Chapter 7: The Demotion of the Emperor (3)
Meng Shujun was expelled.
When Hades heard about his performance at the ticket office, he mercilessly crossed his name off the list of ticket sellers.
Meng Shujun: "Do I have to do nothing?" ”
Hades: "Dreaming." ”
He was then assigned to Black and White Impermanence as a Soul Catcher.
Demotion again.
said that he was going to be a subordinate of black and white impermanence and obey their commands, but the actual situation was that when black and white impermanence saw him, the black impermanence of the original face became even darker, and the white impermanence of the white seeping face became whiter.
Ancestor, why did you send Meng Shujun, the plague god!
Whoever dares to instruct him to do this and that, isn't this looking for death!
Thinking that Meng Shujun made a big fuss about hell back then, even the Hades King couldn't do anything about him, and in the end, he negotiated in a low voice, and barely controlled his anger. This plague god has high mana, but he is short-tempered and weird, unpredictable, and even beats himself to death, let alone treats others!
As the saying goes, it is easy to invite God and it is difficult to send God, Meng Shujun is to Erlang's legs, turn a shiny knife in his hand, and grin with his teeth.
I didn't want to leave, but I didn't want to help.
Hei Wuchang said: "My lord, you just have to rest in hell, and the trivial things like soul hunting can be left to the little ones to do." ”
Meng Shujun said with a smile: "The old man thinks the same way, but someone seems to have been spying on me, if I don't go with you, I'm afraid it's not appropriate." He laughed harmlessly, as if he was really innocent, but his words were black and white and impermanent, and goosebumps rose. Fortunately, after being a soul catcher for so many years, he always listened to the reprimands of the boss of Hades, and cultivated a strong little heart, otherwise he would not have been scared to the point that his hair stood on end.
Bai Wuchang silently wiped away the cold sweat and said: "My lord, it is better to look like this according to the small ones, we will go out to hunt souls in your name, and the quota brought back to hell will also be counted as yours, and you only need to stay here and not go anywhere, and the rest of the small ones will take care of it." "Really, I don't ask him to help obediently, as long as I don't tear down their little mansion, thank God.
The corners of Meng Shujun's mouth rose slightly, and his tone was quite contemptuous, "In case someone is held accountable...... Tsk, the old man can't argue with this. ”
Black and white impermanence wants to cry without tears, so I almost hide my face and cry bitterly, what do you want! What more do you want!
"Don't say anything! We've got it! ”
Not only must we ensure that this ancestor has a good performance, provide him with free food and spicy food, and a place to rest, but also help him hide from his boss and hide from the world. In other words, he has a father, he can't be scolded or beaten, and it seems that he is under his own management, but who the hell dares to care about this old monster who is in the sky and the earth!
Hades, Hades, are you helping us lighten our burdens or torturing us in disguise!
"Since you are all so sincere in asking the old man to rest, it is better to obey his fate than to be respectful." The corners of Meng Shujun's mouth hooked, "Why don't you bring delicious food and drink to grandpa?" Before he finished speaking, a group of imps had already respectfully presented a fruit bowl and placed it neatly on the log table next to his table and chairs.
Meng Shujun reached out and took a grape with satisfaction, raised his head, and smiled triumphantly.
As soon as the grapes fell into his mouth, the cacophony of machinery rang out again.
"Di - the host's workplace ethics are seriously violated, please perform the corresponding task immediately!"
Meng Shujun spit out grape seeds, raised his eyebrows, and said "Huh" in confusion, "Is it you again?" Artificial Intelligence VV? ”
This time it's obviously not the retarded robot VV, but it's even more retarded than it.
"Di - the host's workplace ethics are seriously violated, please perform the corresponding task immediately!"
"Heh, what's wrong with Lao Tzu not executing it!"
It's just that he's been doing this all the time, he doesn't believe it anymore, it's impossible to keep broadcasting just to urge him to go to work, right? Others still have to work normally, and it is absolutely impossible to repeat his glorious deeds all the time.
But Meng Shujun was wrong.
After the mechanical female voice was unrelenting for half an hour, he was stunned to find that this voice was only heard by himself.