Chapter 150: Fart Noise
Qixia not only has high martial arts and high life realm, but this painting art is also rare in the world. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Although Tang Yi doesn't understand paintings, he can conclude that this is a good painting just by looking at what Qixia paints!
Embarrassingly, Tang Yi lost a corner of his most cherished inkstone. Tang Yi agreed to get him a new one, but he was despised by Qixia and gave him three words: "Tu Baozi!" ”
This inkstone is extraordinary, it is an old object of more than 300 years, and it is extremely precious.
How can it be measured by the old and the new?
"This ...... I didn't mean to, or I'm trying to help you find a precious inkstone from the Ming Dynasty? Tang Yi said apologetically.
Looking at the worn inkstone in his hand, Tang Yi was indeed a little embarrassed.
However, he can travel through time and space, he can go to the midst of laughter and pride, find a rare inkstone in the world, and return it to him.
Qixia snorted and snatched the inkstone with pity.
"Forget it, no need."
"This inkstone, I've been using it for some years, and I have feelings."
After a while, the new ink was polished, and Qixia took the paintbrush and dipped it a little.
looked at Tang Yi, chuckled, and said, "What's the matter, don't you talk anymore?" Just now, where did you go...... Oh yes, how to turn the day after tomorrow to the congenital. ”
"Well, I'll send you the same message."
"Chapter 25 of the Tao Te Ching, Man Law Earth, Earth Law Heaven, Heaven Law Tao, Tao Law Nature!"
"That's all I can tell you, the rest is up to you. I still want to paint, you go back, wait for you to become a congenital, come to me again, when the time comes, I will definitely paint a picture for you, how about it? ”
Tang Yi hugged his fists and sincerely saluted Qixia.
"The seniors are open-minded, Tang Yi was rude and reckless, and he broke your inkstone, and the seniors did not hesitate to give advice." "I don't dare to bother more today, and when I become a congenital, I will definitely come to thank my predecessors with generous gifts."
Tang Yi was shocked by him!
If you change yourself and someone else damages your beloved things, although you may not teach others a lesson, you will definitely not come to point out again.
With such a mind, Tang Yi felt and admired.
He thought to himself that he must find a rare precious inkstone in the world and give it to this strange hero!
Tang Yi said goodbye to Qixia with his thoughts.
Along the way, he was thinking about 'the law of man and the earth, the law of the earth, the law of the heavens, the law of the Tao, the law of nature, the mystery of this sentence'.
To be honest, he casually looked up the meaning and figured it out, but it's one thing to know the meaning, to comprehend the true meaning, and to understand it himself.
After walking dozens of miles, Tang Yi stopped.
Tang Yi turned on his phone and clicked [Back].
In an instant, it turned into a purple light and disappeared into this world.
……
In Tang Yi's hometown.
Tang Yi's father, Tang Shuo, went to the toilet from getting up, which is different from the city in the countryside, in this remote place, there is no bathroom, and a separate toilet is built outside the small courtyard. First, it is low cost and saves money, and secondly, it can obtain excellent manure as a high-quality organic fertilizer to supply crops.
He had just finished going to the toilet and was about to go back to sleep when he saw a loud bang in the sky, and then a purple light shot straight down and went straight to his home.
"It's Xiaoyi's room!"
He exclaimed.
This purple light, too fast, just a blink of an eye, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't feel sleepy, he almost thought he was dazzled.
He was in a hurry, so he ran back in three steps and two steps, shouting Tang Yi's name at the same time.
Although he usually doesn't have a lot of smiling faces, he is really good for Tang Yi. is such a son, if there are three longs and two shorts, he really doesn't know how to continue his life in the future.
rushed into Tang Yi's door, hurriedly banged on the door, and was about to kick it open, Tang Yi opened the door.
"Dad, what's wrong with you?"
Tang Yi had just returned to his bed, and before he had time to adapt to the transformation of this world, he heard an urgent call outside, followed by the sound of a knock on the door. He hurriedly got up, opened the door, and saw his father's anxious face.
Tang Shuo rushed in and looked around Tang Yi's room, but didn't find anything unusual.
Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and asked Tang Yi, "Are you okay?" Is there any discomfort in your body? ”
Tang Yi shook his head lightly and looked at him puzzled.
"Whew~~ That's good." Tang Shuo breathed a sigh of relief and asked Tang Yi, "Have you been in the room all along, did you hear any special noise just now, or is it a purple light?" ”
He didn't believe he was dazzled, his eyes had always been good and bright.
What he had seen just now was a purple glow.
Hearing this, Tang Yi was relieved.
"Now, it's not time to tell them that I'm not strong enough, and if they know, it's not necessarily a good thing."
"Wait for now, when I have a certain strength, I will definitely let you join me and transcend this world."
Tang Yi measured in his heart.
Tang Shuo shook his eyes in front of Tang Yi and asked, "Hey, what are you talking to, what do you want?" Did you see something? ”
"Dad, wasn't that what I was thinking?"
"I heard it just now, did you eat something bad at night, and there were a few loud farts when you passed by the toilet...... Isn't that a strange noise? Tang Yi said.
Tang Shuo's face changed, and he said angrily with a straight face: "You stinky boy, what did you just say?" I'm your father, you dare to make such a joke with me, don't think that when you grow up and can make money, I won't beat you! "Raise your hand, and let it be on Tang Yi's head. It's just that he only raised his hand slightly, and he didn't really fight. As for Tang Yi, he was very cooperative and hid to the side in fright.
withdrew his hand and glared at Tang Yi.
"I'm not sleeping yet, I'm still playing with my phone in the middle of the night! Go to bed early, something calls us. He said a word to Tang Yi, then turned around and left Tang Yi's room, and before leaving, he looked around Tang Yi's room before closing the door.
After walking out, he frowned and muttered to himself: "No, I didn't look dazzled, obviously something flew over, could it be, what kind of light came over?" Alas, what a strange ......"
Listening to his father's broken words, Tang Yi sat on the bed.
"Dad is really, very curious, it seems that he follows me...... Oh, I'm with him, I'm with him......"
"It seems that you should pay attention in the future, but I didn't expect that when I crossed back, there would also be a purple pillar of light."
"The first few shuttles, I was lucky, I didn't hear that anyone upstairs and downstairs found out. This matter, we should pay attention to it in the future, if we don't get it well, the secret of shuttling through the world will be exposed. ”
Tang Yi analyzed.
In the future, he will have to travel through the world again, and he needs to pay attention.
After all, it's not like the novels he reads, there are some space doors, bronze doors, space-time wormholes and the like. What he relied on was the mobile phone red envelope in his hand, and every time, he needed to turn into a purple pillar of light to shuttle.
After giving himself a vigilance, Tang Yi lay on the bed, planning to sleep first and think about the future tomorrow.