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Qinling Town, Dog Temple.

In the early morning, Chen Ergou came to the temple and saw Lu Hao.

Lu Hao carried the coffin on his back, and it was inconvenient to lie down to sleep, so he had to sit and sleep. He sat cross-legged on the ground, silent, as if he hadn't woken up yet.

The big black dog lay on the ground, sleeping soundly.

A black crow stood on the head of the big black dog and opened its eyes. "Chen Ergou, why are you here?"

"Shhhh Chen Ergou smiled thief, carrying some steaming buns in his hand.

Barking!

The big black dog woke up, saw the second brother, and howled twice.

"Dead dog, don't wake up Daoist Lu." Chen Ergou tiptoed and walked over.

At this time, Lu Hao suddenly opened his eyes and saw a dog-faced smirk at him.

"If you laugh again, I'll knock your dog's teeth out."

"Daoist Lu, don't be angry, I'll bring you food." Chen Ergou grinned and handed over the bun in his hand.

"It tastes good!" Lu Hao was hungry, so he picked up a hot bun and ate it.

"Second brother, you have a good heart, remember to send steamed buns to eat." The big black dog shook his head and tailed and walked over.

Chen Ergou snorted coldly: "These buns are for Lu Daochang to eat, you brute eat!" ”

The big black dog said angrily: "I'm your eldest brother, I'm a beast, what are you?" ”

"Dead dog, I just won't give it to you." Chen Ergou looked arrogant.

The crow spirit turned into a beautiful man, and laughed: "This bun is for people to eat, not for dogs, you dead dog is hungry!" ”

"That makes sense!" Chen Ergou smiled and threw the three buns to the crow spirit.

The crow spirit ate the bun and smiled evilly.

"You're all bad guys!" The big black dog is sad, I used to be human.

"Mine for you." Lu Hao threw the two buns over.

Barking!

The big black dog howled, jumped up suddenly, bit the bun, and ate it.

Chen Ergou smiled and said, "Daoist Lu, is this bun delicious?" ”

"Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!" Lu Hao said coldly, "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Daoist Lu, I won't tell you, I always have a doubt in my heart, I hope you can help me solve my doubts." Chen Ergou continued, "A few days ago, you helped me tell my fortune and said that in a year, I would be shot to death in order to save my friends. ”

"I don't think this kind of thing can happen. Why, because I, Chen Ergou, am selfish, despicable and shameless, and it is impossible for me to do that kind of stupid thing to block bullets for my friends. ”

Lu Hao frowned and said, "You don't believe me." ”

"It's not that I don't believe you, it's that I find it incredible." Chen Ergou continued, "Daoist Lu, I have a cheap life, and I am destined to live a long life. ”

"Didn't the ancients say that good people don't live long, and disasters will last for thousands of years. I am that scourge, and I will live for at least a thousand years. ”

Lu Hao sighed and said, "In terms of hexagrams, it is clear that you still have a year to live, if you don't believe it, I can't help it." ”

Chen Ergou pounced, knelt on the ground, and prayed: "Daoist Lu, please, help me get through this catastrophe." I'm a three-generation single heirloom! If I die, the Chen family's incense will be broken. ”

"The king of Hades told people to die on the third watch, and did not leave the living until the fifth watch!"

Lu Hao helped him up, and said earnestly: "I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, not an immortal, I can help you tell your fortune, but I can't help you cross the catastrophe." ”

Chen Ergou was frightened: "Then I'm not going to die." ”

"Actually, it's good to be dead." Lu Hao said.

"What a fart! It's good to be alive, you can eat when you want, sleep when you want, and if you die, there will be nothing left. Chen Ergou hopes that he can live a few more years.

Lu Hao patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly: "Early death and early reincarnation!" You are alive now, pigs and dogs are not as good, if you die, maybe you will be reincarnated in the emperor's family in the next life and become a prince and grandson. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, now that the Republic of China is in power, there are no emperors and generals, let alone princes and grandsons." Chen Ergou wanted to cry without tears.

"It's good to be the son of the richest man in the next life!" Lu Hao comforted him.

"The son of the richest man, what's so good?" Chen Ergou swallowed hard.

Lu Hao said: "The son of the richest man has many benefits. You can eat delicacies from the mountains and seas every day, and you can pick up girls every day. In a word, rich is an uncle! ”

Chen Ergou groaned: "According to what you say, when I die, I will be reincarnated and become the son of the richest man, I can live in a mansion, drive a luxury car, and have a group of wives and concubines." ”

"yes, that's what it means." Lu Hao said with a smile.

Chen Ergou raised his eyebrows and said happily: "Borrow your auspicious words, when I die, I will become the son of the richest man, and roll the sheets with beautiful women every day." ”

Lu Hao said: "You still have a year to live, you should eat, drink, and wait for death." ”

"From now on, I'm going to eat and die." Chen Ergou was no longer sad and sad, but elated.

