Chapter 380: Fake Foreign Devils
Another man walked out of the woods, still middle-aged, wearing a well-tailored suit, a tie, shiny leather shoes, a big back, black and shiny hair, and the two mustaches on his lips especially added a bit of a gentle gentlemanly temperament.
He took a step, watching that he walked very slowly step by step, but in the blink of an eye, he appeared ten meters away from Mu Tang and the others, smiled slightly, nodded his head, and said, "Please let me introduce me first, my name is Zheng Xianyao." It's rude to come here without any presumptuousness. But believe me, I have no ill will towards you. โ
The middle-aged hedgehog-headed man over there said: "Friend, everything is first-come, first-come." I knocked them down from the sky, and I intercepted them, and now you are stepping in the foot, is it too much? โ
Zheng Xianyao turned his head slightly to look at him, shook his head and said: "Let you tell the truth, robbery is robbery, robbery is already wrong, and you not only want to rob, but also kill people, who did it too much?" Moreover, you 'wicked people' of the five colors have done many evils and committed countless evils, but no one with a righteous conscience will stand idly by when they see you committing evil deeds. โ
The middle-aged hedgehog head laughed three times and mocked: "It's a hypocritical villain again." Yes, I'm here to grab the bones of the saints, and not only do I want to shoot the bones of the saints, but I want to slaughter them all. What about you? Haha, don't tell me that you ran to the wilderness this big night to spread out and enjoy the night view. โ
Zheng Xianyao said: "Naturally, I am also here for the 'saint's bones'. โ
The hedgehog-headed middle-aged man said: "Then let's not laugh at fifty steps and take a hundred steps." โ
Zheng Xianyao shook his head and said, "I do want to get the 'Saint Bones', but don't compare me to you. โ
"What? Do you still want to spend money on it? Hum. If you had money, the 'bones of the saints' would not have fallen into the hands of these wretched people. โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "Hey, keep your mouth clean, who is the crumbs?" It's clear that you're the crumb. By the way, I almost forgot that you are a 'five-colored demon', hehe, don't be complacent, now there is a man called 'Dragon Ruins' looking for you everywhere, his methods are very interesting, not to kill you, but to cut off your hands and feet, so that you can't die, it's not good to live. Shepherd...... Hiro, right? โ
Mu Tang nodded and said, "Yes, that's right!" โ
At this time, except for Mu Tang, no one noticed that Li Sisi, who was holding in Mu Tang's arms, quietly held a finger bone of the "remains of the saint...... The little face looked peaceful, as if everything that was happening around her had nothing to do with her.
Zhao Tianjiao said: "You'd better hurry up and pray to your five garbage gods now, and pray that the 'Dragon Ruins' won't come up." At the same time, I am now praying to the 'Virgin' and that she will send the 'Dragon Ruins' to rescue us. Let's compare and see if your garbage god works, or if the 'Virgin' is more effective. โ
The hedgehog-headed middle-aged man's face was already tense as if it was about to crack in the next second, but he didn't pay attention to Mu Tang and them, compared to these nasty rats, that Zheng Xianyao was the big enemy he really had to be wary of, and at the same time, he also laughed at himself in his heart, "I was actually upset by a group of ants, it's ridiculous!" โ
As a "territorial power", his spirit is undoubtedly tenacious, but his heart is still fragile, jumping, and difficult to control.
