After stammering, he nodded, bent down at me, and said, "Ninth brother, you are my ninth brother for life." ”

This sounds a little familiar, as if Guo Fatzi said it at the beginning, I smiled, patted him heavily on the shoulder, and said: "Learn by heart, and in the future, the work of coffin bearers will depend on us young people." ”

After saying this, I stammered to the coffin, and asked the other eight immortals to move the coffin lid over, the coffin lid was a little heavy, and the five eight immortals had some difficulty moving, while moving the coffin lid, while complaining: "The coffin lid is so heavy, how heavy the whole coffin is, where can it be moved!" ”

I can't say anything, I can only pretend that I didn't hear it. After all, I am the bearer of this funeral, and there are some things that cannot be said explicitly. To put it bluntly, we do funerals with a bit of the nature of the pit people inside, even if we know that there is a problem with the coffin, we can't tell others, because once it is said, no one is willing to carry it, which is also the helplessness of our industry.

After they moved the coffin lid over, I asked Ah Da to kneel in front of the coffin to burn yellow paper, and let the Taoist priest recite the scriptures on the side, it is worth mentioning that I asked one of the Taoist priests to fill a little water with a gong and put it under the coffin, mainly because I was afraid that the yang energy of the coffin would be too heavy, and the sealing of the coffin would make the yang energy hurt the deceased, and the water could play a buffering role.

After I was ready, I first made three bows to the coffin, and asked the other eight immortals to take the handle and cover the coffin. Then take the hammer and the nail, and the first nail is nailed to the position of the main nail.

I placed the nail on the main nail, spit on the palm of my hand, and rubbed it. The reason why I spit saliva into the palm of my hand is mainly because I am afraid that if I use too much force, the hammer will slip out of my hand and hit people.

I held the shou nail in one hand, held the poke in the other, and smashed it down according to the shou nail, and I didn't know what was going on, I obviously smashed it against the shou nail. However, where the hammer fell, it was the coffin lid.

Blinded?

I was stunned, took a deep breath, blinked my eyes vigorously, let my eyes get used to it, and smashed the hammer again, and with a 'bang', the hammer still smashed on the coffin lid.

Made, why is it so evil?

I tried five or six hammers in a row, and each hammer smashed on the coffin lid, but I couldn't hit the nails at all. At this time, the eight immortals on the side made a fuss, saying that there was something wrong with the coffin and refused to carry it.

Ignoring their arguing, I handed the hammer to the stammer, saying, "You can try it!" ”

He took the hammer and did as I did, and raised it, and we stared at the hammer in his hand so hard that we didn't even dare to breathe.

With a "bang", the hammer smashed on the coffin lid.

How so? If I am dazzled and can't hit the nails, then what is the situation of stammering?

Don't... The deceased, refusing to seal the coffin and bury it?

Thinking of this, my back is cold, the coffin is going to be sealed, and the deceased is still going to make trouble? Something is wrong!

Immediately, let Guo Fatzi try it with Liu Weimin, and they were like this, the hammer was all smashed on the coffin lid, but fortunately, the coffin lid was made of golden silk nanmu. Otherwise, if so many hammers were down, the coffin would have fallen apart a long time ago.

What to do? What went wrong?

The mourning hall was quiet, no one dared to speak, and a few eight immortals took steps to escape from the mourning hall, but were stopped by Liu Weimin.

All of a sudden, our minds were wondering what was wrong. At this moment, he stammered something that made me pause, he said: "I used to see people doing funerals, and the first hammer was the descendants of the deceased, is there something wrong here?" ”

I think about it, riveting into the longevity nails, the first hammer has always been the grandson of the grandson, and he personally sealed the coffin. And there are too many things in this funeral, and the deceased's grandchildren and grandchildren are almost dead, leaving Yu Qian, Hu Qin and Boss Yu.

This riveted into the shou nail, can not let women hold the hammer, it is said that women have too much yin qi on their bodies, disrespectful to the deceased, then there is only one person left, Boss Yu.

However, the situation is a little wrong, Boss Yu strangled his mother with his own hands, how could the deceased agree to let him rivet the hammer into the shou nail.

I was stunned for a while, planning to let Ah Da try it, he was the cousin of the deceased, although he was not a relative, but it was his mother's family, so there should be no problem.

Immediately, I beckoned to Ah Da, told him about the matter, handed him the hammer, and asked him to hammer the first hammer.

He didn't say anything, took the hammer, and hammered it down according to the shouna. Made, still like that, pounded on the coffin lid, this is so undeserved, in this funeral, Ah Da has always played an important role, how could the deceased refuse him?

"Brother Jiu, do you want to invite Boss Yu to try?" Stammering reminded aside.

"No, as soon as he appears in the mourning hall, he will definitely make trouble." I directly rejected the proposal of stammering, how could there be a murderer to rivet the deceased into the life nail, this is not only a blasphemy against the deceased, but also a challenge to traditional customs, the burial scripture is cloudy: "Parents through yin and yang, merit and creation, is the bone of anti-qi, the law born of hatred and resentment." ”

The meaning of these words is obvious, the enemy cannot appear in the mourning hall, and once it appears, it will only increase the resentment of the deceased. If Boss Yu is invited and the resentment of the deceased is deepened, not to mention that something will happen to him, even we, the Eight Immortals, may have an accident.

It's a matter of life and death, not only do I disagree, but the eight immortals on the side also stammered noisily and didn't talk nonsense.

What to do? These two words lingered in our heads, and after about three or four minutes, no one came up with a solution. On the contrary, Ah Da made a move, he sent a cigarette to one of us, and said, "Everyone, I just want my aunt to be buried smoothly, why don't you invite Yu Qingsheng to try it?" After all, he is his aunt's biological son, and maybe his aunt doesn't blame him. ”

His voice was a little bitter, and he must have been entangled in his heart. Think about it, as a mother's family, she has always been the identity of the supervisor in the funeral, and she can wantonly make things difficult for the main family, but now she has become the main family, working hard for the funeral, and the helplessness and bitterness in the middle may only be understood by Ah Da in his heart.

I glanced at him, and I couldn't refuse him directly, so I could only say euphemistically: "The sealing of the coffin can find another way, and let the enemy of the deceased come to the mourning hall to carry the hammer, which will only harm us all, and even make the deceased die blindly." ”

"Then invite Yu Qian's mother and daughter over?" Ah Da asked tentatively.

"No, the rules can't be broken, once a precedent is set, women in the future will look like it, how can there be a little bit of mourning." When it comes to funeral customs, I didn't have the slightest tactfulness and directly rejected his proposal.

"You can't carry the coffin out without riveting the nails, right?" Ah Da was a little angry, and his voice was a little higher.