Chapter 167: The Life of a Research Dog

Hu Kehao repeatedly explained to the police: "My money was not stolen, not robbed, or my hard-earned money, but just the money I accidentally found and sold a dragon shell." I am not suspected of helping foreigners launder money, nor did I help Chinese transfer assets abroad, I am innocent. ”

"What is a dragon shell?" The officer asked.

"The dragon gives birth to nine sons, the children are different, one of them is the dragon, its skin can be used as a drum, and the sound is heard for hundreds of miles, so it is called the drum. This dragon shell is the dragon shell! Hu Kehao explained.

"Hahaha, you are such a pedantic teacher, you can't even lie, I guess your students are more likely to lie than you. Are there dragons in the world? Where did the dragon come from without dragons? The police officer said.

"You just think of it as a turtle shell, it's worth more money anyway." Hu Kehao said.

"It's hard for us to trust you unless you have witnesses." The police said.

"Okay, then I'll get you witnesses." The witness Hu Kehao mentioned was Lin Xueyi. The police allowed Mr. Hu to continue working as usual, but only on call. For the sake of his reputation, the police did not tell the leaders of the U City Polytechnic University about the incident. If Hu Kehao is really suspected of international crimes, then the paper will not be able to contain the fire, and he must be notified to his school.

Hu Kehao called Lin Xueyi, hoping that she could cooperate with the investigation and wash away his innocence, but Lin Xueyi was very busy, and her supervisor, Professor Wu Yining, was going to attend an academic exchange meeting and asked Lin Xueyi to make a PPT of report materials for him. Many material dogs have made PPT reports for themselves or their superiors, and this PPT is not so easy to do. To do it to your own satisfaction, but also to satisfy the superior leaders, this PPT material often has to revise countless drafts, so some people joked that "one draft and two drafts are not considered drafts, and nine drafts and ten drafts are changed back to the original draft." ”

Before Lin Xueyi made PPT materials, Professor Wu Yining talked with her for two hours, carefully explained to her the idea of making PPT, and asked her to make the film neat and beautiful, clear and focused, which can not only reflect the workload, but also show the team's scientific research strength, so that peer experts are impressed.

"Before making a PPT, let's figure out what a PPT is. The full name of PPT is PowerPoint, what does this word mean? Professor Wu asked Lin Xueyi.

"PowerPoint is a slideshow, and it is a kind of office software in the Office series." Lin Xueyi whispered. She really didn't know what kind of medicine Professor Wu Yining sold in the gourd, and why she asked this question that had nothing to do with the reporting materials.

"Haha, your understanding is really superficial! It seems that you don't usually think seriously about the true meaning of PowerPoint at all! 'Power' means 'power', 'Point' means 'point', and PowerPoint means 'show the point powerfully'. Therefore, I ask you to make the PPT materials this time with clear ideas and key points...... This will be very good for you in the future. Professor Wu said.

After listening to Professor Wu's earnest teaching, Lin Xueyi kept nodding her head as if a chicken pecked rice. Due to the team's usual scientific research accumulation and abundant materials, Lin Xueyi quickly completed the first version of PPT. Professor Wu was very dissatisfied with it and asked her to revise it. Making PPT is like cooking, it is difficult to satisfy everyone's appetite. The PPT you think you do well may be worthless in the eyes of others. Just as you may like to eat coriander (coriander) or houttuynia cordata (folded ear root or pig's nostrils), others think these two dishes are worse than shit. You think you do a good job in PPT, but the tutor thinks it's rubbish.

Lin Xueyi revised the PPT three times, Professor Wu read it, and said: "This version of the PPT is much better than the previous one." Now let's discuss and modify the PPT page by page. ”

Whenever Lin Xueyi heard this, her heart kept trembling. Discussing and revising PPT with Professor Wu was a long and painful process. For each PPT, Professor Wu starts with the typography, font size, and color matching, and then talks about the specific content after reading the content in format and form. You have to explain to him, sentence by sentence, why it is written like this, where each sentence comes from, and what each noun means. Professor Wu requires that the PPT should be illustrated and written, the matching of graphics and text should be reasonable, and the text written should be very concise, without a word of nonsense.

There were more than 40 PPTs in total, and it took 4 hours for Professor Wu to finish only 5 pages. Lin Xueyi felt extremely uncomfortable and only hoped that he would end it soon. Professor Wu is so verbose, discussing problems is discussing problems, but he loves to be reasonable, tell stories, divergent thinking, and quote scriptures. Lin Xueyi silently shouted in her heart: "I really can't stand it!" At this time, the scene in "Journey to the West" in which the goblin couldn't stand Tang Seng's verbosity and committed suicide appeared in her mind.

