Chapter 162: Trouble

The mood of the heads is very complicated, they want to sit on the head and get the jade incense burner, but they are also afraid that the gun will shoot the first bird and become the target of other leaders. During the Three Kingdoms period, Yuan Shu was the first to claim the title of emperor, but he was united by other princes and destroyed, which is the proof. It is best to wait for the other heads to lose and lose, and then take advantage of the fisherman and grab the jade incense burner. Everyone has such thoughts, and they don't want to be the first to come out, and the seats next to the mountain god and Hebo have been empty.

The mourning ghost cried with a sad face and said: "Don't be modest, don't be modest, those who are capable will go up, show your strength and level, and glorify your sect." ”

Encouraged by the mourners, the two heads jumped out of their seats and rushed to the seats on the stage. One is the cave master of Yumu Cave, and the other is the head of Bird's Beak Ya, they looked at the black oppressive group of ghosts, and said: "You are deeply hidden, the two of us will sit here and throw bricks and jade, and when the master appears, we should retreat." ”

The mourning ghost shouted, "Everyone, if you can defeat the head of the Yumu Cave and the Bird's Beak Ya, you can get the remaining two jade incense burners. If no one comes to challenge, the jade incense burner belongs to them. Now I'm dozens of hits: one, two, three......"

When the weeping ghost counted to "eight", a ghost in the east rushed up and said: "Down is Gao Longpan, the head of the Sky Cliff, who is willing to meet the master of the fish eye cave for a while. "The devil had a muscular face, short and strong, like a bull.

The master of the Yumu Cave stepped down from his seat and said to Gao Longpan with a smile: "Tall master, can you make a fortune recently?" Gao Longpan was a cattle dealer before his death, he bought more than a dozen cattle from County A and sold them in County B, and all of these cattle were robbed by the owner of the Yumu Cave. Gao Longpan not only sued the official, but also found the local squire, and also found the local snake and the underworld, but he never chased the cow back. As a result, the family went bankrupt, decades of savings were exhausted, and two years later, depression ended.

Gao Longpan recognized the Yumu Cave Master at this time and robbed him of the cattle before his death, and he hated it so much that he hit it with one move, and the Yumu Cave Master returned a move, and the two immediately fought fiercely.

Gao Long's climbing force is heavy, and the lower plate is stable, but the master of the Yumu Cave is smart and agile. Gao Longpan's muscles were strong, and he didn't dodge the attack of the Yumu Cave Master, and he was hit three times in the shoulder and chest in succession, and he didn't snort. Suddenly, a punch was struck, and the Fish Eye Cave Master quickly dodged, kicked out with flying feet, and kicked on Gao Long's legs. Gao Longpan rolled on the ground, fell, but got back up. The owner of the Yumu Cave was in a hurry, and kicked Gao Longpan with his scuds, but Gao Longpan rolled around in the ground, and the kung fu practiced by the owner of the Yumu Cave in his life became useless, not only could not hit people with his fists, but also useless with kicks, so he had to jump and dodge. After a short time, the knee of the Fish Eye Cave Master was kicked several times by Gao Longpan and fell to the ground.

Gao Longpan pounced, and the owner of the Yumu Cave seized a vacancy, but had the opportunity to show it, and hit out his right fist, hitting Gao Longpan's shoulder in the middle, knocking it out of Zhangyu. Gao Long rolled over and attacked back. The master of the Yumu Cave knelt on the ground, saw the coming momentum, left palm and right fist, and struck out at the same time, Gao Longpan leaned and rolled away. The two of them kept fighting, only hearing the sound of banging endlessly, and their bodies kept getting hit, and they couldn't tell the winner for a while. Gao Longpan sold a flaw, the owner of the Yumu Cave saw the opportunity to roll over, Gao Longpan fought hard in the chest and punched heavily, both hands came out, grabbed the shoulder of the Yumu Cave Master, turned over, pressed him under him, and tightened his hands with force. The main body of the fish eye cave stretched out his fist and slammed Gao Longpan, Gao Longpan had already grasped the opponent's vital point, although he was punched twice, he refused to let go. The Fish Eye Cave Master was breathless, his face turned into purple sauce, and his fist gradually weakened.

Seeing that they were fighting hard, like people fighting in the market, how could they still have the slightest identity as the head of the house, they all shook their heads and snickered. Suddenly, the Fish Eye Cave Master and Gao Longpan's apprentice jumped out, each helping their own master, and hit each other headlessly. In the open space in front of the jade incense burner, two pairs suddenly became fighting. The ghosts shouted and cheered, clapping their hands. The meeting of the head of the Yin Devouring King turned into a trick, and the solemn meaning was gone.

Hearing only a "bang", Gao Long climbed up the big apprentice of the Yumu Cave Master and fell towards the table and chair on the stage, and the chair leg was instantly broken. Seeing this scene, the mourning ghost wanted to stop it, so he asked the Yin Devouring King for instructions: "My lord, I think these two leaders are not here to fight, but to make trouble, and they should be arrested." ”

"The heroes compete, how can there be anything that doesn't damage things. Continue to observe, don't spoil the big thing, and be sure to select the four protectors today. The Yin Devourer King said.

