"Three... Three hundred thousand? "I feel like my tongue is knotted, 40,000 is already my limit, and I have a hard time with 10,000 more, and now Nalanggao says 300,000. Made, in the eyes of rich people, these 300,000 may be solved with a phone call.

However, for a coffin bearer like me, 300,000 is undoubtedly an astronomical amount, and I am afraid that I will not earn 300,000 in my life. This may be like an ancient poem saying, Zhumen wine and meat stink, there are frozen bones on the road, those rich people, a meal can make us struggle for a lifetime, and we have to live two lives.

When Na Lang Gao saw my surprised face, he said, "Chen Jiu, you are rich, and you are a millionaire. ”

I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him, "Where did I get the money?" ”

He raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the Ten Thousand Towers, and said, "Have you forgotten that Su Dahe asked you for an old witch?" Didn't he give a million cards at the time? The password is the last six digits of the card, you put out the million, isn't Miss Su's funeral solved? ”

Hearing him say this, I suddenly remembered, at that time, Su Dahe asked me to beg the old witch to let go of his so-called son, gave me one million, and said that he would give me another five million after the matter was completed.

I fumbled around my body, and soon found the bank card, I looked at it, and shook my head at Lang Gao, and said, "This money can't be moved, and it must be returned to Su Dahe." ”

"He's been killed by the old witch." Lang Gao said.

"Then return it to his son, anyway, this money is ill-gotten gains, and it must be returned." I put away the bank card, planning to give him the bank card next time I see Su Xiaolin, and tell him about Su Dahe by the way, and ask him to hold a funeral for Su Dahe.

"Chen Jiu, you're funny! Then Su Dahe begged you to do something, you did it well for him, and he paid him as it should be, where is it ill-gotten gains? "That Lang Gao walked up to me.

I stopped at him and said, "No, the reason why Su Dahe died was because I told him that Granny Qiao was killed by the old witch, and he would find the old witch to fight hard, otherwise, Su Dahe would not die, so the money must be returned." ”

"Chen Jiu, the Su family is so rich, they won't care about this million." Lang Gao persuaded.

"It's the Su family's business that the Su family is rich, and it's my business that I don't pay back the million, these are two different things, and they can't be mixed up." I explained to him, and he seemed to want to say something, and I immediately took his words and said, "Don't persuade me, this money must be returned." ”

"Stubborn, I really don't understand you, the one million at your fingertips, I have to give it back to others." He muttered.

"Director Lang, if I use one million to buy a deputy director under your hands, will you sell it?" I asked lightly.

"Of course you don't sell it, how can there be a reason to sell it/official." He replied immediately.

After speaking, he seemed to understand something, and said, "I understand what you mean, and I support you in returning this million." ”

I hummed and got into trouble with money.

At this moment, Chen Tiannan made a move, he first walked up to me and said, "Brother Jiu, have you forgotten what my family did?" Although the Su family is not rich, they can still take out a mere 300,000 yuan. ”

To be honest, I almost agreed, but, thinking of paying back 300,000, I have a headache, I earn 300,000 by carrying the coffin, when do I have to carry it, a coffin is counted as 300, 300,000 is a thousand coffins, and it is estimated that I will not be able to lift so many coffins in this life.

At that moment, I stopped at Chen Tiannan and asked Lang Gao if the funeral expenses could be reduced. He said that the sandalwood coffin cannot be less, the land must not be less, these two things must be 100,000, and the remaining food, labor, funeral supplies, and some other messy expenses add up, at least 30,000, a total of 130,000, can not be less.

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Tiannan spoke again, and he said to Lang Gao: "Wuguan, you don't give me face, how can my sister-in-law's funeral be shabby, give me a big special event, lack of money and food, don't tell Brother Jiu, tell me, Lao Tzu is poor and only has money left." ”

"Tiannan, don't make trouble!" I glared at him and said, "So be it! You lend me 150,000 yuan, and I will pay you back in ten years. ”

He didn't think about it and immediately agreed, and led a few middle-aged men to the door, saying that he was going to get money.

After he left, Wang Chuyao walked in with three boxed lunches and said, "Director Lang, your boxed lunch." ”

Na Lang Gao said thank you, and took the lunch box and devoured it, and I was speechless when I saw it.

After about ten minutes, Na Lang Gao finished eating three box lunches, burped, and said, "Chen Jiu, the funeral expenses have been roughly calculated for you, just wait for the money to arrive, and you can start the funeral." ”

I snorted, what he said was the truth, whether this society is doing funerals or other things, money is the joint, no money, everything is.

So, a few of us sat in the tent and waited for Chen Tiannan to withdraw the money and come back. During this period, I chatted with Lang Gao about the trivial matters in the funeral, and to my surprise, he seemed to be a natural confidant and arranged all the trivial matters properly. As for the funeral expenses, he is even more clear, even the expenses of one-time chopsticks, he counts them, and can only describe him in one sentence, with him as a guest, he will not use a penny more in the funeral, and will not offend anyone.

This gave me a new understanding of him, I remember holding a million funerals in Dongxing Town, and asked him to be a knowledger, but his performance at that time was only slightly stronger than that of ordinary acquaintances, and he did not have such a perverted ability to arrange and calculate expenses. I asked him why he was so shrewd now, and he said that he was an amateur and a professional now, and of course his performance is better.

I was speechless about this.

Chatting, chatting, before I knew it, it was close to dusk, and Chen Tiannan hadn't come back yet, I was afraid that he would encounter any danger on the road, so I planned to go out with Lang Gao to find him. Who knows, as soon as we arrived at the door, we saw Chen Tiannan coming back, he was carrying a black plastic bag in his hand, and he could vaguely see that it was filled with money, he stuffed the plastic bag into my hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiu, I only have 110,000 yuan in my card, plus the rest of the money on my body, a total of 148,000, all here." ”

I took the money, thanked him, and said again that I would find a way to pay it back within 10 years.

He waved his hand and was about to speak, when I saw that the marriage finger of his left ring finger was missing, and when I looked up at his face, I found that the diamond that had been hanging from his left ear was also missing.