Meng Shujun and Qiansan sat side by side in the black and white impermanence room, both with blue noses and swollen faces, blue and purple.

Qian San rubbed the bruises on his face, and said angrily: "Meng Shujun, how many times have Gu told you, don't slap your face!" Don't slap your face! There will be a meeting in a while, how do you let Lone come to power! "If he appeared on the stage with this dignity, his reputation as the king of the underworld would be completely ruined!

Meng Shujun moved his muscles and bones, and also rubbed the red and swollen scars on his face, and scolded: "Damn! Blame me! Speak as if you didn't hit me in the face! Fight people, you kid is still unreasonable! Lao Tzu still has injuries on his body, can't you lighten it! ”

"Who did it first!"

"Get out! Lao Tzu looks better than you! So Lao Tzu was slapped in the face, and Lao Tzu lost even more! "Meng Shujun has always thought that he is more handsome than Qiansan, although both of them are the kind of little white-faced appearance of Sven scum, but Qiansan is obviously a little more like a good person than Meng Shujun.

Qiansan was just about to say something, the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate, he motioned Meng Shujun to shut up with his eyes, and then answered with a hard breath: "Hey? ”

The person on the phone kept reading something, but it didn't look like a good thing, because Qiansan's expression became more and more solemn, and finally he was unusual, and he rarely yelled angrily, "Get out".

When he hung up the phone, Meng Shujun gloated and smiled: "Look! Let you deduct your wages! Your men are in trouble! ”

Qiansan looked at his smug little expression speechlessly, and sighed: "I'm really sorry, it has something to do with you." The designer of the Hell Workplace Handbook called me and told me that the product had failed and that he was going to give up on it. ”

Meng Shujun was petrified.

Give up R&D!

Actually gave up research and development!

He's still tied to this garbage system! How can you give up R&D! You're forcing me to give up treatment and wait for death!

Suddenly felt that the mechanical female voice in his head was even more noisy, and Meng Shujun fell to the ground without love, "I don't want to live anymore." ”

At this time, I inexplicably wanted to sing a song.

Snowflakes fluttering ~ north wind Xiao Xiao ~

Qiansan looked at him silently, picked up the knife he threw on the ground at some point, handed it to him, and said with a smile: "Cut it on the neck, it will be very fast, it won't hurt." ”

"! If it had been done with a single cut, Lao Tzu would have died a long time ago! ”

Meng Shujun said, I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, you are very bad!

"Don't be too upset, it looks like this product will just urge you to work, and the rest will have no effect, just bear with it!"

"You tied a garbage semi-finished product to Lao Tzu, and now you have to give up research and development, and there is no backstage, who knows how this system works! In case you send Lao Tzu a ban on watching movies during working hours that day, Lao Tzu will definitely tear down your hell! ”

Qiansan smiled and asked, "Then what do you want?" ”

Meng Shujun took his knife and said in a strange manner: "You lend me your phone first, I want to curse." ”

Qiansan unsuspectingly handed him his newly bought mobile phone, and by the way, helped him dial the designer of the "Hell Workplace Handbook".

"Alas! I'm so envious! This XX mobile phone seems to be very expensive! Why don't I have a phone? Meng Shujun felt more and more unfair, why could he use this incredibly expensive mobile phone, but he had to guard a landline?

Qiansan innocently said: "If you can work diligently, then your salary can buy dozens of these mobile phones." ”

"Get out! If it weren't for you to deduct Lao Tzu's salary, not pay bonuses, and not provide food, would Lao Tzu have fallen to this point! ”

Just then, the hapless designer got on the phone.

"Hey—"

Meng Shujun came up angrily, and said angrily: "What do you mean! What do you mean by not developing! ”

Only then did the designers discover that the caller was not their Hades, but more like a short-tempered retard.

"Sir, our team has found that there are too many bugs in this product, which cannot be repaired, and the capital investment is not enough, the reason, you should ask Lord Hades. Now our team is already poor and can't afford to eat, and they are about to go to the show, there is no way, there is no sales market, after all, no one wants to have something ringing in their heads all the time, and we can only put this product on hold. ”

"I understand all this, and I also deeply understand your Hades' slamming...... Who the can give me an explanation, though! How did you bind this junk product that has not been listed! ”

The designer was stunned and stammered: "No wonder we found that the number of products was one less a few days ago, how did you bind it?" ”

Meng Shujun laughed angrily and asked, "You actually came to ask me?" You're a designer, and you're still asking me? ”

"Our design theory is to bind by eating capsules, but a few days ago we tried to bind with sound waves, but after testing, we decided not to implement it, did you happen to run into our system in the experimental stage?"

Damn, one or two are unreliable! Is Lao Tzu the Emperor of Europe? These things can be encountered!

Meng Shujun's face darkened, and with a force in his hand, he directly crushed the XX brand expensive mobile phone.