Chapter 3 Pen Immortal

For anyone who has taken the college entrance examination, the third year of high school is the most unfortunate year in life. Day and night of revision, make-up classes, exams, simulations, turning over and over are those few broken books that make people vomit sour; Some schools have only three days of winter vacation: the Chinese New Year's Eve and the first and second days of junior high school, and the third day of the new year When others are still immersed in the joy of the New Year, drunk and dreaming of staying up late to play mahjong, smashing golden flowers, playing billiards, and the red police*, these poor senior high school students are about to return to school, and they can't even break five bags of dumplings and pinch the villain.

In fact, this is not excessive, the most disgusting thing is that most schools strongly oppose high school juniors falling in love with each other, thinking that it will affect their studies, and give high school, especially the third year of high school, a helmet bigger than Minyuan Stadium * - early love.

In all fairness, is it early to fall in love in the third year of high school? Nineteen years old, in the old society is already the age of four generations in the same house, even in ancient times, those who were overhanging the beam and thorn the strands, and recited the four books and five classics every day with the spirit and perseverance of the World of Warcraft, at this age, it is inevitable that they will turn over the "Golden Vase Plum" to be obscene, to put it mildly, this is not a matter of perseverance, but a matter of hormones, young people are not high monks, they can't reach the realm of overcoming adrenaline by thinking alone, and they want to rely on English, politics, biology, Analytic geometry, which makes people vomit sour water, replace the yearning for the opposite sex in the hearts of young people, which is undoubtedly an anti-physiological, anti-moral, and anti-human move, and what makes people laugh and cry is that some teachers often praise some students who are over 20 years old but do not have any physiological reactions, which is called: love to learn.

Zhang Yicheng is a student who "doesn't like to study", but this kind of "doesn't like to study" has nothing to do with physiological reactions, Zhang Yicheng's "don't like to learn" is a real person who doesn't like to learn, especially when his father and uncle went to Yunnan for the sake of Alexun, this Zhang Yicheng is even more like no one. Since the death of his father Li Daming, Li Erya has pinned almost all his feelings on this precious son, and his doting and connivance with Zhang Yicheng has suddenly jumped to the outrageous level, even if his son sets fire to the house, he may have to stand aside with a towel to wipe his son's sweat, under this premise, for Zhang Yicheng, "failure to visit the United States" does not seem to be a bad thing, as the so-called no bear's paw fish is okay, since you can't go to the United States, you can stay in the days of the king of the mountains in China......

Like junior high school, since the first day of high school, Zhang Yicheng, who was admitted through the back door, has been a thorn in the side of teachers of various subjects and relevant departments such as the school guidance office. For Zhang Yicheng, the third year of high school, which others regard as a flood beast, is precisely the most chic year in his life, biology, politics and other subjects that urge people to pee are gone, and homework can also be handed in in a high-sounding manner.

Luo Zhen is Zhang Yicheng's most iron buddy in the past three years, and he is also the first classmate he met after stepping into the door of this high school, theoretically speaking, it is difficult for students like Zhang Yicheng to find colleagues in key high schools, Luo Zhen is a special case in a special case, and Zhang Yicheng, the reason why he can enter a key high school, this Luo Zhen also relies on the backdoor relationship, it is said that his uncle seems to be the general manager of a group company, the road is very hard, of course, about Zhang Yicheng's family background, Luo Zhen more or less knows some, Although I will generally be skeptical about those gods and ghosts.

On the day when Zhang Guozhong set off for Yunnan, Zhang Yicheng deliberately got up early in the morning, first took care of the bookstore that rented romance at the school gate, and then took a few books to the class to find an empty seat in the last row, wanting to look at it beautifully for a day.

"Yo? So early? Watching Luo Zhen walk towards him like a debt collector, Zhang Yicheng was stunned at first, and then he wondered for a while, to be honest, in the past half a year, this Luo Zhen really hasn't come so early.

"Hey, Yicheng, I want to ask you something!" Luo Zhen approached Zhang Yicheng with a bitter and hateful face, "Are there any such things as those gods and ghosts you usually talk about?" Really? ”

"Huh?" Zhang Yicheng was also stunned, "What's wrong?" "To be honest, Luo Zhen has always been a hippie smiley style, and I really haven't seen this kid so serious.

"Hey! Sensei! Fucking let me catch up! Luo Zhen slammed the table with his fist, "I'm fucking in trouble!" ”

"What's wrong?" Zhang Yicheng put down what he was holding and became serious, "Hit a ghost?" ”

"Sensei!" Luo Zhen's face was wrinkled, like a rock formation that had been squeezed for 20 million years, "I'm full, do you know my cousin?" ”

"I don't know, what's wrong?"

"Why don't you know? Last time, I gave Wang Yue his birthday, in the disco, I introduced it to you! ”

"Oh...... When I think about it, I seem to have an impression...... What's wrong with her? Listening to Luo Zhen say this, Zhang Yicheng is really a little impressed, Luo Zhen's cousin's surname is Ou, which is the daughter of his NB uncle, what is the name forgot, and his own session, it is also this year's college entrance examination, I used to celebrate a friend's birthday, I met once when I went to the disco after dinner, Luo Zhen also recommended, but at that time, I didn't see it clearly, I just remembered that I was in good shape, it was said that I learned in general but the piano playing was super good, and I was ready to take the conservatory of music.

