Chapter 685: Breaking the Fourth Wall, Seven Jiro in One Night!
Before watching the movie, Zhang Xiaobei was smacking one thing, that is...... It seems that weddings are held in the morning now, right?
Why should you consider this?
It's too suspicious, but you can't say anything, he Bai Shiqiu is really too powerful, this "Time" is still a love movie, maybe it's just messing up with two beauties?
Zhang Xiaobei came to watch this movie with this kind of thought, but now ......
Holy! Isn't this breaking the fourth wall!?
After watching the beginning of "Time", Zhang Xiaobei had such an idea.
Breaking the fourth wall is also called breaking the dimensional wall.
To put it simply, it means that the person in the picture talks to the person outside the screen.
Of course, it can't be a conversation, but the people in the picture say it themselves, and this one is ...... There is a hero named Deadpool in Marvel Comics in the United States, and this guy is a super funny character with a **nag, **nag, and constant** chatter.
Talk to the audience, whoever reads the comics, he will talk to whomever he wants, cheap.
This is the ultimate in breaking the dimensional wall, and it is ......
Wait a minute!
Zhang Xiaobei seems to have finally understood why Bai Shiqiu is doing this.
What is it that goes back in time?
It's a special feature, it's a superpower.
And what about Deadpool?
Superheroes also have special functions.
In other words, do this, break the dimensional wall, break through the fourth wall, and that's right!
I'm a superpower owner, why can't I do that?
And the most important thing is that there is another thing that is easy to be overlooked, that is, Marvel.
Marvel's Movie ...... It's all classified as science fiction!
Seriously, Zhang Xiaobei wants to scold people about this matter, how can this unreasonable, messy Marvel hero superpower be science fiction?
It's not scientific!
It's really unscientific, basically few Marvel heroes abide by scientific principles and basic physical knowledge, but they are classified as science fiction, which is too much.
However, Zhang Xiaobei's interest came, great interest, very big interest, great interest.
What he wants to make is a science fiction movie, and it's a blockbuster!
The movie "Time" is still going on, so will it be as Zhang Xiaobei expected?
Oh, by the way, he still wants to see how Bai Shiqiu makes sci-fi movies.
"Do you know what you're capable of?"
"Dad, you don't think I'm a fool, do you?"
"It's good if not. Let me tell you, the men in our family have this ability, but this ability is not a good thing, don't use it to do bad things, don't go too far, otherwise it won't do you any good. ”
"Really?"
"Really."
"So, Dad, what did you do with this ability?"
"It's very simple, we have some money in our family, which should be enough, and I like to read, you know."
"You mean, you turned back time and then you went to school?"
"Isn't that good? I read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" three times, "Dream of Red Mansions" ten times, and it turned out that the real time has not passed a minute, how good, ha......"
"Why am I so bored?"
"You think it's ordinary, don't you?"
"That's right! That's it, I obviously have such ability, why should I be so ordinary? ”
Liu Lang, played by Wu Sanshi, is the male protagonist, he has the ability to turn back time, and after he knows the ability, the first thing he does is talk to his father.
Well, it was his father who took the initiative to find him, and there is no need to talk about it, this is a family education conversation.
But, as you can hear, there is truth on both sides.
When it came to why he was so ordinary, the father didn't speak for a long time, just kept looking at his son.
's father is Uncle Ming, and Uncle Ming's acting skills have always been praised, and the most powerful thing about him is that his gaze is deep and powerful, varied, and can also become sharp and murderous.
And now, it's just deep, and even a little bit like laughing.
Until the end......
"Play ball with me."
Play?
Playing table tennis, this son has nothing to say.
"Ugh."
Yes, but at this time, the father said, "You will understand one day that even if you have such ability, sometimes you can't do it." ”
What does this mean?
It seems to be preaching, talking about the truth of life, but but, the next thing is to play......
Bang, the son was beaten by his father and was powerless.
Well, here's an example.
Look, you kid has the ability to turn back time, but you can play table tennis, you still can't, you're abused.
This paragraph makes people feel like laughing, but they don't know how to laugh.
Zhang Xiaobei is the same, but he understands somewhat in his heart that Bai Shiqiu probably wants to use such a science fiction movie to talk about something else this time, could it be love or some philosophy of life?
Read on.
Soon, the movie, this kid Liu Lang has grown up, but fortunately, under the discipline of his father, Liu Lang has not yet waved.
When he grows up, he is in vain.
An ordinary young man, his appearance is like that, maybe Bai Shiqiu is very handsome, but if his hair is more ordinary, for example, he has a dull mushroom head, then he will not have any image.
His sister has also grown up, and his sister is not capable of this.
Shishi, the little lion also has a lot of momentum now, and the development of Xinglu is good, which makes the deputy director Wang Jingyan more pressured.
Forget it, they can take care of their own business, and besides, others don't know.
The point is, there is a big beautiful girl, Derpy.
Here, she is not called Derpy, her name is Zhang Meina.
is indeed beautiful, as soon as she appears, not to mention her highly recognizable face, even if it is a pair of long legs, it is attractive enough.
She came to the Liu family's seaside villa to play, and she was Liu Lang's classmate.
So, this is where the ...... comes Rub sunscreen on the bridges.
This place......
Hahaha!
