Chapter 889 - Real Men Never More Than Three Minutes
"One of the two? No, no, no, I want them all! ”
Hearing Mu Tang say this, General Rebecca smiled, and Li Feibai also smiled. The difference is that General Rebecca is smiling on his face, while Li Feibai is smiling in his heart.
What was he thinking? He was thinking, it is especially possible to do evil in heaven, and if you do evil in yourself, then you really can't live. Mu Tang dared to use such a tone to say such arrogant words to General Rebecca, what was it that he didn't die for?
Do it, do it, you do it to death, then it's good!
General Rebecca said with a playful expression: "Do you think you are qualified to ask for it all?" ”
Mu Tang scratched his head and said, "Qualifications or something, it's the most annoying." What I said was what was in my heart. And what I do, that's what I want to do. ”
General Rebecca nodded and said, "You have a lot of personality and courage. Sure enough, he is a person who has the ability but the courage to poison the prime minister of 'Tori Island', and is also related to the death of Emperor Naruhito. ”
"Hehe, I've won prizes."
"It's a pity, it's a pity......"
"Regret what? And what is the pity? ”
General Rebecca said: "It's nothing, it's just regret and pity. You could have a better and longer life, but why do you have to live with yourself? I hope you can understand that appropriate compromises and concessions are also a form of wisdom. ”
Wen Qingwu said: "Master, he has nothing to do with the current matter, please don't embarrass him, Master." ”
General Rebecca said, "Qingwu, any tainted soul should be purified, and any sinful soul should be redeemed. You have not yet opened the Eyes of Wisdom, so you cannot see whether the souls of others are pure or polluted. But in my eyes, their souls need to be purified, you know? ”
Wen Qingwu pursed her lips, unable to speak.
At this time, Tong Xiangyu said in confusion: "Mu Tang, what is the situation?" What are you all talking about? ”
Mu Tang didn't look back, and said with a smile: "It's nothing." Didn't you say it all? Adults don't interfere with children. Go and go, go back to your hot springs. ”
Tong Xiangyu said: "You are not here, my brother is soaking in the hot springs alone, there is a fart meaning." Besides, my brother is not a child. Don't let my brother know anything, why? ”
Mu Tang smiled: "Yo, is this the legendary adolescent rebellion?" Come on, come on, hurry back to the hot springs. Three minutes, give me three minutes, and when the three minutes are up, I'll go back and soak with you. I haven't soaked enough in such a comfortable hot spring. ”
"You said, three minutes?"
"Hmmm! Three minutes. If you don't come back for three minutes, whoever is the puppy. ”
Tong Xiangyu blinked, and then glanced at the mess in the hall, and a few strange and somewhat familiar people, what happened here seems to be really nothing more interesting and comfortable than soaking in a hot spring, and looking at the atmosphere, it seems to be quite dangerous here, she is not afraid of danger, but she feels that if she is there, she will distract Charcoal, so she said listlessly: "Then I'll go back." Don't forget what you said, three minutes, if you don't come in three minutes......"
Mu Tang smiled: "Just kidding, I said three minutes is three minutes." Real men never exceed three minutes. Not a second is much. Go soak in your hot springs. ”
"Oh!"
Tong Xiangyu glanced at the hall one last time, turned around and ran away.
General Rebecca watched patiently and quietly, and when Tong Xiangyu left, she also said, "I have long heard that the hot springs in the 'Snow Country Soup House' here are very wonderful. Qingwu, I know you're tired too, and you don't need it here, so you can enjoy the hot springs here, and you can help me experience it first, and see if it's as comfortable as the legend says. ”
“…… Yes, Master. ”
Li Feibai said: "Qingwu, I'll go with you." ”
"Snort!" Mu Tang smiled, "Classmate Li Feibai, the hot springs of other girls' families, you are accompanied by a big man, isn't it suitable?" I thought you wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to eat girls' tofu. Although it is true that there is a custom of mixed bathing for men and women on 'Tori Island', are you now wearing a 'military uniform' and even losing some of the fine traditions of Kyushu? ”
"Nonsense!" Li Feibai secretly hated in his heart, "Mu Tang, if you have anything to say, you just say it directly, there is no need to turn around and scold people, is it interesting?" ”
Mu Tang said: "Oh, since you said so, then I'm not welcome: traitor!" ”
"You!" Li Fei's pale cheeks were slightly red, but then he thought about it again, didn't the three words Mu Tang also scold Wen Qingwu? He glanced at Wen Qingwu with lightning, only to see that her expression was indifferent, and there was no obvious change in expression, so he said, "Say whatever you want." Whether we are traitors or not is not your turn. Qing Wu, let's go. ”
He said "we", not "me", which shows that his careful thinking and cleverness are really everywhere. And before he said "Qingwu, let's go", Wen Qingwu's steps had actually taken a step. When he had finished speaking, he followed. Obviously, he completely ignored Mu Tang's previous words.
