Early in the morning, Hesbai was woken up by the alarm clock and got out of bed.

According to the convention, he would wash his face and brush his teeth first, then go out for a morning run, buy breakfast on the way back, eat his share, and then put Wu Zhizhi's share in the rice cooker to set it warm, and then go to work.

But today seems a little different.

The difference was that as soon as he got up, he heard the faint sound of music coming from outside the door, and the sound of "plopping" and "plopping" jumping around.

Don't think about it, it must be that Wu Zhizhi said that he was stimulated again after a while last night, so he got up and danced abnormally.

He changed into sportswear, pushed the door out, looked at Wu Zhizhi and said, "What's the point of you fishing for three days and dancing on the net for two days?" It's better to go for a morning run with me, you run with me for a week, and it's guaranteed to be effective. ”

"I don't want to." Wu Zhizhi snorted and panted.

He Sibai was about to go out after washing his face and brushing his teeth, when he suddenly found that the pancakes and fruits on the table were still a little warm when he touched them.

He was stunned and asked, "You bought this?" ”

"That's right."

"Have you been out?"

"yes." Wu Zhizhi jumped and said, "I'm a little hungry, so I went downstairs to buy two pancakes and fruits, and bought two more porridges, my portion has already been eaten, and what I left for you is sausage and eggs." ”

"You just jump after eating, be careful of stomach sagging."

"No, I took another half an hour to finish eating."

He Sibai was even more surprised: "Then you are early enough today." ”

"yes." Wu Zhizhi replied, "I got up before eight o'clock." ”

"Oh." Hurth's white feet stepped out of the door, and suddenly came back to his senses, "What did you say?" What time is it? ”

Wu Zhizhi stopped and glanced at him: "It's not even eight o'clock." She looked up at the wall clock again, "It's almost nine o'clock, what are you going to do?" ”

Hurthberg took a step back and looked up at the clock on the wall, eight fifty-five.

Instantly exclaimed: "Why is it so late!" I thought it was only six o'clock! Am I sleeping? ”

He subconsciously took out his mobile phone and glanced at it: "No, six and fifteen." Then he suddenly slapped his head, "Oh, it must be Chen Jia's kid, I don't know what happened to my phone again." ”

After saying that, Hurth rushed back to the bedroom, changed his clothes, picked up the car keys and was about to go out.

"Hey, you haven't eaten!" Wu Zhizhi chased out barefoot.

"It's too late, I won't eat." He Sibai pressed the elevator for a long time but did not respond, so he simply took the safety exit and jumped down seven or eight steps at a time.

"Hey! Not really! Wu Zhizhi stood at the door stupidly, "As for it?" ”

Hulala ran to the window facing the staircase, and sure enough, within a few minutes, he saw He Sibai's figure.

"Heth White! Feed! ”

He Sibai had already run out seven or eight steps before he heard someone upstairs shouting to him and look back.

"Don't run! I lied to you! It's six and fifteen! Hahahaha! ”

"What?"

He Sibai was stunned for a long time, and then looked at the lock screen of his phone.

April 1, 6:20

Suddenly thinking of something, he pointed to Wu Zhizhi who had already laughed on the windowsill across countless floors, and couldn't say a word.

A few minutes later, the doorbell rang.

Wu Zhizhi was a little cautious.

He only opened the door inside and grinned softly, "Happy April Fool's Day." ”

"Shameless." He Sibai's face was full of grievances, and he pointed at her through the anti-theft net: "Shameless", and pouted and said fiercely, "Open the door!" Let me in! ”

"Hahahahaha!" Wu Zhizhi hugged his stomach and laughed.

"Quick! Open the door for me! Don't laugh, don't laugh! ”

"Okay, okay, I'll open the door for you!" Wu Zhizhi opened the door at this time, "Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahaha! ”

Wu Zhizhi laughed for a while, finally straightened up, looked at He Sibai and said, "You moved so fast just now!" Then follow his example, "Don't eat it!" Shout! Just fly out, hahahahaha! ”

"You're still laughing!" While munching on the pancake fruit, Hesibai slapped the table and grieved, "You ungrateful! I'm so good to you! That's what you did to me! It makes me so sad! Alas, it saddens me so much. ”

Wu Zhizhi looked at him and felt that although he was also laughing, he was a little desolate, and suddenly his heart softened, and he pinched his shoulder and apologized.

"I'm sorry........." Before he finished speaking, he bent down again, "Hahahaha!" But, I'm sorry, I really wanted to apologize, but it's really funny hahahahahaha! Wu Zhizhi couldn't wait to laugh under the table.