Zheng Xianyao said: "A few little friends, as the old saying goes: the husband is not guilty of his crimes!" This 'remains of a saint' is like a priceless jade, if you don't have enough strength to hold it, it will only bring you death. I know that several of them are very brave and do not allow life and death, but it is really unwise to hold on to the 'bones of saints' knowing that they cannot keep the 'bones of saints', but they will not let go and give their lives in vain. I don't know if I can sell it to you. Of course, it is not bought with money, first, money is a mundane thing, and it is really humiliating to trade it for the 'bones of a saint', and secondly, I am really shy in my pocket. It just so happens that I have a few 'ancient relics' in my hands, which are naturally far less precious than 'saint bones', but compared to 'saint bones', these things of mine are more practical to you. โ
Zhao Tianjiao sighed, "Frankly speaking, brother, I really want to use this useless skeleton to exchange a few more practical 'ancient relics' with you, but just now I swore to the 'Holy Mother', saying that if I want to hand it over to the state, then I have to hand it over to the country, otherwise I won't be able to become a saint in the future." If we 'soul qi warriors' can't become saints, what can we pursue in this life? You said no? You see, if not, let's make another deal. โ
Zheng Xianyao said: "Oh? I would like to hear about it. โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "You are tired, give us a few days as bodyguards, escort us and the 'remains of the saint' into the capital, and then hand them over to the state." When the time comes, you can be regarded as a great merit to the country, and when you want to use the 'remains of a saint' in the future, you will talk to the government, and the government will not refuse if it is reasonable and reasonable. After all, the government wishes that we would have a few more saints in Kyushu. In this way, you can save a few hard-won 'ancient relics', and second, you can show your face in front of the high-level Kyushu government, and there are only advantages and no disadvantages. It's a good deal, right? โ
Zheng Xianyao nodded, and shook his head casually, "What you said makes sense, in fact, my purpose is also to hand over the 'saint's bones' to the state." โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "That's exactly ......"
But I heard Zheng Xianyao say: "It's just that the country I want to hand over is not the 'Republic of Kyushu', but the 'Na'vi Federation'." โ
"Rub!" Zhao Tianjiao shouted, "I thought you were a good person, but you are a fake foreign devil for a long time." Why didn't you say it earlier, causing me to waste so much expression and saliva. Then we don't need to talk about it anymore. There are two kinds of people that this handsome guy hates the most in his life, the first one is 'Qin traitor', and the second is a fake foreign devil like you, who obviously has a Kyushu face, but he works hard for those foreign devils as a lackey. That is, I don't have enough skills now, otherwise your mother who beat you won't recognize you. โ
Zheng Xianda's eyes twitched, but he still maintained a gentle smile, and said with a graceful demeanor: "The young man is really vigorous. It's just that at this moment, this is really not the time to discuss the position of the country. In the current situation, you will not be able to guard the 'bones of the saints'. Leave it to me, and I will protect you from harm, and promise you an absolutely generous reward. I can even make you a second-class elite citizen of the 'Na'vi Federation'. But he will not only snatch the bones of the saints, but he will also kill you. That's all I say, and it's up to you to decide what you do. โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "Hahaha, second-class elite citizen? This handsome guy is a first-class top nobleman in Kyushu, and he wants me to go to 'Nami' to be a second-class pariah? You're kidding me, aren't you? Uh-huh, you must be kidding me! Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you, one of you is a cult demon, the other is a fake foreign devil, I'm so handsome, I don't have a common topic with you. There is only one (body) of the 'remains of a saint', but how do you two divide them? Simple, the two of you fight first, whoever wins, come and snatch it. yes, you guessed that right, I'm going to let you two do it and lose both, and then we'll take the opportunity to slip away, how about I'm honest, right? โ
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The hedgehog-headed middle-aged man and Zheng Xianyao glanced at each other.
"Friend, these guys are really annoying, they are as noisy as flies, why don't we deal with them first, and then decide where the 'Saint's Bones' belong, how about it?"
As soon as the middle-aged hedgehog head finished speaking, without waiting for Zheng Xianyao to speak, Zhao Tianjiao said: "Hey, are you a fool when you are a man?" Not to mention that in the end, the 'saint's bones' may not fall into his hands, even if he snatches it, his master is far away from the other side of the 'Pacific Ocean'. And the nest of your cult demons is in Kyushu, and there are your people everywhere. Will he be able to run out of your chase then? Otherwise, fake foreign devils, let's change the previous deal......"
