Chapter 395: What Does Bang Bang Mean
"What's the matter, I just read a lot of books on this subject," Sun Bin said to Zhang Yi with a red face and a look of shame.
"Zhang Yi, my age is above you, do you have to call me Brother You too" You Zhipei joked about Zhang Yi idly and bored.
"Dead fatty, you quickly shut your mouth for me, if you want me to call you brother, that's impossible, and I don't want to hear you speak" Zhang Yi stared at her big watery eyes and looked at You Zhipei with an angry look on her face.
"Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, you scold me for being fat, you love me, you continue to scold me for being fat, the more you scold, the more excited I am in my heart" You Zhipei got up from the ground and looked at Zhang Yi with a smile on his face and said.
"You, you, you ........" Zhang Yi pointed at You Zhipei and couldn't say a word, if you want to talk about the strength of the two people, You Zhipei's ten tied together is not Zhang Yi's opponent, if you want to talk about it, ten Zhang Yi tied together is not You Zhipei's opponent, You Zhipei's speech is too annoying.
"Fourth, you better say a few words!" I frowned and said to You Zhipei angrily.
"Second brother, if you ask me to say a few words, it's better to kill me" You Zhipei looked at me and said, I really want to kill this You Zhipei now, it's a shame to throw home.
"The five of us get together because of fate, let's introduce ourselves in detail, I hope that after this game, we can continue to be friends" Xiao Yongyong smiled and proposed to all of us, when I first contacted Xiao Yongyong, I felt that this person was very cold, not such a good person, we got along for the past two days, I think Xiao Yongyong is a very good person, he is a man who is responsible and serious, I especially like to be friends with this kind of person.
"I agree with what Brother Xiao said, and I also hope that the five of us can be friends in the future," I echoed with a smile on my face.
"Brother You, let's introduce yourself first," Xiao Yongyong asked You Zhipei to be the first to say.
"Okay, I'm just such a good person, I've never had stage fright, I'll come first, I'll come first," You Zhipei said to Xiao Yongyong with a smile.
"You're not without stage fright, you're shameless, I've lived so big, and I haven't seen anyone more shameless than you," Zhang Yi said to You Zhipei with an angry face.
"Zhang Yi, you wait for me, I will marry you home sooner or later, during the day and at night" You Zhipei said to Zhang Yi with a lewd face.
"What is Papapa" Zhang Yi asked You Zhipei suspiciously, even Xiao Yongyong and Sun Bin looked at You Zhipei with a puzzled expression, looking at the expressions of the two of them at this time, it is estimated that the two of them don't know what Papapai is.
"Papapai is ......" You Zhipei was just about to explain what Papapai meant, I quickly ran to him and reached out to cover his mouth.
"You Zhipei, if you don't want to be dumb, don't talk nonsense" I pointed to the stainless steel long sword in Zhang Yi's hand and said to You Zhipei, You Zhipei nodded to me after listening to my words.
"Papapa, it must not be a good word, right" Zhang Yi stood up and looked at You Zhipei with an angry expression and asked.
"Who said that Papapai is not a good word, there is a good song, if you feel happy, you clap your hands, Papapa" You Zhipei sang to Zhang Yi, in the face of this You Zhipei, I was really drunk.
"Brother You, don't be poor, you better introduce yourself quickly" Xiao asked You Zhipei with a brave smile.
"My name is You Zhipei, everyone knows it, my second brother and I are from DD, the largest and most beautiful border city in China, our seafood is very cheap, abalone, sea cucumber everywhere, Xiao brothers and Sister Zhang, if you go to DD, you can eat seafood as you like. My parents are working in the tax bureau, my second brother and I are still sophomores, our old You family is such a single seedling, my parents bought the house I got married two years ago, it is a 160-square-meter house, and I am now short of a daughter-in-law" You Zhipei's last sentence was said by looking at Zhang Yi.
"Dead fat man, what do you mean by looking at me and saying this," Zhang Yi asked You Zhipei with a dark face.
