Chapter 16: The Three Illusions of Life

No matter what others asked, Zhao Min always shook his head, and the aunt was unhappy, pointing at Zhao Min and scolding: "You old Zhao, it's great to be a servant, look down on people, my mother still has to buy it today, you sell it to me quickly!" Sell it to me! The old lady even tore the factory director back then, and she was afraid that you would be a manor servant! People like you will be taken down tomorrow, believe it or not! ”

Zhao Min seemed to be poked in some sore spot, took off his identity card, stuffed it into his underwear pocket, and covered it tightly.

The minion card is less than half an hour away.

Zhao Min didn't want to lose this identity, he didn't want to change back to his humble self that was never noticed.

The servant identity card was taken off, but it was even worse, and the few people who were still patrolling next to him also surrounded him, pointing at Zhao Min and scolding: "Old Zhao, you old bastard, you sold me a tomato for 50 yuan yesterday, you pay me back!" ”

"You old man is too much, bullying my daughter's young age, sell her a potato for 50 yuan, you want money and want to go crazy!"

"Alas, alas, how do you talk, you don't want to buy me, what are you spraying?" The aunt who was going to tear Zhao Min quit and began to fight the heroes.

The young man and sister next to him also helped Zhao Min push through the besieging crowd.

Zhuang Buyuan probably understood.

The aunt, the young man, and the girl were Europeans and benefited from eating the manor's output, while the others were Africans and got nothing after eating.

Zhuang Buyuan didn't expect that this would actually cause trouble to Zhao Min, he regretted it a little, called out the manor master card, and hesitated whether to disband Zhao Min.

Suddenly, as if he felt something, Zhao Min suddenly turned his head and smiled in surprise at Zhuang Buyuan: "Manor Lord......

Then his voice suddenly lowered an octave, he lowered his head, looked up expectantly, and said, "You ...... today." Don't you sell the output......"

Although the servant card represents the identity, it is only complete when it carries out the orders of the lord of the manor, just like the difference between real power and false title, the former is power, and the latter is only honor.

Zhao Min loved the feeling of being commanding when he was forced to buy and sell, it seemed that the whole world had to listen to him, and at this moment he felt that he was the master of this world.

Even if there is so much trouble, even if he will be chased and intercepted, Zhao Min wants to be noticed, even if it is only for the last half hour......

"Uh......" Zhuang was not far away, looked at Zhao Min's expectant eyes, and then looked at the people around him, and said, "Then ...... Let's sell, sell it again, say okay, don't force it to buy and sell this time, whoever wants to buy will buy it...... Belch...... Take your liking! ”

Mr. Zhao, he just likes the feeling of buying and selling!

"Alright, Lord of the Manor!" Zhao Min stood up excitedly, ran into the manor with a cigarette, and took out a big basket, those who didn't want to buy turned their faces and ran, for fear of being dragged to buy, and those who wanted to buy quickly surrounded them.

The aunt who bought the tomatoes ran away happily, so that Zhuang Buyuan didn't have a chance to grab her and ask what was going on, but fortunately, the handsome young man and the beautiful girl next to her came over.

"Ah, you're the owner of the manor, the pepper I bought was from your manor?" The girl looked at Zhuang Feiyuan curiously and asked.

"Uh, can I ask what happened to all of you?" Zhuang Buyuan asked, anyway, he ate so many tomatoes, and he just felt more comfortable.

"It's not me, it's my Williams...... After eating the chili peppers from your manor, Williams became more and more handsome. The girl said, "Did you see a video on the Internet yesterday?" It's crazy on the Internet today. ”

Then the girl handed over the phone, and then Zhuang found out not far away that this was a barrage video station, and the video name was "My Xiaowei has changed"!

There was a dense barrage floating above the video: "High energy ahead!" ”

"I'm going to transform too!"

"Up master, good special effects!"

"The rice girl not only dances well, but also does special effects!"

"No, it could also be that the rice girl has found a boyfriend who can do special effects!"

"What level of special effects is this! Rice girl, I'll kneel for you! ”

Zhuang was not far away and tried to distinguish in the barrage, only to see the original Xiao Wei...... It's a gray and dirt dog.

A local dog who likes to eat chili peppers?

On the video, the girl beckoned to the earth dog and fed it the sliced chili peppers: "Xiao Wei Xiao Wei come here!" Give your favorite chili pepper dip in teriyaki sauce! ”

Zhuang Buyuan grinned, this dog is really quite heavy.

The earth dog curled his tongue and swallowed the chili pepper, then suddenly burped, and his whole body trembled like a wave of short hair.

At that moment, the color of the soil dog's coat changed, and there was suddenly a little more white markings in the yellow.

"Look, look, transformed!"

"Don't look at me as a dog now, in fact, my former name was Teacher Cat!"

The earth dog Xiaowei ate another piece, and it was another agitator, and the coat color of his whole body suddenly became half gray and half white.

"It's changed again, I'm actually the king of all beasts, the White Tiger!"

Ate another piece.

"It's changed again! The ears are pointed, oh my god, this is the same dog! It's so beautiful now! ”

"It's changed again and again, Lord UP, kneel and beg you how to do this special effect? Or is this actually stop-motion animation? ”

There are also people below who scolded: "Unscrupulous UP master, dyeing dogs' hair is animal cruelty!" ”

Others are shouting: "I look forward to the UP master eating a piece too!" I would like to see the UP master go for nothing! ”

Zhuang glanced at the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law blushed and said, "No, I can't eat chili peppers!" Acne! ”

In this way, after eating the whole chili pepper, the earth dog Xiaowei was left with only his head still a little gray, and his body turned a snow-white color. Williams looked down at his body, and suddenly jumped around the world with excitement.

"You see, I think Williams is actually very happy, so I want to make Williams an all-white ......" the girl said, "This chili pepper in your manor is amazing, can I ask how you did it?" ”

"You know the most popular epigenetics in the field of biology now, the acquired environment can affect the expression of genes, and the genes that control the color of dogs' coat will also be affected, the output of my manor, after ultra-high-tech training, can optimize the expression of genes, bala bala bala bala ......" Zhuang Buyuan said nonsense for a long time, "Generally speaking, eating it will not cause such a big change in the body, your dog is a ......"

European dogs......

Zhuang Buyuan sighed, and asked the young man next to him, "What happened after you ate it?" ”

"Well, I'm playing basketball, and I've rarely been able to play lately because I'm not tall enough...... "The handsome young man excitedly said, "I grew two centimeters taller after eating the potatoes from your farm!" ”

Zhuang looked up at him, not far higher than Zhuang, but not much.

As if he knew what Zhuang was thinking, the young man scratched his head and said, "The height requirements of the women's basketball team are not so exaggerated......

Woman...... Women's basketball?

Zhuang looked the young man up and down fiercely...... No, the female man, then took two more potatoes from Zhao Min and handed them over: "Eat more, maybe you can grow some other ......"

"I ...... I'm poor, I don't have the money to buy that many ......," the woman said embarrassedly.

"Don't worry, I'll send you." Big sister, my brother can only help you get here.

At this moment, Zhuang's mobile phone rang again, and the courier brother cried: "You...... Where have you been? I...... I'm lost again, take me out! ”

I forgot about the courier brother again!

Zhuang sent off the courier brother and then went straight to the kitchen, stuffed several tomatoes into his mouth, walked to the mirror, looked at it, compared, and opened his trouser belt to look.

There are three major illusions in life.

I'm very European.

I can be handsome.

I can still grow taller.

"Forget it, I'm the lord of the manor anyway, so it's okay to eat as much as I want!" Zhuang Buyuan comforted himself, eating too much will always turn European.