"I said I was your nephew, you are my aunt, do you believe it?" I said in a deep voice to Yu Qian's mother.

"Little brother, don't be kidding, my daughter is a few years older than you, if my sister is still alive, her son must be older than my daughter." She looked at me, shook her head and smiled wryly.

"Chen Jiu, did you have a convulsion today?" Yu Qian looked at me with idiot eyes.

"I really didn't lie to you, when I finish hanging my filial piety, I'll take you to my house to see, my mother is really like your mother, you can see it at a glance." I explained to Yu Qian.

"Really?" They both asked me at the same time.

I nodded, and didn't say anything more, if it weren't for my mother's life experience that has been struggling with me all these years, I really don't want to recognize this relative, once I let this relative, I don't know why, I always feel panicked.

The two of them glanced at each other, and Yu Qian said, "Mother, haven't you been worrying about your aunt's affairs?" Later, I can go to his house with Chen Jiu to have a look, it won't take long to go back and forth. ”

"Good!" Yu Qian's mother agreed, and her eyes became a little kind when she looked at me.

In this matter, I didn't say anything more, so I asked Yu Qian to get three buckets of ceremonial flowers and a roll of earth red, and then put on a regular filial piety dress for her mother, ready to hang her filial piety.

Prepare these things, it's almost ten o'clock in the evening, Yu Qian planned to drive to hang filial piety, but I stopped her, I told her, since it is to invite her mother's family, you must be sincere, what's the matter with driving a car, is it showing?

She smiled awkwardly when I said this, and it was hard to say anything, but her mother smiled and said, "Since Ah Da is my mother-in-law's mother's family, I should respect it in terms of etiquette, but I was negligent before." ”

I don't know what's going on, but when I told me that she looked like my mother, she looked at me with a very kind look in her eyes, even smiling.

The tombstone shop is not very far from the mourning hall, that is, two or three hundred meters, the three of us are carrying flashlights, I am carrying two buckets of ceremonial flowers, Yu Qian is carrying a bucket, and Yu Qian's mother is wearing a filial piety dress and holding a roll of earth red.

After walking for about ten minutes, the three of us came to the tombstone shop, the door of the store was not closed, Ah Da sat alone in the store and drank alcohol, and his mood looked very bad.

"Who will take the filial piety?" Yu Qian put the ceremonial flowers on the ground and took out a blank piece of paper for me.

I took the blank paper and looked at it, the font on it was not bad, it should be written with a stammer, and it was written, 'Grandmother Liu Jinxiu unfortunately passed away, and today I came to invite my cousin Lin Zhihui to offer incense in front of my grandmother's hall to comfort the soul of the old man in the sky. ”

It stands to reason that the blank paper should be written in the identity of Yu Qian's mother, but we left in a bit of a hurry, and we didn't have time to change it, so we just let Yu Qian's mother and daughter hang their filial piety together, which can be regarded as a kind of sincerity!

I handed her the blank paper and said, "Go ahead and let you take it!" Even if you mother and daughter come together to hang Ah Da! ”

"Is that okay?" Yu Qian's mother asked on the side.

I glanced at Yu Qian, she was wearing a set of filial piety clothes, although it was not as formal as her mother, but it was okay, nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Maybe the sound of the three of us chatting startled Ah Da in the tombstone store, he glanced in our direction, didn't speak, stood up, closed the door of the store, Yu Qian walked forward, and wanted to say something.

I grabbed her, shook my head, and said, "Ah Da is admitting the identity of his mother's family, otherwise he will not close the door, this is testing your sincerity, now it depends on how you let Ah Da open the door of the store and accept your filial piety." ”

To tell the truth, in fact, hanging filial piety is very simple, the difficulty is to invite the mother's family, especially those who are difficult to speak, there is not enough sincerity to move them at all, to say an unlucky word, this hanging filial piety is similar to the marriage of the door, watching people go.

And in the current situation, there is no doubt that Ah Da belongs to the kind of person who is difficult to invite. For this, I am very puzzled, it is said that Ah Da is not bad. I remember the first time I saw him, his tone was very cold, and he had eight-pack abs on his body, which made me mistakenly think that he was a black bodyguard, and he looked at funeral customs very lightly.

"What did you impress him? What are your customs? Yu Qian asked me puzzled.

"How did you hang your filial piety before?" I asked her rhetorically.

"I just drove a car, parked in front of his shop, set off a firecracker, and told him that my grandmother was dead, and asked him to put incense on the pillar to comfort the old man's spirit in the sky, I was afraid of offending him, and the tone was very good, where do you know, he said a word, and closed the door of the store." Yu Qian said unconvinced, looking at it like that, she had been wronged by her filial piety before.

"Made, how can you hang filial piety like this, it's your luck that he didn't beat you, why do you go to hang filial piety like this, you are cursing the dead of his family!" I scolded, eager to slap her, I thought that after I left, she would at least ask others how to hang filial piety, as long as I asked a random person, this situation would not occur.

She was scolded by me like this, standing aside and staring dryly, and she couldn't say anything.

I walked up to Yu Qian's mother and whispered, "After the fireworks and firecrackers are over, you need to knock on the door of the store seven times, and then kneel on the ground and cry loudly...... By the way, what's your name? I'll need your name to pronounce the words. ”

She nodded and said, "Huqin! I don't know what's going on, after saying this name, her tears fell down, and she should have thought of something sad like this.

I didn't say anything, walked to the door of the tombstone shop, slapped my palms three times, stretched my voice, and shouted: "Today, Huqin mother and daughter have come to pay their filial piety and filial piety!" ”

After saying this, I hurriedly lit a roll of firecrackers, and then lit three barrels of fireworks, and in an instant, the night that was still quiet became extremely lively, and many people opened their windows to look over.

After the sound of firecrackers and fireworks stopped, I motioned to Huqin to knock on the door, she nodded, took Yu Qian, knocked seven times, knelt on the ground, and cried loudly: "Thousands of miles of long days to release sad sounds, the Yu family is not very far from their mother, the children fall into tears, looking forward to the return of their mother, but it is a pity that the mother goes to the west, leaving the children to hate for a thousand years, crying and parting in front of the door tonight, when the nephew and daughter-in-law of the virtuous nephew pick up." ”

Don't really say it, Huqin's crying, I almost cried when I heard it, the voice was particularly desolate, Yu Qian on the side seemed to be affected by this sound, and it was also a bitter cry, the mother and daughter cried together, it was really touching.

I don't know what Ah Da thinks, the door of the tombstone shop is still closed, without a sound, this situation is a little wrong, is Ah Da afraid of spending money? Unwilling to admit the identity of his mother's family.

It is not unreasonable for me to think so, there is no doubt that the power of the mother's family of a woman's funeral is great, in terms of money, the mother's family is also the most ruthless, the mother's family needs to invite the dragon not to say for the time being, but also need to do lifting, invite the theater troupe, with the gift money, order the master, etc., a funeral down, at least it will cost thousands to tens of thousands. Therefore, there are also some people who are reluctant to admit the identity of their mother's family. (Note: The immediate family members of the deceased's mother's family have died, and only the cousin and nephew are left)

But, no, if Ah Da was afraid of spending money and not recognizing the identity of his mother's family, he would not have closed the store before, so what was the reason for Ah Da to close the door?