"Alas! Forget it, it doesn't matter. He Sibai looked at Wu Zhizhi, who couldn't stop laughing, and gnawed on the pancake fruit sadly, "It's good if you're happy." ”

"Don't do this, you make me feel so guilty! Hahahaha! ”

"Do you have one? You don't. ”

"No, I have." Wu Zhizhi finally held back his laughter and put on an upright and solemn face as much as possible, "Actually, I just want to remind you that today is April Fool's Day, you must be careful when you go out, don't follow Chen Jia's way again." ”

"Well, I thank you."

"No, no," Wu Zhizhi waved his hand, "Everyone lives under the same roof, and you are so good to me, you should do it." ”

He Sibai was helpless, and "hummed" dissatisfiedly, as if he was angry on the surface, but there was a thick smile hidden in his eyes, and he didn't know why, Wu Zhizhi's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

Covering his face, he turned around and slipped away.

After a while, Wu Zhizhi came out of his room and found that He Sibai hadn't left yet, hiding in the kitchen and not knowing what he was doing.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Revenge!" Hurth replied without looking back.

"Huh? What are you going to do? Wu Zhizhi leaned over curiously, tiptoed over his shoulder and looked, there was a pack of open "Kengxi Tiger" 3+2 biscuits on the cooking table, and there was a tube of toothpaste next to it, He Sibai was priing open the upper layer of the biscuits one by one, picking off the sandwich and squeezing the toothpaste inside.

"What is this for?" Wu Zhizhi asked.

He Sibai held a finished product and showed her: "How is it, what's the difference?" ”

Wu Zhizhi blinked and asked, "Is there toothpaste in it?" ”

"One layer is, and the other layer is not changed, so that the time to detect the abnormality can be delayed." He also explained in a scientific spirit, "Toothpaste must be fully mixed with saliva to produce sufficient foam, and it would be better if you could drink some water." ”

"Huh? Are you going to give me food? ”

He Sibai glared at her dissatisfied: "You have already taken precautions, and I am not stupid." ”

"And you just said revenge?"

"Hmph, I just thought, why am I suffering from this today? Is it your fault? No, it's April Fool's fault. It was I who told you last night about Chen Jia's past rectification of me, which aroused your evil motive for committing the crime, so in the final analysis, it was Chen Jia's fault. And he's been fixing me for so many years, and it's time to turn over once. ”

"So you're going to get revenge on him?"

"That's right! But not quite. ”

Not all? Wu Zhizhi didn't understand too much: "But how are you going to let him eat it?" ”

"It's right there." "I opened the package and put it there, and someone must have eaten it." ”

"And what if he doesn't eat and someone else does?"

"Hey, those people in the office, whoever eats is unlucky." He Sibai said, a smile of genuine pleasure on his face.

Wu Zhizhi looked at He Sibai, who was full of seriousness, and always understood the deep meaning of his "yes, but not all", but he was a little puzzled: "You...... What are you ...... Revenge on society? ”

"Hmm...... Pretty much. Huth nodded.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Wu Zhizhi held his hand, "You keep a few whole." ”

"Why?"

"You don't usually eat much of these, but on this special day, eating this suddenly will cause suspicion."

"So what?"

"So it's not early anyway, you just go late, just say that you got up late and didn't have time to eat, so I bought this, and then ate it like this, and put the rest on the table, so no one will suspect it."

"Wow! Master! He Sibai silently raised a thumbs up, "It's still your professional, so do it." ”

As he spoke, he lined up the remaining few original biscuits into the biscuit box, and looked at the time again: "Okay, it's not early, maybe there will be a traffic jam on the road, I have to go." ”

"Good!" Wu Zhizhi stretched out his hand and followed him, "Give me five, give me five!" ”

He Sibai turned his head and high-fived her: "I wish me well." ”

"Come on!"

Seeing He Sibai away, Wu Zhizhi breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah! Terror! A person who is usually serious about eight hundred, once he releases the little devil in his heart, it is so terrifying. Wu Zhizhi decided to eat some snacks to suppress the shock, remembering that he still had a pack of three plus two, and took it out from under the coffee table, well, the packaging is complete, you can rest assured.

She tore open the bag, picked one up and stuffed it into her mouth, chewing contentedly.

Suddenly, Wu Zhizhi was stunned for a moment, as if something was not right, why did it seem to be minty flavored?

"Phew! Phew! Wu Zhizhi spat out a mouth full of foam, took out another biscuit and unscrewed it, "Toothpaste!" Ahhh Heth White! ”

But the seal is indeed complete.

She remembered something again, rushed to Hethbeth's room, and sure enough, she found the tools of the crime in his drawer—candles and saw blades, and scattered biscuit powder in the drawer!

"Heth White! You're yin me! Ahh ”

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