The middle-aged man with the head of the hedgehog shouted: "You shut up for me!" โ
"How old are you, and I'll shut up if you tell me to shut up? Cut! Zhao Tianjiao continued to say to Zheng Xianyao, "Don't continue to mess with your Na'vi master, it's useless." As far as I know, 'old Qin' like you are at most a second-class elite citizen in the Na'vi Federation, and after all, you are not a pariah slave who wipes the ass of those first-class citizens. You mix with me, I will let your slave turn over and sing, and there will be great glory and wealth! โ
Zheng Xianyao smiled: "Oh? Hearing you say that, I really can't help but want to ask what kind of background you have. โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "Ahem! Prick up your ears and listen, the old man in this handsome guy's family, unfortunately, is one of the ten big names in 'Donglai Pavilion'. How's that, surprised, surprised? In the previous feudal era, a prince like me, to say the least, was a prince, so he still had a chance to be an emperor, hehe! See these guys? The real 'Donglai Pavilion Bodyguard' - oh, that doesn't count, he's just a follower. โ
Mu Tang, who gave a special name, rolled his eyes, and the look in his eyes was clearly to say: "I'll just watch you pretend quietly. Force. โ
Zheng Xianyao said: "Forgive me for being clumsy, I didn't see that Your Excellency had such a noble background. โ
Zhao Tianjiao said: "How about it, mix with me, don't you be wronged, right?" โ
Zheng Xianyao shook his head and said, "Let me refuse." โ
Zhao Tianjiao glared: "Huh? โ
"On this celestial sphere, only the blonde-haired, white-skinned 'Cruyaรงo (the largest and strongest people of the Na'vi) are truly the noblest and finest race. And the black-haired, black-eyed, yellow-skinned 'Old Qin people' are the lowest and most despicable. How foolish is it to abandon the glory and bright future of the higher races and follow the lowest inferior peoples? Zheng Xianyao's tone was flat, as if he was saying something that was taken for granted, "Friend opposite, I have a proposal, why not listen to it?" โ
The hedgehog-headed middle-aged man said stiffly: "Listen up." "He is also black-haired, black-eyed and yellow-skinned, and he is degraded as an inferior nation, so he is naturally unhappy in his heart.
Zheng Xianyao said: "We don't have to fight. As far as I know, there are also some friendly exchanges between your religion and my country. This time, for the sake of the 'Bones of a Saint', we are fully cooperating. At this moment, there must have been a lot of people who knew about the existence of the 'Saint's Bones'. The battle for the 'bones of a saint' is bound to be a clash between great powers! Nowadays, we are all in the territory of Kyushu, and Kyushu has a unique advantage. With you alone, or just us, even if you grab the 'remains of the saint' today, you will be surrounded and intercepted by the Kyushu government and all forces in Kyushu in the future, and you will not be able to protect it at all. However, if you and I work together, there is a great chance that we will have the 'bones of the saints', and then we can share them. In this way, it will be of great benefit to both you and me. โ
The middle-aged hedgehog head looked at him, as if he was considering the feasibility of Zheng Xianyao's proposal.
Zhao Tianjiao said: "I said hedgehog head, don't you believe this fake foreign devil?" Use your brain and think about it, there is a superpower behind people, a big religion behind you, or a notorious cult, and you two cooperate? Hey, when the time comes, people will stand on the moral high ground and sell you clean in minutes. Hearing what he just said, the yellow-skinned ones are all cheap, and people don't treat you as people, maybe it's cheaper than a pig. Let's ask, will people talk to pigs about credit? โ
Zheng Xianyao sighed and said: "When others speak, you have interjected and made trouble again and again, and you don't even have this minimum quality, saying that you are an inferior race, and you really haven't wronged you." โ
Zhao Tianjiao turned his head to look at Mu Tang, "Hey, this guy's poisonous tongue is fighting with you, I'm about to light a fire for him, sigh to myself, you go!" โ
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