As soon as the fat man heard that Junko said that there was a way, he immediately urged: "Huh? Do you have a way? Hurry up, the fat man is itching to death. ”

"Hehe, it's just a little disgusting, I don't know if you want to."

I didn't know what Junko was talking about, so I asked Junko, "What's disgusting?" What can you do? ”

Junzi smiled and said: "I used to hear the older generation in the family say that cats like this are afraid of dirty things, and they can be forced to retreat with urine." How about it, do you want to try it, fat man. ”

When the fat man heard this, he immediately scolded: "Ah, you dog, you want to pour urine on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu would rather itch to death." ”

I comforted the fat man and said, "Oh, you take a shower once a few months, it's not much cleaner than urine, and besides, if you have no skin on your back, your concubines won't be able to deliver takeaways." ”

As soon as the fat man heard this, he immediately stopped rubbing: "Eh.... That.... Then you hurry up, don't deliberately put more water on Lao Tzu, or Lao Tzu will eat chicken and stew mushrooms for supper. ”

As I spoke, I let the fat man lie on the ground, and sure enough, after putting water on the fat man's back, the red color on his back began to recede.

I hurriedly picked up the fat man and said, "How is it, is it still itchy?" ”

The fat man moved twice and said, "Hey, it's really fucking not itchy, but Xiao Jiang, you're a little angry, no wonder I smell you, fat man." ”

"Get out of the way, I think I'm angry, you use your own."

"If I know this, do you still need to fight backwards? Those broad ladies in Sijiu City still have to keep me as a little white face. ”

I didn't bother to talk to the fat man, so I asked him to wipe his back and continue walking.

It's just that this time we only walked more than ten meters, and we saw a stone gate more than one meter wide in front of us.

The fat man shone a flashlight inside at the door, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "Hey, this fucking hiding is deep enough, and I finally let the fat man find it." ”

I also went in to see that it was a small burial chamber, but in the middle of the burial chamber, a coffin appeared.

Tomb robbers often have a deep attachment to coffins, and perhaps I have inherited this obsession from my grandfather. At this moment, when I saw the coffin, I actually had a kind of excitement, if the tomb robbery did not have the excitement of the moment when the coffin was opened and touched the dead vessel, then tomb robbery was actually a very hard and boring profession.

Soon I calmed down from this excitement, because the coffin in front of me was very weird.

The whole coffin is red, without any paint, which makes people look very uncomfortable.

The fat man muttered on the side: "The owner of this tomb is too picky, the coffin with mahogany is reluctant to spend two dollars to paint, it won't be moved from Shanxi." ”

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense." I lowered my voice and said, "This is a female coffin, ancient female coffins are all plain coffins, this color is red, then there is only one possibility." ”

The fat man asked me, "Ah, is it the beauty of the Qinglou?" Want to change colors after death? ”

I was trembling with anger from the fat man, glaring at him and saying, "Dead fat man, the people in this coffin are all pregnant women in stillbirth, and this is a coffin for raising corpses." ”

The fat man still didn't care, "It's been fucking for thousands of years, it's already rotten to scum, and it's still a fart." ”

Suddenly, as soon as the fat man's words fell, a grunt came from the coffin...... Mutter........ sound, like a toad crowing.

The fat man's expression instantly froze, "Xiao Jiang, what kind of taste does the owner of this tomb have, he raises field chickens in a coffin." ”

"Dead fatty, don't talk." I covered the fat man's mouth and dragged him back, and when we reached the door, it was ...... Mutter...... The cries were already in unison, and they were getting louder and louder, as if hundreds of toads were in a coffin.

"Damn, this is a blood dragon's coffin." Junko said suddenly in horror behind me.

"What is a blood dragon's coffin?" It's the first time I've heard of this, and I hurriedly asked Junko.

"The blood dragon corpse coffin, that's the forbidden coffin that the ancestor said. I just heard from the second master. Shunzi had already retreated to the tomb and continued: "More than ten years ago, the second master caught a lama, and it was in that bucket that he met this kind of coffin, when the second master thought that the coffin was leaking and crawled into the toad, and after it was opened. Junko paused suddenly, glanced at the coffin and said, "When it is opened, the coffin is crawling with red three-legged toads, and it is extremely poisonous, and you will die if you touch it." ”

Junko sighed and said, "Hey, more than a dozen brothers died at that time, and it was just a baby coffin at that time. ”

As soon as Junzi finished speaking, my brain was instantly confused, I damn it, the coffin in front of me is five or six times larger than the baby coffin, so the lord in this coffin has to pull out our skin.

Junko whispered, "Let's go back first and see if there is any other way to get out, and try not to provoke this master." ”

"When we came in just now, we didn't find any other passages." I hurriedly said to Junko.

Junko's eyes flashed, "Then find a way to fight back against the thief hole, if it really doesn't work, blow up the wall, to be honest, if the lord in this coffin rises, we all have to explain here." ”

"Blow up the fart." The fat man interjected on the side, "The explosives are almost exhausted just now, and I only have four left, and I can't blow up the walls here after I look at them." If you want me to say, no matter what kind of coffin he is, isn't it just a toad, we just burned it on fire, and it turned into a roast chicken. ”

"Burn a fart, can you use some brains?" I yelled, "It's so cramped here, and before the coffin is burned, we're going to die of lack of oxygen, are you too damn too fat or too brainy?" ”

The fat man didn't understand what I was saying, and was still gesturing there, "Hmm..... It's too brainy, huh..... Too bold..... Tai ....... Brain...... You're a shit, you actually scolded me for being brain-dead. ”

I'm completely speechless about the fat man, I can't understand how the second uncle could arrange such an unreliable person for me, is the second uncle too brainy?

"Let's go back and find a way to pry that stone door open, if you really can't get out, hmph, then blow up this coffin." After speaking, Junko waved his hand and motioned to go back.

When we walked seven or eight meters, the goo ..... Mutter...... The screams were already much quieter, and I breathed a sigh of relief, quickened my pace, and walked towards the stone gate that had entered.

After walking for about four or five minutes, the fat man suddenly stopped us and said, "How long have we been walking, the road to come in just now was not so long, could it be that we have all become old ladies with small feet and walk slowly?" ”

I was reminded by the fat man, I also felt that something was wrong, the road I came in just now was only one or two hundred meters in total, but now we have walked six or seven hundred meters, and we haven't even seen the stone door.

"Could it be.... Are we on the wrong track? I asked the fat man softly.

"Impossible, there is only this one road, we didn't meet the fork in the road just now, how could we go wrong."

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