Professor Wu finally found that the progress was too slow, so he sped up, browsed the entire PPT, rearranged his thinking, adjusted the relevant structure, and Lin Xueyi found that the adjusted structure was similar to the structure of the first version she made......

"Well, the structure is adjusted like this, and each film in the back must be as meticulously crafted as the five films in the front, and scientific research must not be sloppy. Today, Friday, I will give you two days today and tomorrow, and send me the PPT materials early in the morning. Professor Wu said.

"Okay, teacher." Lin Xueyi yawned and said tiredly.

Hu Kehao usually reports to the leaders at all levels of the U City University of Technology, and has a certain amount of experience in making PPT. Hu Kehao usually does most of the administrative PPT, and Lin Xueyi wants to do PPT materials for academic exchange meetings, although the nature of the two is different, but there are many things in common.

Lin Xueyi usually works in her mentor's laboratory, and it is inconvenient for Hu Kehao to enter her laboratory. After dinner, Lin Xueyi found a classroom and revised the PPT materials with Hu Kehao. When Lin Xueyi was an undergraduate, she often studied on her own in the classroom. After grad school, she often worked in the lab and rarely went to the classroom. At the moment, the classroom is like an old friend to her.

Hu Kehao read her PPT first, and although he couldn't fully understand the content, he still helped her modify the format, typesetting and some typos of the film. The most difficult thing is the relevant research ideas, research methods, research results and cognitive content, Hu Kehao stood in his own perspective and gave Lin Xueyi a lot of inspiration. Although Hu Kehao is a "layman", he is not bound by "insider" thinking, and his brain can jump out and find another way.

Time passed minute by minute, they revised together for two hours, it was nine o'clock in the evening, Lin Xueyi kept yawning, she had been revising until two or three o'clock in the morning for several nights in a row.

"Xueyi, let's go for a walk on campus! The combination of work and rest can improve work efficiency. Hu Kehao said.

Lin Xueyi nodded, and they walked out of the classroom together and came to the road to the school. The street lamp emitted a pale yellow light, casting a faint figure of the two of them on the ground. Lin Xueyi remembered that she had been tortured by Professor Wu in the past few days, and complained: "Professor Wu is really tormenting, with a strange temper and high demands, we are about to be driven crazy by him!" ”

"Scientific research is like this, you can't produce results without hard work. Compared with foreign countries, there is still a big gap in our scientific research level, and if we do not catch up, we will always lag behind others. Okay, now relax and don't think about these annoying things. Hu Kehao said.

Pedestrians on the road passed by them and cast envious glances. When they came to the fork in the road, turned to the left and turned into the sheep farm trail by the lake, and sat on a stool looking at the quiet lake. The fish had fallen asleep at this time, but Lin Xueyi was worried about the PPT report materials.

The evening breeze blew, and Lin Xueyi felt a chill. She worked overtime day after day, was very tired, and took a nap on a stool. Hu Kehao moved to the right side of the stool, and Lin Xueyi took a nap on the stool with her whole body pillowing Hu Kehao's right hand and legs. Hu Kehao looked at Lin Xueyi silently, a wonderful body was revealed, the convex and concave carcass was stretched, the eyebrows were raised, the cheeks were condensed, the cherry lips were slightly opened, the teeth were finely exposed, the fine black hair was behind the shoulders in batches, and although the eyes showed fatigue, it was still difficult to hide the pure and elegant temperament.

Hu Kehao was afraid of freezing Lin Xueyi, so he took off his clothes and covered her body. He accidentally touched the twin peaks that trembled slightly on her chest, plump and round, perfectly blending into the delicate and slender body. Hu Kehao was fascinated by Lin Xueyi, he leaned down and raised his right hand that was pillowing Lin Xueyi's head. Lin Xueyi was shocked, opened her eyes, flashed with a shy and seemingly joyful light, and asked, "Hao, what are you going to do?" ”

"I, I'm ......" Hu Kehao felt very nervous, and his hands couldn't stop shaking. He suddenly mustered up his courage, helped Lin Xueyi up from the stool, and hugged her tightly, only to feel a soft and gentle body on his chest, and two soft and pointed things on his chest. Lin Xueyi felt very shy and overwhelmed, and wanted to break free of her body, but Hu Kehao hugged her tighter. She closed her eyes and they hugged each other......

They forgot everything around them, and it wasn't until someone passed them that they suddenly woke up and stopped. Passers-by are no longer surprised by these things between couples, but they feel very shy. When passers-by walked away, they returned to the classroom to continue to revise the PPT materials.

Lin Xueyi finally made a PPT that satisfied Professor Wu Yining and breathed a sigh of relief. After completing the work task, Lin Xueyi took time to go to the police station to testify against Hu Kehao, clear his suspicion and obtain his innocence. Hu Kehao finally got rid of the harassment and pestering of the police, and the $50,000 became his legal windfall income.