is a traffic jam here, and we can't go." Cheng Dahei said, "Just that Hesibai, when he first came to our unit, he was in his twenties, although I annoyed him, but in all fairness, it is really good-looking, just like the oily and powdery little star on TV, you say let's be a team, the big man of Yishui, there are so many female colleagues upstairs, no one has ever come to visit us, just from him, those female colleagues come to see the sky, there is an endless stream, and the door is like a city!" ”
"So exaggerated?" I don't know why, I was a little unhappy when I heard this Wu Zhizhi.
"That's not, there is even more exaggerated, it was Xiao Zhang of the Archives Department at that time, and it was also our off-plan at that time, and she looked good on the whole upstairs, and you know that most of the female policemen are more arrogant, do you know what it means to be arrogant?"
Wu Zhizhi rolled his eyes: "Arrogant and arrogant, right?" ”
"Almost, that's what it means, that's what the special men feel. But Xiao Zhang is different, he is not from the police academy, he graduated from an ordinary comprehensive university, he was originally a student of management, and he is gentle and intellectual....... "Cheng Dahei mentioned it with a nymphomaniac face.
Wu Zhizhi couldn't help but remind him: "Brother Hei, calm down, you are a person with a wife." ”
"Ah, yes, but Ren Xiaozhang is also married now, but not at that time." Cheng Dahei continued, "At that time, Comrade Xiao Zhang was the closest goddess to all the male singles in our entire office building, and she could only watch from a distance, and she could not be blasphemed. ”
"That's embarrassing, no one is chasing her." Wu Zhizhi said.
Cheng Dahei paused for a moment, as if thinking of something: "You're right, there must be no one chasing you, why didn't I think of it?" No wonder she later found such a dish that couldn't be put on the table, and regretted it! ”
"Brother, you are a man with a wife." Wu Zhizhi couldn't help but remind.