Chapter 491: "Teacher Pig's Summer" Three Sessions!
Generally speaking, it's not a big deal for the bureau to review a film, these years, film and television dramas have been in a state of explosion, if you watch each one carefully, then you won't be tired to death?
Let's just say that TV series shoot 80,000 episodes a year, if all the leaders watch them one by one, they must not be exhausted to death?
And that's not even counting the movie.
So, of course, there are reviewers, of course, there are some specific operators, and the leaders are just grasping a rough idea, so there will be a lot of fish that slip through the net, such as the "Silver Jewelry" that year, only to find out when it was released, the scale is really not small.
That heroine is now signed to Hong Kong's Fat Tsai Jingda director.
However, this film is different, very different.
"Teacher Pig's Summer", this movie sounds like that, but everyone knows that this movie is not simple.
It took Bai Shiqiu a month to get out, he didn't need to be in such a hurry, but now he is in such a hurry, what does this mean?
A lot of things have been made clear before, both openly and secretly, this movie is definitely not ordinary, this movie is almost a collective recommendation of Chinese game company bosses, to put it simply, this movie has carried too many missions.
Book.
This should be considered a book, I want to show the leader, there is no need for us to write any letter, just express the meaning with a movie.
So, this definitely has to be treated differently, very, very seriously.
In other words, this will be the most strictly censored domestic film in recent years.
All the leaders in the bureau, even the leaders of other units, and there are even higher-level leaders......
"Old Han, are you free?"
"Tong Bureau, you call me, I have to be free if I am not available."
"Alright, you don't have to do this."
"Haha......"
The third master received a phone call, to be honest, just recently he received a call from the bureau, he was trembling, he was afraid of mentioning Bai Shiqiu's movie, he was afraid of ......
"Old Han, about the movie "Teacher Pig's Summer", ......"
Damn, worry about what's coming.
But what made the third master even more unexpected was that.
"Old Han, we attach great importance to this movie, so you can come when it comes to censorship."
"Absolutely."
"Besides, can you call Comrade Bai Shiqiu too."
"Huh?"
The third master was shocked, he was really afraid, Bai Shiqiu, this kid is too bold, he dares to say anything, if he offends the leader, this ......
"Bai Shiqiu is still filming."
"Well, this ...... Actually, I just watched the news, and he seems to have returned to Beijing to do some things, so that's why he ......."
"Hey, I'm not well-informed, don't worry, Tong Bureau, I'll go to him and I'll take it to you."
"Then it's decided, on the day of the review, there will be several leaders ......"
"Understood, understood, absolutely let that kid talk less."
"That's not right, we should still listen more to the voices of young people, especially comrades with ideas like Bai Shiqiu......"
After this phone call, the third master was sweating profusely, and he couldn't help but say in his heart, my mother-in-law, alas, did my old Han owe millions of dollars in my last life and didn't pay back Bai Shiqiu, this kid?
The third master and mother are really in the hall, I'm afraid there is no way to help him answer this, the third master is really uncomfortable this time.
However, he agreed, but it was still named by the superior leader, and the third master couldn't find a good way to dial Bai Shiqiu's mobile phone.
"You said you, if you don't shoot a good scene, why are you coming back?"
"Huh?"
"Come on, now the leader reviews the film and wants you to go with me."
"Third master, thank you, I'm here for this."
"You, you ......"
I almost didn't the third master to death, this kid is just waiting for the leader to find him, hurry up, explain all kinds of things, in short, what do you want to say, don't take it easy.
The third master is still smart, and he knows that there is no way to stop this kid's mouth, so he has to say so.
Bai Shiqiu said that he understood, and agreed with a smile.
Seriously, Bai Shiqiu came back to prepare for this review, he estimated that there should be a leader to find him, but he didn't expect it to be such a form, he originally thought that he would talk about it after the review.
That's for the best.
In less than two days, it was the day of the review, and Bai Shiqiu followed the third master to the bureau, a conference room, and the slide projector looked like this.
If you want to know the leader, people say it well.
"Don't worry, let's get to know each other after the review." Tong Ju was dismissed with a word.
