People, sometimes you can't say this full, and when you say it, it's easy to get into trouble.

Bai Shiqiu shouldn't have said that he wasn't afraid of his girlfriend before, although this is indeed a fact, but when he said it, this matter ......

Facing Wan Qian, the snake waist was graceful, and the jade body was in such a posture, Bai Shiqiu's heart trembled.

How did she know this pose?

It must be said that Bai Shiqiu did have the intention to challenge this, but the previous Yuan Yuan didn't understand, and he was really too shy, and he never succeeded, but right now, Bai Shiqiu does still maintain a trace of sanity.

But at this time......

Bang, Wan Qian also slapped her own little warp......

This is nothing, the most important thing is that the little smile on her face is simply provocation and ridicule, how can Bai Shiqiu bear it?

As the saying goes, the lilac knot hibiscus is not a pearl sword.

Bai Shiqiu has also filmed martial arts dramas before, although he has not practiced in swordsmanship, but his Tai Chi boxing is still quite good, so derived, it can be regarded as a set of Tai Chi knife techniques, just like the Tai Chi sword and Tai Chi fan he practiced before.

But soon, the opponent's offensive was too strong, and Lao Bai's Tai Chi knife technique could not be based on defense, so he launched a big open and close move.

Fighting to the depths, dancing hand and foot, intertwined with all four bodies, using both mouth and foot, abalone is not even enough, simply turned into an octopus, extremely difficult.

Again, when you smell the fragrance of your tongue, the black knife and snow sword are hard to refuse.

One move, one move, one in one, I don't know if I have changed hundreds of moves.

Until, that touch of sinner's sourness.

……

Wan Qian's room was rented by herself, of course, it was just for herself, it had to be a single bed, otherwise she could put down other things.

Bai Shiqiu felt that this bed was a little small, we are such a big man, lying on it, my hands and feet are really a little unable to stretch.

However, small also has small benefits, and now this benefit is reflected, Bai Shiqiu's big physique occupies the bed, so where can Wan Qian's petite body rest?

Naturally, it's just to lie down on that big physique, it's not bad, a human pad, but it's uneven in some places, but it's okay, bear it.

To say, Qianqian is not a petite person, she may look a little petite, but she is also a girl with 165, and besides, some places can't be said to be small, otherwise it will be a loss.

It wasn't before Bai Shiqiu......

It should be said that it is a pair of white pigeons, the breed is still a little rare, pink eyes, very smart, just now it is not very easy to catch it, and it has wasted a lot of our old white strength, so it was transferred out.

It's a bit like smoking, but I'm embarrassed, whether Qianqian is asleep or not, Lao Bai really doesn't know, so he really doesn't dare to move, Qianqian has just gone through a rather a process.

However, Lao Bai didn't dare to move, but the man woke up by himself.

As soon as "we ......" opened their eyes, they were a little foggy, as if they had a dream before.

"Do I need an explanation?" Lao Bai seemed to be a captured prisoner at this time, and he was simply frank.

There is no way, the evidence is conclusive, and it is shocking.

Wan Qian opened her mouth, as if she was reminiscing, her face was a little red, then pale, and then she scolded again, "Lao Bai, you bastard!" You're taking advantage of others! ”

When Bai Shiqiu heard this, he was really helpless, in fact, he was ready to be slapped in the face, it wasn't like this before, but now this one is different, so let's talk about it, "Can we be reasonable?" Am I saving people, do you know? Do you know how much it cost me to get you out of a mental hospital? And after I fished it out, I was still sick, what do you think I can do? ”

"You...... You ......" Wan Qian really can't talk about this guy at this time, but about the mental hospital, she has to take a good break, "Bai Shiqiu!" Aren't you fishing for me, do you understand? I'm experiencing life! Don't you understand? ”

Bai Shiqiu was angry, "What do you call experiencing life?" You're almost out of energy, you know? ”

Wan Qian pinched him directly, "I'm playing a psychopath!" You're just getting into the groove, you're good to go! This time, it's all ruined! And you're still ......"

I can't say anything about this, and my face is as if I have directly dried a bottle of Erguotou.

But what kind of person is Bai Shiqiu, what can he say, and besides, this guy is also very good at finding metaphors.

"What's wrong with me? Did I hurt you? Have you ever seen martial arts? Some women because of the lack of experience in the rivers and lakes, so they fell into the kind of bad poison, and they want to die or live, at this time there will always be a heroic knight, generally still very handsome, and then have to do it once...... You see, what's the difference with what we just did? Especially I'm so handsome, the knight didn't run, right? ”

Wan Qian heard Bai Shiqiu say such a thing with her own ears, she simply wanted to take her ears down to see if there was something wrong, Bai Shiqiu once again broke through the lower limit of her perception of a man, but ...... I think it's funny, but I can't laugh yet.

Of course, Bai Shiqiu did it on purpose just now, so he trained the pigeon again and said, "Just kidding, the matter between us, this is ......"

Wan Qian is a smart girl, she knows what Bai Shiqiu wants to say, and she is also a resolute girl, she never looks ahead or backward in doing things, otherwise, she would not have come to the capital from the show.

"Lao Bai, I only want to ask you."

"Just ask."

"Do you have me in your heart?"

"How could it not be?"

"That's enough."

"Don't you ask how many there are?"

"Do I think I'm that stupid?"

"Well, this is my Qianqian, I'm stupid."

When the two of them said this, the atmosphere became a little depressing, this is not good, at least Wan Qian thinks it is not good.