No, the audience can't help it, and the laughter is more obscene.
can't help but be obscene, just imagine, Liu Lang, this guy came over to rub sunscreen on Mei Na in a daze, and the result was ...... The milky white thing just got on the stiff PP of the people's Meina, and the delicate skin with waist eyes.
This shot, can you not laugh obscenely?
Zhang Xiaobei was trying to hold back, and when he saw this scene, he was really emotional...... Bai Shiqiu, how can he always think of this kind of more evil shot?
Actually, if Bai Shiqiu knew about this, he would definitely say it.
'Evil? How can this be evil? Is it just that the sunscreen didn't get it right? Think too much about you! Only when you have a Buddha in your heart can you see a Buddha......
This guy ...
However, this is just a small mistake, Liu Lang only needs to simply rewind the time, so it didn't take long for this to really wipe out.
"Hmm~ your technique is good......"
Zhang Meina bit her lip comfortably.
This one...
It's so fragrant!
This is still a science fiction film, does it still break the dimensional wall?
But it's really breaking, I made a mistake before, and Liu Lang said it there.
"It was a real mistake, really!"
Does anyone believe it?
Never mind.
The audience was conquered by Bai Shiqiu's obscenity.
But then, that's still the original development.
You must know that "Time" is "Time and Space Love Traveler", Bai Shiqiu promised at the beginning that he would not make any major changes to the script, he would make small changes, this breaking the dimensional wall is a small change, and it is also a part of the small change.
But in some big places, he didn't move.
It's as if Liu Lang will be rejected by Zhang Meina, then it really happened.
Liu Lang keeps turning back time, he really likes Zhang Meina, and he really shows his love according to many of Zhang Meina's words.
For example, the first failure, Zhang Meina said, you Liu Lang, it's too unpleasant, too undirect.
So, going back to the past and starting over, Liu Lang expressed his love very directly.
The result?
"Maybe some of my actions have misunderstood you, sorry...... I don't really like this expression. ”
“???”
Liu Lang looked confused.
Or is it wrong?
Anyway, just one at a time, the goddess always has a reason to reject him.
Then ...... It's over.
This miss made Liu Lang more uncomfortable, but his life is not over yet, he still has to continue to live, so he met another goddess.
Sugar Candy is here!
Wow, the same long legs.
It's just that Tangtang still continues to have a silly and sweet image of herself although she has a pair of long legs and a good-looking face, but she still doesn't know how beautiful she is.
Her name is Tang Xiaoyun, which is more in line with the characteristics of the character of Silly Bai Tian.
Well, this can't be helped, the movie character is like this, and she is also like this, of course, at least in reality, she still knows that she is beautiful, and she is pretending to be stupid when acting.
However, this time, it's not just about pretending, it's about the overall outfit, and in terms of dressing, there are also silly and sweet situations, basically dressing up in the direction of ordinary girls.
However, Liu Lang's eyes were poisonous, and he immediately identified this girl, and he launched a pursuit.
Unlucky, always missed, always missed, always missed.
For example, at first, I took a fancy to it, but when I asked, I found that people already had it......
"My boyfriend is here too......"
"This ......"
It's really coming, a guy with little eyes...... Zhang Mo.
No way! Meet this girl before she has a boyfriend!
Again, again, again, let the time go back, and finally, again, right!
The two of them fell in love with each other and did a lot of things, especially the things that should be done......
When it's time to do things, it really is.
"Oh, you know a lot about the BRA."
"This ...... It just happened to be. ”
As for the unwrapping thing, of course, it's also because it took time to turn back.
This made the audience laugh, but what they didn't expect was ......
Hahaha!
"No more! No more! ”
"It's just ...... It's so obscene! ”
What's wrong? What happened?
Doesn't this Liu Lang have the ability to turn back time, and the first time he did that kind of thing with someone else's sugar candy, applauding for love, then, is it enough to drum once?
Bang bang, how can it work this time?
Once, twice, three times...... Until this guy was so tired that he collapsed on the bed.
"Liu Lang, it's really wonderful."
"yes, it's wonderful."
The two of them still have to say some love words, but this love talk makes people laugh at it.
"Trust me baby, I'm seven times your ......"
Septuple.
Seven times in one night!
Can the audience not laugh when they see this?
Zhang Xiaobei couldn't help it, he really wanted to laugh and scold.
Do superpowers work like this?
Well, Curtis's is quite disciplined, and he has done it three times, but Bai Shiqiu's guy is really undisciplined, at least he won Curtis at this point, and he came seven times.
But there's actually a metaphor in that, and that's ...... We were able to fight six wives in one night, what were we afraid of these seven times?
Oh, let's keep it hidden, keep it hidden.
It can be said that it has been seven times, so of course the relationship between Liu Lang and Tang Xiaoyun is not to be said.
The feeling of blending oil in honey is constantly getting better and better. However, in such a state, Liu Lang met Zhang Meina again.
Zhang Meina's reappearance, this is a super beautiful beauty, super beautiful, especially wearing a Western-style suit, wrapping her buttocks or something, it's just incurable.
And what's even more interesting is ...
"Liu Lang, I, I was very sorry before, I was ...... at that time Actually, I liked you at the beginning, but at that time, I was a little timid, can you forgive me? ”
Is this going to come back and find a reunion?
Moreover, further, he directly took Liu Lang to his own home.
What does that mean?
Liu Lang, who was standing at the door of Zhang Meina's house, looked at the beauty in front of him, what choice would he make?