"Zhang Yi, you are really interesting, if you don't look at me, how do you know that I look at you" You Zhipei asked Zhang Yi rhetorically, Zhang Yi was a little embarrassed by You Zhipei's question.
"Brother Liu, can you also introduce yourself, how did you join the Maoshan faction" Xiao Yongyong was particularly interested in me.
"It's a long story, I joined my master's disciple in September last year and started to learn the Tao" When I said this, Xiao Yongyong, Sun Bin and Zhang Yi looked at me with an incredulous expression.
"It's February, so that means you've been studying the Tao for less than half a year?" Xiao bravely interjected and asked me.
"Yes, I haven't been learning the Tao for less than half a year," I replied to Xiao bravely with a smile.
"Although your strength is very weak, but it is already very powerful to reach your level in half a year, if you start early, your strength will be above those of us" Xiao Yong looked at me and said with an appreciative face.
"Brother Liu, you go on" At this time, even Zhang Yi was very interested in me.
"Well, I joined the Maoshan faction by chance, things are like this, my family's conditions are not good, my tuition has to be earned by my own part-time job, just when my sophomore tuition was not settled, I suddenly found a temporary part-time job....... "I told everyone about my marriage to the underworld, even You Zhipei heard me tell this story for the first time, he looked at me with a stunned expression.
"That's it, I joined the Maoshan sect of my master in order to survive, at the beginning I was a little resistant, because when I first came into contact with my master, I felt that my master's temper was particularly strange, but after a long time of contact, I found that my master is very good-hearted, he usually does things very principledly, sometimes although he will target me with some principles, but I know that he is educating me, how to be a person, how to do things, what is called having to pay in return......." I said to everyone with a smile.
"Second brother, why haven't I heard you mention this matter!" You Zhipei looked at me and asked.
"You sit with the third child and play games all day long, and you don't care so much about my affairs," I replied to You Zhipei with a smile, and You Zhipei blushed a little when he heard this.
"Second brother, I want to ask you a serious question, you answer me truthfully" You Zhipei asked with a serious look at me.
"You ask," I said to You Zhipei, nodding my head.
"Have you ever snapped with that female ghost Xia Wanting" When You Zhipei asked me this question very seriously, my whole face turned green, I really want to strangle You Zhipei's heart now, this brain hole can be regarded as open, he can actually come up with such a boring question, I also admire him from the heart.
"Brother Liu, what the hell is Papapa" Zhang Yi asked me with a puzzled expression.
"This, this ......" I didn't even know how to answer at this point.
"Second brother, hurry up" You Zhipei couldn't wait to ask me as he continued.
"You Zhipei, do you know, I really want to beat you now" I completely gritted my teeth and clenched my fists to say this to You Zhipei.
"Second brother, don't be angry, I'm just very curious about this matter, everyone is an adult, there's nothing bad to say" You Zhipei asked me with a harmless face.
"I haven't snapped with Xia Wanting, nor have I ever snapped with Jiang Weiwei, let alone with Shen Yue, if you kid asks me such a boring question in the future, be careful that I'm not polite to you, the limit of human patience is limited" I said to You Zhipei with a dark face.
"I still don't believe what you said in my heart," You Zhipei looked at me and said with a questioning face, at this time I wanted to kill You Zhipei.
"You Zhipei, you're a little too much," I stood up and pointed at You Zhipei angrily.
"Second brother, don't be angry, I'm playing with you" You Zhipei was really angry when he saw me, and he said to me with a smiling face.
"Zhang Yi, can you also introduce yourself" Xiao Yongyong turned his head to Zhang Yi and asked.
"I told you before, I am from the Zhengyi Sect of Longhu Mountain, and my grandfather is the head of the Zhengyi Sect" When Zhang Yi revealed his identity, we all looked at Zhang Yi with an incredulous face.
"Zhang Yi, I heard that your Longhu Mountain Zhengyi Sect is very rich in the real estate business, right?" You Zhipei asked Zhang Yi with a big grin.
"I don't know about this, anyway, since I was a child, I have never lacked food or clothing, as long as I want something, my grandfather will buy it for me" Zhang Yi shook his head and said to You Zhipei.