I was always worried about the coffin accident, but I didn't expect it to happen at this time, I turned my head to look at the master's house, and I saw his mouth trembling and said, "Out... Something happened, and the coffin couldn't be lifted! ”

"What's going on?" I asked him.

"Just go and see." As soon as he pulled me in the direction of the coffin, he walked in the direction of the coffin.

When he came to the coffin, he saw that the eight fake immortals even used the strength to eat milk, and the coffin fell quietly to the ground, not moving at all.

"Made, if you don't believe it, you can't lift it, let's work together." The middle-aged man in the lead scolded grinningly: "One, two, three, lift!" ”

The eight fake immortals lifted the coffin again, but the coffin still didn't move, and the middle-aged man cursed: "Made, hell, come again!" ”

"Chen Baxian, what should I do? Will there be a delay in the auspicious time? The master said in a hurry.

I smiled and said, "Don't worry, there is still some time before the auspicious time, let them suffer a little first, and be willing to make trouble!" "With that, I walked over to give them 'cheer up, cheer them up!'

"What's the matter, the eight old men can't lift a coffin, and all the strength is on the girls?" I stood next to the coffin and said with a smile.

"Made, brothers, don't let the people from the other villages see the joke!" The middle-aged man glared at me and shouted at the fake immortals.

"Yes, you should use force, how can you lift it without force!" I said tepidly.

The reason why I can't lift it, I know very well in my heart, the deceased belongs to that kind of life, and the requirements for the person who carries the coffin are extremely high.

The group of fake immortals tried three times in a row, their faces were red, their ears were red, and they were sweating profusely, and the coffin was still on the ground, not moving at all, they seemed to know that something was wrong, and the middle-aged man asked me: "Boy, what's the matter, did you do it?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "You think I have what it takes?" ”

The middle-aged man glanced at me, shook his head, and said, "You don't have that ability, so what should you do now?" ”

"Let Lao Wang carry it, otherwise I won't be responsible for anything that happens!" I made it clear directly, and I didn't want to ink with them, because I saw that the main family was a little anxious next to me, after all, the funeral is a big event, and it is not good if there is an accident.

"Huh! Lao Wang! The middle-aged man sneered, and his tone changed: "Brothers! This kid must have done it, beat him! Saying that, the middle-aged man didn't have any extra nonsense, waved his hand at those fake immortals, and was ready to beat me!

When I saw this, I didn't panic, so many relatives of the lord's family were present, I didn't believe that they would watch me being beaten, not to mention the identity of the bearer, and they would not stand idly by if I found the tomb for them.

In fact, as I expected, as soon as the fake immortals surrounded me, the two brothers Li Jianmin and Li Jianguo came over with more than a dozen big men, Li Jianmin said: "Li Hazi, today is the day of my father's funeral, you better not mess around, otherwise the three brothers of the Li family will not blame me for ignoring the feelings of the same villagers." ”

"Huh!" Li Hazi glanced at me and said coldly: "It's right to bully people with more people!" ”

As he spoke, Li Hazi turned to look at a thinner middle-aged man and said, "Monkey, call my nephew and say that his uncle is about to be beaten to death, ask him to bring more people from the police station!" ”

I didn't feel anything when I heard this, I felt that Li Hazi couldn't speak well, but the face of the master changed drastically, he first asked Li Hazi to wait, and then pulled me and said, "Can you let them carry the coffin away?" Li Hazi's nephew is here, and this matter will be difficult to do! ”

Listening to this, I wondered, even if someone from the police station came, he had to be reasonable, right? asked the main family why, the main family said that Li Hazi's nephew is called Lang Gao, who is only twenty years old, and the background is very hard, Li Hazi dares to be so arrogant, just relying on Lang Gao's power.

To tell you something from the bottom of my heart, I listened to this and said that I was not afraid that it would be a lie, but considering that the dead were that kind of life, I would never allow them to mess around, so I said to the master: "Let him come, I don't believe that there is no king in this world!" ”

"It's... This..., today is the day of my father's funeral, such a fuss, if my father blames it, our family will be finished! When the lord said this, they were about to cry.

I sighed, I was quite helpless, I was in charge of people's jobs, and I couldn't insist on the master's request, so I could only tell the truth, "There is a problem with your father's eight characters, and this coffin is not easy to carry!" ”

"What then? You can't put the coffin in the hall, can you? The master glanced at Li Hazi, and then stayed on the coffin for a while, as if remembering something, and his tone was a little pleading, "You can't give up halfway when you take over this funeral." ”

"Don't worry, I have my own way! The premise is that this group of fake immortals has to be driven away, otherwise, it will be very difficult! "I didn't mean to embarrass the master's family, but these fake immortals are here, they will really get in the way, and maybe some moths will come out.

"Good!" When the main family said this, they seemed to have made a lot of determination, and immediately, they pulled the other two brothers of his family, knelt down directly towards Li Hazi, and said: "Lao Li, we have been in the same village for so many years, I, Li Jiandang, have never begged you, today is the day of my father's funeral, please be gracious, let Lao Wang and them carry the coffin, and I will give you a lot of your salary." ”

"It's not a matter of money, it's that the village has never asked outsiders to carry the coffin for many years, and you are breaking the rules of the village!" It may be that the three brothers of the main family are kneeling on the ground, and Li Hazi's tone is a little soft.

"Our family is poor, and we can't afford to hire 'professionals' to do funerals, so we can only invite Chen Baxian and them, and please let my father be buried for the sake of the same village!" As he spoke, the three brothers kowtowed to the ground.

Seeing this scene, I didn't feel good in my heart, this is the helplessness of the rural people, I immediately walked over, helped the three brothers of the main family up, and said to Li Hazi: "I didn't use my hands and feet in the coffin, and you don't need to ask Lang Gao to bring someone over, if you really want to carry it, there is a way, but if something happens, don't blame me." ”

After speaking, I stared at Li Hazi's eyes and said word by word: "You, you, really, want, lift?" ”

Hearing this, Li Hazi hesitated, discussed with the fake immortals for a while, and then said, "As long as we can carry the coffin, we will definitely send the coffin to the tomb!" ”

"I hope you don't regret it!" As I spoke, I took out a few copper coins from my pocket and threw them into the air above the coffin.

Suddenly, the copper coin formed a gossip model in the sky, and I slapped it on the head of the coffin with one palm, and said angrily in my mouth: "Dust to dust, earth to earth, and no one in the underworld is left in the yang!" ”

As the words landed, there was originally a shadow of the moon, but suddenly it disappeared, followed by thunder, heavy rain, and black everywhere, revealing a strange smell.