"Daoist Lu, when I die, you have to choose a piece of feng shui treasure land, so that I will be rich and noble in the next life." Chen Ergou has lived for more than 20 years, and he has not had a happy day.

Since he was ten years old, he has been eating with social hooligans. At the age of eighteen, he began to rob tombs and make a fortune from the dead.

Chen Ergou is twenty-six years old, has never been in love, and has no property, just a poor egg. Because he is ugly and has no money, he is often ridiculed.

Chen Ergou lived a well-founded life, and in order to change his fate, he worked hard to rob the tomb, just to make a fortune. As long as I have money, there will be women who like me, and I can live a happy life.

What a pity! Chen Ergou likes to gamble, likes prostitution, and all the dead people's wealth from tomb robberies was squandered.

I am unhappy in this life, and I will make up for it in the next life, I want to eat a full banquet, and I want the most beautiful woman in the world to sleep with me.

"Daoist Lu, although I am dying, the money you owe me must be repaid." Chen Ergou can't forget the incident of 10,000 oceans.

Lu Hao smiled: "No problem. ”

"Then I won't bother you." Chen Ergou was full of joy, mixed and waited for death, and became the son of the richest man in the next life.

The crow spirit looked at his back and sighed: "You lied to him like this, can you get by on conscience?" ”

Lu Hao said seriously: "I didn't lie to him!" ”

"Don't pretend, you're a god of lies." The crow spirit said, "After death, people are reincarnated, and they are not necessarily rich and rich, what if they are a beggar?" ”

"Actually, beggars are pretty good." Lu Hao stretched his waist and shook his spirits. In fact, Lu Hao knew in his heart that when Chen Ergou died and was reincarnated, he would become his childhood playmate.

In the 21st century, Chen Ergou's family always has accidents. The second uncle was sick and asked Lu Hao for help, but the old lady was leaned over by a wild cat, and he also wanted Lu Hao.

In a word, Ergouzi, something happened to your family, go home and take a look. Cover and snicker!

"Compared with the son of the richest man, a beggar is in the sky and an underground." After the crow spirit said this, he suddenly saw a group of people break in.

"Who is Lu Hao?" A group of uniformed police officers, armed with batons, barged in.

"I'm Lu Hao, what are you looking for me for?"

The police captain snorted coldly: "You charlatan, you are really bold. ”

"Comrade policeman, I'm not a charlatan, I'm a Taoist priest of Maoshan." Lu Hao's face changed, and then said, "I didn't do anything illegal. ”

"Whether you break the law or not, I have the final say." The police captain glanced at the Dog God Temple and sneered, "You charlatan, you really know how to choose a place, and you actually live with the Dog God." ”

Barking!

The big black dog hated the police and barked at them twice.

The police captain glared at him and sneered: "It's not a good thing for you beast to live with charlatans. ”

The crow spirit didn't want to cause trouble, so he flew up to the roof and waited to see the excitement.

Lu Hao's face changed, and he said coldly: "Comrade policeman, if you have something, you can say it directly, and you can leave if it's okay." ”

The police captain glared at him, and snorted coldly: "Of course the captain has something to do with you, otherwise I wouldn't have come to such a ghost place." ”

Lu Hao grimaced and asked, "Comrade policeman, why do you dare to ask me?" ”

The police captain snorted coldly and said arrogantly: "What did you do last night?" ”

Lu Hao was shocked, last night the fox spirit and the white snake spirit sang ghost tricks and controlled many people. In order to save people, Lu Hao stepped forward and fought hard with the female goblin.

This is an unbelievable thing, you can't tell the police, and even if you do, they won't believe it.

Lu Hao pondered for a moment and said, "Comrade policeman, I didn't go anywhere last night, I just slept in this temple. ”

The police captain laughed and said: "Charlatans are charlatans, they are charlatans, and they don't blush when they lie." ”

"I'm not lying!" Lu Hao quibbled, suspicious in his heart, what happened last night, the police won't know about it!

The police captain sneered: "Last night, there were many homicides in Qinling Town, and six people died unexpectedly. The captain suspects that someone is interested in making money and killing people to get more than he can buy. ”

Lu Hao smiled: "If you don't go to find the murderer, what are you looking for me for?" ”

The police captain held a baton in his hand, circled around Lu Hao, and said with a smile: "Don't pretend, you are the murderer." ”

Lu Hao was taken aback and defended: "Comrade policeman, don't spew blood. You say I'm a murderer, what about the evidence. ”

"The evidence is on you, search for me." The police captain smiled coldly and gave the order. Two policemen walked over and began a body search.

Lu Hao's face was furious, it was obvious that this was a good wronged person. Six people did die last night, but it had nothing to do with me.

The dead people were sucked dry of their whole body by the ghosts. The murderers are vixens and white snake spirits. This bullshit policeman, spewing blood, if you can't find evidence later, he is good-looking.

Lu Hao sat upright, not afraid of body searches.

Lu Hao's eyes erupted with fire, glaring at the police captain angrily, and sneering in his heart, you will look good later.