Mu Tang smiled: "Didn't you say it, girls take hot springs, don't go with them, why can't you listen to them?" ”
"Hmph......" Li Feibai just snorted coldly, and found that his feet couldn't move, and no matter how hard he tried, his feet were firmly stuck to the ground and seemed to have taken root, and he said angrily: "What did you do to me?" ”
Wen Qingwu looked at Li Feibai suspiciously.
Mu Tang spread his hands and said, "No, what can I do to you?" ”
Li Fei's face was red and his ears were red, and then he directly burst out of his soul qi, but Rao was like this, he still had no way to pull out his feet.
General Rebecca said, "Qingwu, what are you waiting for?" ”
"Yes, Master......" Wen Qingwu responded, walked past Mu Tang's side, and suddenly stopped, looking at Mu Tang with clear eyes, "Mu Tang, I am very disappointed in what you have done. ”
Mu Tang shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "I don't seem to need you to be disappointed in me, do I?" ”
“……”
Wen Qingwu didn't say anything, and walked past Mu Tang.
Li Feibai said angrily: "Let go of me!" The surname is pastoral, there is a kind of you let go of me! ”
Mu Tang picked his cheeks, didn't bother to deal with him, and said, "Really, it's a waste of a minute." Believe me, General Rebecca, I'm a man who really doesn't like fighting. Everyone is a civilized person, what problems can't be said well and solved slowly? Fighting is something that only barbarians dare to do, what do you think, right? ”
General Rebecca said, "You have a point. But only civilized people can sit down with civilized people and have a good talk. I'm civilized, what about you? From what you have done, I don't see what a civilized person should be. ”
What do you say...... Mu Tang rolled his eyes in respect, "What you said is too hurtful. Is it only you in the emotional world that the 'Na'vi Federation' is a civilized person? ”
As a result, Rebecca said, "Isn't that true? ”
Faced with her confidence and superiority that she didn't know from, Mu Tang was speechless and waved his hand: "Okay, you win, I can't tell you, I admit defeat!" "Let Mu Tang take the initiative to admit defeat in the battle of words, it seems that this General Rebecca really has one," There is still about one minute and thirty seconds. Then I won't talk nonsense, I only have two requests: let my master go, don't fight Tong Xiangyu's idea. ”
Rebecca said, "I have only one request: to baptize this sinful sinner and the young girl just now. ”
"Baptism?" Mu Tang nodded, pointed to his mouth, and said, "Look at my mouth shape: wash F, U, C, K, Y, O, U ceremony." Did you hear me clearly? Do you want me to repeat it? ”
Li Feibai shouted in his heart: "Mu Tang, you are dead, you dare to say such things to General Rebecca, you are dead!" Hahaha! It seems that he has met Mu Tang's death, and his heart is extremely happy.
Rebecca was not so easily irritated by Mu Tang, and the way she looked at Mu Tang, there was still a cross-species contempt - just like a person looking at a monkey jumping up and down funny, she said very blandly: "What I just said is actually not comprehensive. There are those whose sins and filth can be purified and cleansed, but there are those who defile themselves because they are willing to degenerate, and such people cannot forgive even the merciful 'door gods'......"
Mu Tang asked with a cute face: "What is the 'door god'?" Is it a piece of? Or is it the thin kind? ”
"What did you say?"
A breath of qi spilled out of Rebecca's body, and at the same time, a wave also spread around her center, and where the wave passed, tiny cracks appeared on the ground, and those table and chair decorations and the like were shattered in the twist, "You say it again. ”
The sound of the five words "You say it again" was distorted, and even the tone of a word had huge ups and downs.
Li Feibai shouted in horror: "Mu Tang, are you crazy?!" ”
What's he doing? How dare he blaspheme the "door god"? Didn't he know who General Rebecca was? She is the "Holy Lady Nun" of the "Sumecanism", just like the "handmaiden" in the "Religion of the Virgin", she has an extremely firm faith, and it can even be said that faith is everything to them. Isn't that crazy what is it?
Li Feibai didn't care if Mu Tang was crazy or not, he was just afraid that he would be implicated.
Mu Tang smiled: "Didn't you hear clearly? Then I'm just saying again, is the 'door god' a lump ......?"
Before the word "" could be spoken, a slender sword as thin as a needle had already stabbed Mu Tang's chest, and directly stabbed into Mu Tang's heart, and then penetrated out from the back, the tip of the slender stabbing sword was steady, and there was no shaking at all!
A sword pierced the heart!
"Uh......" a voice squeezed out of Mu Tang's mouth.
Rebecca was domineering, and even shone brightly on her body, and said, "Now, I, Rebecca Kektru, the head of the thirteenth regiment of the 'Holy Sword Nun', on behalf of the 'Supreme Court', will exercise the privilege of holy judgment on you. Crime: Blasphemy of the 'door god' with extremely jealous and insulting words. Sanction: Exile of the soul to the Darkest Hell, and the body will be forever burned by the fire of the extinction. ”
"Oh," faced with Rebecca, who was enough to scare ordinary people to death, Mu Tang said, "Tsk, there are still thirty seconds, how can time pass so quickly?" ”