"Lao Bai, don't you ask me how I experienced my life experience?"

"You're stunned, what else do I ask?"

"What if I'm forgotten by you now?"

"That's simple, you experience it again, I'll toss you again, I'll fish you again. Suddenly remembered a sentence, recently I watched "Verne Assault" again, called, don't abandon and don't give up, let's be like this, how about it? ”

"No matter how I listen, it's all you who want to take advantage of me."

"It was discovered...... Hey hey ......"

Looking at Bai Shiqiu's silly smile, Wan Qian's heart swelled with warmth, this man didn't promise her, but he made her love, and she didn't want to let go until she died.

Bai Shiqiu also had apprehension in his heart, he was actually a little afraid, afraid of forcing him to make a choice, maybe this is really wrong, but what about the sudden change?

People, it's never so simple.

Suddenly, I found that Wan Qian didn't speak for a while, and Bai Shiqiu ......

"Uncle, why are you like this? Good or bad......"

Scared Bai Shiqiu!

The voice may not have changed much, but Qianqian's eyes were not particularly big, but at this time, she gave people a cute feeling, and her small mouth was so pouting, as if she was about to cry.

What's going on?

Bai Shiqiu was suddenly startled, he knew.

The play "Hello, Madman", under the leadership of Bai Shiqiu, has redesigned seven personalities, one of which is a little girl.

And now......

"Uncle, you're too much."

"That, uncle, just this ...... Ha ha...... How to say it. ”

"What is this? Hard? ”

"Huh? This, this is just a stick, it's useless, this ......"

"Since it's useless, I'll throw it away."

"Huh? Don't! This can't be thrown ...... Oh~~hiss~"

Whether you throw it or not, do you have to pick it up first?

The fire in Lao Bai's heart rose......

Wait, is that a three-year start?

Lao Bai felt that he would not discuss legal issues first, and besides, in the play, he also played the role of Anxi, a lawyer.

As a lawyer, are we still afraid of legal problems?

Hooligans.

Wait a minute, we're one of her personalities, so it's a little weird to be like her?

Lao Bai didn't understand the research, so he still studied something else, for example, the unique breed of white pigeon.

……

Tables, chairs, and a girl in a wide sweater with short hair sat at the end.

Gently, she moved the glass of boiled water forward and pointed forward.

"Why do we not exist? Why? The voice was low and gloomy, and the expression on his face was cold and sly.

"We just want to talk to Anxi now."

On the opposite side of the table were three people, dressed in white lab coats.

"I see, you're in cahoots with Anxi." It was still the same voice, but it changed in an instant, and her whole body became weak, and she said tremblingly: "I didn't, I didn't." ”

"No, no, no ......" seems to be trying to prove it, but immediately it is different, "You say, how can you let us go?" …… Hehehe...... You say, "We don't exist?" That is to say, I sleep in the open air, get up early and go to the dark, herniated disc in my waist, cervical spondylosis, and I urinate blood...... None of this exists? Ha ha...... That's great......"

The shape of her mouth has changed, and she is completely covered with a feeling of covering the sky, and she is hunched back in an instant, and she used to be a good-looking girl, but now she feels like an old scoundrel.

But suddenly.

"Uncle, uncle, don't...... Don't destroy me, I'm not a bad person, I'm a good baby......"

The little girl, with her cute little eyes, is about to cry, which is lovely.

"Sister Anxi, don't talk, don't ......"

The little girl's voice disappeared, but it was replaced by the girl just now, "Please, actually, ......"

But in an instant, it disappeared again.

"It's not playing, is it? Not reconciled, right? He was articulate, and his eyes were even sharper, "See you in court then!" ”

There is a sense of righteousness and awe-inspiring, could it be that this is a lawyer?

But soon it was different......

"We don't have a problem, I think you have a problem, you are a bunch of quacks at all! Quack! His voice was much clearer, his voice was loud, and his eyes were focused.

This sound did not last long, and then it was replaced by a strong sense of age.

"Why bother, why bother, let's have a good chat...... That, if I didn't exist, it wouldn't be fine, but my daughter, she exists, and she just talked to everyone, right? ”

Changed again?

But that's not all.

"Is there any smoke?" Suddenly, the girl smelled of dust and asked for cigarettes.

"Nope." The three white coats replied.

"Heh, there are no cigarettes, you are still not men?" The girl's eyes twitched, "You guys, it's good to collude with Anxi, I know this, you just like that girl's innocence, right?" It's a bit literary, isn't it? Literary young woman, hehe...... If you want me to say, literary and artistic fart, two legs are spread apart, everyone is not the same? What can be more or less? Let me tell you, there are people above my sister, but you still want to say that my sister doesn't exist? Hehe......"

At this point, it seems to be over, but!

"Less!" The man who seemed to be a scoundrel just now seems to be back.

"Come on! Who's afraid of whom? You say I don't exist, I don't exist? Did you ask me? Come on! Come on! Let's see who's afraid of whom, come on......"

At this point, the girl grabbed herself by the neck.

Suddenly.

"Good! It's over! ”

"Oh my God! This drama is awesome! ”

"Sister Qian, you just acted so well!"

"Really? Haha......"

It turned out that this was filming, Wan Qian just now, seven personalities.

Journalists, lawyers, drivers, little girls, doctors, teachers, and a coquettish girl...... It's all right.

The most difficult scene of "Hello, Maniac" has passed.