In this case, Bai Shiqiu is also happy, he is actually not very close to a certain leader, because he knows in his heart that in a few years, maybe who will fall, and when he is involved, how wronged he is.
He really didn't have the heart to go through the back door to give gifts.
It's just that the third master is a little trembling.
"What's wrong?" Bai Shiqiu asked in a low voice.
"There are a lot of leaders."
"Third master, do you know everything?"
"Are you stupid? If I knew them all, could I still do this? ”
The third master is also simple at this time, and it is precisely because he has many people who can't recognize him that he is afraid.
But on second thought, it may be the leaders of other units.
This time, it's not just the bureau, but also the copyright agency, education, and ...... It's a lot, a lot, anyway.
Three sessions of triage, yes, this is.
Bai Shiqiu doesn't care so much, he knows one thing anyway, he hasn't broken the law, and he is not afraid of many trials, he is reasonable.
There are a lot of leaders, but there are not many words, they are very simple, do not ink, watch the film directly, and start to review.
"Teacher Pig's Summer", what is this movie about?
Judging from the name, it can basically be classified as a campus movie, which should tell the story of this pig teacher, then, this should inevitably involve educational issues.
So how can this pig teacher teach his students?
However, this opening is somewhat surprising.
After the label passed, there was almost no excess, and the picture gradually brightened up, and what caught my eye was an electric donkey.
This electric donkey is still okay, and the people on it still have a little tide.
A pair of sunglasses, possibly used to block the wind, wearing a headscarf, although it can be seen that there is a scar on his face, but it does not affect the overall effect, this young man riding an electric donkey, is still quite handsome.
Actually, as soon as they saw this person, everyone looked at Bai Shiqiu, it should be him.
However, it's a pity that when the electric donkey stopped and took off the sunglasses, everyone found out that something was wrong.
It's a lot worse than Bai Shiqiu, and he didn't show buckteeth when he rode a bicycle before.
It shouldn't be Bai Shiqiu.
With this view, all the leaders, including the third master, also took care of themselves and looked at the following developments.
The bucktooth man entered a fitness club, and it turned out that he was the instructor here. Soon, he showed his quite outstanding figure.
To tell the truth, if you are a fan of Bai Shiqiu, then you can recognize it at once at this time, this bucktoothed man is Bai Shiqiu......
But alas, the bucktoothed man took off his turban, revealing a scar on his head, like a pig.
When he changed his clothes, everyone could see that he was the coach here.
"Little pig~"
"Oh."
"OOPS~ GIVE PEOPLE SOME FEEL, DON'T BE SO STRAINED."
"Hehe......"
Another man appeared, but this man is really weird, his head is not bad, although he is not as good as the male coaches of the buckteeth, but he is also quite strong, but unfortunately, this man is a bit of a mother.
There are so many leaders who want to laugh very much, because this very motherly man is played by Zhang Mo.
Small-eyed muscular man, the result is very motherly, or Bai Shiqiu's classmate, this is really interesting.
The two then chatted, and the coach also instructed the sissy man to fitness.
"Little pig, your name is not very good, it should be better for you, in this way, I recently bought a bag, and I will give it to you."
"Huh? Is this good? ”
"People have memorized it, and I feel that it doesn't match other people's style, so it should be good with you, so you stand here and don't move, I'll get it for you."
"Well, thank you."
This sissy...... Really on point.
It makes people feel the urge to laugh, but they can still hold it now.
Interestingly, as soon as the sissy left, a little chubby dun came, and his father brought him.
"Coach, can our children lose weight?"
"This depends on the child's willpower, whether he can persevere......"
It turns out that this child is here to lose weight, which is also normal, and now many children are overweight, just this kid, to say the least, it will be 200 pounds.
However, while chatting, a thing was revealed.
"Our homeroom teacher ran away, you can't blame us, he ran by himself, right?"
"You kid! Still come with me? It's not that you're too skinny, and you ran away with the teacher! You kid......"
Feelings, Fat Dun chatted with his father, whether Fat Dun is easy to teach or not, this has to say no, we are also a fitness place here, and we want to find a coach.