Gao Longpan finally defeated the master of the fish eye cave and swaggered to sit in the third seat on the stage. The mourning ghost said loudly: "In this competition, the skyscraper cliff Gao Long climbed to win. Who of you will challenge again? ”

Gao Longpan said unexpectedly: "Everyone, I'm not here to compete for the jade incense burner, I'm specifically here to fight the master of the Yumu Cave. During my lifetime, he robbed me of more than a dozen cows, which ruined my family and left me depressed. Now I've beaten him down, and I've got my revenge. Whoever wants to sit on this seat is invited to come up and give it to him with both hands. ”

Sure enough, there was another head of the house who took a fancy to the jade incense burner and wanted to occupy Gao Longpan's seat. Gao Longpan jumped down from his seat and said, "I'm down!" Let it be given to you! ”

The new head was about to sit up, but Gao Longpan pushed him away, sat up again, and said, "I'm coming up again!" When the new head was surprised, Gao Longpan kept jumping up and down, and said, "I'm going down, I'm coming up again, I'm going down, I'll sit up again......" and then made a grimace to the ghosts in the banquet, and the ghosts laughed.

"What the hell are you going to do? Are you going up or down? The weeping ghost couldn't bear it anymore and yelled at Gao Longpan.

"I'm going up and I'm going down, I'm going up, I'm coming down again, how is it? Hit me......" Gao Longpan learned the face of a weeping ghost, making a weeping face, and the ghosts laughed again. The head conference held by the Yin Devouring King was teased by Gao Longpan like this, and his face was very ugly.

"I'm hitting you! A request like yours, I've never seen it in my life! The mourning ghost struck at Gao Longpan, and while Gao Longpan dodged, he made a gesture of holding his head and running towards the banquet, and the ghosts laughed again.

It turned out that although Gao Longpan accepted the invitation of the head of the Yin Devouring King, he did not want to submit to the Yin Devouring King. He wanted to rebel against the Yin Devouring King, but he felt powerless, so he planned to make a fuss at the head meeting, destroying the solemn atmosphere of the conference, embarrassing the Yin Devouring King, and destroying its cohesion and appeal. The Yin Devouring King naturally saw Gao Longpan's thoughts, and ignored him for the time being in order to stand out from the four protectors.

At this moment, the patrolling ghost pawn ran over in a panic and said to the Yin Devouring King, "King, there is a group of people on the road outside, I don't know what they are going to do. ”

"Don't act rashly. They are human beings, we are ghosts, so we just don't interfere with each other. Revisit! The Yin Devourer King said.

"Yes!" The ghost pawn replied.

The people on the road carried a large box and soon came to the school playground. The men opened the box, took out a white curtain from it, and hung it on two paulownia trees in the playground, where the banner was hung at the Chief's meeting. The screen belongs to the objects of the three-dimensional space, and the banner and the entire ghost feast are in the fourth-dimensional supernatural space. Quantum mechanics tells us that the fourth dimension is curled up to the size of Planck's size – 10 to the 33rd power (i.e., one billionth of a millimeter) – so people can't see it.

After these people hung up the film screen, they took out the old movie projector, started the machine, and a pillar of light was cast at the movie screen, and the film was played. During the ghost banquet, the ghosts couldn't help but put down the dishes and chopsticks and watched the movie. At this time, in the space on the playground, there are people in the three-dimensional space showing movies, and there are ghost banquets in the fourth-dimensional space, and they do not interfere with each other. The ghosts can see the people who show the movie, but the people who show the movie can't see the ghosts in the fourth dimension.

The Yin Devourer King observed for a while, and it seemed that these people were just showing a movie, and had no other purpose. However, why are they putting movies here? Why are there so few people watching the movie, only a dozen or so? The Yin Devouring King can't control so much, and he doesn't provoke these human beings, and continues to hold a meeting of the heads, and he must select the four protectors for his own use.

There is a myth in the movie, in which there is a fairy wearing colorful clothes, and she is the Caixia Fairy mentioned earlier. In the movie, the Caixia Fairy soars through the clouds and flies around, helping the people to do good deeds, bringing seven colors of sunshine to the world and love to the world. Fairy Caixia flew and flew, she seemed to fly out of the screen and flew into the head meeting held by the Yin Devouring King, and took all four jade incense burners away at once while the ghost pawns were not paying attention. The Yin Devourer King hurriedly came out to catch up, and the Caixia Fairy flew into the screen of the movie again, and the jade incense burner became an item in the movie, and the Yin Devouring King couldn't enter the movie, and he couldn't take back the jade incense burner.

The Yin Devouring King thought that these moviegoers were here to make trouble, and he was so angry that he couldn't bear it anymore, and ordered: "Come on, surround me with these moviegoers and arrest them!" ”

The ghost pawns received the order and appeared instantly, holding weapons to surround the people who were playing the movie. These people trembled with fright when they saw the sudden appearance of many strange-shaped ghost pawns with teeth and claws around them.

The Yin Devouring King smiled hideously, and was trying to clean up these people, at least let them get seriously ill, and the cure would be ineffective and they would die. Suddenly, the patrolling ghost pawn ran in again in a panic and said, "Oh no, the king, we are all surrounded!" ”

"But you can see clearly, who surrounded us?" The Yin Devourer King asked anxiously.

"It's the commander of the Netherworld!" The ghost pawn replied.