"That's his sister!" The general stared at the ghost attendant with an unkind face, and looked like he was still not happy with beating him.

The ghost attendant shrank his neck and looked at the old man next to him. The old man glanced at the middle-aged general and said, "Okay, don't want to beat people at every turn, do you teach your son like this?" ”

The general stiffened his neck: "Dad, you beat our brothers more when you were a child!" ”

The old man rolled his eyes and said confidently: "It was then, and now the times are different, understand?" I'll whip you with your shoes again! ”

“……”

Lin Kai thought differently in his heart, his family was fine, and he was found out by others.

He observed the father and son, and when he saw that the ghost servant was eaten by his old man, he said, "This ...... General, I don't know what to call me into? ”

The general was angry at the old man, and snorted unhappily: "You taught my son to recite the Naraush Sutra?" If you don't study well at a young age, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will throw you into the army for thirty or fifty years! ”

"......" Lin Kai looked at the old man blankly, can you still operate like this?

The old man smiled at him and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, it's not an extraordinary time, and military service is not mandatory." Come, tell me what is the name of your text? ”

After he finished speaking, he pointed to the chair next to the ghost attendant and motioned for Lin Kai to go over and sit down.

The general was demolished by his Lao Tzu again, and his face was as red as pig's liver.

Yes, I originally planned to take Lin Kai home for questioning, but the old man knew about it, so he had to change it here. Now it's okay, teaching my son is not the opposite, but I will be taught by Lao Tzu.

Lin Kai pulled Xiao Lin over and sat down, and said frankly: "That is the Jizo Sutra that Mr. Yin and Yang in the countryside recites when he is doing things." ”

"......" The old man's face froze, his grandson read at home at night, is it a scripture for the dead to be used excessively? He turned his eyes around his son and grandson, and said to his son for a while: "Go back and beat this rabbit cub to death for me!" ”

The ghost waiter's face changed wildly.

"Uh...... Dad, it's good to be half dead, right? The general twitched his cheek a few times, and said cautiously in a consultative tone. He dared to guarantee that if he was louder at this time, the old man would definitely beat himself.

Lin Kai came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "What is recited to the dead is the Sutra of Salvation, and this Jizo Sutra is recited at the stage of praying for the blessing of the family, and it is the Sutra of Filial Piety!" ”

"Are you sure?" The old man stared at him suspiciously.

Lin Kai stiffened: "Sure, I promise I didn't teach him to save people!" ”

"Hehe, that's right, I was joking!" The old man waved his hand, as if to sweep away what he had just said.

The ghost servant wiped his cold sweat and glared at Lin Kai with resentment in his eyes.

"Although it is a prayer and a good intention, it is always bad for young people to be unenterprising, and to indulge in these illusory messes all day long." The ghost servant's Lao Tzu reminded the old man, "Why don't I beat him up?" ”

"Beat and beat, educate children to use more mouths and less hands, are you underwhelmed?" The old man blew his beard and glared.

Lin Kaifu is convinced, is this family really temperamental or acting? He looked at the ghost attendant and said, "Old man, since you're fine, can you ask someone to send me back?" ”

"Don't worry, listen to that kid Tengfei say, you can recite the true ability of this scripture, show me it?" The old man turned to him with great interest.

Tengfei is a ghost waiter, surnamed Song. Lin Kai looked at him, not knowing what this kid said. He thought for a moment, and waved his hand to roll up a cloudy wind on the flat ground, blowing the curtains and hunting, and the temperature in the living room plummeted by two degrees.

"That's it?" The old man glanced at his son suspiciously, and seemed to be a little disappointed: "It's cool, a fan on a hot day can save the electricity bill for turning on the air conditioner!" ”

The ghost attendant's father said with a straight face: "What does this have to do with chanting? ”

"Reciting sutras can adjust one's aura through syllables and spirits, and after long-term practice, the aura is strong and supernatural is self-generated. As for what abilities I can obtain, it's not absolute, my ability is to influence ghosts and make them let go of their obsessions and leave the yang world, so it's not easy to demonstrate. ”

"Isn't that just being a monk? Are you going to become a monk, you bastard? The general looked at the ghost attendant with a very wrong face. But Lin Kai's explanation is also consistent with the information he investigated that he helped the crematorium clean up the morgue, but he couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

Lin Kai sighed in his heart, it seems that the ghost servant Lao Tzu is still worried that his son will see through Hongchen and not look for a wife.

He quickly sorted out his thoughts and said: "Let's look at the problem objectively and dialectically, there is no absolute causal relationship between leaving the house and chanting the scriptures, you should see through the red dust and become a monk, even if you don't recite the scriptures, he will come out; The wine, meat, and flower monks who are not taboo for meat women have also existed since ancient times. ”

"I think that reciting scriptures to adjust one's aura does not necessarily make people lose their seven emotions and six desires, the key is whether their mentality needs it, of course, it may seem a bit idealistic to say so. Those who so-called see through the red dust are just using the practice of concentration to divert their spirits and suppress the seven emotions and six desires, which is the so-called suppression of the inner demons. For anything else, as long as you focus on it, it will have the same effect, such as those who are so focused on their careers that they are cold, and people will misunderstand this cause and effect when they reverse it. ”

"Okay, I didn't ask you to talk about the scriptures." The ghost attendant's father impatiently stopped Lin Kai from speaking at length, rendering the bunch of rhetoric he had prepared useless. When he first taught these various second-generation chants, he was worried that his family would find trouble, so he deliberately mixed up the forum and learned a lot of debate experience.

"In short, you are not allowed to recite the scriptures in the future, otherwise you will be thrown directly into the army for training!" The Ghost Attendant's father gave the Ghost Attendant a ban. The ghost servant looked at the old man with a sad face, but his grandfather was expressionless, and obviously didn't like him to play with this.

Lin Kai was a little weak when he saw this, this old man ate more salt than he had eaten, and it was unlikely that he would be fooled, if he believed that people really had no heart and lungs, it would be too naïve.

"Well, can I go back?" He asked cautiously again.

"Go ahead, I won't leave you to eat. Don't play these crooked ways in the future, otherwise I'll let you throw you into the army! The general squinted his eyes and snorted coldly.

Lin Kai chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly sat up straight and promised not to play.

"I'll send you back!" The ghost waiter jumped up and ran out of the door without waiting for him to say anything.

Lin Kai pulled his sister to say goodbye, and still went out of the villa with a little weakness.

After Lin Kai went out, the faces of the father and son in the living room gradually calmed down, and after a few minutes, the old man said: "I can't imagine that his old son is actually carrying out that task, but he has suffered this mother and son all these years, and without a correct guidance, it is no wonder that this kid has gone astray." When he returns, take care of him. ”

"I see, Dad!"