Chapter 927: Scumbag (3 chapters)

"You're sick in the head, aren't you?"

Wu Di glanced at Jiang Churou, and reprimanded angrily: "Who is willing to die with you?"

At the end, he added: "Inexplicably, can you look like a normal human?"

"Flutter-"

Jiang Churou couldn't help but laugh when she saw Wu Di's serious appearance, "Your sister, it's good to have such a beautiful woman as Miss Ben who is willing to accompany you to hell, and where else to pick and choose, it's just a blessing in the blessing!"

"Get out, brother still has so many beauties in the yang world, isn't it a big loss to go to hell alone with you?" Wu Di responded with a smile.

"Flowers...... Scumbag scumbag scumbag ......"

Jiang Churou waited for Wu Enemy resentfully, and scolded him vigorously.

She scolded for a while, probably quieting down when she was tired of scolding.

"Hey, I was the first to confess to you, why didn't you agree to be my girlfriend, but choose Su Qingmei first?"

Jiang Churou looked at Wu Di with a puzzled gaze.

"Didn't you already know? Su Qingmei helped me block the gun, did you let me live up to the kindness of others and trample on the truth?" Wu Di rolled his eyes in response.

"I don't believe it, there must be other reasons!" Jiang Churou stared at Wu Di with straight eyes, like a judge trying a prisoner.

"Why don't you believe me?"

"Because of a woman's sixth sense!"

"Well, there are indeed other reasons. ”

"Say it quickly, talk about it ......"

Jiang Churou couldn't wait to urge Wu Di.

Wu Di pretended to think for a while before responding in an extremely embarrassed tone: "Because...... Because your gentle township is too big, and your appearance is so young. If I want to go out shopping with you, won't I be treated as a seduce or a minor?"

"Get out—"

Jiang Chu roared at Wu Di softly, as if he was about to take revenge on him, "Bastard, it's obvious that you dislike the old lady, and you are looking for these interfaces indiscriminately." ”

"Don't make trouble!" Wu Di held the steering wheel with his left hand, and pushed Jiang Churou out with his right hand.

It's just that......

When he instinctively pushed Jiang Churou out with his right hand, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong.

His right hand didn't seem to be pushing Jiang Churou's arm, nor his lower abdomen, but somewhere soft.

This is soft, cotton and elastic, warm and soft, very much like a mother's embrace, which makes people can't help but float back to their childhood.

"Oh also—"

Wu Di shouted with intoxication on his face, and instinctively grabbed a handful of the soft place to see what kind of material this material was made of.

"Ahh

Jiang Churou suddenly burst out with a terrible scream, as if she had encountered a ghost in broad daylight.

"Smack-"

She stretched out her hand to push away Wu Di's salty pig hand, and shouted again with all her might: "Hooligans, you stinky rascal?"

The next moment, she rushed towards Wu Di even more angrily, as if she was going to tear him apart.

"Damn—"

Wu Di shouted in surprise, and suddenly retreated in the opposite direction, but the 'bang' knot slammed into the door panel.

He was a little forgotten by Jiang Churou's suddenness just now, and he was driving at this time.

"Don't make a fuss...... I'm driving, I don't want to go to hell!"

Wu Di quickly came back to his senses and pushed Jiang Churou away.

It doesn't matter if you don't push, you touch the soft and gentle place when you push.

"Damn—"

Wu Di shouted in surprise, he really wanted to cut off his arm.

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He just wants to push Jiang Churou away, where is he thinking too much about this?

Who knew that he was originally looking at the push of his arm, but because Jiang Churou squirmed, he pressed firmly on the soft place.

Wu Di dared to swear in the name of his ex-girlfriend that if he really wanted to take advantage of Jiang Churou's softness just now, then let his ex-girlfriend thunder and die in the sky!

"Ahh

Jiang Churou shouted loudly again, and pounced on him again with teeth and claws, and roared in extreme annoyance: "It wasn't intentional...... You dare to tell me that you didn't mean to be caught twice in a row. ”

"Oh my God!"

Wu Di screamed in pain, he felt that he was now a yellow mud and dropped his pants, and it was not but!

"Don't make a fuss!"

Wu Di reacted quickly, grabbed Jiang Churou's little hand and pounced on him, preventing her from continuing to move forward and be violent to herself.

What made Wu Di Qingxin feel bad was that after his careful research, there was no mistake this time.

If you really want to make a mistake and press on the place where you shouldn't press again, Wu Di feels that he should really find a noodle and hang himself!

"Bastard, you actually took the opportunity to take advantage of me, I want to kill you, kill you!" Jiang Churou's body was frozen by brute force, but her emotions were not suppressed, and she still roared at Wu Enemy.

"If you don't want to die, don't make trouble for me, drive!"

Wu Di glared at her fiercely, and said in a very sharp tone: "I said that I didn't mean it, who made you rush towards me unexpectedly?" I was driving the car, while I was afraid that you would writhe indiscriminately and cause a car accident, I instinctively stretched out my hand and touched it, do you think I did it on purpose?"

"Hmph, you obviously did it on purpose!" Jiang Chu scolded softly, but his anger was obviously much less.

Obviously, she also understands that she is driving at the moment, and this is not the time to be willful.

"I really don't!"

Wu Di explained this again with a solemn face, and suddenly pushed Jiang Churou away and said: "Don't make trouble, sit down and don't move, if there is any danger, it will hurt!

"Hmph!" Jiang Churou sat down and lashed out at Wu Di angrily: "Even a delicate beauty sits beside you, you don't even have any ideas, and it's too insulting to hold it." I'd rather you say you want it!"

Wu Di: "......"

He felt that he was momentarily wronged to the extreme, and he didn't ...... Is it for the whole group of men?

Is there such a bully?

Say that a man is a hooligan if you move your hands and feet, and insult a woman's charm and hit a woman's self-esteem without using your hands and feet?

Madea –

It's so hard to be a man!

"Bang bang bang-"

Suddenly, there were several dull noises.

Wu Di noticed the abnormality in an instant, and when he stepped on the brakes of the vegetables, he grabbed Jiang Churou with his hand and pressed down, "Be careful, it's dangerous!"

"Bang Bang Bang-"

The moment Jiang Churou was escorted down, there was a sound of glass bursting from the windshield in front of the car, and then a large cloud of broken snowflakes appeared.

These snowflakes are formed by sharp objects that sprint at a very high speed and collide.

Fortunately, Wu Di's car was changed by Hu Lijing, and the engine was upgraded and the glass was replaced with bulletproof, otherwise it would be dangerous now!

"Ahh

Jiang Churou was violently pressed down on the chair by Wu Di, screaming in pain.

"Don't panic!"

Wu Di shouted a warning, and then pressed Jiang Churou's body even lower and said: "Hold the whole posture for me and don't raise my head, so as not to be shot in the head!"

(End of chapter)