I flipped through the menu and ordered another bottle of vodka and a bottle of gin, for no other reason, these two kinds of wine are highly strong, and they are the cheapest.

"That's enough buddy," the bartender finally couldn't help but speak, "a dozen beers will be on your plate, you brought it yourself, and you can't afford to throw her on the side of the road and pick up the corpse again." ”

I don't understand his bar-bar-talking, and he doesn't understand it at all—can I believe that Hua Hu can smash this house into a foundation with three punches and two punches?

The bartender opened a dozen beers and brought them to the table, gave me a malicious look, and went to fries and onion rings to get the fried fries and onion rings.

When he returned, he realized that in just three minutes, a dozen beers had turned into a dozen beer bottles.

"Where's the wine?" He asked me with round eyes.

"Where's the wine!" Hua Fei patted the table and asked him.

The bartender was shocked and quickly put down the snacks, and ran back to get the wine, and when he returned from serving the wine, he found twenty more empty snack baskets on the table.

"Where's the fries and onion rings?" His jaw dropped to the ground in surprise.

I pointed at Hua Fei, who was glaring at him.

"Where's the fries and onion rings!"

"Okay, okay, then let's have ten more of each. Also, vodka or something! Hurry up, hurry up! "I told the bartender that if I didn't get her drunk, I'd be going bankrupt.

"Hey!" He didn't say anything about "picking up corpses" now, he agreed, and the girl ran towards the back kitchen.

At this time, the other guests at the table also looked at us, and even the folk singer who sang slowly adjusted his sitting position and sang to us.

I wiped a cold sweat and fumbled in my pocket—I was able to bring my credit card with me today.

Hua Fei poured bottles of wine into her mouth one by one, as if her throat was not a throat, but a sea eye.

When the bartender came up with two bottles of foreign wine, there were a dozen more beer bottles on the table.

The bartender looked at me dumbfounded, and quietly lowered his voice and said, "Dude, why don't I go to the roadside shop and buy you a few buckets of ten-pound two-pot heads?" Otherwise, according to this drinking method, you will not go bankrupt, right? ”

"Thank you so much, thank you, thank you." I was busy talking, I couldn't wait to stand up and cry and bow to him, conscience shop, how can there be so many good people in the world.

At this time, Hua Fei was unscrewing the cap of the vodka bottle and pouring liquor into his mouth.

"How does this wine taste?" I asked with trepidation.

"Refreshing!" She hiccuped and gave a thumbs up.

The bartender's legs were really fast, and after a while, he carried two large buckets of ten-pound two-pot heads, and ran back with a brisk walk, plus bought a bag of mutton skewers.

"I'm still fast enough, am I? Did you catch up with refilling your aunt's glass? He said with his arms trembling and wiping his sweat vigorously.

I looked at him gratefully, and he patted me on the shoulder, sighed, and said, "Long live understanding, buddy—I was once eaten by women when I was in school, just like you." ”

Hua Fei began to shake her head a little, she unscrewed the plastic cap of the two-pot head barrel, and as soon as she lifted the barrel, it poured again.

The bartender looked at Hua Hu and couldn't help but ask me, "Dude, where did you get such an aunt from?" ”

"It's hard to say," I sighed, "but you still help me go out to buy alcohol, will this affect the store's money?" Won't you be scolded by your boss? ”

"No, it won't." He laughed, "Our boss said that making money is not the goal, we must be generous and take care of the emotions of the guests, as long as the guests don't make trouble." ”

"Is he doing charity?" I helped Hua Fei remove the pieces of meat from the lamb skewers and put them in a plastic bag, and she was reaching out and grabbing a handful of them to eat.

"I don't know, I haven't met him either. The store only came down this year, and there were three people hired in the store, the chef in the back kitchen, me at the bar, and an old man who was a handyman - cutting potatoes, brushing dishes, wiping the table and sweeping the floor, doing everything. ”

"What a conscientious seller." I glanced at Hua Hu, covered my heart and said, "If she wants to drink again in the future, I will come to you." ”

"I'll see if you'll bring your own drinks next time."

The two of us were still talking to each other, and we heard a "knock" next to me, it turned out that Hua Hu was finally drunk after drying two buckets of two pots, and was lying on the table snoring.

"Yes, I won't bother you tonight." He stood up and said to me.

"Do you think I have that in mind?" I say.

I settled the account and walked out with Hua Hu on my shoulder.

At night, the bar street is at its busiest, and many people look at me with jealousy or disdain when they see me carrying a beautiful girl on the co-pilot.

"Such a talented woman, cheap bastard." I heard someone gritting their teeth and whispering.

"That's it, look at the shitty car he drove - the good cabbage made the stupid pig arch."

I silently greeted their uncle, aunt and others in my heart, and at the same time started the car and drove Hua Hu home.

It has been said that a drunk person is as heavy as a dead corpse.

I had never carried a corpse, and it was the first time I had carried a drunken person. To tell you the truth, I think this sentence scores, if you are going to carry such a beautiful girl, you probably won't feel heavy.

I held Hua Hu in one hand, and took out the key with the other hand to unscrew the door.

I went into the back room and gently placed her on the cot.

Hua Yan's nose made a slight snoring sound, and her beautiful nose curled up with her breathing, and she was full of alcohol. Originally, I wanted to help her scrub her body, but after thinking about it, I still didn't dare to do it.

She wouldn't mind, but if Shen Yu found out the next day, then I wouldn't be able to argue.

So, let's keep it "raw". Tomorrow Shen Yu will definitely be angry, but it is only aimed at the alcoholic Hua Yu.

If I scrub her body, then the object of Shen Yu's madness will become me.

Between her and her, it's just an internal contradiction among the people anyway, even if you get angry again, you won't smoke your own mouth, right?

Thinking of this, I found that I had slowly learned to shake the pot, and it seemed that it was all forced by the situation.

I looked at this beautiful woman lying on the bed, and I couldn't help but think a little about it. In order not to make a mistake of principle, I had to grit my teeth and stand up, gently close the bedroom door and walk out, standing outside the window of the living room, looking at the night view of Weiyang.

Under the starry sky, the whole city is like a huge living beast, breathing evenly in the lights of thousands of homes.

The moon bends and shines on Kyushu, and a few families are happy and a few are sad.

I've been so tired lately that I've been around me and it's time to take a break.

I closed the curtains, lay down on the couch, covered myself with a blanket, and closed my eyes in a daze.

There were a few chimes on my phone, but I ignored them - as long as Hua Yu, no, Shen Yu fell asleep peacefully in my house, and as for other things, let's talk about it tomorrow.

My consciousness drifted and slipped towards the deepest, darkest dreams......