"I went to my uncle's house yesterday, and my cousin didn't learn a mess of anything from somewhere, so he pulled me to try it, saying that thing can answer people's questions, and I want to ask if I can get in this year, and I don't understand, so I tried it with her, and it turned out to be really evil, and then I went home with my mother, and it turned out to be fucking, this morning my uncle suddenly called my house and asked me what I was doing with my cousin last night!" There was a trace of bloodshot in Luo Zhen's eyes, "I said I didn't do it, and then my uncle said that my cousin was fucking, stupid!" ”

"Silly!?" Zhang Yicheng was stunned, "What a stupid method?" ”

"Yicheng, you tell me the truth, does this matter have anything to do with our pen fairy?" Luo Zhen gasped vigorously, and did not answer Zhang Yicheng's question, "I still expect my uncle to find me a school for the college entrance examination!" Fucking I'm going to offend him because of this, I'm fucking ......" Speaking of this, I saw this Luo Zhen grabbing his hair with his hands, and finally slammed his fist on the desk, startling the people around him who were doing homework.

"Don't worry...... Don't worry! Zhang Yicheng hurriedly smiled at the surrounding classmates, "Let's talk about it in another place first, and ......say it in another place."

Outside the school, inside the ramen restaurant.

"How did you invite the pen fairy?" Zhang Yicheng stared at Luo Zheng, but Luo Zheng kept his head down.

"Just hold the pen like this with your hands...... Luo Zhen began to demonstrate with chopsticks, "It's not much, it didn't take long, the pen began to move, and the result was ...... There was a lot of mess on the paper, I couldn't read it anyway, but she was happy! ”

"You don't understand?" Zhang Yicheng frowned, "You didn't ask her either?" ”

"No, I didn't make any effort when I moved the pen anyway, and I thought she was secretly drawing...... "Luo Zhen said, "This morning my uncle asked me what I was doing, I didn't tell the truth, after the call, I told my mother, what kind of pen fairy and mess with my sister last night, but my mother gave me a big mouth without saying a word, and then went out in a hurry, I found out that it seemed to be very serious!" Yicheng, you tell you the truth, my sister is stupid, does it have anything to do with that thing? ”

"Tell me first, how stupid is your sister!?" Zhang Yicheng frowned.

"How do I know!" Luo Zhen was not angry, "Just what I said on the phone, how do I know what kind of virtue I have?" ”

"Has she ever played before?" Zhang Yicheng continued to ask.

"I don't know!" Luo Zhen spread his hands, "But she didn't seem to understand much yesterday, and she called to ask when she was playing, I don't think I had played much before." ”

"It shouldn't be......" Zhang Yicheng frowned, theoretically speaking, although the pen fairy is indeed dangerous, but the probability of being hit is still relatively low, even if something happens, it is often played, the frequency of play is too high and the body is relatively weak, in his impression, Luo Zhen's cousin looks at the figure, the body should be quite healthy, and the Luo Zhen in front of him is not only a child's body, but also a strong body, it is not common for two healthy people to play the pen fairy for the first time, "I saw your sister last time, I feel like she's quite strong, and it's better to play with you as a rough man, theoretically it shouldn't be too much of a deal......"

"Yes......" Luo Zhen also shouted injustice, although he didn't know what kind of thing was intrinsically related to what kind of old man or not, "Isn't it okay for me...... I suspect that maybe it's a broken love or ......something, and the damn helmet is on my head......"

"No ......!" Zhang Yicheng waved his hand, "Let me tell you, the stupidity of falling out of love and the stupidity of hitting ghosts are completely two different concepts, your uncle can't take broken love as a ghost, right?" Being able to call you means it's not easy! ”

"Ouch, fuck me, don't irritate me......" Hearing Zhang Yicheng say this, Luo Zhenhan immediately came down, "Hey? By the way, ...... hit the ghost, the pen fairy is a fairy, if she hits a ghost, it should have nothing to do with it, right? ”

"That thing, the one invited is not an immortal, it's basically a ghost!" Zhang Yicheng smiled bitterly......

According to Zhang Yicheng, ghosts can exist anytime and anywhere, in most cases, the things invited by the pen fairy are some little ghosts and monsters roaming around, but there is also a certain chance to invite heavyweight buddies, if it is really like what Luo Zhen said, his cousin was washed up by something, then the eight achievements are provoking some NB characters.

"Ghosts!?" Luo Zhen's expression was so exaggerated, his eyes were like walnuts, "Fuck! Can you figure it out? Yicheng, buddy, I'll beg you this time, or help contact capable people, I'll pay the money! ”

"Don't mention money......," Zhang Yicheng waved his hand, "I can handle this matter, but you have to do two things first, one, let me see the piece of paper you drew last night, and two, let me meet your sister!" ”

"...... you?" Luo Zhen doesn't seem to trust Zhang Yicheng very much, but he can't help it, just by himself, the only savior he can find at present is Zhang Yicheng, even if he doesn't believe it, he can't bring it out, "I said buddy, that's my sister!" Take it easy! ”

"Nonsense! I've got everything that I'm so many times more powerful than that, and I tell you you you still don't believe it...... Now believe it, right? Zhang Yicheng snorted coldly, "The key right now is that you have to let me see your sister!" If you can't see her in person, no matter how big your ability is......, it's useless" Zhang Yicheng also understands that Luo Zhen, who has just had an accident at this time, as the main party, must be a little difficult to bring outsiders to see his stupid cousin.

"I ...... Try it! Luo Zhen nodded, took out his mobile phone on the spot and started calling, causing the entire ramen restaurant to turn around for a while...... At that time, mobile phones were definitely a symbol of status and status, and students' mobile phones, no matter what brand of mobile phones, would be directly characterized as children.

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Interpretation*:

*Red Alert: The abbreviation of the early LAN real-time strategy game "Red Alert", released by Westwood Studios (ESTOOD) in 1994, is one of the most popular LAN battle games in the 90s of the last century.

*Minyuan Stadium: The oldest stadium in Tianjin, it was built in 1925 and was funded by the then British Concession Ministry of Industry, and was once the home stadium of the Tianjin team before the completion of the TEDA Football Stadium in 2004.