Chapter 47: Eating the Overlord Meal
Wang Hongyu heard a familiar voice, but then he came back to his senses, "Oh my God~Brother Xiaolong~" This stupid thing actually called out directly.
"Wang Hongyu! You don't usually answer questions so positively, what's wrong? Do you know Xiaolong? The teacher asked.
"I ......" Wang Hongyu obediently got up from his seat and said that he knew? But can you only say that you know each other with only one side? Wang Hongyu was still hesitating there, and then heard Long Chen speak first.
"Teacher~He's my daughter-in-law~" Long Chen came even more stupidly and ruthlessly.
The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher's face was blackened with anger, and now the elementary school students are so open? Or did I open it the wrong way? "You two go up outside and stand outside!"
In the corridor of the classroom, "Xiaoyu~ It's really a coincidence~ Let's have a class haha~" Long Chen was in a good mood.
Wang Hongyu blushed, "Brother Xiaolong~ What is your daughter-in-law?" One sentence stunned Long Chen.
"Ahem~ This daughter-in-law is ...... It's just ......" this Longchen really didn't think too much, "It's your father who calls your mother a daughter-in-law~ Understand?" Long Chen felt that he had explained it perfectly.
"My dad calls my mother his daughter-in-law~ No~ My dad only calls my mother his wife~" Wang Hongyu looked at Long Chen innocently and said.
"Stupid~Isn't the daughter-in-law and wife the same thing~" Long Chen was almost helpless by this stupid child.
"But my father is a man, and my mother is a woman~ In other words, if a man calls a woman a daughter-in-law or a wife, you are a boy, and I am also a boy, you should call me my husband, not my daughter-in-law~" Wang Hongyu's brain circuit is simply invincible, what Long Chen didn't expect was, who said this thing was stupid? He's not stupid at all, he's smart, he went around in a circle, and he got into it.
"Less nonsense~ I'm your husband! You are my daughter-in-law! Just remember it for me! Long Chen roared directly.
Wang Hongyu didn't dare to talk back anymore, anyway, it's the same thing, whatever~
It's noon, and the two children are still standing in the corridor, "Gollum~Gollum~"
Wang Hongyu's little belly was like a pot, screaming.
"Xiaoyu~ Didn't I give you money~ The bell rang in a while, let's go buy delicious food together~" Long Chen said excitedly.
"No~ I can't spend your money, by the way~ I'll give you back this~" Wang Hongyu folded the 100 yuan and handed it back to Long Chen.
"No~ I can't recycle this~ This is called a dowry~ It can't be recycled~" Long Chen replied with a serious face.
"And what is the dowry?" Wang Hongyu didn't understand these words at all.
"You shut up for me~ Where are there so many messy questions! I'll go with me to eat delicious food ~ Don't resist! "Long Chen has had a domineering spirit since he was a child, and Wang Hongyu really doesn't ask nonsense anymore.
When the bell rang for the end of class, Long Chen returned to the classroom and put his schoolbag directly on the seat next to Wang Hongyu, "Let's go~Let's eat~"
Wang Hongyu followed Long Chen at first, as if he was a little follower, but Long Chen was not happy, "Go faster~ You are the one who will stand by my side in the future!" Don't follow me! ”
Wang Hongyu quickened his pace, walked to Long Chen's side, and walked out of the school gate, Long Chen directly raised his arm and put it on Wang Hongyu's thin little shoulder.
"Brother Xiaolong~This is not good~" Wang Hongyu's face turned red again.
Long Chen just loves to look at this little gadget with such a shy energy, and the more he flirts with that little face, the redder he becomes, like a big apple.
The two children entered a small restaurant, Long Chen was completely a regular customer here, as soon as he entered the door, "Xiaolong is here~ Hurry up and sit inside, we will keep your place for you all the time~" The proprietress in the small shop was enthusiastic.
As soon as the two children sat down, the proprietress asked, "Xiaolong~ Who is this?" "Before the hostess's words fell.
Wang Hongyu came directly: "I am his daughter-in-law!" ”
"Poof~" I saw that some of the chopsticks of the diners eating at the surrounding tables fell to the ground, and some of the water that had just been drunk was sprayed out.
The proprietress looked at Wang Hongyu with a stunned expression.
Long Chen couldn't help laughing, so he had to raise his hand to cover his mouth, but his body shook with a smile.
Wang Hongyu seemed to be a nobody, and whispered to Long Chen: "Brother Xiaolong~ The dishes here are too expensive~ Shall we change one?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense~ You can order whatever you want to eat~ Today your husband and I will invite you~" Long Chen said with a smug face.
The proprietress was even more shocked, how are the children playing with each other now?
Wang Hongyu didn't dare to order, after reading the menu for a long time, there was no particularly cheap one, "Otherwise~ bring me a bowl of rice~ I'll just eat it~"
"What are these words? My daughter-in-law just sent away a bowl of rice? No way! Lady Boss~ Serve me all the best dishes in your store! "Long Chen didn't even look at the menu.
This time it was Wang Hongyu's turn to be frightened, "Don't~ Don't~" Wang Hongyu hurriedly stopped him.
"Shhh~ Don't be spoiled outside!" Long Chen was very unhappy when he saw that the diners at the other table cast wolf glances at Wang Hongyu.
In a short time, a whole table was filled with fragrant meals.
Wang Hongyu's little sample, the gluttonous saliva is about to come out, "Brother Xiaolong~ Can this really be eaten?" I only have a hundred yuan from you, but it's far from enough to pay for this table~" Wang Hongyu's little face was full of worry.
"Hurry up and taste this~ You can give me peace of mind to eat! I've said I'm pleasing you! Long Chen was busy putting vegetables in Wang Hongyu's small bowl.
Wang Hongyu looked at Long Chen's appearance, it didn't seem like he was lying, he stuffed his head and gulped into his mouth, "Brother Xiaolong~ Don't say it, when you're hungry, everything you eat tastes good~"
Long Chen looked at Wang Hongyu, who was eating so fragrantly, and he suddenly had an appetite, the two children's little bellies were bulging, Long Chen looked at the child in front of him with a satisfied face, and couldn't help but play.
"Xiaoyu ~ How about we do sports?" Long Chen smiled evilly.
Wang Hongyu asked innocently: "Brother Xiaolong~ I'm tired of eating, I don't want to exercise~"
"This can't be done, it's even more uncomfortable if you don't exercise, you stand next to me first~" Long Chen whispered to Wang Hongyu.
Wang Hongyu looked at Long Chen with a nervous look, and didn't think much about it, stood up and walked to Long Chen's side.
Who would have thought that Long Chen directly grabbed Wang Hongyu's little meat hand, pulled his legs and ran out of the store.
Wang Hongyu ran out of breath for the whole time, "Xiao...... Dragons...... Brother ~ I ...... I can't run anymore~"
Long Chen actually scared him, "No~ Hurry up and run~ Otherwise, if you are caught, you will be killed~"
Wang Hongyu was about to cry, the first time he experienced eating a bully meal, it was really unforgettable.
"Hahaha~ Look at the way you run~ Hurry up, I'll give you a smooth ride~" Long Chen finally stopped running and hugged the fleshy Wang Hongyu.
"Brother Xiaolong~We didn't do it right~" Wang Hongyu said worriedly.
"What's wrong? Don't worry~ I deliberately tease you~" Long Chen said with a relaxed face.
"Tease me? How can there be a meal without paying? Wang Hongyu was not happy about such a joke, not to mention that he didn't think it was a joke.