Chapter 3: Deserving of a Sudden Death
"Huh."
Meng Shujun let out two short sneers, squinting at the well-dressed man in front of him, "You have committed another crime, right?" ”
The person in front of him looked sven, behaved elegantly, wore a black robe and blended with the darkness, his eyes seemed to be dancing with red ghost fire, and he said seriously: "Shujun, pay attention to your words." ”
"Watch the ...... of Words"
Meng Shujun's voice rose a few degrees, and he said incredibly angrily: "Are you saying that Lao Tzu was too excited to complain about the author of Tanmei, so he died suddenly!" ”
"Yes, sudden."
Meng Shujun didn't know that the man opposite him was the real Hades King of Hell, so he said helplessly: "You are a pit father!" ”
Drop your phone!
What kind of garbage death is this, he has heard of dying of illness, old age, car accidents, burning, drowning, falling to death...... even said that there were too many people and then Mi Qing died as much as possible, but this "because I was too excited to complain, I accidentally died" way of death, fucking I clearly wanted to kill him! Is that a good reason? He complained about the long road in his career, and then he complained that the author of Tanmei died suddenly in ten minutes, and he lost the face of the army of keyboard warriors when it was spread.
"Who can be blamed for this? Who told you to complain about others in the middle of the night, if you sleep obediently, where will there be these things. Hades retorted slowly: "Sudden death is sudden, you have to accept it, you have to accept it, you have to accept it if you don't accept it, and I don't accept protests." ”
In fact, no matter whether he is still working hard in the middle of the night tonight to carry forward the spirit of complaining, he will die. The big deal is to change the way of death to suffocate because he was covered with a quilt.
"You're kidnapping! It's impossible for Lao Tzu to confess here, send me back! ”
He hasn't soaked in the girl yet, he hasn't finished watching the treasured videos in the computer folder, and there are countless screens that he hasn't had time to lick, he hasn't gotten rich overnight, and he has been at the peak of his life since then, how can he finish playing like this!
Girl, girl!
He hasn't gotten his hands on such a good creature yet, and as a single dog, he's not convinced!
The Hades King silently looked at the unfortunate substitute Hades King, and said, "I'm sorry, you were originally a part of hell, why did you kidnap me." ”
He had gone to the mortal world fifty years ago to investigate, and temporarily handed over the throne of the Hades to Meng Shujun, the highest cultivator under his seat, hoping that he could take care of the underworld in an orderly manner before he returned, and if he could, it would be best for him to pay out of his own pocket to update these equipment and make some contributions to the underworld. It's a good thing that he has been doing nothing on the throne of Hades for more than twenty years, and he has not taken care of anything, causing chaos in hell, all supported by black and white impermanence.
What's even more annoying is that Meng Shujun suddenly woke up one day and felt that it was too boring to stay in hell, so he decisively jumped into the path of reincarnation, and reincarnation also.
Then there was no owner in hell, and the soul attendants were forced to run to the yang realm to find him, and finally tied him back directly. But in order to find him, almost all the members of hell were dispatched, causing the hell to be paralyzed, and the dead did not enter the reincarnation path for a while, and the hundred ghosts of the yang realm paraded.
So as soon as he returned to his position, his first reaction was to arrest Meng Shujun and beat him up.
Kill this negligent little brute!
But he never expected that this stinky boy actually drank Meng Po soup before running to the reincarnation, and he forgot all about the previous things, not to mention that he was a part of hell, and he didn't even remember who he was.
As the saying goes, he who does not know is not guilty.
This kid's abacus is really bright.
Meng Shujun said righteously: "Lao Tzu doesn't have those bullshit memories, I'm just a normal person, you drag me down like this, it's not human!" ”
"I'm not human."
"Huh?"
Hades pulled up a smug smile again, this person shouldn't think that Meng Po soup is incomprehensible, right? Hum! It's time for him to show him the power of Hades!
"Someone! Throw him lonely into the Lethe River! ”