And this topic has attracted the interest of Bucktooth coaches.
"So, did your teacher find it?"
That's a good question.
Fat Dun replied directly: "I didn't find it, hehe...... Don't look at what kind of existence we have in class 8 in 5 years, what teachers are coming? If you come to one, let him run one, come two, and let him walk a pair! ”
This is said to have a very water margin.
Fat Dundun's dad hurriedly hugged him, "Coach, haha...... Don't listen to these stupid boys, they just have a little bit of skin......"
This dad is very weak-hearted.
"I get it, I get it." Coach Bucktooth was delighted and asked, "What's the name of your elementary school?" Where? ”
Fat Dun and Fat Dun's father were very strange when they heard this, and looked at each other.
But at this time, the sissy man from before came back.
"Oh, little pig, what's wrong with you? Do you want to be a teacher again? Let me tell you about you, isn't it good that you're here as a fitness trainer, don't go, don't talk about making a lot of money, and it's ......"
Before he finished speaking, the camera changed here.
Ho!
Scary, covering the whole picture is the head of a beast, it should be a tiger head, but after unfolding, I found that this is a backpack, and the owner of the backpack is the bucktooth coach, at this time, he is riding his own electric car, very happy.
Where to go?
School.
The camera changed without a sense of mud and water, and I immediately arrived at the principal's office.
"Zhu Daliang?"
"That's me."
"I want to come to us as a teacher."
"I heard that there is a class that is not easy to lead."
"You ...... There was ......"
"With a teacher's certificate, I would love to be a teacher and teach children."
"Oh, yes, yes, but that 5-year-8 class, I'll tell you ......"
Just do it, this bucktooth coach, that is, Zhu Daliang, he has come to apply for the head teacher, no need to talk about it, he must be a substitute teacher.
Being a teacher, in fact, is not much mysterious, the teacher certificate generally refers to the teacher qualification certificate, which is not difficult for liberal arts students to take the exam.
But if you have a certificate, you may not be able to be a teacher, this is to be understood, and the establishment of teachers is even more difficult, which says a lot.
However, it's nothing to be a substitute teacher, and as for the preparation or something, I'll talk about it later.
It's just that the principal emphasized that this 5-year 8 class is not easy to deal with, and there is a kid in it who is simply a campus bully.
Wu Sanshi is on the scene, and the previous teachers were basically taken away by him, which is particularly stubborn.
A few simple shots briefly explained the various evil deeds of this kid.
"This little child, Xiao Shi, his father is a famous entrepreneur in our city, you know, I won't say more, the family has money, the child is going to heaven, many of our teachers can't ......"
The principal vented his bitterness.
"Principal, don't worry, I actually have a lot of teaching experience, especially when dealing with such naughty children."
Luoya teacher Zhu Daliang bragged about himself, but the principal had no other way, anyway, it was you Zhu Daliang, and no one else would come.
When this movie arrives here, it seems to be a little bland, just a simple story, Zhu Daliang, a not good-looking young man, became a teacher in Class 8 of 5 years, that's all.
So, what exactly do you want to say?
That's right, all the leaders know very well in their hearts, isn't this movie on the book at one time?
What are you Bai Shiqiu going to say?
It was at this time that a girl appeared.
"Goddess Xiaowen!"
That's right, Xiaowen appeared, and Xiaowen, who was wearing a noodle bag school uniform, was so shiny.
Among everyone, she can't be hidden, and all kinds of praise and praise from her classmates are even more ......
"This classmate, do you want it?"
"No, it's okay......"
A classmate fell, and Xiaowen was helpful and showed good morals.
Wow, such a nice girl, whose family is this?
Someone looked in one direction, and there was a leader in that direction, surnamed Tian.
It's not that I'm recognizing the wrong person, but I think that this Xiaowen's prototype seems to have something to do with the leader's daughter.
But, soon, no one thought so, because as soon as this little girl came home.
"Ahaha......" immediately transformed into a little otaku girl obsessed with online games.
Obsessed with online gaming?
Alas, good!
The things that the leaders were waiting for finally came.