Chapter 215: The Heavenly Pillar Really Collapsed
Yi Xiao was stunned, looked at his fist, hugged his legs left and right, and said with teary eyes: "Xiaoxiao, you beat your father to save us, it's none of your business." ”
Yi Xiao suddenly picked up the two of them, kissed them left and right, and turned in a circle happily: "Lao Tzu has finally defeated this bastard!"
This time it was the turn of the left and the right to be at a loss, even if they had been following Yi Xiao since they could remember, they still couldn't understand why he was so happy that he knocked his father unconscious.
"Are you happy, are you happy, jump a few more times, I'll wait for you?" The voice of the Heavenly Emperor came from the ground, and Yi Xiao almost fell.
"If you don't have fun for a while, I'll pretend to faint for a while. ”
Yi Xiao said in a sullen voice: "Stinky old man, what do you want to do?"
Only then did the Emperor turn over and touch his face, this expression made Yi Xiao want to punch him again.
"Do you want to be ashamed, you are so old, and you still appear like this, which girl do you want to deceive?"
The Emperor of Heaven licked his face and said, "Your father is handsome, right? If you were as handsome as I am, I wouldn't be a bachelor now." ”
Yi Xiao's face suddenly turned black to the bottom of the pot, but the Emperor of Heaven didn't think so, and continued to poke at his pain, saying: "These two little ones are cute enough, and they are really five points similar to their mothers." ”
"Shut up. ”
The Emperor of Heaven let out a long sigh and said, "When you are old, you are useless, and your sons are not filial." After so long, he didn't come to see me, I came to see him, he was beaten and scolded, and he was angry with me, an old man. ”
"Then go back!"
"I can't go back, I'm here, my son, grandson, and grandson are all here, and I don't kowtow my head or pay tribute to tea. My old man didn't have this face to go back. ”
"No tea, get out!"
The Emperor of Heaven ignored him, took out two sachets from his sleeve, handed them to Zuozuo and Youyou, and said, "Your grandmother gave it, come, take it." ”
Left and right looked at each other and didn't dare to take it, and the Emperor of Heaven said to Lan Wei again: "I didn't know in advance that there was a little guy here, it's okay, grandpa will pass you two tricks later, which is a meeting gift." ”
Lan Wei immediately knelt down and thanked him, and the Emperor laughed and said, "There is an obedient one." ”
"You can go. Yi Xiao took the sachet and gave one to each person.
"I said what's the matter with you kid, you can't kiss hot spots when you see your father. ”
Yi Xiao rolled his eyes, and the Emperor of Heaven returned the roll of his eyes, and said, "If it weren't for your mother worrying about you, I wouldn't be too lazy to do this thankless job." ”
"I knew you weren't so kind. ”
The Emperor of Heaven was speechless, thought about it, and pointed at it, the three dolls stopped moving in an instant, Yi Xiao looked at it and said, "What are you doing for? I'm all here, what else are you worried about?"
Heavenly Emperor Zhengse said: "Son, you have not been in the Immortal Transformation Institute for a short time, do you think this is a peaceful place?"
Seeing that Yi Xiao didn't answer, the Emperor of Heaven said again: "Has Cangming found it?"
"Found it. ”
"Really?"
"I don't understand, why are you all looking for her, it's been 10,000 years, it's been 10,000 years, she has already turned into another person, is it useful to find it now?"
"Don't care if it's useful or not, what you have to do now is to definitely not let her and Cangluo leave the Immortal Transformation Academy. ”
"Can you leave? Who is here and can still go?"
After Yi Xiao's words came out, he suddenly understood something, and said, "Something happened above?"
"Can't get out, with your father here, who can turn the sky upside down?"
"Old man, don't coax me, I'll ask you again, has the pillar collapsed?"
"It's not collapsing. ”
"Sure enough, it collapsed. ”
“......”
Yi Xiao knows his father very well, and it is not surprising that he answers a question very decisively at a time, if he even says the same answer without hesitation on both occasions, it is a problem. He deliberately deceived him again, but he didn't expect him to acquiesce.
Yi Xiao's brain hurt a little, the Heavenly Pillar really collapsed, the collapse of the Heavenly Pillar means that the Heavenly Realm is unbalanced, and soon there will be evil demons born chaotically, and demons from all walks of life will definitely take this opportunity to invade the Heavenly Realm, and when the Heavenly Dao does not exist, it will inevitably affect the balance of the human world and even the entire Six Realms.
"Is it really collapsed? Then Shen Tu, oh, no, no, you are looking for Cangming, just to make up for the Heavenly Pillar? No, why did you ask me not to let her go out with Cangluo?"
The Heavenly Emperor said: "The Heavenly Pillar has indeed collapsed, but it is not to the point of irretrievability, you have not been in the upper realm for a long time, and I don't know that the upper realm is no longer the situation it used to be." The strange collapse of the heavenly pillars this time is also in the northwest under the jurisdiction of Shentu, and your father can't help but guard against it. ”
Yi Xiao frowned and said, "In this way, Shentu is indeed looking for Cangming to make up for the Heavenly Pillar. And you don't let them go back, just so that he can't make up for the pillars of heaven. ”
The Heavenly Emperor snorted, and Yi Xiao said something that made him almost vomit blood: "Which of you two is good and who is bad?"
The Emperor of Heaven took off his shoes and chased after him, saying, "Do you say that about your father? Your father can still be bad? You are a little conscienceless, and every day will block me." ”
Yi Xiao said while hiding: "If you don't go, how can you make up for this heavenly pillar?" You say, you make it clear first, and only by making it clear can you prove your innocence." ”
The Emperor of Heaven was so angry that his chest rose and fell violently, he was considered to have served the second child of his own family, how could he give birth to such a son with the Queen of Heaven so smart.
Yi Xiao saw that he was really angry with his father, and he didn't dare to make a mistake, so he took the shoes in his hand and squatted down to put them on him personally, and the emperor's anger was a little smoother.
"Now that the Heavenly Pillar has only collapsed, I have gone to see it, and it is not a big problem, and there is no problem at all with Shen Tu's troops to defend the northwest gate. ”
"What if it continues to collapse?"
This sentence provoked the Emperor of Heaven to slap the flying shoes again, Yi Xiao quickly helped him pick up the shoes and put them on for him, the Emperor of Heaven said angrily: "If it collapses again, if it collapses again, it means that there is a problem with his true martial god monarch's virtue, and I will spare him." ”
Yi Xiao puffed and smiled: "Blow it, you, if you can avoid it, you will be exempted long ago." ”
The Emperor of Heaven slapped him on the head, Yi Xiao received this slap, the Emperor of Heaven was stunned, he didn't expect that his slap would be hit.
"Well, the thought is almost gone, and I'm leaving. ”
"Let's go, let's go, don't come if it's okay, you are upset when you see me. By the way, tell your daughter-in-law and thank her for her sachets. ”
"If you want to say it yourself, your mother actually misses you very much. ”
"Excuse me, why don't you take the sachet back?"
"You stinky boy, that's your mother, you still hold a grudge?"
"You don't hold grudges, and you can't forget. ”
Yi Xiao pointed to the left and right and said, "If it weren't for your daughter-in-law, I should have my own daughter-in-law." ”
"I'll forget it, tell you to have a snack on something, this thing can't be sloppy. ”
"Got it. ”
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